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(Some Undercover Cop)   "Okay class, I am now signed on as a 14-year-old girl to *DING* 'hi asl' attempt to *DING* 'hey gurl sup' find a sexual *DING* DING* predator *DING*   (foxcarolina.com) divider line 212
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2011-07-03 06:21:00 PM
I'm rather intrigued by the headline at the bottom of the page.

Idaho couple's dream home was infested with snakes and Weather

How does one deal with a weather infestation? How do you know if the problem has ceased?
 
2011-07-03 06:29:42 PM

penthesilea: Idaho couple's dream home was infested with snakes and Weather

How does one deal with a weather infestation?


Say you're not done with that yet

techoffensive.com
 
2011-07-03 07:01:46 PM
For any of you guys who are still unclear on the concept, let's go over it one more time:

There are no 14 year old girls on the internet that want to have sex with your creepy ass. There are only cops posing as 14 year old girls on the internet that want to have sex with your creepy ass.
And they very well may.

/thus endeth the lesson
 
2011-07-03 07:07:56 PM
If a 14 year old boy posed as an 18 year old boy in an effort to have sex with a 14 year old girl, would the cop then get charged?
 
2011-07-03 07:11:19 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: For any of you guys who are still unclear on the concept, let's go over it one more time:

There are no 14 year old girls on the internet that want to have sex with your creepy ass. There are only cops posing as 14 year old girls on the internet that want to have sex with your creepy ass.
And they very well may.

/thus endeth the lesson


On the internet, all the men are men; all the women are men; all the young girls are federal agents.

Clear?
 
2011-07-03 07:24:17 PM
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2011-07-03 07:32:49 PM

Bob Falfa: MaudlinMutantMollusk: For any of you guys who are still unclear on the concept, let's go over it one more time:

There are no 14 year old girls on the internet that want to have sex with your creepy ass. There are only cops posing as 14 year old girls on the internet that want to have sex with your creepy ass.
And they very well may.

/thus endeth the lesson

On the internet, all the men are men; all the women are men; all the young girls are federal agents.

Clear?


CRYSTAL.
 
2011-07-03 07:49:02 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: For any of you guys who are still unclear on the concept, let's go over it one more time:

There are no 14 year old girls on the internet that want to have sex with your creepy ass. There are only cops posing as 14 year old girls on the internet that want to have sex with your creepy ass.
And they very well may.

/thus endeth the lesson


Wait... how does that parse? Is it...

'There are only cops [posing as 14 year old girls on the internet that want to have sex with your creepy ass.]
or
'There are only cops [posing as 14 year old girls on the internet] that want to have sex with your creepy ass.' ?
 
2011-07-03 07:58:27 PM
This is why rule #30 shouldn't be frowned upon.
 
2011-07-03 07:58:30 PM
Wish I had the first episode of To Catch A Predator in my collection. Then the lulz would be complete.
 
2011-07-03 10:48:37 PM
I wonder if these officers go through some form of training to make it seem like they have the vocabulary and lingo of a 14 year old.
 
2011-07-03 10:51:31 PM
Maybe the guy's lawyer can argue that the suspect was really looking to have sex with a cop, so what better way to find a cop than to hit on all 14 year old girls, and the ones who will actually chat with you are actually cops posing as a girl.
 
2011-07-03 10:51:37 PM
I am starting to believe that anyone stupid enough to do this is not smart enough to know how to cover their tracks.

And if it is cybersex, does it really matter who is on the other end????
 
2011-07-03 10:55:01 PM

miss diminutive: I wonder if these officers go through some form of training to make it seem like they have the vocabulary and lingo of a 14 year old.


Yes, they actually do have training on how to sound like a 14 year old.

OTOH, I've had more than 1 14 year old female not want to take no for an answer when they IM'd me either. I've had to get really rude to a few of them when I'd block them and they kept IMing me from different accounts.
 
2011-07-03 10:56:20 PM

penthesilea: I'm rather intrigued by the headline at the bottom of the page.

Idaho couple's dream home was infested with snakes and Weather

How does one deal with a weather infestation? How do you know if the problem has ceased?


Yeah, well it doesn't beat:

Bristol Palin says she lost her virginity while drunk in new and Weather

Don't even have a joke for that one. Don't think I need one.
 
2011-07-03 10:58:14 PM

Goimir: If a 14 year old boy posed as an 18 year old boy in an effort to have sex with a 14 year old girl, would the cop then get charged?


Wow. Someone give this man Obama's Peace Prize.
 
2011-07-03 10:58:27 PM
i am wondering also if he did this while the officer was giving a class to several 13-15 year olds depending on the laws in the state, could the D.A. slap individual charges for lewd proposal in the presence of a minor for each kid in the room? doesn't say whether or not they ran the kids out and if they didn't, the kids would get first hand experience at being witnesses for the state.
 
2011-07-03 10:59:21 PM

miss diminutive: I wonder if these officers go through some form of training to make it seem like they have the vocabulary and lingo of a 14 year old.


One's I've worked with either had teen daughters to help or friends with teen daughters.
 
2011-07-03 10:59:28 PM

TheGreatGazoo: miss diminutive: I wonder if these officers go through some form of training to make it seem like they have the vocabulary and lingo of a 14 year old.

Yes, they actually do have training on how to sound like a 14 year old.

OTOH, I've had more than 1 14 year old female not want to take no for an answer when they IM'd me either. I've had to get really rude to a few of them when I'd block them and they kept IMing me from different accounts.


Wow! You must be a total stud muffin!
 
2011-07-03 10:59:47 PM

gameshowhost:
CRYSTAL.


Hello, Crystal. How are you doing today?
 
2011-07-03 11:00:52 PM
This is why I'm thankful that I prefer mid-20's blondes with big breasts and a husky voice. No way in hell of ever being mistaken for a pedophile.
 
2011-07-03 11:01:29 PM

Enemabag Jones: I am starting to believe that anyone stupid enough to do this is not smart enough to know how to cover their tracks.

And if it is cybersex, does it really matter who is on the other end????


I wouldn't be surprised there's a law about corruption of a minor or something like that out there...
 
2011-07-03 11:01:33 PM

TheGreatGazoo: miss diminutive: I wonder if these officers go through some form of training to make it seem like they have the vocabulary and lingo of a 14 year old.

Yes, they actually do have training on how to sound like a 14 year old.

OTOH, I've had more than 1 14 year old female not want to take no for an answer when they IM'd me either. I've had to get really rude to a few of them when I'd block them and they kept IMing me from different accounts.


Know how I know you're a pedophile?
 
2011-07-03 11:01:42 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: For any of you guys who are still unclear on the concept, let's go over it one more time:

There are no 14 year old girls on the internet that want to have sex with your creepy ass. There are only cops posing as 14 year old girls on the internet that want to have sex with your creepy ass.
And they very well may.

/thus endeth the lesson



Which really sucks for me since my fetish is "Law Enforcement agents pretending to be 14 year old girls".
 
2011-07-03 11:01:44 PM
Enemabag Jones: And if it is cybersex, does it really matter who is on the other end????

as long as they've got a robe and wizard hat, no.
 
2011-07-03 11:02:37 PM

bugmn99: penthesilea: I'm rather intrigued by the headline at the bottom of the page.

Idaho couple's dream home was infested with snakes and Weather

How does one deal with a weather infestation? How do you know if the problem has ceased?

Yeah, well it doesn't beat:

Bristol Palin says she lost her virginity while drunk in new and Weather

Don't even have a joke for that one. Don't think I need one.


She was expecting the Moansoon to cum
 
2011-07-03 11:02:57 PM

penthesilea: I'm rather intrigued by the headline at the bottom of the page.

Idaho couple's dream home was infested with snakes and Weather

How does one deal with a weather infestation? How do you know if the problem has ceased?


I guess the weather stops hissing at you when you take a shower.
 
2011-07-03 11:04:19 PM
Okay, don't get me wrong, the creepy guy should get life.

But if you're cop, teaching a class of 13 to 15 year olds about law enforcement or whatever she was teaching them, don't you think it would be a good idea to not fully set up a scenario in which a guy could really message you for sex?

And why the hell was the cop teaching that to kids anyway? I mean, a little blurb about what she does as an officer would be okay, but to actually go into a demonstration? WTF?

I don't think the cop should be reprimanded, but someone should at least tell her not to do that again.
 
2011-07-03 11:05:22 PM

bugmn99: Bristol Palin says she lost her virginity while drunk in new and Weather


Was that from her new book? (new window)
 
2011-07-03 11:05:35 PM
CrispFlows,
Enemabag Jones:
I am starting to believe that anyone stupid enough to do this is not smart enough to know how to cover their tracks.
And if it is cybersex, does it really matter who is on the other end????
I wouldn't be surprised there's a law about corruption of a minor or something like that out there...


That came out wrong.
Why does the sicko have to ask for someone underage or look for someone in clearly wrong chatrooms.
/I clearly don't understand what is wrong with these people.
 
2011-07-03 11:05:39 PM

TheGreatGazoo: Yes, they actually do have training on how to sound like a 14 year old.


Now that would be an interesting training session.

"Ok, so your average 14 yr old has the reasoning of a stale raisin, so be sure to make as many typos and contradictory statements as possible. Also, abbreviate EVERYTHING. You = u, are = r, jealous = jelly, have = hav etc"

TheGreatGazoo: OTOH, I've had more than 1 police officer posing as a 14 year old female not want to take no for an answer when they IM'd me either. I've had to get really rude to a few of them when I'd block them and they kept IMing me from different accounts.


ftfy
 
2011-07-03 11:06:19 PM
"I am dyslexic, I thought she was 41!!!!"
 
2011-07-03 11:06:26 PM
Odd. When I sign on as a 42 year old white guy, no one messages me.

/hmmmm. curiouser and curiouser
 
2011-07-03 11:06:58 PM

WelldeadLink: gameshowhost:
CRYSTAL.

Hello, Crystal. How are you doing today?


I am fine. I'm 14 yo. How are U?
 
2011-07-03 11:15:17 PM

phrawgh: Odd. When I sign on as a 42 year old white guy, no one messages me.

/hmmmm. curiouser and curiouser


M/47/Parent's Basement
Who wants to lose their virginity while crying?
/I was never a pickup artist
 
2011-07-03 11:15:19 PM
I think a bunch of middle school girls just found out which websites to go to to meet older men. Great job, officer!
 
2011-07-03 11:16:16 PM
Barakku: /I was never a pickup artist

next time use the van
 
2011-07-03 11:18:32 PM

penthesilea: I'm rather intrigued by the headline at the bottom of the page.

Idaho couple's dream home was infested with snakes and Weather

How does one deal with a weather infestation? How do you know if the problem has ceased?



-That's why you install weather stripping...
 
2011-07-03 11:19:46 PM

phrawgh: Odd. When I sign on as a 42 year old white guy, no one messages me.

/hmmmm. curiouser and curiouser


You just need a catchier screen name. Something like the_human_tripod or I_put_on_my_robe_and_wizard_hat will probably do the trick.
 
2011-07-03 11:21:42 PM

miss diminutive: I wonder if these officers go through some form of training to make it seem like they have the vocabulary and lingo of a 14 year old.


I doubt a heavy breathing male is caring about anything except that the lingo is causing a part of their anatomy to become blood engorged.
 
2011-07-03 11:23:11 PM
But if he had of succeeded it would have been legal consensual sex?

Who's farking who here.

Just WHAT was the lesson?
 
2011-07-03 11:28:43 PM
I'm almost positive I had an agent posing as a 14 year old on Pogo once trying to lure me...just had a really wierd vibe

Or I'm paranoid. But once I made it clear I had no interest in seducing her she left
 
2011-07-03 11:31:38 PM

Amigajoe: stripp


He doesn't want a naked weather infestation.
 
2011-07-03 11:32:21 PM
StokeyBob ,Just WHAT was the lesson?

1-Forty year old men should not be hanging around websites that 14 year old girls are in asking for cybersex. It is rude and not nice, even if it is not going to their house as an official date. Fourteeen year old girls should be allowed to hold on to their innocence and not be harrased by a-hole perverts on the internet. You don't see 14 year old girls on fark harassing the forty year old men.

2-Cops were looking to make arrests, and even if this man was trolling looking for a cop, he found one and found trouble. We don't have the realy log so don't really know what happened.
 
2011-07-03 11:33:24 PM

Amigajoe: penthesilea: I'm rather intrigued by the headline at the bottom of the page.

Idaho couple's dream home was infested with snakes and Weather

How does one deal with a weather infestation? How do you know if the problem has ceased?


-That's why you install weather stripping...


He doesen't want a naked weather infestation.

/Oops! Wonder why the quote got munched before.
 
2011-07-03 11:35:17 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: For any of you guys who are still unclear on the concept, let's go over it one more time:

There are no 14 year old girls on the internet that want to have sex with your creepy ass. There are only cops posing as 14 year old girls on the internet that want to have sex with your creepy ass.
And they very well may.

/thus endeth the lesson


What about the 15 year old girls?
 
2011-07-03 11:36:44 PM

EducatedBum: Okay, don't get me wrong, the creepy guy should get life.

But if you're cop, teaching a class of 13 to 15 year olds about law enforcement or whatever she was teaching them, don't you think it would be a good idea to not fully set up a scenario in which a guy could really message you for sex?

And why the hell was the cop teaching that to kids anyway? I mean, a little blurb about what she does as an officer would be okay, but to actually go into a demonstration? WTF?

I don't think the cop should be reprimanded, but someone should at least tell her not to do that again.


I think the idea was "here's why you don't put personal information in your profile".
 
2011-07-03 11:36:52 PM
Sounds to me like the cop was just showing the kids the easiest way to get laid.
 
2011-07-03 11:41:00 PM

EducatedBum: Okay, don't get me wrong, the creepy guy should get life.

I don't think the cop should be reprimanded, but someone should at least tell her not to do that again.


Sooo let me get this straight. Life in prison for a perv who sent a few pervy IMs to someone he thought was underage, but not even a reprimand for a cop set up a scenario and then responded to a few pervy IMs with a few pervy IMs in front of a bunch of people who are underage.

Harsh, man.
 
2011-07-03 11:43:28 PM
They had it nailed years ago.
 
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