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2011-07-01 08:06:10 AM  
In other news, the number of people that realize they are not rich and powerful enough to attract the hot chicks up by 183%
 
2011-07-01 08:06:20 AM  
Boobies !
 
2011-07-01 08:08:01 AM  
Fat chicks are more fun to play with. Skinny girls break too easily.
 
2011-07-01 08:09:01 AM  
Why buy a $3000 scooter when you can get a full motorcycle for a couple more $$$. Isn't not looking gay worth it?
 
2011-07-01 08:09:11 AM  
Well, I'm investing in Gold Medal flour.............
 
2011-07-01 08:09:16 AM  
And they are always hungry
 
2011-07-01 08:11:56 AM  

Lemmy Kilmister: Why buy a $3000 scooter when you can get a full motorcycle for a couple more $$$. Isn't not looking gay worth it?


This is the correct opinion.
 
2011-07-01 08:13:53 AM  
all i see on scooters are meth mouthed burnouts looking for parts, or trying to cross reference spark plugs. Its the DUI alternative in these parts
 
2011-07-01 08:15:00 AM  
Hey, fat chicks need love too. But they gotta pay.
 
2011-07-01 08:16:36 AM  
Ciao~
 
2011-07-01 08:17:24 AM  
i406.photobucket.com

He has been waiting for a news story like this from day one.
 
2011-07-01 08:17:48 AM  

subtard: Lemmy Kilmister: Why buy a $3000 scooter when you can get a full motorcycle for a couple more $$$. Isn't not looking gay worth it?

This is the correct opinion.


Really? Misogyny & homophobia mixed with a retarded metaphor? Really?
 
2011-07-01 08:19:45 AM  
Ok, so an ad using a supposed statistic disguised as an article stemming from product placement in a movie and a plug for said movie and barely longer than two paragraphs? Um ... good?
 
2011-07-01 08:21:16 AM  
They are fun to ride. Don't waste your time worrying about what other people think.
 
2011-07-01 08:21:30 AM  
If we can tie this in with feminism this will be the best thread ever.
 
2011-07-01 08:22:08 AM  
Came here to make reference to scooters. See it is all covered.
 
2011-07-01 08:22:48 AM  
I have no issue with banging the occasional fat chick.

Scooters though! Are you crazy?! I wouldn't be seen dead on one of those!

Joke: What's the difference between shagging a fat bird and riding a scooter?
Answer: It's great fun, but you wouldn't tell your mates about it.
 
2011-07-01 08:24:23 AM  

Lemmy Kilmister: Why buy a $3000 scooter when you can get a full motorcycle for a couple more $$$. Isn't not looking gay worth it?


Don't you need a special license to drive a motorcycle, in the USA ?

In France, 125CC scooters are very popular for city driving, because they can be operated with an automobile license. If it's a three-wheeled scooter (Piaggio MP3), there's no limit to the displacement.

Also, what's this obsession with Americans about not looking gay ? When I was living in the USA, I was told that if I got a Miata, I would be seen as gay, as it's a "gay car".

Why do you care about such bullshiat ?
 
2011-07-01 08:25:34 AM  

Mrs.Sharpier: subtard: Lemmy Kilmister: Why buy a $3000 scooter when you can get a full motorcycle for a couple more $$$. Isn't not looking gay worth it?

This is the correct opinion.

Really? Misogyny & homophobia mixed with a retarded metaphor? Really?


First it's a scooter, then Capri pants. Gateway activity
 
2011-07-01 08:27:45 AM  

Mrs.Sharpier: subtard: Lemmy Kilmister: Why buy a $3000 scooter when you can get a full motorcycle for a couple more $$$. Isn't not looking gay worth it?

This is the correct opinion.

Really? Misogyny & homophobia mixed with a retarded metaphor? Really?


Not seeing the misogyny or metaphor in that post.
Wash the sand out of your vagina, bag.
 
2011-07-01 08:28:05 AM  
Lemmy Kilmister: "Why buy a $3000 scooter when you can get a full motorcycle for a couple more $$$. Isn't not looking gay worth it?"

Scooters are more fun. I mean don't get me wrong motorcycles are cool, but zipping around the city streets in a scooter is just more fun and easier to maneuver.
 
2011-07-01 08:31:00 AM  

padraig: Also, what's this obsession with Americans about not looking gay ? When I was living in the USA, I was told that if I got a Miata, I would be seen as gay, as it's a "gay car".

Why do you care about such bullshiat ?



It's okay - some of our best friends are gay.
 
2011-07-01 08:32:27 AM  

Lemmy Kilmister: Why buy a $3000 scooter when you can get a full motorcycle for a couple more $$$. Isn't not looking gay worth it?


At least where I live, if the scooter does under 32mph, you don't need to get a motorcycle liscence or insurance. And if you're not traveling long distances or on the highway, then a scooter is perfect.

Wish I could have returned to Paris this year, I was planning to rent a scooter to get around.
 
2011-07-01 08:32:28 AM  

padraig: When I was living in the USA, I was told that if I got a Miata, I would be seen as gay, as it's a "gay car".


Who the hell said that? Most of the people I see driving Miatas are old guys nearing retirement age.
I mean, I guess they could be secretly gay or something, but given that a lot of them have who I presume to be their wives with them, I kind of doubt it.
 
2011-07-01 08:33:18 AM  

padraig: Lemmy Kilmister: Why buy a $3000 scooter when you can get a full motorcycle for a couple more $$$. Isn't not looking gay worth it?

Don't you need a special license to drive a motorcycle, in the USA ?

In France, 125CC scooters are very popular for city driving, because they can be operated with an automobile license. If it's a three-wheeled scooter (Piaggio MP3), there's no limit to the displacement.

Also, what's this obsession with Americans about not looking gay ? When I was living in the USA, I was told that if I got a Miata, I would be seen as gay, as it's a "gay car".

Why do you care about such bullshiat ?


So, I'm assuming you were thinking about getting a Miata? Dude, you know how I know....images.rottentomatoes.com

/I bet you also like Coldplay
 
2011-07-01 08:33:19 AM  
I ride a monster of a bike, but I fondly remember the 90cc scooter that I started with.
Scooters are a blast.
If you give a damn what people think about what makes you happy, you are doing it wrong.

/Mistress weighs 90 lbs.
 
2011-07-01 08:34:43 AM  

padraig: Lemmy Kilmister: Why buy a $3000 scooter when you can get a full motorcycle for a couple more $$$. Isn't not looking gay worth it?

Don't you need a special license to drive a motorcycle, in the USA ?

In France, 125CC scooters are very popular for city driving, because they can be operated with an automobile license. If it's a three-wheeled scooter (Piaggio MP3), there's no limit to the displacement.

Also, what's this obsession with Americans about not looking gay ? When I was living in the USA, I was told that if I got a Miata, I would be seen as gay, as it's a "gay car".

Why do you care about such bullshiat ?


Because we're afraid that seeing gay thing will trigger our suppressed homosexuality.
 
2011-07-01 08:35:03 AM  
you would not believe what this headline made me think of...

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-07-01 08:41:43 AM  

badhatharry: They are fun to ride. Don't waste your time worrying about what other people think.


Fat chicks or scooters?
 
2011-07-01 08:43:11 AM  

StaleCoffee: Ciao~


Eddie Izzard FTW!!!!!
 
2011-07-01 08:43:25 AM  
Scooters are dangerous...

www.moike.net

...ask me how I know.

/yeah my legs were in that tangled mess behind the legshield somewhere
//yeah my ballsack shattered that headstock
///yeah the impact of my body broke the tie-rod and A-arm on a mid-70's full sized Ford pickup
 
2011-07-01 08:44:54 AM  

badhatharry: They are fun to ride. Don't waste your time worrying about what other people think.


Add Miatas to the list. Fun as hell. Jokesters are missing out.
 
2011-07-01 08:46:20 AM  

hillary: Owner of a Vespa 150 here, have had it for 2 years and love it.

FTFA: High gas prices are helping drive the trend towards scooters, which can get 70 mpg and only need filling every 2-3 weeks

WTF? The tanks usually only hold a gallon, maybe a bit more. I fill mine up 4 or 5 times a week. Granted at $350 a gtallon, that's still pretty cheap, but a tank of gas every 2 or 3 weeks? The gas evaporates faster than that.


Solution - Get a Honda Rebel or a Kawasaki Ninja 250. 4ish gallon tank and 70 mpg.

padraig: Also, what's this obsession with Americans about not looking gay ? When I was living in the USA, I was told that if I got a Miata, I would be seen as gay, as it's a "gay car".


To be fair, not all of us Americans are like that. It's mainly the ones who saw a dick, got aroused, got ashamed of it, and then rail against "the gays" for the rest of their life to prove how gay they're not.
 
2011-07-01 08:56:54 AM  

padraig: Don't you need a special license to drive a motorcycle, in the USA ?

In France, 125CC scooters are very popular for city driving, because they can be operated with an automobile license. If it's a three-wheeled scooter (Piaggio MP3), there's no limit to the displacement.


In the most of the US, scooters with 50cc or larger engines and capable of more than 30 mph (about 50 kph) require motorcycle licenses. The 49cc scooters are only decent transportation if you weigh less than 150 lbs.

As for three wheelers, they all require motorcycle licenses in my state, I'm not sure about elsewhere.
 
2011-07-01 08:57:50 AM  

CtrlAltDestroy: Solution - Get a Honda Rebel or a Kawasaki Ninja 250. 4ish gallon tank and 70 mpg.


Ninja 250s are very very fun. $3500 last I looked. Not nearly as fast as a superbike, but quicker than most cars nonetheless.
 
2011-07-01 08:58:42 AM  
I honestly don't get this. Some men go on about how they don't like big women and how other men might, but don't want to be seen with said women. This is completely refuted by reality, but the stupidity continues.

I'm not saying that big is everyone's taste, just that small isn't everyone's taste either.

/Yes, I'm fat
//Never had trouble finding (and keeping) a bf.
///HELLO! Wouldn't date a guy who wouldn't be seen with me.
////slashiesssssss
 
2011-07-01 08:59:22 AM  

The Loaf: In the most of the US, scooters with 50cc or larger engines and capable of more than 30 mph (about 50 kph) require motorcycle licenses. The 49cc scooters are only decent transportation if you weigh less than 150 lbs.


Of course, in the US (or at least where I live), the test for the motorcycle license was literally circling the parking lot twice without falling over, and a 10 question multiple choice test.
 
2011-07-01 08:59:31 AM  

padraig: Lemmy Kilmister: Why buy a $3000 scooter when you can get a full motorcycle for a couple more $$$. Isn't not looking gay worth it?

Don't you need a special license to drive a motorcycle, in the USA ?

In France, 125CC scooters are very popular for city driving, because they can be operated with an automobile license. If it's a three-wheeled scooter (Piaggio MP3), there's no limit to the displacement.

Also, what's this obsession with Americans about not looking gay ? When I was living in the USA, I was told that if I got a Miata, I would be seen as gay, as it's a "gay car".

Why do you care about such bullshiat ?


Well, it's because gay's are beaten and tied behind cars and dragged, and and other stuff..
 
2011-07-01 09:01:26 AM  
My post made me laugh. Why? Because I could get laid any day of the week by a guy a find attractive (not that I chose to do that). Meanwhile all you "I wouldn't be seen with a fat girl" guys are hanging in your mom's basement.
 
2011-07-01 09:02:38 AM  

allthesametome: Meanwhile all you "I wouldn't be seen with a fat girl" guys are hanging in your mom's basement.


Penthouses don't have basements, silly.
 
2011-07-01 09:09:11 AM  

Lemmy Kilmister: Why buy a $3000 scooter when you can get a full motorcycle for a couple more $$$. Isn't not looking gay worth it?


A lot of places let you park smaller scooters over by the bike racks.
 
2011-07-01 09:10:46 AM  

The Loaf: padraig: Don't you need a special license to drive a motorcycle, in the USA ?

In France, 125CC scooters are very popular for city driving, because they can be operated with an automobile license. If it's a three-wheeled scooter (Piaggio MP3), there's no limit to the displacement.

In the most of the US, scooters with 50cc or larger engines and capable of more than 30 mph (about 50 kph) require motorcycle licenses. The 49cc scooters are only decent transportation if you weigh less than 150 lbs.

As for three wheelers, they all require motorcycle licenses in my state, I'm not sure about elsewhere.


Here in California as the Governator proved... You do not need a class M endorsement to operate a motorcycle with a sidecar attached or a trike. A standard class C license will do just fine. Which I always thought was stupid as motorcycles with sidecars are amazingly more difficult to ride than regular motorcycles simply due to the physics involved.

Now here comes the stupid... You can take your CA DMV motorcycle test on a sidecar with a motorcycle attached, or a trike, and pass... and get your class M endorsement. Then you can go ahead and ride a regular motorcycle having no practical experience on how a real motorcycle actually handles. Most likely killing yourself in the process.

If it was up to me, we would have Federally mandated tiered licensing for motorcycles so everybody would be required to start out on nothing larger than 250cc for one year/25k miles, graduate to nothing larger than 650cc for one year/25k miles, and then graduate to an open class license. It would cull the problem of Johnny Squid and Billy Banker running out and buying liter class sportbikes / crusiers and wrapping them around 7-11's because they can't handle the horsepower or their impulse control has not developed enough yet.

And, all motorists would be required to spend 1 year/25k miles on a motorcycle at least at the 250cc level before qualifying for a class C license to drive a four-wheeled vehicle. You'd bet for damn sure people in cars would be far more aware of motorcycles after spending one year/25k miles in the saddle themselves. Exceptions for those handicapped to the point that they can't ride motorcycles of course.
 
2011-07-01 09:11:37 AM  

allthesametome: My post made me laugh. Why? Because I could get laid any day of the week by a guy a find attractive (not that I chose to do that). Meanwhile all you "I wouldn't be seen with a fat girl" guys are hanging in your mom's basement.


I don't get it. Do you sound fat or are you just a whore?
 
2011-07-01 09:15:46 AM  

allthesametome: My post made me laugh. Why? Because I could get laid any day of the week by a guy a find attractive


Your profile says you live in New Jersey... Based on what I've seen on TV and the Internet, you are sure to have nothing but top shelf quality, class, and breeding to pick from out there.
 
2011-07-01 09:20:57 AM  

moike: And, all motorists would be required to spend 1 year/25k miles on a motorcycle at least at the 250cc level before qualifying for a class C license to drive a four-wheeled vehicle. You'd bet for damn sure people in cars would be far more aware of motorcycles after spending one year/25k miles in the saddle themselves.


Although unworkable, this would actually work. If you know what I mean.

/riding in Thailand is much safer than you might expect, since every car driver has ridden a motorcycle before.
 
2011-07-01 09:22:07 AM  
Forget the gas. Electric is the way to go these days.
 
2011-07-01 09:23:24 AM  
MDGeist Quote 2011-07-01 08:08:01 AM
Fat chicks are more fun to play with. Skinny girls break too easily.

You've been with the wrong skinny chicks. And they don't get as winded as fast on the marathon sex sessions.

Even better, with skinny gals (particurly Asians), you can imagine you're with a prepubescent boy!
 
2011-07-01 09:25:05 AM  

hillbillypharmacist: CtrlAltDestroy: Solution - Get a Honda Rebel or a Kawasaki Ninja 250. 4ish gallon tank and 70 mpg.

Ninja 250s are very very fun. $3500 last I looked. Not nearly as fast as a superbike, but quicker than most cars nonetheless.


Honda rebel is also a great choice. I got an 04 last fall for less than 2000 bucks and it was a great choice since I get scooter mileage but a bit more power.
 
2011-07-01 09:26:29 AM  

SirEattonHogg: Even better, with skinny gals (particurly Asians), you can imagine you're with a prepubescent boy!


Hog. You're giving us skinny Asian-girl-loving lechers a bad name.
 
2011-07-01 09:26:34 AM  

moike: Scooters are dangerous...

[www.moike.net image 640x611]

...ask me how I know.

/yeah my legs were in that tangled mess behind the legshield somewhere
//yeah my ballsack shattered that headstock
///yeah the impact of my body broke the tie-rod and A-arm on a mid-70's full sized Ford pickup



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I think this should become a hot fat chick thread.

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