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(TMZ)   Denise Richards adopts baby girl. Names her after the suite Charlie Sheen trashed at the Plaza Hotel   (tmz.com) divider line 38
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2011-06-30 04:47:21 PM
Those eyes are stealing my soul. Look away!
 
2011-06-30 04:49:49 PM
Future totess?
 
2011-06-30 04:55:02 PM
There is nothing there but a glittering blue void.
 
2011-06-30 04:57:39 PM
This news frightens me more than his Torpedo of Whatever nonsense.
 
2011-06-30 05:05:45 PM
Is she wearing a mask?
 
2011-06-30 05:07:15 PM
The article is almost 24 hours old.

Fark obviously isn't the place to come to for late-breaking news.
 
2011-06-30 05:40:20 PM
ll-media.tmz.com

Now that is scary.
 
2011-06-30 05:43:30 PM
Damn, that's nearly as bad as me calling tracy 'kneegrow' morgan a n*gger.

/oh wait, I do that anyway. HA!
 
2011-06-30 05:43:49 PM
She was very hot in Starship Troopers though.
/credit where credit is due
 
2011-06-30 05:45:58 PM
It's....complicated for her,subby.
 
2011-06-30 05:48:23 PM
Crazy eyes. That is all.
 
2011-06-30 05:50:09 PM
img94.imageshack.us
 
2011-06-30 05:50:36 PM
i3.photobucket.com

Somewhere I can hear reincarnated Sam Kinison's soul screaming after seeing that for the first time. Yeesh.
 
wee [TotalFark]
2011-06-30 05:53:38 PM

ongbok: Now that is scary.


There's just nothing behind those eyes. Not even a glimmer of intelligence.
 
2011-06-30 05:55:43 PM

wee: ongbok: Now that is scary.

There's just nothing behind those eyes. Not even a glimmer of intelligence.


She's like an animated real-doll
 
2011-06-30 06:00:34 PM

Mega Steve: wee: ongbok: Now that is scary.

There's just nothing behind those eyes. Not even a glimmer of intelligence.

She's like an animated real-doll


Or one of those Disney Animatrons.
www.graveline.com
 
2011-06-30 06:01:43 PM
zvoidx, is there any way you can animate that bad boy so it's all trippy? You know, like Hasselhoff's crotch?
 
2011-06-30 06:10:14 PM

wee: ongbok: Now that is scary.

There's just nothing behind those eyes. Not even a glimmer of intelligence.


t2.gstatic.com

Has some thoughts on the subject of lifeless eyes.

Sometimes that Denice Richards, she looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a Denice Richards... she's got lifeless eyes. Blue eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be thinkin'... until she bites ya, and those blue eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'.
 
wee [TotalFark]
2011-06-30 06:22:07 PM

ZMugg: Has some thoughts on the subject of lifeless eyes.


You know, Quint did occur to me actually.
 
2011-06-30 06:23:28 PM
I'd rather spend time with Mr. Rogers wearing a mask, even that is less creepy than her lifeless eyes.
 
2011-06-30 06:24:58 PM
My God she looks like sh*t in that photo. I need some eye bleach.
 
2011-06-30 06:25:55 PM

farkityfarker: The article is almost 24 hours old.

Fark obviously isn't the place to come to for late-breaking news.


Late-breaking entertainment news? Is there such a thing?
 
2011-06-30 06:27:53 PM

ddam: farkityfarker: The article is almost 24 hours old.

Fark obviously isn't the place to come to for late-breaking news.

Late-breaking entertainment news? Is there such a thing?


Lets hope not! If you want late breaking entertainment news go camp out at tmz.com
 
2011-06-30 06:28:51 PM

MrEricSir: I'd rather spend time with Mr. Rogers wearing a mask, even that is less creepy than her lifeless eyes.


That's still no Lady Elaine Fairchilde (new window) (not safe for sleeping)
 
2011-06-30 06:29:50 PM
...the abyss stared back at me.
 
2011-06-30 07:00:52 PM

Sarcastica75: zvoidx, is there any way you can animate that bad boy so it's all trippy? You know, like Hasselhoff's crotch?


I got specific orders from Denise, "No Hasselhoff crotch-like animations on my eyes...OR I WILL STARE YOU DOWN FOR ETERNITY!!!"
 
2011-06-30 07:18:22 PM
SHE'S SMILING ME TO DEATH!!!
 
2011-06-30 07:30:22 PM
I'd hit it!
 
2011-06-30 07:38:05 PM

ongbok: Now that is scary.


Botox is not her friend.
 
2011-06-30 08:41:50 PM
This is why you shouldn't use new and improved Joker products.
 
2011-06-30 08:54:47 PM

Jayone: My God she looks like sh*t in that photo. I need some eye bleach.


Eh? Beyond the creepy stare she looks fine to me. No wrinkles, no sag, no flab, nice doo, white teeth, and her eye brows weren't drawn on with a sharpie. What's wrong with her in the photo (other than the soul stealing stare)?
 
2011-06-30 09:02:49 PM
MORE BABIES WILL HELP ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF!!1!
 
2011-06-30 10:41:25 PM

Torqueknot: Jayone: My God she looks like sh*t in that photo. I need some eye bleach.

Eh? Beyond the creepy stare she looks fine to me. No wrinkles, no sag, no flab, nice doo, white teeth, and her eye brows weren't drawn on with a sharpie. What's wrong with her in the photo (other than the soul stealing stare)?


She's man-made.
 
2011-06-30 11:04:31 PM
She should adopt some of Octomom's unwanted crotchfruit.
 
2011-07-01 01:48:15 AM
I don't care how crazy she is, give me 15 minutes, that's all I'd need.
 
2011-07-01 03:32:33 AM
So other than the creepy picture... why is this stupid?
 
2011-07-01 06:36:17 PM
Wow, you can actually *see* the crazy.
 
2011-07-02 01:13:39 AM

ZMugg: wee: ongbok: Now that is scary.

There's just nothing behind those eyes. Not even a glimmer of intelligence.

[t2.gstatic.com image 240x160]

Has some thoughts on the subject of lifeless eyes.

Sometimes that Denice Richards, she looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a Denice Richards... she's got lifeless eyes. Blue eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be thinkin'... until she bites ya, and those blue eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'.


good pull
 
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