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2011-06-30 11:01:59 AM  
Piss on it?
 
2011-06-30 11:02:02 AM  
How long have you been sitting on that one, subby? +1
 
2011-06-30 11:02:23 AM  
She's Catholic. Couldn't she pray for a new kidney?

What kind of worthless god wouldn't help out a down-on-her-luck nun like that?
 
2011-06-30 11:04:36 AM  

BurnShrike: She's Catholic. Couldn't she pray for a new kidney?

What kind of worthless god wouldn't help out a down-on-her-luck nun like that?


FTA: That all the stars would line up and they would be eligible for the transplant is nothing short of miraculous, they say.

Ah, no wonder god didn't listen to her. She's involved in witch craft.
 
2011-06-30 11:05:08 AM  
Oh, boy, this is my favorite headline of the year thus far.
 
2011-06-30 11:06:54 AM  

RexTalionis: Oh, boy, this is my favorite headline of the year thus far.


Awesome. One of the few that made me laugh quietly to myself.
 
2011-06-30 11:07:27 AM  
"Tampa nuns" kind of rolls off the tongue oddly, doesn't it?
 
2011-06-30 11:08:31 AM  
Subtle, subby, subtle.

+1
 
2011-06-30 11:10:52 AM  
bugmn99
"Tampa nuns" kind of rolls off the tongue oddly, doesn't it?

DUDE!

/off to find mouthwash. Lots of mouthwash
 
2011-06-30 11:15:09 AM  

BurnShrike: She's Catholic. Couldn't she pray for a new kidney?

What kind of worthless god wouldn't help out a down-on-her-luck nun like that?


FTFA: That all the stars would line up and they would be eligible for the transplant is nothing short of miraculous, they say.

Sounds like she did and the answer was a yes.

Possible HOTY contender?
 
2011-06-30 11:19:57 AM  
affordablehousinginstitute.org
Bravo, subby. Bravo.
 
2011-06-30 11:21:09 AM  
Well done, subby, well done.
 
2011-06-30 11:21:56 AM  
How do you solve a problem like urea?

I don't know, but let me guess: the solution involves a flibbertigibbet, a will-o'-the-wisp, and a clown?
 
2011-06-30 11:24:53 AM  
LeBoeuf should have said her kidney is nunya... shut yer pie hole.
 
2011-06-30 11:25:09 AM  
Well played, subby.
 
2011-06-30 11:25:57 AM  
Subby, for you:

www.strangecosmos.com
 
2011-06-30 11:25:59 AM  
No, urea!
 
2011-06-30 11:27:37 AM  
North Urea is best Urea.
 
2011-06-30 11:27:42 AM  
Subby, you magnificent bastard, you.

Bravo

/golf clap
 
2011-06-30 11:30:44 AM  
What does 46-0-0 fertilizer have to do with a kidney transplant?
 
2011-06-30 11:30:58 AM  
Urea. I've just met the chemical, urea.
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-06-30 11:32:40 AM  
+1 headline. Win.
 
2011-06-30 11:32:58 AM  
Genius, subby.
 
2011-06-30 11:34:07 AM  
hahaha! kudos subby.
 
2011-06-30 11:39:57 AM  
The place i work cleaned barges that have shipped urea so i'm getting a kick in the kidneys from the headline.

also, +amillion, subby
 
2011-06-30 11:42:30 AM  
I once had to analyse a sample that was labelled simply "urea". When I added 9M sulphuric acid, it went bright yellow, then brown, and then it crystallised.

I diluted it after that.
 
2011-06-30 11:45:56 AM  
So good I wish it was mine. Bravo.

+1
 
2011-06-30 11:49:32 AM  
Mongo Santa Urea?
ecdn3.hark.com
/looked like he was peeing his pants
 
2011-06-30 11:50:44 AM  
Wonderful headline.

But where's the Hero tag?
 
2011-06-30 11:54:35 AM  
It's a Trapp!
 
2011-06-30 12:02:05 PM  
www.solarnavigator.net

/Hot nun
 
2011-06-30 12:08:10 PM  

Bondith: it went bright yellow, then brown,


In front, then in back?
 
2011-06-30 12:08:49 PM  

FUNNY IN THE HEADLINE

*bachelor frog*

BLAST IT WITH PISS

 
2011-06-30 12:09:31 PM  
+1.5
good job, subby
 
2011-06-30 12:13:32 PM  

RexTalionis: Oh, boy, this is my favorite headline of the year thus far.


Top 5 headline of all time. And I'm in my 10th year of Farking.
 
2011-06-30 12:50:17 PM  
Terrific headline,

Sadly this submission is a repeat....

Kidding, just kidding.

Terrific headline.
 
2011-06-30 01:12:11 PM  

RexTalionis: Oh, boy, this is my favorite headline of the year thus far.


Amen.
 
2011-06-30 01:14:04 PM  

RexTalionis: Oh, boy, this is my favorite headline of the year thus far.


I don't get it.
 
2011-06-30 01:16:44 PM  

RoyBatty: Terrific headline,

Sadly this submission is a repeat....

Kidding, just kidding.

Terrific headline.


All these headlines will be lost in time...like pee in rain...

/Sorry, that was supposed to be your line, Roy...
 
2011-06-30 01:22:42 PM  

BurnShrike: RexTalionis: Oh, boy, this is my favorite headline of the year thus far.

I don't get it.


Watch "The Sound of Music" and all will be made plain to you.
 
2011-06-30 01:23:55 PM  

BKITU: BurnShrike: RexTalionis: Oh, boy, this is my favorite headline of the year thus far.

I don't get it.

Watch "The Sound of Music" and all will be made plain to you.


Ugh. No joke is worth sitting through that.
 
2011-06-30 02:23:10 PM  
 
2011-06-30 03:18:47 PM  

RobotSpider: How long have you been sitting on that one, subby? +1


Subby wins one free internet.
 
2011-06-30 03:21:01 PM  

degenerate-afro: For all of you under 30 Farkers.


TLDNL

/Over 30
//Never was into musicals.
 
2011-06-30 04:00:40 PM  
Just got it. Very nice :)
 
2011-06-30 05:26:55 PM  
Brilliant. Almost as good as when they found bin Laden's porn stache, and the NY Post wrote: Osama Bin Wankin'
 
2011-06-30 07:55:28 PM  
Very nice headline. PLUS ONE.
 
2011-06-30 08:46:32 PM  
nice one subby
/slow clap
 
2011-07-01 02:21:46 AM  
I've never been one to praise a headline, until now. 3 cheers for subby.
 
2011-07-01 04:26:44 PM  
Jesus, I'm still laughing.
 
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