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2011-06-30 01:36:04 PM

Mike Chewbacca: Luthien's Tempest: thirdful: coeyagi: South Carolina is currently considering paying reparations to the people that were victims of that mindset. Mass state sanctioned sterilization is not exactly a PR person's wet dream. Especially when the victims come back 40 years later and they've had a good goddamned long time to think about it.

Somewhere recently a local government was considering paying poor white trash / ghetto trash not to have more kids. I am pretty sure the Hero tag was used that day.

I vote if your on welfare/aid that you get free birth control. If you get pregnant or someone else pregnant while taking in aid from the govt that you will be banned for life from that program.

As far as I know, there are programs that do provide birth control to the needy. But, it's optional. Also, it would be difficult to force everyone onto birth control because of side effects, etc. My mother told me for years to avoid going on birth control because she's paranoid about breast cancer (she is a survivor of estrogen-fueled bc), for example. Also, because there is still a chance of conceiving while on birth control, it would be difficult to punish those who become pregnant while on it.

In the state of Pennsylvania, birth control and reproductive health services are covered under a welfare program for any woman who makes less than $1500/month. It happens to be how I got my IUD. It was easier to get the state to help me pay for my birth control (which is expensive because birth control tends to affect my mental health negatively) than it was to get them to help make college affordable (and considering I have nearly $100,000 (nearly $25000 in interest) in loans for 3.5 years at a state school, I'd have to say they failed there). Before I found out about the program, the Planned Parenthood made it nearly affordable.

As a native of California, it always stuns me just how expensive in-state tuition is at other states' universities. I spent four years at San Diego State in the early to mid 2000s, and I think it cost me a total of about $7,500, not including books. (I worked full time so I didn't have to get loans for housing.) It was cheap enough each semester that I was able to just pay for it myself.


$16000 a year, just for tuition. And it's always going up. Even if I hadn't gotten so ill I had to finish two semesters late and re-tool my degree to no longer necessitate classes I was going to fail because of being too sick to show up but so I could still graduate, there's no way I could have worked enough to not get loans. And on-campus housing is ridiculously expensive, but I didn't know anyone who wanted to move off campus... So now, I am massively in debt. And what is our governor cutting in the budget? Education funding. I can get the state to pay for my $500 or so IUD, but I can't get them to help with my education.
 
2011-06-30 01:36:45 PM

Jarrell86: Really? No one is going to mention subby's flub? It's babies, not babbies.


You must be new here....
 
2011-06-30 01:36:49 PM

jimmyjackfunk: OVOA (DVDAX4)


what the fark does that even mea-

actually I don't want to know.
 
2011-06-30 01:40:03 PM
I wish I had the Bag Balm account for that house.
 
2011-06-30 01:45:13 PM
If only somebody...
If only a dozen somebodys...
If only a hundred...
If only the entire internet population...yeah, that'll do it.

If only the entire internet population was around to foresee and forewarn.

Too bad the kids now have to live in the land of "toldyouso."
 
2011-06-30 01:50:34 PM
I think the greater story were missing here is the eventual stories of the kids who will likely grow up and be total disasters.

There's at least one solid serial killer out of the bunch and the odds are at least a few more will be a complete disaster in no time.

Remember....in order to obtain permits to fish this past year I had to pay a fee, my drivers license required a written and practical test and my job required security clearance and I had to take "Ethics Class" before I could start.

Yet....pounding out a kid requires nothing more than a willing donor.
 
2011-06-30 01:54:55 PM

Skarekrough: I think the greater story were missing here is the eventual stories of the kids who will likely grow up and be total disasters.

There's at least one solid serial killer out of the bunch and the odds are at least a few more will be a complete disaster in no time.

Remember....in order to obtain permits to fish this past year I had to pay a fee, my drivers license required a written and practical test and my job required security clearance and I had to take "Ethics Class" before I could start.

Yet....pounding out a kid requires nothing more than a willing donor.


I think "Keanu'd" is the Godwin equivalent of baby threads...props for polishing it up a bit, though.
 
2011-06-30 01:56:57 PM

Fark Me Running Backwards: Jarrell86: Really? No one is going to mention subby's flub? It's babies, not babbies.

You must be new here....


Apparently.
 
2011-06-30 02:14:36 PM
i1212.photobucket.com
 
2011-06-30 02:15:21 PM

Tatsuma: jimmyjackfunk: OVOA (DVDAX4)

what the fark does that even mea-

actually I don't want to know.


dvda (new window)

sfw unless your workplace has a restriction on text definitions
 
2011-06-30 02:15:31 PM

Earpj: Mom HAD to have 6 pregnancies before she could get her tubes tied. These days, it's 3, I think.


What? My mom had her tubes tied after 2, and that was over 20 years ago.
 
2011-06-30 02:16:24 PM
I hate kids to, that's why I'm not gonna have any.
 
2011-06-30 02:18:33 PM

ModernLuddite: What the government diplomatically calls a "child allowance" means every goddamn person who has a kid is getting supported by taxes to some degree. I know that deflates a lot of you "big happy family" proponents, but you're no better than this stupid c*nt in a tax-payer's eyes. Can't support them? Don't have them. OR...

Oh gee, a mentally unbalanced woman with a history of bad reproductive choices is depressed about her life choices. Seriously, social services should have required psychological evaluation for this broad and her brood.

THIS, but for all potential parents. Time we stopped looking on reproduction as a right (nature is not that kind to any other species) but rather as a privilege earned by hard work, education and relative mental stability. Yes, I'm a social Darwinist and apparently one of five women left on the planet who isn't retarded. 7 BILLION useless and self-important little apes overrunning the earth to support my "evil" views.

/ Mrs. Luddite secretly wishes her mom had had an abortion to save us both some grief.


i.imgur.com
"Are you a boy or a girl?"
 
2011-06-30 02:21:18 PM
www.ratwell.com

who woulda thunk that Dual Vacuum Dual Advance was actually a term long before Matt and Trey came along.

and even oddlier enough, with safe search turned off, google didn't bring anything back on the first page of results lol
 
2011-06-30 02:40:57 PM
beeteedubya.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-06-30 02:43:19 PM
octo-dolls.com
 
2011-06-30 03:21:59 PM
Is it too much to say: "Go suck a revolver, biatch"?

Am I a bad person for thinking this?
 
2011-06-30 03:27:56 PM
Lets be 100%...

WHO THE fark WANTS EIGHT KIDS?

/farking no one.
 
2011-06-30 03:31:34 PM
Her chest keeps distracting me from the fact that she is completely insane and has deep stretch marks.
 
2011-06-30 03:33:09 PM

TangoSucka: Lets be 100%...

WHO THE fark WANTS EIGHT KIDS?

/farking no one.


I thought she has 14 kids
 
2011-06-30 03:33:55 PM
www.thecelebrityautopsy.com
 
2011-06-30 03:39:37 PM

AboveTheWaves: TangoSucka: Lets be 100%...

WHO THE fark WANTS EIGHT KIDS?

/farking no one.

I thought she has 14 kids


Even worse. I would assume you'd start to lose track of the farkers after six.
 
2011-06-30 03:51:08 PM

malaktaus:

What? My mom had her tubes tied after 2, and that was over 20 years ago.


This was 40 years ago in Michigan.
 
2011-06-30 03:53:33 PM

tetsoushima: First of all, i'm not sure why you would have trouble spelling my name as it's at the top of the post. Secondly, I don't know why having a different opinion than somebody suddenly makes them a troll or dumb. I just feel that kids, regardless of how you came to have them, can be a positive force for change in a person's life. I'm not white knighting octomom, she just happens to be who tfa is about. this would hold true for many other examples.


I feel for the kids. I agree that in most other examples, welfare and government assistance can work for a positive outcome...but the lady got IVF to have a grundle of babbies so she could get on TV.
This idea that you can buy your way into celebrity is disturbing, disgusting, and should be frowned upon heavily.
...especially when the future of 14 people are at stake.
 
2011-06-30 04:02:37 PM

Six Inch Pianist: As a married, well-educated, financially and mentally stable woman who is having trouble conceiving...I'd just like to say screw this vapid, attention-whoring, batshiat crazy, coont.

I'd love to see these kids removed from her and placed with families that will actually love and care for them.


Hugs to you from a Farkette who has been there. I was in social work, and trying to form babby - bad combination. (Actually, me and the mister slept nekkid next to each other and formed babby, but babbies never stayed) During this time I met a man with 38 kids that he knew about, crack-moms, 11 year old moms, babbies from incest, babbies with diapers filled with roaches - you name it. And I was like, seriously?? I can't have one?? And my girlfriend the cop went back to work after a miscarriage and found dead babby in dumpster two hours into her shift. Life sucks like that. Now that I have completely depressed you, let me say, hang in there. Babbies will come to you eventually. Maybe not the traditional way you had imagined, but they will come.

And they will mean a fark ton more to you than if you had never struggled, because you know exactly how precious they are. You will not take one minute for granted. You will still tell them in your head to go the fark to sleep, but you will be beyond thankful for every minute you have with them when they are awake.

/gots me two, finally
//happy and healthy
///will take some of Octo's superfluous babbies

Confabulat: Raug the Dwarf: Honestly, how the fark did she think this would turn out?

To be fair, up until her sideshow clown exhibit, women with huge litters typically were showered with gifts from major corporations and invited to meet Oprah and stuff. She probably figured she'd be America's sweetheart by now.


She was invited to meet Oprah. Oprah and Suze Orman smacked the shiat out of her. They reamed her without mercy. It was brutal, and beautiful to behold. It's not often discussed, but Oprah was a teen mom. Her babby died. She does not fark around about that.

/don't watch Oprah usually
//but this one was too good to miss

Also, of course her older ones are animals. It's got to be Lord Of The Flies in that house. They're probably a short step above feral.
 
2011-06-30 04:17:40 PM

Mike Chewbacca:
Uh, that's not true at all. Maybe back in the day there was a minimum number of kids you had to have, but these days they'll do a vasectomy or a tubal ligation even if you don't have ANY kids.


Maybe that's true for a vasectomy, but if you're a woman under the age of 35 with no kids you'll get the third degree--"but what if you change your mind?" "What if you get divorced and your new partner wants children?" and a lot of times doctors will flat out turn you down. It happened to me and I've heard loads of stories from other women.

/husband ended up getting fixed no questions asked
//if something happens to him I'm damn sure getting a tubal
///older now so won't get the BS
////don't want no babby formed
 
2011-06-30 04:17:49 PM

Holy Crap: I farking hate this coont and wish she'd gargle a bullet or two.


She should let Kurt Cobain do her head check.
 
2011-06-30 04:20:01 PM

fifthecho: tetsoushima: First of all, i'm not sure why you would have trouble spelling my name as it's at the top of the post. Secondly, I don't know why having a different opinion than somebody suddenly makes them a troll or dumb. I just feel that kids, regardless of how you came to have them, can be a positive force for change in a person's life. I'm not white knighting octomom, she just happens to be who tfa is about. this would hold true for many other examples.

I feel for the kids. I agree that in most other examples, welfare and government assistance can work for a positive outcome...but the lady got IVF to have a grundle of babbies so she could get on TV.
This idea that you can buy your way into celebrity is disturbing, disgusting, and should be frowned upon heavily.
...especially when the future of 14 people are at stake.


Just to clarify, my original post was a satire which was taken somewhat seriously. Immediately following this I decided to just play along. I want to make it clear that no human being looks at octomom with high hopes for her kid's futures.
 
2011-06-30 04:22:21 PM

tetsoushima: fifthecho: tetsoushima: First of all, i'm not sure why you would have trouble spelling my name as it's at the top of the post. Secondly, I don't know why having a different opinion than somebody suddenly makes them a troll or dumb. I just feel that kids, regardless of how you came to have them, can be a positive force for change in a person's life. I'm not white knighting octomom, she just happens to be who tfa is about. this would hold true for many other examples.

I feel for the kids. I agree that in most other examples, welfare and government assistance can work for a positive outcome...but the lady got IVF to have a grundle of babbies so she could get on TV.
This idea that you can buy your way into celebrity is disturbing, disgusting, and should be frowned upon heavily.
...especially when the future of 14 people are at stake.

Just to clarify, my original post was a satire which was taken somewhat seriously. Immediately following this I decided to just play along. I want to make it clear that no human being looks at octomom with high hopes for her kid's futures.



I figured. Got a bunch of bites though.

Ladies and Gentlemen, that's how you troll.
 
2011-06-30 04:25:24 PM

adp1215: FTA 'Some days I have thought about killing myself. I cannot cope,' she said.

Yes please...

Cormee: 1. Sell kids
2. Go into porn
3. Profit!

First film...the Cocktomom...watch as this AW takes on 8


I'm not convinced that she's as celibate as she claims, and would hazard to guess you'd need about that many horse cocks in there for any to gain traction at this point.
 
2011-06-30 04:27:22 PM

Nogale: Huggermugger: James F. Campbell: Quelle surprise.

Silly democracy and its prohibition against preventing people from breeding willy-nilly.

What country, other than China, has ever legislated reproduction?

Every nation that has ever outlawed abortion.


bluntobject.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-06-30 04:30:10 PM
Its a vagina, not a clown car.
 
2011-06-30 04:36:59 PM
Not to ruin everyone's hotdog/hallway fun, but her nether region has seen very little action. Babbies got in there by artificial means, and out by C-section. No babby and very few peni have penetrated the meat curtains.
 
2011-06-30 04:37:01 PM
And they hate you too. (new window)

how does a 2 year old learn to call Mommy "biatch"???
 
2011-06-30 04:38:54 PM

August11: This is an unfortunate artifact of a society presently and strangely obsessed with babies and all things baby related. We are not obsessed with the well-being of children, though. That would look entirely different. We love the baby and the super immediate respect and attention it gives us, but the four or five year old? The daily rigor of parenting? Not so much.


THIS.

When I was stuck at home with my sister (two at the time) I found lots of parenting books\wisdom\blah blah blah. At age five, I looked for exactly the same resources (since bedtimes were becoming an issue), and found...nothing. Because babies just aren't cute then.

Since I actually care about the wellbeing of children, not how cute the clothes are, that made me want to kill them all.
 
2011-06-30 04:39:49 PM

MythDragon: NicoFinn: We need a "Saw that one coming" tag. This woman had these kids for attention. You can't just trow them away or ignore them once you get tired of them.

You did this to yourself, lady.

Put the kids in better homes. She's unfit.

If only they had some sort of child pound. Preferably one that is 'no-kill', but whatever. Still beats dropping them off on the side of the road near the interstate.


OpenStreetMap has mapped 150 such facilities worldwide.
 
2011-06-30 04:42:01 PM

Earpj: Mike Chewbacca: l
Uh, that's not true at all. Maybe back in the day there was a minimum number of kids you had to have, but these days they'll do a vasectomy or a tubal ligation even if you don't have ANY kids.

Really? Cool.
I just know that my friend had to have 3 before her husband could get a vasectomy. Granted, that was 15 years ago..which is why I said "I think" in my previous comment.


My husband had a vasectomy 12 years ago after 2 years of marriage, and NO children. The urologist asked to speak to us both together, and then he scheduled it. No problems.
 
2011-06-30 04:43:34 PM

jso2897: dready zim: Worst.Fark handle. ever.: Enjoy the Karma-geddon

As a resident of Los Angeles, I am NOT getting a kick out of "carmageddon" jokes right now.


Maybe you should do something about that. Like start licensing your drivers to a standard that eliminates the incompetent from driving, and having actually functional public transportation and nonmotorized transportation infrastructure. I know, I know, that would require California to not be a third-world country right in the middle of America, but try to hold with the idea for a minute.
 
2011-06-30 04:48:31 PM

Committee_For_Aesthetic_Deletions: WTF are you thinking when you bring 14 kids into the world with no means to support them?


Thin King? Who is that?
 
2011-06-30 04:51:15 PM

bugmn99: In her defense, she truly expected to be a multimillionaire by now.


1. Bake an extended baker's dozen of crotchloaves.
2. ?
3. PROFIT!
 
2011-06-30 05:03:15 PM

GreenSun: That octobiatch is horrible and insane! Didn't she stop for a moment and think "What if I had lots of babies, what will happen"? And what's this talk about "...the men want me". She's so full of herself and stupid. I bet the only guys who'd have sex with her are those who are the Hit N' Run types. No sensible man would dive into the hell this biatch has created.


I'm not sensible, and I wouldn't hit that with an aluminum baseball bat.
 
2011-06-30 05:09:51 PM

Petit_Merdeux: Some days I have thought about killing myself

That might be the best solution for your kids, unfortunately. Just make sure they don't find the body.


What else are they gonna eat?
 
2011-06-30 05:09:56 PM
Roger Lodge is funny.
 
2011-06-30 05:11:25 PM

Marisyana: Mike Chewbacca:
Uh, that's not true at all. Maybe back in the day there was a minimum number of kids you had to have, but these days they'll do a vasectomy or a tubal ligation even if you don't have ANY kids.

Maybe that's true for a vasectomy, but if you're a woman under the age of 35 with no kids you'll get the third degree--"but what if you change your mind?" "What if you get divorced and your new partner wants children?" and a lot of times doctors will flat out turn you down. It happened to me and I've heard loads of stories from other women.

/husband ended up getting fixed no questions asked
//if something happens to him I'm damn sure getting a tubal
///older now so won't get the BS
////don't want no babby formed


Maybe that was just your doctor? Because my wife was able to get a tubal with no questions asked at the age of 33, three months after we married. No, we don't have any kids. They just said, "this is permanent. Are you sure? Also, this is YOUR decision, not your husband's." Maybe things are different in CA than VA.
 
2011-06-30 05:15:36 PM

Marisyana: if you're a woman under the age of 35 with no kids you'll get the third degree--"but what if you change your mind?" "What if you get divorced and your new partner wants children?" and a lot of times doctors will flat out turn you down. It happened to me and I've heard loads of stories from other women.


When I sought to get Essured, after years of disinterest and revulsion at the idea of being pregnant, I had to do some doctor-shopping. The first place I went was the local Planned Parenthood, if for no other reason than that I figured their staff to be the most likely to take one's reproductive decisions seriously (and in MA, where the BREED OR ELSE mindset is not so prevalent). Not so! The Essure doc took one look at my form, noting my age (28 at the time) and the number of kids I had (none), and told me that she absolutely refused to permanently sterilise nulliparous women under the age of 30 unless they waited a year after the consultation, to mull it over and make absolutely sure that they wanted the procedure, to come back and get it done. Somehow I figured that if I'd gone in and asked about trying to conceive, I'd have been offered tips, methods, and a list of vitamins to start taking rather than being told to give it another year of consideration. Funny how the equally permanent decision of deciding to have a kid faces nowhere near the scrutiny, headshaking, and other roadblocks that deciding not to have any does...

I lucked out with the second doc I spoke with, and had the inserts installed a month before my 29th birthday (but even he felt the need to remind me every step of the way that, oh, by the way, the procedure is permanent, you know), so it all worked out... but still.
 
2011-06-30 05:17:20 PM

namegoeshere: Six Inch Pianist: As a married, well-educated, financially and mentally stable woman who is having trouble conceiving...I'd just like to say screw this vapid, attention-whoring, batshiat crazy, coont.

I'd love to see these kids removed from her and placed with families that will actually love and care for them.

Hugs to you from a Farkette who has been there. I was in social work, and trying to form babby - bad combination. (Actually, me and the mister slept nekkid next to each other and formed babby, but babbies never stayed) During this time I met a man with 38 kids that he knew about, crack-moms, 11 year old moms, babbies from incest, babbies with diapers filled with roaches - you name it. And I was like, seriously?? I can't have one?? And my girlfriend the cop went back to work after a miscarriage and found dead babby in dumpster two hours into her shift. Life sucks like that. Now that I have completely depressed you, let me say, hang in there. Babbies will come to you eventually. Maybe not the traditional way you had imagined, but they will come.

And they will mean a fark ton more to you than if you had never struggled, because you know exactly how precious they are. You will not take one minute for granted. You will still tell them in your head to go the fark to sleep, but you will be beyond thankful for every minute you have with them when they are awake.

/gots me two, finally
//happy and healthy
///will take some of Octo's superfluous babbies

Thanks for the thoughts. I can't imagine all the crap you've seen working in social work and how especially enraging it must be as a parent. I work fairly regularly with kids in state custody and it's incredibly depressing. I seriously hope there is a special level of hell dedicated to people that can do this type of farked up shiat to their own kids. It's amazing how much neglectful and abusive parents can fark kids up even at a very young age. To treat them that way...they obviously don't want them. Farking give them to someone who does already.

 
2011-06-30 05:32:03 PM

Six Inch Pianist: namegoeshere: Six Inch Pianist: As a married, well-educated, financially and mentally stable woman who is having trouble conceiving...I'd just like to say screw this vapid, attention-whoring, batshiat crazy, coont.

I'd love to see these kids removed from her and placed with families that will actually love and care for them.

Hugs to you from a Farkette who has been there. I was in social work, and trying to form babby - bad combination. (Actually, me and the mister slept nekkid next to each other and formed babby, but babbies never stayed) During this time I met a man with 38 kids that he knew about, crack-moms, 11 year old moms, babbies from incest, babbies with diapers filled with roaches - you name it. And I was like, seriously?? I can't have one?? And my girlfriend the cop went back to work after a miscarriage and found dead babby in dumpster two hours into her shift. Life sucks like that. Now that I have completely depressed you, let me say, hang in there. Babbies will come to you eventually. Maybe not the traditional way you had imagined, but they will come.

And they will mean a fark ton more to you than if you had never struggled, because you know exactly how precious they are. You will not take one minute for granted. You will still tell them in your head to go the fark to sleep, but you will be beyond thankful for every minute you have with them when they are awake.

/gots me two, finally
//happy and healthy
///will take some of Octo's superfluous babbies

Thanks for the thoughts. I can't imagine all the crap you've seen working in social work and how especially enraging it must be as a parent. I work fairly regularly with kids in state custody and it's incredibly depressing. I seriously hope there is a special level of hell dedicated to people that can do this type of farked up shiat to their own kids. It's amazing how much neglectful and abusive parents can fark kids up even at a very young age. To treat them that way...they obviously don't want them. Farking give them to someone who does already.


Nice to see something beautiful in a thread about something ugly.
 
2011-06-30 05:46:39 PM

ox45tallboy: styckx: In a picture taking by the magazine, one child is seen eating dry-wall in her run-down home.

W-T-F

Hey, don't knock that shiat. It's got nitrates and stuff and is pretty tasty when you're really hungry.


No, no it doesn't. It has calcium mostly.
 
2011-06-30 05:47:18 PM

Petit_Merdeux: Some days I have thought about killing myself

That might be the best solution for your kids, unfortunately. Just make sure they don't find the body.


I didn't want to be cruel, but yeah, I was thinking the same thing. Everybody involved would be better off.
 
2011-06-30 05:50:58 PM

Slackfumasta: Come on, who doesn't want to see this chick in 'Octomilf', where she gets used and abused hardcore by 8 huge black guys, ending in a bukkake shower that would make Sasha Grey blush?


Hard as a rock.
 
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