Nothing against Joe Walsh or the rest of his work. but I can't stand that farking song.

THIS THIS THIS Oh, so much this.

A plane built in 1972 is "vintage"?

FTFA:

"I'm just glad that nobody was injured," said the pilot and businessman who was badly injured about a year ago when his plane crashed on a San Diego golf course.

The accident killed his wife, Lori, 47, their 8-year-old son, Austin, and critically injured two of their other children.


Did I miss something? Was there a second unrelated accident?

Skimmed TFA but really, the headline wins. Good job, subby!

No Catchy Nickname: A plane built in 1972 is "vintage"?

Well, according to *some* of the Farkers here, anything over 32 is considered "vintage".

The kid (driver) would have gotten smacked in my family.

/just sayin'

vonmatrices: said the pilot and businessman who was badly injured about a year ago when his plane crashed on a San Diego golf course.

Closed_Minded_Bastage: No Catchy Nickname: A plane built in 1972 is "vintage"?

Well, according to *some* of the Farkers here, anything over 32 is considered "vintage".

Blimey, that means I'm vintage, too.
Does that make me worth more?

No Catchy Nickname: Closed_Minded_Bastage: No Catchy Nickname: A plane built in 1972 is "vintage"?

Well, according to *some* of the Farkers here, anything over 32 is considered "vintage".

Blimey, that means I'm vintage, too.
Does that make me worth more?

Sure!

/Everybody off our lawns?

vonmatrices: Did I miss something? Was there a second unrelated accident?

Apparently everyone involved in this story has been in an accident at some point in the last five years.

No Catchy Nickname: A plane built in 1972 is "vintage"?

a) Dude has a death wish even getting into a Chinese-made aircraft
b) Douchebag kid wrecks douchebag's Italian sports car. Nothing to see here.

Ah, to be rich and have rich people problems. "Egad, good sir, you've got exotic Italian supercar in my vintage Chinese fighter plane. We duel at noon. Have your second contact mine to make arrangements."

/that's how I imagine it went down, anyway.
//that is how rich people talk, right?
///now I've got to go figure out how I can pay for gas so I can make it to work the rest of the week.

No Catchy Nickname: Closed_Minded_Bastage: No Catchy Nickname: A plane built in 1972 is "vintage"?

Well, according to *some* of the Farkers here, anything over 32 is considered "vintage".

Blimey, that means I'm vintage, too.
Does that make me worth more?

That depends. Are you a mustang or a pinto?

vonmatrices: FTFA:

"I'm just glad that nobody was injured," said the pilot and businessman who was badly injured about a year ago when his plane crashed on a San Diego golf course.

The accident killed his wife, Lori, 47, their 8-year-old son, Austin, and critically injured two of their other children.


Did I miss something? Was there a second unrelated accident?

Yes.

So this guy loses his wife, a kid, and his other two kids are injured when he crashes his plane. Next, he lends his high-performance automobile to his 21-year-old nephew to screw around in the middle of the night at the freaking airport.

Bad decisions: YOU ARE MAKING THEM.

johndbandit: Ah, to be rich and have rich people problems. "Egad, good sir, you've got exotic Italian supercar in my vintage Chinese fighter plane. We duel at noon. Have your second contact mine to make arrangements."

I accept. I choose broadswords. We will ride donkeys and wear funny hats. We can sell tickets.

James F. Campbell: Nothing against Joe Walsh or the rest of his work. but I can't stand that farking song.

Aw now. I love the sarcasm of that song. It's my favorite Joe Walsh tune. Dripping with disdain for the rock and roll lifestyle.

+1, subby... +1

No Catchy Nickname: Closed_Minded_Bastage: No Catchy Nickname: A plane built in 1972 is "vintage"?

Well, according to *some* of the Farkers here, anything over 32 is considered "vintage".

Blimey, that means I'm vintage, too.
Does that make me worth more?

No. It just means that your blue book value can't really go much lower.

Lagaidh: James F. Campbell: Nothing against Joe Walsh or the rest of his work. but I can't stand that farking song.

Aw now. I love the sarcasm of that song. It's my favorite Joe Walsh tune. Dripping with disdain for the rock and roll lifestyle.

+1, subby... +1

And *that's* how you do a song parody. Good job, submitter.

James F. Campbell: Nothing against Joe Walsh or the rest of his work

Don't forget the guitar solo on Hotel California.

/like fingernails on a chalkboard

vonmatrices: FTFA:

"I'm just glad that nobody was injured," said the pilot and businessman who was badly injured about a year ago when his plane crashed on a San Diego golf course.

The accident killed his wife, Lori, 47, their 8-year-old son, Austin, and critically injured two of their other children.


Did I miss something? Was there a second unrelated accident?

I know it's hard to read the whole article, but do you think you could manage to read the excerpt from the article that you yourself posted here?

MythDragon: Police didn't ticket the driver...>

How the fark? He causes 250,000+ in damages while driving like an asshole, and gets no ticket. Yet I have a minor fender bender because I hit a huge pothole which was covered by excessive rainwater, and the police ticket me with 'failure to maintain control', which is a class 6 misdemeanor in VA (punishable by up to 1 year in jail). Fark you rich bastards.

I wonder if it's because it happened on private property and was non-injury. I've seen that before in other states.

MythDragon: Police didn't ticket the driver...>

How the fark? He causes 250,000+ in damages while driving like an asshole, and gets no ticket. Yet I have a minor fender bender because I hit a huge pothole which was covered by excessive rainwater, and the police ticket me with 'failure to maintain control', which is a class 6 misdemeanor in VA (punishable by up to 1 year in jail). Fark you rich bastards.

This kid wasn't on a public road.

Thunderboy: So this guy loses his wife, a kid, and his other two kids are injured when he crashes his plane.

And he is still more concerned about the Nanchang (Not that rare. I know of three others in airports I fly out of).

johndbandit: Ah, to be rich and have rich people problems. "Egad, good sir, you've got exotic Italian supercar in my vintage Chinese fighter plane. We duel at noon. Have your second contact mine to make arrangements."

I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.


Duelling needs to be brought back as a way to settle real issues.

Grass Hopper: vonmatrices: FTFA:

"I'm just glad that nobody was injured," said the pilot and businessman who was badly injured about a year ago when his plane crashed on a San Diego golf course.

The accident killed his wife, Lori, 47, their 8-year-old son, Austin, and critically injured two of their other children.


Did I miss something? Was there a second unrelated accident?

I know it's hard to read the whole article, but do you think you could manage to read the excerpt from the article that you yourself posted here?


Maybe I'm a dumbass, but when you write an article about a car crash involving a plane, then bring up another unrelated airplane crash at the end of the article in passing, and have the last sentence refer to "The accident" without specifying which one, you can understand my confusion at the poor writing.

MythDragon: Police didn't ticket the driver...>

How the fark? He causes 250,000+ in damages while driving like an asshole, and gets no ticket. Yet I have a minor fender bender because I hit a huge pothole which was covered by excessive rainwater, and the police ticket me with 'failure to maintain control', which is a class 6 misdemeanor in VA (punishable by up to 1 year in jail). Fark you rich bastards.

Private property. Can't ticket the driver unless he hurt/killed someone. In the Phoenix area, we have lots of housing developments with "private roads". My wife got into an accident on one, but didn't get cited, because it was a private road.

Thunderboy: So this guy loses his wife, a kid, and his other two kids are injured when he crashes his plane. Next, he lends his high-performance automobile to his 21-year-old nephew to screw around in the middle of the night at the freaking airport.

Bad decisions: YOU ARE MAKING THEM.

Reading comprehension FAIL.

The guy who owns the plane previously had an accident while flying that killed some family members. Then, a different guy, the kid's uncle, lends the kid the maserati. The maserati owner and the plane owner are 2 different people.

Letting your 21-year-old nephew drive your Maserati unsupervised?
Is it your car or your nephew (or both) that you don't like? You had to know that would end badly.

FTFA:
"The whole hangar area was covered with skid marks," he said.


Ewww!

Thunderboy: So this guy loses his wife, a kid, and his other two kids are injured when he crashes his plane. Next, he lends his high-performance automobile to his 21-year-old nephew to screw around in the middle of the night at the freaking airport.

Bad decisions: YOU ARE MAKING THEM.

I thought it was two different individuals...goes back to re-rtfa....

Madbassist1: ertznay: Nothing against Joe Walsh or the rest of his work. but I can't stand that farking song.

THIS THIS THIS Oh, so much this.

Really? You guys are...different man. I haven't changed.

Lucky were sane after all we've been through .

Don't worry subby..Joe Walsh can't sue you. He doesn't have a leg to stand on. Oh yeah, he still has one.

Whiskey Dickens: FTFA:
"The whole hangar area was covered with skid marks," he said.


Ewww!


The nephew wasn't even driving, his idiot friend (18) was. No citation issued? WTF! They're kids, they were driving to damn fast and it's obvious.

No Catchy Nickname: Closed_Minded_Bastage: No Catchy Nickname: A plane built in 1972 is "vintage"?

Well, according to *some* of the Farkers here, anything over 32 is considered "vintage".

Blimey, that means I'm vintage, too.
Does that make me worth more?

No, the increase in value of vintage only applies to stuff that is kept in pristine order. I'm pretty sure you're haven't been keeping yourself in pristine condition (including too much usage on any part/equipment).

loaba: Whiskey Dickens: FTFA:
"The whole hangar area was covered with skid marks," he said.


Ewww!


The nephew wasn't even driving, his idiot friend (18) was. No citation issued? WTF! They're kids, they were driving to damn fast and it's obvious.

Exactly where is this place called "Damn fast" that your are saying that they were driving to?