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(Canoe)   Annual 'Running of the Weiners' held   ( ) divider line
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3275 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Oct 2001 at 1:15 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-10-26 01:17:35 PM  
I think this has the wrong tag... so many twisted comments to be made here.
2001-10-26 01:19:19 PM  
This is what we do in our spare time folks. It's race German dogs or watch lacrosse :)
2001-10-26 01:19:19 PM  
Hehe held
2001-10-26 01:20:34 PM  
All proceeds went to the Lil Donny Foundation...
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2001-10-26 01:22:10 PM  
Now, the running of the boobies I'd like to see.
2001-10-26 01:22:40 PM  
Look at my wiener...
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2001-10-26 01:26:14 PM  
Elvissinatra: That is the cutest weiner I ever saw!
2001-10-26 01:33:57 PM  
Be kind to animals
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2001-10-26 01:36:36 PM  
"Running of the Weiners" sounds like a euphemism for a mass monkey-spanking.
2001-10-26 01:47:21 PM  
Yeah, I ran my weiner last night. I came first but still didn't win a prize.
2001-10-26 01:49:17 PM  
*Sigh* All that work trying to convince my online friends that Nebraska wasn't the worst place you could be has been negated by this article... And the fact that Nebraska is backwards...
2001-10-26 01:52:30 PM  
Awww....i do love weiners!
2001-10-26 01:56:30 PM  
AntiNorm: Or gonorrhea.
2001-10-26 01:57:51 PM  
For some reason this made me think of Sethor's comment "Sometimes I declare my own Jackie Chan day in my pants." -

- I'm still chuckling about that
2001-10-26 02:10:26 PM  
2001-10-26 02:58:59 PM  
Skwidd: Am I assuming too much if I think the lab's the dad?
2001-10-26 07:32:15 PM  
The wiener dog is the funniest of dogs. Even other dogs are amused by the wiener dogs, including chihuahas and those hairless chinese dogs. You can see them all just laughing at the funny wiener dogs.
2001-10-26 07:33:34 PM  
Does anyone here remember Johnny Carson?

He was from Nebraska.

I wonder if he had a wiener dog.

Johnny Carson was funny.
2001-10-26 07:57:37 PM  
Next Fark party anyone?
2001-10-26 08:27:05 PM  
"Little Smokes, Frankfurters and Senior Sausages"
OK, 'fess-up, whose got what?
Whoo! Freudian overload!

Dauchunds are great dogs for apartments. They are classified as a medium dog in spite of their stubby legs. They have a deep bark, and are loyal and fearless.
2001-10-26 10:11:21 PM  
I have a weiner dog too! Her name is Sugar.
2001-10-29 04:03:37 AM  
The official Running of the Wieners site, with full list of participants - but sadly no movie -
2001-10-29 04:05:54 AM  
Hot Wiener Action from the race:

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