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(Chron)   Cop who threw tear gas into rival's tent at chili cook-off won't be cumin back to work   (chron.com) divider line 78
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2011-06-29 11:31:33 AM
He should have been chucked in PMITA prison. The prosecutor just didn't have the beans.
 
2011-06-29 11:45:27 AM
Isn't that a terrorist kind of action? Where are the feds?

/yeah, yeah, I know
 
2011-06-29 11:59:17 AM

basemetal: Isn't that a terrorist kind of action? Where are the feds?

/yeah, yeah, I know


Stop trying to stir the pot...
 
2011-06-29 01:12:33 PM
Did he at least place in the top 3?
 
2011-06-29 02:11:01 PM
I'm gonna gas your ass and get away with it.
 
2011-06-29 02:29:37 PM
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What the cop may look like
 
2011-06-29 02:29:55 PM
What did it do for the chili?
 
2011-06-29 02:30:12 PM
From what I know about chili cookoffs, bathing your competitor's chili in tear gas will actually help his chances.
 
2011-06-29 02:30:29 PM
The only reason he got fired was because he did it to other cops. If he'd done it to dirty hippy protestors he would've gotten a paid vacation.
 
2011-06-29 02:30:47 PM
If your chili is so shiat you have to attack people to take them out of the competition, maybe you shouldn't be making chili at all.

/loves a good, spicy chili
//yes, I don't mind bhut jolokias in my chili
 
2011-06-29 02:30:55 PM
I'm sure that attitude never carried into his police work.
 
2011-06-29 02:31:06 PM
I made you eat your parents, na na na na boo boo.
 
2011-06-29 02:31:46 PM
Some people just can't take a little ribbin'.

What should have happened: Office repays the city for the teargas canister. Officer gets reprimanded. Victim gets told to cowboy up, but gets to punch said officer in the balls.

That's justice!
 
2011-06-29 02:32:09 PM
He'll be doing thyme.
 
2011-06-29 02:32:12 PM
But he maintains his innocence :)

Why is everyone so convinced otherwise? Perhaps he's an alcoholic and it wasn't his fault.
 
2011-06-29 02:32:22 PM

BurnShrike: The only reason he got fired was because he did it to other cops. If he'd done it to dirty hippy protestors he would've gotten a paid vacation.

medal.
 
2011-06-29 02:33:22 PM
Probably just jealous of his kick-ass boots. Or his spoon....that he carved himself from a bigger spoon.
 
2011-06-29 02:33:23 PM

Chinchillazilla: n


ah..the tears of inconsolable sadness!
 
2011-06-29 02:33:25 PM
This asshole probably thought that would be real funny.

How funny is it now, dipshiat?
 
2011-06-29 02:34:06 PM
Someone needs to cumin this cop's chili.
 
2011-06-29 02:34:54 PM
I'm guessing he was drunk and thought this would be a funny prank.
 
2011-06-29 02:35:05 PM

Warriors Warriors Warriors: This asshole probably thought that would be real funny.

How funny is it now, dipshiat?


Still just as funny, but with added consequences!
 
2011-06-29 02:36:41 PM

Abra-Cadaver: ah..the tears of inconsolable sadness!


waitwaitwait. I thought these were the tears of a virgin harvested in sorrow.
 
2011-06-29 02:39:00 PM
should have took a chill pill
 
2011-06-29 02:40:24 PM

jaybeezey: Victim gets told to cowboy up, but gets to punch said officer in the balls.


I don't know if that's a possibility...

The powerful chemical irritant wafted over two military veterans - both of them multiple amputees
 
2011-06-29 02:40:59 PM
I heard he caught him messing around with Jasmine.
 
2011-06-29 02:41:21 PM
Maybe Denis Leary will steal this for "Rescue Me - The Revenge."
 
2011-06-29 02:42:55 PM

AbbeySomeone: I'm sure that attitude never carried into his police work.


So much this.
 
2011-06-29 02:43:25 PM

fireclown: Abra-Cadaver: ah..the tears of inconsolable sadness!

waitwaitwait. I thought these were the tears of a virgin harvested in sorrow.


NO - I was wrong. These are the former cop's tears of joy since he can retire at 52 and collect his pension.
 
2011-06-29 02:43:35 PM
I hope he put a lot of hamburger and kidney beans in the chili!

/let's get this started!
 
2011-06-29 02:44:02 PM
I guess the just didn't chive
 
2011-06-29 02:44:34 PM

Headso: The powerful chemical irritant wafted over two military veterans - both of them multiple amputees


In that case they can designate the ball kicker of their choice.
 
2011-06-29 02:44:34 PM

I Chop Your Dollars: He should have been chucked in PMITA prison. The prosecutor just didn't have the beans.


You keep your beans out of my chili.
 
2011-06-29 02:45:14 PM
This article needed more details, more...spice. As it stands it's a bland, timid entry, suitable, perhaps, for patients recovering from surgery.
 
2011-06-29 02:46:38 PM

Paris1127: What the cop may look like


"Dont quit your day job chief.....whatever that is."
 
2011-06-29 02:47:18 PM
As an immediate result of the gas release, Hamby was forced to resign his volunteer position on the rodeo's calf scramble committee, and also stepped down from his position on the board of the Houston Police Officer's Union.

These two positions hold roughly the same level of prestige.
 
2011-06-29 02:48:06 PM
Dick move.
 
2011-06-29 02:48:26 PM
As an immediate result of the gas release, Hamby was forced to resign his volunteer position on the rodeo's calf scramble committee

I realize this guy deserves some kind of punishment for what he did but, my God, they may as well have given him the death penalty.

He lives for scrambling calves.
 
2011-06-29 02:49:28 PM
Farking evidence, how does it work?

/Article did not mention any.
 
2011-06-29 02:49:43 PM
Assault with tear gas is no jolokia. Datil kill a guy in an enclosed area.
 
2011-06-29 02:51:15 PM

sigdiamond2000: As an immediate result of the gas release, Hamby was forced to resign his volunteer position on the rodeo's calf scramble committee

I realize this guy deserves some kind of punishment for what he did but, my God, they may as well have given him the death penalty.

He lives for scrambling calves.


WTH is a calf scramble anyhow?
Tender chunks of beef with eggs and potatoes?
 
2011-06-29 02:51:34 PM
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Zang!
 
2011-06-29 02:53:46 PM
The powerful chemical irritant wafted over two military veterans - both of them multiple amputees - who were brought to the rodeo event in wheelchairs and were waiting for a ride home.

GAS! GAS! GAS!
 
2011-06-29 02:56:58 PM
Sounds like a plausible reason to shoot cops. AmIryte?
 
2011-06-29 02:57:31 PM

NewportBarGuy: GAS! GAS! GAS!


Holy crap. Just reading that had me reaching for my mask.
 
2011-06-29 02:58:30 PM

NewportBarGuy: The powerful chemical irritant wafted over two military veterans - both of them multiple amputees - who were brought to the rodeo event in wheelchairs and were waiting for a ride home.

GAS! GAS! GAS!


It's not like it's the first time those guys had been exposed to that stuff. Maybe it made them nostalgic.
 
2011-06-29 02:59:49 PM
He could try to curry favor with his boss. Dat'il guarantee he'll hab a nerrow chance of getting his job back.
 
2011-06-29 03:01:20 PM

jaybeezey: Some people just can't take a little ribbin'.

What should have happened: Office repays the city for the teargas canister. Officer gets reprimanded. Victim gets told to cowboy up, but gets to punch said officer in the balls.

That's justice!


Paprika! What an idea! I'm only parsley concerned about the issue, though.
 
2011-06-29 03:03:19 PM
Good one subby, I get chili and barbecue mixed up all the time too.
 
2011-06-29 03:03:31 PM
Cop accused of who threwowing tear gas into rival's tent at chili cook-off won't be cumin back to work

FTFY

So sick of everyone convicting people based on accusation.
 
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