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(The Sun)   Dog takes a bite out of crime... and this robber's crotch   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 29
    More: Hero, canes, Cornwall County Constabulary, robbery  
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2011-06-28 10:23:14 PM
Did the dog say "I haz a hot dog" afterwards?
 
2011-06-28 10:26:55 PM
Guess they made that Soprano.... an Alto.
(yeaaaaaaah!.jpg)
 
2011-06-28 10:27:10 PM

Indolent: Did the dog say "I haz a hot dog" afterwards?


/snort
 
2011-06-28 10:31:31 PM
The dog had some brass balls to take the robber's pair.
 
2011-06-28 10:33:24 PM
Darwin smiles.
 
2011-06-28 10:34:17 PM
Chopper, sic balls.
 
2011-06-28 10:41:38 PM
I'm guessing the cops will catch the bad guy soon. The dog just had his testicles for dinner so he's bound to turn up at a hospital somewhere. With any luck the people in England will soon see him on Bizarre ER or World's craziest fools.
 
2011-06-28 10:45:31 PM
The star of this video was the very thin door and the larger than door lady.
She almost goes after him, but then remembers she is on camera, and gets embarrassed.
 
2011-06-28 10:45:36 PM

SystemFault: Darwin smiles.


Only if he hasnt already reproduced.

Now what happens to the Darwin Award when people can get cloned? Someone could die a horrible death and defy the Darwin Award.
 
2011-06-28 10:50:57 PM

Indolent: Did the dog say "I haz a hot dog" afterwards?


Your dog wants tube steak!
 
2011-06-28 10:53:50 PM
Suspect answers to the nickname "Stumpy".
 
2011-06-28 10:58:53 PM
That dog definitely earned his steak.
 
2011-06-28 11:08:22 PM
Is the Sun there?
 
2011-06-28 11:08:44 PM
i294.photobucket.com
 
2011-06-28 11:34:12 PM
The hero dog bit the unsuspecting brute in the CROTCH as his owner Eve Watson...

Well formatted....
 
2011-06-28 11:42:19 PM
That dog has tasted the gentleman's sausage of justice.
 
2011-06-28 11:58:17 PM

Evil_ferret: The hero dog bit the unsuspecting brute in the CROTCH as his owner Eve Watson...

Well formatted....


Thinking the same thing.
 
2011-06-28 11:58:43 PM
FTFA: "So you like to play with knives do you?"

That's badass.
 
2011-06-29 12:12:28 AM
Snausages!
 
2011-06-29 12:16:55 AM
Another vicious pit bull attack.
 
2011-06-29 12:22:25 AM

Commonwealth of Kostemetsia: FTFA: "So you like to play with knives do you?"

That's badass.


Do you ever wonder what asshats like this tell their fellow asshats when they get together? "Yeah, I got jumped by a gang of huge steroid-happy knife-wielding crotch-biting gangbangers! I was lucky to get away with a hand wound and a few junkbites!"
 
2011-06-29 12:40:17 AM
FTFA:''Cane was jumping up and down and bit him at least three times in the crotch. I don't think he drew blood but the attacker leapt over the counter and ran off."

I'm not sure how a pit bull can bite someone in the crotch 3 times and not draw blood. Must have had loose pants or something. Also I can think of little that will motivate a man to hurtle a counter and run away, more than a pit making attempts at his jewels.

/good dog
 
2011-06-29 12:45:47 AM
With any luck, he won't seek medical attention, the wound will get infected, and ...
 
2011-06-29 04:00:41 AM

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Chopper, sic balls.


Beat me to it...
 
2011-06-29 06:23:50 AM
I, for one, am glad that she was commended and this didn't end in a Nanny State manner.

Also, good boy!
 
2011-06-29 06:46:25 AM
I find the page's file name humorous.
 
2011-06-29 08:53:58 AM
Also, this.

Not before time :)
 
2011-06-29 12:13:26 PM

sethstorm: Guess they made that Soprano.... an Alto.
(yeaaaaaaah!.jpg)


Soprano is a higher pitch than Alto, so your joke should be the other way around.

But then it wouldn't work as well.

/Guess they made that Soprano...a Sopranino? Falsetto?
//Castrato might work better
 
2011-06-29 02:28:36 PM
I love the dog peeking over the door, tail wagging furiously, at the end of the video. Who's a good boy??
 
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