FTFA: a black Mazada

"Onak was believed to be under the influence"

Well no s*hit Sherlock

so waitaminute...
guy hit someone while driving on the highway so hard that he went flying through his windshield into the guys front seat where he died... and the guy kept driving until he was pulled over later for driving erratically.

Christ. i don't even have a snarky comment. thats farked up.

veedeevadeevoodee: FTFA: a black Mazada

not anymore

Wasn't the nurse who did almost the same thing (except she made it home and left the guy in the windshield) also in Texas?

Trying to cross I-45 on foot? Hope he had no kids. For many reasons.

What an asshole. The guy who just ran into traffic, i mean.

I am guessing the pedestrian hit was an illegal. Therefor not a human. Not illegal to kill bugs is it?

Mirrorz: untaken_name: Trying to cross I-45 on foot?

No kidding. I wouldn't even park on the shoulder on 45 much less try to run across it. If I get a flat I'm exiting to a parking lot. I've seen 2 people die in front of me on that highway and heard about so many more.

Also, How do you NOT SEE A BODY IN THE CAR WITH YOU? Guy was either beyond wasted or completely retarded.

I think he was just drunk enough to think the cop might buy his ridiculous story.

Mirrorz: untaken_name: Trying to cross I-45 on foot?

No kidding. I wouldn't even park on the shoulder on 45 much less try to run across it. If I get a flat I'm exiting to a parking lot. I've seen 2 people die in front of me on that highway and heard about so many more..

I was going to post something similar, but you summed it up nicely. I would also apply this logic to I-10 and 290.

brandnewchair: so waitaminute...
guy hit someone while driving on the highway so hard that he went flying through his windshield into the guys front seat where he died... and the guy kept driving until he was pulled over later for driving erratically.

Christ. i don't even have a snarky comment. thats farked up.

It's not the first time it's happened. WELCOME TO TEXAS, Y'ALL!!!

Wasn't this a CSI Episode as well?

Mirrorz: untaken_name: Trying to cross I-45 on foot?

No kidding. I wouldn't even park on the shoulder on 45 much less try to run across it. If I get a flat I'm exiting to a parking lot. I've seen 2 people die in front of me on that highway and heard about so many more.

Also, How do you NOT SEE A BODY IN THE CAR WITH YOU? Guy was either beyond wasted or completely retarded.

Seen a few nasty ones on the Eastex on the north side but I'm sure it's nothing compared to 10, 45 and 290 in rush hour. Living in Houston and having a 15 minute commute is pretty sweet.

Police came to a friends door one night told her that, "A man was hit crossing I-45 a few hours ago and you where one of the three people that ran him over".
She thought it was a dead dog and didn't think much about it until she found out it was a man. Then the nightmares began. The Law did not charge her for anything. They where just closeing the investigation.

Retail value on her car dropped just a tad I believe.

I live on the 12100 block by the Gulf Freeway and Fuqua, so I'm really getting a kick out of all of this.

/hates this part of town

davidphogan: Wasn't the nurse who did almost the same thing (except she made it home and left the guy in the windshield) also in Texas?



/nothing's obscure on Fark

he will also be charged with picking up a hitchhiker on an interstate

Wow....Just.....WOW.

FriarED1: davidphogan: Wasn't the nurse who did almost the same thing (except she made it home and left the guy in the windshield) also in Texas?



/nothing's obscure on Fark

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large." Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, "We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows." The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, "And what are those?" The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas?"

Mirrorz: ZAZ: Three lanes of packed traffic were still moving 70 mph. Great for getting from point A to point B.

What time of the day? At rush hour and most of the weekend the freeway is dead locked from North Houston to Clear Lake.

Hell, what year?

Friday I entered I-15 from Woodlands Parkway at 9:30 AM for a meeting in Galveston. It took three hours to go the 75 miles. AT 9:30 AM! Where the hell were all these people going at 9:30 AM? Obviously to Galveston.

Go Fuqua yourself

I live in H, so I can safely say, Houston is the Florida of Texas

/GO FUQUA YURSELF

I hate it when those stupid pedestrians come flying through the windshield.

He should have told the cop he was rushing the victim to the nearest hospital. Works for me.

davidphogan: Wasn't the nurse who did almost the same thing (except she made it home and left the guy in the windshield) also in Texas?

Yes and it was hours before the man died. He had begged her to call for help but she wouldn't do it because the biatch was farked up on ecstacy.

Mirrorz: How do you NOT SEE A BODY IN THE CAR WITH YOU? Guy was either beyond wasted or completely retarded a very bad liar.

More what I was thinking. He was probably completely wasted, but even then it is hard to believe that you would not notice a guy smashing through your windshield at 70mph and dying in the seat next to you.

Just LOOK at the size of those Texan bugs!

Mirrorz: devastation station: Go Fuqua yourself

Go "Few-kway" yourself?
You are pronouncing it wrong.

Quick, Say "Kuykendahl." (Ker-ken-doll)

I was driving a friend home to his neighborhood behind Willowbrook Mall. He told me he lived off Burgess. I was about to pass Bourgeois when he told me to turn. Welcome to Texas.

InmanRoshi: brandnewchair: so waitaminute...
guy hit someone while driving on the highway so hard that he went flying through his windshield into the guys front seat where he died... and the guy kept driving until he was pulled over later for driving erratically.

Christ. i don't even have a snarky comment. thats farked up.

It's not the first time it's happened. WELCOME TO TEXAS, Y'ALL!!!

Hey , Hey , Hey Hey Hey. Well unlike Florida we haven't shot and killed a tourist here since Nov of '63.

lol texans

davidphogan: Wasn't the nurse who did almost the same thing (except she made it home and left the guy in the windshield) also in Texas?

Yes, but that was in north Texas (D/FW area). It's like comparing things that happened in Boston and NYC.

And I haven't been drinking either. On the contrary: I have been eating frogs' legs, and what you smell are the hops.

Deadwing: He told me he lived off Burgess. I was about to pass Bourgeois when he told me to turn

At least he did not pronounce it "Ber goy es".

/GF's last name is Bourgeois, so I'm getting a kick.

Imagine how trippy it must have been for him to be driving along the highway when somebody smashes through his front windshield?