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2011-06-28 12:18:47 AM  
The only facebook game I would be interested in is a Dexter game. I could get addicted to that.

/like GTAIV love sniping the crowds
 
2011-06-28 01:18:24 AM  
And then when Hollywood DOES get a new idea, it's something like this shiat.
 
2011-06-28 02:35:35 AM  
 
2011-06-28 05:33:14 AM  
Guys, don't panic.

It could be two hours of farmville players being shot, maimed, and mangled in ever more entertaining ways.
 
2011-06-28 05:40:00 AM  
Farmville? Movie? I'm thinking of a number between "One" and "No".
 
2011-06-28 05:52:13 AM  
Thanks, virus on page...
 
2011-06-28 05:52:41 AM  
More like Failville..
 
2011-06-28 05:58:32 AM  

Mr.Bean: Thanks, virus on page...


Uh, if you're using a browser that can be infected by visiting a webpage, you deserve infection. Get Firefox or Chrome, and get adblock (for Firefox.. dunno what Chrome has but I'm sure it's got an extension for ad blocking).

Some people say things like "You're depriving these website owners of their ad revenue!" Well, when your revenue generation comes at me in the same way malware does, your revenue can fly a kite for all I care.
 
2011-06-28 06:00:27 AM  

Mr.Bean: Thanks, virus on page...


If you really think that, you should try and track it down and alert the mods and have this thread pulled.
 
2011-06-28 06:14:54 AM  
virus on businessweek.com? lol, maybe some shady foreign anime website, but probably not this.
 
2011-06-28 06:21:56 AM  

Makh: And then when Hollywood DOES get a new idea, it's something like this shiat.



No doubt. So sad.

And I have no clue what that article says. No Facebook. Never.
 
2011-06-28 06:26:02 AM  
Iwillkillyouall.
 
2011-06-28 06:28:18 AM  
I have friends that play this crap. I don't get it.
Fark is enough of a time waster for me, but whatever.
 
2011-06-28 06:46:16 AM  
Facebook can kiss me arse!
 
2011-06-28 06:53:04 AM  
I liked Farmville when it was called Harvest Moon.
 
2011-06-28 06:58:25 AM  

ModernLuddite: I liked Farmville when it was called Harvest Moon.


I liked harvest Moon when it was Sim Farm
 
2011-06-28 06:59:13 AM  

Makh: And then when Hollywood DOES get a new idea, it's something like this shiat.


It could be good - just think about how well the Super Mario movie turned out
 
2011-06-28 07:08:06 AM  

Burr: ModernLuddite: I liked Farmville when it was called Harvest Moon.

I liked harvest Moon when it was Sim Farm


I liked Sim Farm when it was 18th century farming
 
2011-06-28 07:13:16 AM  
They should have a Zork movie with green text on the screen being read by Morgan Freeman.
 
2011-06-28 07:13:40 AM  
Hell no they are not, "the new frontier for film and television tie-ins". Eat a bowl of dicks.

I feel terrible when I can come up with better movie ideas, when I am the lone person that loved "Commando", and all its glory.

I swear to god, if such a movie comes available, I will smite all those involved in it. HELL WILL HAVE NO FURY LIKE AN ARNOLD SCORNED!


That's even dumb by my standards, which is saying something.
 
2011-06-28 07:14:10 AM  
Sorry, you've watched as much of the Farmville Movie as you can for now. Ask your friends for slate roofing tiles to continue!
 
2011-06-28 07:15:38 AM  
A Farmville movie?
That's just about as stupid as making a Facebook movie.
 
2011-06-28 07:16:14 AM  

White Rhino: A Farmville movie?
That's just about as stupid as making a Facebook movie.


BurnShrike likes this
 
2011-06-28 07:17:02 AM  
I'm pretty sure this started out as a joke by some Hollywood production assistant that nobody got.
 
2011-06-28 07:28:06 AM  
How about a Breaking Bad game?
 
2011-06-28 07:30:47 AM  

timharrod: Sorry, you've watched as much of the Farmville Movie as you can for now. Ask your friends for slate roofing tiles to continue!


This!
You'll also need to get 3 more people to come in halfway through to see the end.
 
2011-06-28 07:34:23 AM  
BMFPitt


That or it started as a drunken bar bet "let's see who can get the most retarded script idea greenlit" only now its too late to admit your new blockbuster movie idea started out rooted in boredom and vodak.
 
2011-06-28 07:36:09 AM  
Out of all the potential ideas for movies and stuff this is what they come up with.... shame on you hollywood.
 
2011-06-28 07:45:03 AM  
When is Sky Captain 2 coming out?
 
2011-06-28 07:55:02 AM  
This maybe a painful but temporary treatment for Sequelitis. Not a cure.
 
2011-06-28 08:04:20 AM  

Burr: ModernLuddite: I liked Farmville when it was called Harvest Moon.

I liked harvest Moon when it was Sim Farm


Ha, I loved SimFarm! I had no idea what I was doing, but I always managed to make a ton of money just raising livestock.
 
2011-06-28 08:13:03 AM  
When is Arrested Development movie coming out?
 
2011-06-28 08:16:44 AM  
i have all of those stupid apps blocked on facebook and my goddamn idiot friends still biatch, sending me requests to play that shiat. fark them, and fark you farmville.
/this is why we can't have nice things.
 
2011-06-28 08:23:02 AM  
I hope they put the part in about the lady killing her baby over the damn game.
 
2011-06-28 08:39:37 AM  
I can see it now..The drive-in double feature.

Feature 1 - Farmville - The Movie
Feature 2 - ASS (#1 Movie of the year)
 
2011-06-28 08:51:24 AM  
I want to see a Farmville tie-in for a Tommy Chong/Matthew Mac-con-a-hey film about hardworking "hemp" farmers who invite a bunch of bikini-clad friends over to relax after a tough harvest.

Hell, I want to see that movie.
 
2011-06-28 08:56:03 AM  
Meh, call me when I can buy Farmville the Flamethrower.
 
2011-06-28 08:56:37 AM  
And Coupon: The Movie looms ever closer.
 
2011-06-28 09:15:30 AM  
"If we don't get back to these Cucumbers at exactly 5:00PM tomorrow we're all DEAD! You hear me.. .DEAD!"
 
2011-06-28 09:27:30 AM  

RoyBatty: Mr.Bean: Thanks, virus on page...

If you really think that, you should try and track it down and alert the mods and have this thread pulled.


Come on, all you have to do is a little backtracing to find out where its coming from.

/Consequences and such
 
2011-06-28 09:40:20 AM  

LavenderWolf: Mr.Bean: Thanks, virus on page...

Uh, if you're using a browser that can be infected by visiting a webpage, you deserve infection. Get Firefox or Chrome, and get adblock (for Firefox.. dunno what Chrome has but I'm sure it's got an extension for ad blocking).

Some people say things like "You're depriving these website owners of their ad revenue!" Well, when your revenue generation comes at me in the same way malware does, your revenue can fly a kite for all I care.


Good thing absolutely nobody, ever, is forced into a certain web browser while at work due to corporate policy, or anything.
 
2011-06-28 10:07:49 AM  

coinspinner: Meh, call me when I can buy Farmville the Flamethrower.


WIN!
 
2011-06-28 10:36:23 AM  
Curious game... the only way to win is not to play.

theresnothinglft: "If we don't get back to these Cucumbers at exactly 5:00PM tomorrow we're all DEAD! You hear me.. .DEAD!"


It's things like this that make me think one could make a hilarious trailer for a FarmVille movie...

Note, I said trailer.
 
2011-06-28 11:08:01 AM  

theresnothinglft: "If we don't get back to these Cucumbers at exactly 5:00PM tomorrow we're all DEAD! You hear me.. .DEAD!"


Friend me everyone.
/What do you mean "everyone?"
//EV-RY-ONNE
 
2011-06-28 11:12:17 AM  

sugahboy: theresnothinglft: "If we don't get back to these Cucumbers at exactly 5:00PM tomorrow we're all DEAD! You hear me.. .DEAD!"

It's things like this that make me think one could make a hilarious trailer for a FarmVille movie...

Note, I said trailer.



Hell, I'd watch that, too. bwahahahaha
 
2011-06-28 11:12:35 AM  
BalugaJoe: When is Sky Captain 2 coming out?

AHAHAHA, you think that they will make a sequel to a good movie.
 
2011-06-28 11:16:24 AM  
kill me now...
 
2011-06-28 11:34:39 AM  
I DO play this crap and I don't get it.

They had mini-quests with the plot of 'improve the life of your annoying shiat-head neighbors' but a MOVIE? Come on.
 
2011-06-28 11:40:26 AM  
This is why people hate America.
 
2011-06-28 11:56:30 AM  
DISLIKE!
 
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