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(The Sun)   After 25 years, Michael Jackson's record of having five No. 1s from the same album is about to be dethroned by.... Oh, God. Just shoot me   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 176
    More: Sad, Michael Jackson, California Gurls, Debbie Gibson, Corey Feldman, T.G.I., Glastonbury Festival, climaxes, Katy Perry  
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2011-06-27 08:44:13 PM
At least Michael Jackson is still whiter
 
2011-06-27 08:55:13 PM
Meh. The kids from Glee took down Elvis a few months back.

Times change. Move on.
 
2011-06-27 09:08:45 PM
The fact that Adele is at number one comforts me. True talent can still shine through.
 
2011-06-27 09:10:47 PM
I am a fan :)
 
2011-06-27 09:22:24 PM
This is good. My evil plan is working.
 
2011-06-27 09:30:12 PM
Who cares, at least Katie has a rack. All Michael had was Thriller.
 
2011-06-27 09:35:04 PM
That lass has a right bonny set-o'-tets.
 
2011-06-27 09:36:48 PM
pop is pop. who gives a f*ck. learn to enjoy life, subby.
 
2011-06-27 09:39:15 PM
holy shiat are we really fondly remembering 80s pop music here?
 
2011-06-27 09:42:41 PM
*twirls finger in the air*
woo.
 
2011-06-27 09:55:49 PM
I'd rather have Katy Perry and her boobs with the record than Pedo Mike.
 
2011-06-27 10:01:27 PM
Thank God for WXPN and internet radio. Pop music is talentless, soulless, and terrible beyond words.
 
2011-06-27 10:06:58 PM
Katy and Michael, 1 and 2? This is the most exciting news for Santa Barbara County since Batman got rid of a bomb on Stearn's Wharf in 1966.
 
2011-06-27 10:11:15 PM

thomps: holy shiat are we really fondly remembering 80s pop music here?


lol ... fondle-y
 
2011-06-27 10:26:03 PM

WaltzingMathilda: thomps: holy shiat are we really fondly remembering 80s pop music here?

lol ... fondle-y


like with boobs.
 
2011-06-27 10:49:15 PM
Good. Elvis, the Beatles, and Michael Jackson are all over-rated by old farts anyway.
 
2011-06-27 11:05:36 PM
Yeah, I heard she'd had four #1s after E.T. I've got no beef whatsoever with Teenage Dream or Firework, and California Gurls was an annoying song, but exactly the kind that hits #1. E.T. was farking terrible, and I honestly thought this last one was Kesha the first time I heard it, it's just so vapid.
 
2011-06-28 01:04:34 AM
Jeez, subby. You made me think it was Bieber or something.
 
2011-06-28 01:09:15 AM
tits sell!
 
2011-06-28 01:14:14 AM
Well if the Beatles hadn't followed the practice of releasing singles outside of their albums, they would have easily achieved this feat.

And I'll bet Katy Perry never held the #1, #2, #3, #4 and #5 spots simultaneously.
 
2011-06-28 01:14:57 AM
She can molest me anytime . . .
 
2011-06-28 01:15:17 AM

Doran: Jeez, subby. You made me think it was Bieber or something.



As did I. Thankfully,it's someone whose femininity isn't in question.
 
2011-06-28 01:16:35 AM
Wooo, she has tits! Give her a platinum record!
 
2011-06-28 01:27:43 AM

slayer199: I'd rather have Katy Perry and her boobs with the record than Pedo Mike.


I don't normally say "this", but,

THIS.

Fark MJ.
 
2011-06-28 01:27:49 AM
I think she is talented and attractive.
 
2011-06-28 01:28:18 AM
Which Katy Perry song should I listen to?

/I'll give it a shot
//I sound old
 
2011-06-28 01:29:25 AM
I bet people were biatching when Jackson hit the record.
 
2011-06-28 01:30:20 AM

WTF Indeed: Thank God for WXPN and internet radio. Pop music is talentless, soulless, and terrible beyond words.


Yeah, screw the Beatles, MJ, and the Beach Boys. Pop sucks, Dave Mathews ROCKS!
 
2011-06-28 01:30:31 AM

thatguyoverthere70: slayer199: I'd rather have Katy Perry and her boobs with the record than Pedo Mike.

I don't normally say "this", but,

THIS.

Fark MJ.


I see the "speaking ill of the dead" honeymoon has finally ended...
 
2011-06-28 01:30:54 AM

thenateman: Which Katy Perry song should I listen to?

/I'll give it a shot
//I sound old


You don't listen to Katy Perry songs!!! You watch them, on youtube.....for the boobs man, for the boobs.

Even better, put on Dark Side of the Moon and view one of the thousands of Katy Perry pictorials......it totally syncs up.
 
2011-06-28 01:33:35 AM

FeelsBadMan: Is this the thread where we say music from [insert generation here] is better than music from [insert generation here] even though there is no objective way to compare music?

/inb4 "that isn't music because I don't like it"


The difference is that music today makes us long for the 80s where Wyld Stallyns were going to bring world peace.

thenateman: Which Katy Perry song should I listen to?


Dont, just dont. Its horrendous, imagine cheesy 80s hair metal set to a dance beat, that is katy perry.
 
2011-06-28 01:34:53 AM
same

Apos: Doran: Jeez, subby. You made me think it was Bieber or something.


As did I. Thankfully,it's someone whose femininity isn't in question.


Same here.
 
2011-06-28 01:36:54 AM

thenateman: Which Katy Perry song should I listen to?

/I'll give it a shot
//I sound old


This one.

If she sang like that more often, I'd give her a listen on purpose now and again.
 
2011-06-28 01:43:10 AM

Inaditch: I bet people were biatching when Jackson hit the record.


No, there was actually talent behind that record, oh and instruments......
 
2011-06-28 01:46:11 AM
At least Jackson really loved children
 
2011-06-28 01:51:10 AM

eddyatwork: Good. Elvis, the Beatles, and Michael Jackson are all over-rated by old farts anyway.


And Katy Perry isn't overrated by young farts?
 
2011-06-28 01:54:22 AM
Eh, coulda been worse. Could have been Gaga or farking Britney who knocked him off.
 
2011-06-28 01:57:26 AM

rodeofrog: I think she is talented and at being attractive.



FTFY.


And the thought of her being Brand-schtupped nightly fills me with rage.
 
2011-06-28 01:58:33 AM
I bet Kate Perry would be the first to not compare her accomplishment with what MJ accomplished. Moonwalker was pretty cool.
 
2011-06-28 02:02:45 AM
What's next, Katy and her music in a modern remake of The Wizard of Oz?


/I better not give her ideas
//you just know she lurks on Fark
///'sup Katy.
 
2011-06-28 02:03:33 AM

FeelsBadMan: Is this the thread where we say music from [insert generation here] is better than music from [insert generation here] even though there is no objective way to compare music?

/inb4 "that isn't music because I don't like it"


i.imgur.com
 
2011-06-28 02:08:16 AM

Inaditch:

This one.

If she sang like that more often, I'd give her a listen on purpose now and again.


That sounds about 1000x better than anything she's ever done. But still, it only makes me want to hear Adele sing I Kissed a Girl.
 
2011-06-28 02:09:24 AM
We are often judged against our contemporaries in popular culture. Sure, she's no Michael Jackson, but compared to the rest of the bubble gum crap out there, she's steamrolling the competition. There's something to be said for that.
 
2011-06-28 02:11:57 AM

wantedbadass: But still, it only makes me want to hear Adele sing I Kissed a Girl.


I love Adele on the right song. That girl can wail... on the right song. But holy fark does she oversing sometimes. Sometimes, the vocal acrobatics are unnecessary.
 
2011-06-28 02:13:05 AM

Inaditch: thenateman: Which Katy Perry song should I listen to?

/I'll give it a shot
//I sound old

This one.

If she sang like that more often, I'd give her a listen on purpose now and again.


[notsureifserious.jpg]

i.imgur.com
 
2011-06-28 02:16:31 AM

Inaditch: wantedbadass: But still, it only makes me want to hear Adele sing I Kissed a Girl.

I love Adele on the right song. That girl can wail... on the right song. But holy fark does she oversing sometimes. Sometimes, the vocal acrobatics are unnecessary.


i.imgur.com
Did someone call for me? No? Sorry. Must have been a misunderstanding.
 
2011-06-28 02:32:02 AM

100 Watt Walrus: [notsureifserious.jpg]


I'm serious. I kind of like that performance.

100 Watt Walrus: Did someone call for me? No? Sorry. Must have been a misunderstanding.


Heh. Yeah, overdoing it is rampant. I enjoy Adele enough to wish she'd learn when to tone it back a bit. She's like Dave's Insanity Hot Sauce - a little goes a long way, and you don't need it all the time.
 
2011-06-28 02:39:43 AM
One is a young boys dream and the other dreams of young boys.

/I still fap to Kylie Minouge
 
2011-06-28 02:43:58 AM
This is Bad.

This is Dab (NSFW image).


None of the numbers mean anything anymore anyway.
 
2011-06-28 02:44:23 AM

Doran: Jeez, subby. You made me think it was Bieber or something.


Same here. She has no voice...

(Yes, I've listened. She sounds hoarse, like her throat needs lubrication. [Insert joke here] Compared to Aguilera or Amy Lee (Evanescence) she's downright pathetic. She's all boobs, nothing but the boobs. NTTAWWT.)

...but he just needs to be crushed like a grape. LIKE A GRAPE, I TELL YOU!

img856.imageshack.us

/hate anything teen girls like
//'cuz it's not me
 
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