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phlegmmo		2011-06-27 04:50:40 PM

"I taught myself to recognize most of the dirty words in most of the languages that use the Roman alphabet. I don't have huge language skills, but I get a pretty good idea of what is going on."

AdolfOliverPanties		2011-06-27 06:14:52 PM

I have had more than that, if you count the individual sperms in my ejaculate as "pieces of erotica."

lennavan		2011-06-27 06:18:24 PM

Dude must have some big hands.

Marcus Aurelius		2011-06-27 06:47:21 PM

"But that is over a 30-year period, so actually it's like $30,000 a year," he said. "That isn't a whole lot."

If I didn't know better I'd say this was satire.

Snot Monster from Outer Space		2011-06-27 07:10:52 PM

lennavan: Dude must have some big hands.

His friends call him Edward Dildohands.

dahmers love zombie		2011-06-27 08:09:49 PM

State prosecutor to waltz in with a search warrant, find ONE picture with a 17.99 year old in it and seize the whole collection in 3...2...

Goopotato		2011-06-27 08:27:56 PM

So? I have over a million pics on one hard drive.

Didn't cost me anything, either.

/fap

EuphoniumEuphoria		2011-06-27 08:28:17 PM

Charlie Sheen unimpressed.

zombiegoat		2011-06-27 08:29:03 PM

Amateur.

BurnShrike		2011-06-27 08:29:04 PM

"I became interested because of the mystery involved," he said.

Huh. I became interested because of the tits and ass involved.

AntiNerd		2011-06-27 08:29:35 PM

Collector has 350,000 pieces of erotica on his hands

And a hell of a lot more time on his hands than I do.

BurnShrike		2011-06-27 08:30:11 PM

Scheiner said he has probably spent about $1 million on his collection.

And now you can get it free on the internet. Feel like a sucker yet?

pervvywanker		2011-06-27 08:31:04 PM

A blonde stopped by and told him she liked the big plaid dildo. He told her it is his thermos.

AbbeySomeone		2011-06-27 08:31:36 PM

dahmers love zombie: State prosecutor to waltz in with a search warrant, find ONE picture with a 17.99 year old in it and seize the whole collection in 3...2...

Sadly, this.
Vintage erotica is awesome and usually well done.
It also is a good indicator of societal standards.
I'd love to see his collection.

BurnShrike		2011-06-27 08:32:46 PM

AbbeySomeone: I'd love to see his collection.

No one ever comes over to see my porn collection.

Here let me help you with that		2011-06-27 08:34:43 PM

That will be an interesting estate sale

WeenerGord		2011-06-27 08:35:42 PM

"Your boss comes around the corner, Hi! How are ya Bill? Shake your hand."

"My right arm is paralyzed, eh..."

"....Oh. Well, why don't you put those 350,000 things back in your nose and come in my office."

brap		2011-06-27 08:37:08 PM

Dehydrated sperm are considered "erotica"?

ChrisDe		2011-06-27 08:38:02 PM

Marcus Aurelius: "But that is over a 30-year period, so actually it's like $30,000 a year," he said. "That isn't a whole lot."
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What's his Fark handle?

Ed Grubermann		2011-06-27 08:40:20 PM

Rufus Lee King [TotalFark] 2011-06-27 08:29:45 PM:
i1041.photobucket.com

For a handful of coin I happen to have a private and uncut performance of "The Rape of the Sabine Women," or rather woman, or rather Alfred, and for eight you can participate.

HighZoolander		2011-06-27 08:40:37 PM

"But that is over a 30-year period, so actually it's like $30,000 a year,"

Pfft. Amateur. When he hits the big leagues, he'll spend that much in a month.

Sarcastica75		2011-06-27 08:42:05 PM

Sometimes beautiful art...
28.media.tumblr.com

doesn't even have nudes in it. F*cking Philistines.

omnomwaffles		2011-06-27 08:45:32 PM

brap: Dehydrated sperm are considered "erotica"?

I lol'd

pottie		2011-06-27 08:49:55 PM

Collector has 350,000 pieces of erotica on his hands

For gods sake, wash them!

BurnShrike		2011-06-27 08:51:00 PM

James F. Campbell		2011-06-27 08:52:04 PM

Lucky guy. The Thaumatophile would approve.

fusillade762		2011-06-27 08:52:16 PM

CSB time:

The last time I visited my old roommate from SF he was running a one-man business selling old porn paperbacks. His office was stacked to the ceiling with boxes of naughty books from the 50s on. He was actually in the process of transcribing each and every one of them so he could sell digital copies online, typing them up by hand.

/CSB

SixPaperJoint		2011-06-27 08:53:53 PM

brap: Dehydrated sperm are considered "erotica"?

www.cardinalfang.net

It's PEOPLE!!!

Bobbi Wickham		2011-06-27 08:55:03 PM

I'd love to see some the older works, just to see what the standard of 'sexy' have been over time. Back before being a stick figure with plastic parts and shaved bits was the thing.

James F. Campbell		2011-06-27 08:55:06 PM

Ah, yes. One other thing. Enjoy this thread while it lasts.

BurnShrike		2011-06-27 08:55:30 PM

BurnShrike		2011-06-27 08:56:35 PM

I've always wanted a Roman phallus necklace. I'd love to wear it out shopping or something.

farm5.static.flickr.com

Breygon		2011-06-27 09:00:23 PM

Plinth		2011-06-27 09:00:39 PM

I'm hoping the really old stuff reads like Peterotica.
Maybe we can get Betty White to read it.

hogans		2011-06-27 09:00:54 PM

italie		2011-06-27 09:01:34 PM

BurnShrike		2011-06-27 09:04:04 PM

James F. Campbell		2011-06-27 09:05:04 PM

Rufus Lee King: This is art, Colombo. Art can't be censored, can it?

Hahahahahahaha. Funny you should ask.

I wrote a very lengthy paper on censorship in comic books last semester, part of which covered poor Mike Diana's plight. He's the first artist ever to have received a criminal conviction for obscenity in the United States.

BurnShrike		2011-06-27 09:05:25 PM

Woah.

HighZoolander		2011-06-27 09:08:19 PM

fusillade762: CSB time:

The last time I visited my old roommate from SF he was running a one-man business selling old porn paperbacks. His office was stacked to the ceiling with boxes of naughty books from the 50s on. He was actually in the process of transcribing each and every one of them so he could sell digital copies online, typing them up by hand.

/CSB

It probably would go faster if he typed with two hands...

/OCR and proofreading might go even faster.
//interesting business idea though.
///would have liked to seen the conversation with the bank about a start-up loan to buy inventory.

BurnShrike		2011-06-27 09:08:22 PM

Gyrfalcon		2011-06-27 09:10:02 PM

lennavan: Dude must have some big hands.

No doubt.

BurnShrike		2011-06-27 09:10:45 PM

fusillade762		2011-06-27 09:11:19 PM

Breygon: fusillade762: CSB time:

The last time I visited my old roommate from SF he was running a one-man business selling old porn paperbacks. His office was stacked to the ceiling with boxes of naughty books from the 50s on. He was actually in the process of transcribing each and every one of them so he could sell digital copies online, typing them up by hand.

/CSB

wish I had that level of attention-span...

Meth is a hell of a drug.

Somaticasual		2011-06-27 09:16:52 PM

Once you get locked into a serious ~~drug~~ porn collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can..

L.D. Ablo		2011-06-27 09:18:25 PM

Marcus Aurelius: "But that is over a 30-year period, so actually it's like $30,000 a year," he said. "That isn't a whole lot."

And he spends another $10,000 a year on razor blades to shave to his palms.

/only have two-day stubble on my palms

Igor Jakovsky		2011-06-27 09:22:11 PM

Speaker2Animals		2011-06-27 09:22:15 PM

Sarcastica75: Sometimes beautiful art...

doesn't even have nudes in it. F*cking Philistines.

You magnificent bastard -- new keyboard, please!

just passing through		2011-06-27 09:23:02 PM

wonder if he's missing this one

Speaker2Animals		2011-06-27 09:23:52 PM

BurnShrike: Woah.

Is that in your "Shemales" folder on your desktop?

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