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(Some Guy)   "The Internet was created by the United States of America - a Christian nation - and should not be used to spread anti-Christian, secular, or non-Christian propaganda and hatespeech"   (objectiveministries.org) divider line 255
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2011-06-26 09:52:45 PM
Funny, he doesn't look Jewish.
 
2011-06-26 09:53:08 PM
This is dangerously close to dividing by zero.
All that's left is to troll the troll that's trolling the trolled troll.
 
2011-06-26 09:53:41 PM
www.landoverbaptist.org
 
2011-06-26 09:54:13 PM
Oh stop it. You're not fooling anyone.
 
2011-06-26 09:54:54 PM

DavidVincent: opinions are like assholes.....


You lose control of them in your old age.
 
2011-06-26 09:55:14 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNYKxiRJ2LA
 
2011-06-26 09:55:31 PM
So we're going to end Fox News websites and any site originating from Texas?
 
2011-06-26 09:56:01 PM

Modified Cornstarch: All that's left is to troll the troll that's trolling the trolled troll.


www.mathfail.com
 
2011-06-26 09:57:00 PM
Did anyone venture into the "4 KIDZ" part of their website? I'm laughing my ass off.
 
2011-06-26 09:57:47 PM

GreenAdder: Fark_Guy_Rob: It is worth noting that the United States *did* create the internet.

I'm constantly amazed at how much other countries benefit from the United States and how ungrateful they are for it.

You're welcome.

It's also worth noting how many people use the Internet to make fun of computer nerds. They're both useless fights, and will get you nothing but angry.


Oh, I don't get angry over it. Just disappointed to be honest. I guess, as an American, it's difficult for me to imagine what it would be like to come from a lessor country; but I'm amazed that their ability to welcome our technologies and culture while immediately denouncing those same things. I mean, hey, it's no skin off my back; but like I said, it's pretty pathetic.
 
2011-06-26 09:57:51 PM
This has to be a parody site, it has to be. The links to the southern baptist convention throw me though. The "have you accepted jesus yet" part is hilarious though. That little baby just whispers "Why?" so sweetly in my ear............over and over and over. Baby jesus creeps me out.

\My OBJECTIVE is JUST 4 KIDZ! The "Z" is for "ZEALOUSNESS,"
 
2011-06-26 09:57:57 PM
Wow, this site is ancient. It's been around for what...5+ years?
 
2011-06-26 09:59:13 PM
Sooooo how many times is someone going to greenlight a landover baptist article just to watch the comments erupt? This isn't the first time it took more than 50 comments for farkers to figure out just how unbelievably fake this site is.
 
2011-06-26 09:59:36 PM
www.bayarearidersforum.com

/suckers
 
2011-06-26 10:00:16 PM
Woo Hoo!!! Landover Baptist. The Church where I am the Lord Your God.
 
2011-06-26 10:00:25 PM
This page created: 3/1/2000, updated: 9/11/2008

Isn't that right around the time Geocities closed?
 
2011-06-26 10:00:31 PM

Nyet zhirafov: Did anyone venture into the "4 KIDZ" part of their website? I'm laughing my ass off.


That's where that meme came from! Thank you!
 
2011-06-26 10:01:07 PM
Parody and Fundamentalism are indistinguishable - George Carlin
 
2011-06-26 10:02:45 PM

Fark_Guy_Rob: GreenAdder: Fark_Guy_Rob: It is worth noting that the United States *did* create the internet.

I'm constantly amazed at how much other countries benefit from the United States and how ungrateful they are for it.

You're welcome.

It's also worth noting how many people use the Internet to make fun of computer nerds. They're both useless fights, and will get you nothing but angry.

Oh, I don't get angry over it. Just disappointed to be honest. I guess, as an American, it's difficult for me to imagine what it would be like to come from a lessor country; but I'm amazed that their ability to welcome our technologies and culture while immediately denouncing those same things. I mean, hey, it's no skin off my back; but like I said, it's pretty pathetic.


You sound concerned. Also since Fark is a web site, it is part of the World Wide Web, invented in Switzerland. Are you going to give them props or go back to using Gopher?
 
2011-06-26 10:03:26 PM
So what's his Fark handle?



/It's Tatsuma, isn't it?
 
2011-06-26 10:05:51 PM

Fjornir: Satire tag taking a vacation or something?


I'm guessing the submitter thought it was a legit site. The whole deal about Landover Baptist should have been the first clue that it wasn't, but to be fair, maybe the submitter doesn't know that Landover Baptist is a parody/satire site too.
 
2011-06-26 10:06:53 PM
It's sad/scary that it's impossible to tell REAL Christian websites, from crazy insane over-the-top parodies. I honestly have no idea whether the rambling, lunatic rantings on this page are meant as a joke, or are the actual thoughts and opinions of a Good Baptist American. There's little to no difference....
 
2011-06-26 10:07:02 PM
theorellior

2011-06-26 09:47:52 PM


It's a FAKE!!!
 
2011-06-26 10:08:03 PM

Brawnwyn: I remember seeing their website years ago. It was like the Christian Onion.


this!
 
2011-06-26 10:08:35 PM

turbidum: I'd forgotten all about this site. The 4Kidz section is funny as hell. Pretty damn good example of Poe's Law in play.

"Hey, Habu...[a Hindu elephant]
How many gods do you have?

I don't know. . . I lost count!

Wouldn't you rather have just one God who loves you a bunch than a bunch of gods that don't love you at all?"

/bonus points for light-up mouse-over bindi


One of my favorite bits from that part of the site:

If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.

Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.
 
2011-06-26 10:08:43 PM
The United States of America is NOT a Christian nation. It is a secular republic.

Did you not make it to 4th grade? Oh, bible school, right.
 
2011-06-26 10:09:07 PM

RLupin: It's sad/scary that it's impossible to tell REAL Christian websites, from crazy insane over-the-top parodies. I honestly have no idea whether the rambling, lunatic rantings on this page are meant as a joke, or are the actual thoughts and opinions of a Good Baptist American. There's little to no difference....


RLupin: It's sad/scary that it's impossible to tell REAL Christian websites, from crazy insane over-the-top parodies. I honestly have no idea whether the rambling, lunatic rantings on this page are meant as a joke, or are the actual thoughts and opinions of a Good Baptist American. There's little to no difference....


Not true, take Exihibit A (new window) for example.. Now... See, they are ALL crazies.
 
2011-06-26 10:09:10 PM
We need a Christian rubberburner site.
 
2011-06-26 10:09:57 PM
Ahh Fark, wrong link: The Right Link (new window)
 
2011-06-26 10:13:32 PM
Wow. A lot of people have been sucked in by this link. Interesting the amount of hatred that comes out just by using the word "Christian". Get a life, people. Try to be a little more intelligent than the fools you mock.
 
2011-06-26 10:14:10 PM

Fark_Guy_Rob: Oh, I don't get angry over it. Just disappointed to be honest. I guess, as an American, it's difficult for me to imagine what it would be like to come from a lessor country; but I'm amazed that their ability to welcome our technologies and culture while immediately denouncing those same things. I mean, hey, it's no skin off my back; but like I said, it's pretty pathetic.


Lame troll is lame.
 
2011-06-26 10:18:37 PM

DavidVincent: opinions are like assholes.....


Everyone's got one and a lot of them stink?
 
2011-06-26 10:18:51 PM
"President Madagascar! Someone put something un-Christian on the Internet!"

"SHUT"
"DOWN"
"EVERYTHING"
 
2011-06-26 10:18:54 PM
What's the big deal about Landover?

I thought that they just sold fluffy sweaters.

/The fluffy sweaters of SATAN!!
 
2011-06-26 10:19:05 PM

bobfloyd: Funny, he doesn't look Jewish.


The three miracles of reverse circumcision, hair straightener, and rhinoplasty
 
2011-06-26 10:19:17 PM
The internet was created so universities could share datasets and should not be used to propagate ignorance.
 
2011-06-26 10:19:43 PM
I respectfully disagree with the article. And by respectfully I mean get the fark off the internet and stop pretending you represent God or are any better than Landover.
 
2011-06-26 10:19:57 PM

styckx: Ahh Fark, wrong link: The Right Link (new window)



You're in good hands, with Allstate.


/or tribbles
 
2011-06-26 10:19:59 PM

WeenerGord: So what's his Fark handle?



/It's Tatsuma, isn't it?


You're kidding me right? You don't know he's Jewish?
 
2011-06-26 10:21:06 PM

SnakeLee: Jesus Christ that is a stupid goddamn website


HawgWild: The last update on their "progress" tab is dated 2003. I'm starting to lean toward fake ...


In light of this site being fake and made in 2003, I want to alter my original post to say that is a genius site. They actually predicted what these would look like eight years into the future. This is basically that insane campaign website that got greenlit the other day that I am too lazy to find the link to.
 
2011-06-26 10:21:15 PM
fark Landover Baptist, if they want to do some good go after farkin Westboro.
 
2011-06-26 10:21:33 PM
I started reading their anti-triclavianist screed and near died laughing.....
 
2011-06-26 10:21:58 PM
We are a Christian Nation in the same way my beater dodge stratus is a tactical nuclear submarine.

Also: zOMG KITTYPIE! Haven't see you in a while.
 
2011-06-26 10:21:59 PM

Gryphonkin: fark Landover Baptist, if they want to do some good go after farkin Westboro.


No kidding. Landover is satire. Westboro is deception.
 
2011-06-26 10:22:05 PM
Well that sucks its a fake because I looked up that Patrick Henry quote and it's a fake and I wanted to expose them as fakes.

Wait, what?
 
2011-06-26 10:22:45 PM
 
2011-06-26 10:23:17 PM

SnakeLee: Jesus Christ that is a stupid goddamn website


oh dear god, you all is getting trolled harder than a rick roll.
/for those that didn't know landover is a POE, it's a joke.
//a joke that people still fall for.
 
2011-06-26 10:24:27 PM
i301.photobucket.com
 
gja [TotalFark]
2011-06-26 10:24:34 PM

Kittypie070: And especially for trollmitter:


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

/awesomeness+10
 
2011-06-26 10:25:24 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: The internet was created so universities could share datasets and should not be used to propagate ignorance. the military would have secure, uninterrupted communication in case of a nuclear war



Then what you said
 
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