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(The Times of India)   Delhi man decapitated. Talk about a cold cut   (timesofindia.indiatimes.com) divider line 66
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2011-06-26 04:21:09 PM
I hope they lox up the person responsible, but only if they have enough evidence: I don't want the prosecution to resort to a schmear campaign...

We are questioning some locals and eunuchs for leads,'' said a police officer

If they're looking for tips, they're talking to the wrong people...
 
2011-06-26 04:35:36 PM
Paris1127: If they're looking for tips, they're talking to the wrong people...

Done in one. No further comments please.
 
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2011-06-26 06:23:03 PM
Nice job submitter!
 
2011-06-26 07:51:02 PM
"Prima facie, personal enmity is the cause of the murder. "

WTF?
 
2011-06-26 07:52:23 PM
Yes, it's a good headline.

However, I get the distinct feeling that subby has had that one in his pocket for a while, and has been doing daily google news searches for "delhi decapitate" for a very long time, hoping that his/her day will come.
 
2011-06-26 07:54:31 PM

Paris1127: I hope they lox up the person responsible, but only if they have enough evidence: I don't want the prosecution to resort to a schmear campaign...

We are questioning some locals and eunuchs for leads,' said a police officer

If they're looking for tips, they're talking to the wrong people...


On the other hand...they've got a pretty good motive

/hope he wasn't a mohle.
 
2011-06-26 07:55:59 PM
This is just the first victim of what will be the 21st century's greatest serial killer.

The Delhi Slicer
 
2011-06-26 07:56:10 PM
Who likes headcheese?
 
2011-06-26 07:56:22 PM
Bronze age morality.
 
2011-06-26 07:56:32 PM

fracas: Yes, it's a good headline.

However, I get the distinct feeling that subby has had that one in his pocket for a while, and has been doing daily google news searches for "delhi decapitate" for a very long time, hoping that his/her day will come.


Or maybe he got tired of waiting for someone to do it for him and finally bought the plane ticket.

Case solved.
 
2011-06-26 07:57:46 PM
We have sent the body to Lady Hardinge Hospital mortuary

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE HEAD!!!!!! Can't leave it there in a pool of blood.
 
2011-06-26 07:58:47 PM
But then again. A pool of blood would have to much resistance to swim in anyways.
 
2011-06-26 07:59:01 PM

Paris1127: I hope they lox up the person responsible, but only if they have enough evidence: I don't want the prosecution to resort to a schmear campaign...

We are questioning some locals and eunuchs for leads,' said a police officer

If they're looking for tips, they're talking to the wrong people...



LOL!


www.movieimages.org
 
2011-06-26 08:00:01 PM
Contrived headline is contrived.

The whole thing seems like a bunch of Bologna.
 
2011-06-26 08:01:13 PM
Someone call Dr. Ham at the Mayo!

FTA: The police was informed about the murder by the MCD cleaning staff.

This is why McDonald's has suffered through international franchising. In America customers would report a headless corpse to the staff, but in India it would not be removed promptly and would ruin the local reputation.
 
2011-06-26 08:04:38 PM

Get Lost: We have sent the body to Lady Hardinge Hospital mortuary

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE HEAD!!!!!! Can't leave it there in a pool of blood.


FYI, in America the police are only required to remove flesh that is attached to the body. That means that they usually leave behind fingers, teeth, bits of skin and hair... but I guess they'll take the complete (or largest fraction) of the head as a courtousy.
 
2011-06-26 08:06:41 PM

Get Lost: We have sent the body to Lady Hardinge Hospital mortuary

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE HEAD!!!!!! Can't leave it there in a pool of blood.


hwcdn.themoviedb.org

Will take care of it
 
2011-06-26 08:07:24 PM

FeelsBadMan: I wonder what the cause of death was.


Suicide. Took about 6 or 7 hacks but he got it off. Perseverance.
 
2011-06-26 08:08:30 PM
No Highlander jokes?
 
2011-06-26 08:09:18 PM
Sounds like...
*puts on sunglasses*
...he lost his head.

YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 
2011-06-26 08:09:39 PM

bim1154: "Prima facie, personal enmity is the cause of the murder. "

WTF?


Link (new window)
 
2011-06-26 08:15:26 PM
I didn't get why this article was submitted or greenlit until I got to the last sentence.
 
2011-06-26 08:16:57 PM
Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?
This really is a major inconvenience, oh man I really hate it.
It's such a drag now.
I can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore, I can't belch or yodel anymore,
Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illistrated.
Oh no!

Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated?
I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated.
What a bummer.
I can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeze.
But my neck is enjoying a pleasant breeze now.
Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated.
No, no, no.
 
2011-06-26 08:18:18 PM
subby gets points & a golf clap...

well played...well played indeed
 
2011-06-26 08:19:25 PM

huskerdu: bim1154: "Prima facie, personal enmity is the cause of the murder. "

WTF?

Link (new window)



Them's fancy words fer "Looks like some'un wanted him day'uhd."
 
2011-06-26 08:19:33 PM

huskerdu: bim1154: "Prima facie, personal enmity is the cause of the murder. "

WTF?

Link (new window)


Yea, I know what "Prima Facie" is, but I'm just not getting that whole statement. Maybe I've had too many beers this afternoon or something.
 
2011-06-26 08:26:53 PM
We are questioning some locals and eunuchs for leads,'' said a police officer.

Wait, what?
 
2011-06-26 08:27:15 PM
Questioning locals and eunuchs? Does that mean they bus the eunuchs in?
 
2011-06-26 08:27:41 PM
The "eunuchs" they are referring to are the Hijras; India's third gender.

Link (new window)

Must have happened in an area where they hang out or live.
 
2011-06-26 08:27:58 PM
Seriously thought they meant they cut off the other head until I saw "eunuch" in the article...
 
2011-06-26 08:30:39 PM

NaptownBoss: Must have happened in an area where they hang out


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2011-06-26 08:31:03 PM
Um... why does India still have eunuchs? Do they still have harems, too?
 
2011-06-26 08:36:05 PM

Get Lost: We have sent the body to Lady Hardinge Hospital mortuary

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE HEAD!!!!!! Can't leave it there in a pool of blood.


C'mon... who's gonna pass up free head?
 
2011-06-26 08:44:01 PM

fusillade762: Um... why does India still have eunuchs?


They're in a eunuch position to testify.

THANK YOU!
 
2011-06-26 08:48:17 PM

bim1154: huskerdu: bim1154: "Prima facie, personal enmity is the cause of the murder. "

WTF?

Link (new window)

Yea, I know what "Prima Facie" is, but I'm just not getting that whole statement. Maybe I've had too many beers this afternoon or something.


Presumably the police do not believe someone who liked the victim and wished him well chopped off his head as a sign of amity?
 
2011-06-26 08:54:00 PM
Either the eunuchs are from out of town, or the police don't consider them to be people, the way that sentence is written.
 
2011-06-26 08:55:47 PM

TheSignPost: Either the eunuchs are from out of town, or the police don't consider them to be people, the way that sentence is written.


I think they consider them caste offs.
 
2011-06-26 08:56:54 PM

Indolent: No Highlander jokes?


Derr kahn be unly wunn! - With a head bobble (obviously).
 
2011-06-26 09:03:06 PM
We are questioning some locals and eunuchs for leads,'' said a police officer.


OFFICER: Did you see anyone suspicious around the park?

EUNUCH: No.

OFFICER: What?

EUNUCH: No!

OFFICER: Bullshiat, I can't hear you! Sound off like you've got a pair!
 
2011-06-26 09:07:15 PM

RatMotor: fracas: Yes, it's a good headline.

However, I get the distinct feeling that subby has had that one in his pocket for a while, and has been doing daily google news searches for "delhi decapitate" for a very long time, hoping that his/her day will come.

Or maybe he got tired of waiting for someone to do it for him and finally bought the plane ticket.

Case solved.


I bet you write for CSI.
 
2011-06-26 09:09:13 PM
Eddard Stark? Lord Varys?
 
2011-06-26 09:24:46 PM
I came for a picture of the samurai deli, and am leaving disappointed.
 
2011-06-26 09:26:33 PM
The jig is up!!
 
2011-06-26 09:27:02 PM
Wanted for questioning

spbcar.ru
 
2011-06-26 09:28:26 PM

Mugato: fusillade762: Um... why does India still have eunuchs?

They're in a eunuch position to testify.

THANK YOU!


BIG LOLZ
 
2011-06-26 09:39:45 PM

Smackledorfer: I came for a picture of the samurai deli, and am leaving disappointed.


media.tumblr.com
 
2011-06-26 09:40:27 PM

NaptownBoss: The "eunuchs" they are referring to are the Hijras; India's third gender.

Link (new window)

Must have happened in an area where they hang out or live.

Historically, ceremonial initiation into the hijra community is said to have involved removal of a boy's penis, testicles and scrotum, without anesthetic, at or around puberty


fark
 
2011-06-26 09:41:57 PM
Perhaps that's why you can't get a good PB&J in a Dehli... Jelly they have, but often they've got no nuts.
 
2011-06-26 09:45:05 PM
I arched a brow at this Times of India headline: Body of 20-yr-old boy found (new window)
 
2011-06-26 09:45:35 PM

Get Lost: We have sent the body to Lady Hardinge Hospital mortuary

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE HEAD!!!!!! Can't leave it there in a pool of blood.


The head is resting comfortably at St. Mary's Hospital.
 
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