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(SonicNet)   Olsen twins to cover Weezer song. Another horseman breaks free.   ( divider line
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6568 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Oct 2001 at 10:25 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-10-26 10:29:20 AM  
They should have sung hash pipe
2001-10-26 10:30:30 AM  
oh jesus god in heaven for the love of all that's holy NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2001-10-26 10:32:38 AM  
someone needs to lock Sugar Ray in a basement with testicle-eating squirrels.
2001-10-26 10:34:15 AM  
<sputter, gasp, die>
2001-10-26 10:35:01 AM  
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2001-10-26 10:35:27 AM  
I never get tired of those two cute girls. Gosh I love them.
2001-10-26 10:36:43 AM  
(teen on TRL) Oh and i wanna see the new video by the Olsen twins. They are Sooooooooo hot. Their dance moves are just of the hook. WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (teen on TRL)
2001-10-26 10:42:05 AM  
Fb-: That's some funny shiat right there.
2001-10-26 10:42:06 AM  
Is nothing sacred? Can someone stop these two before they take over the world??
2001-10-26 10:42:23 AM  
"Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen" is just an anagram for "Hello- Send Satan Karma yy!" In their native Bavarian tongue, the "yy" is silent.
2001-10-26 10:46:51 AM  
i love the "another horseman breaks free"! LMAO no need to read the article the headline was great
2001-10-26 10:49:49 AM  
Yeah, the headline was great. Vive le sharp wit!
2001-10-26 10:50:44 AM  
Okay, now everyone please be patient with me. But those twins are getting to the age where if someone asked the eternal question: Wouldja?

I might answer yes.
2001-10-26 10:54:26 AM  
Yes, Jspanish, I would wrap electrified barbed wire around my genitals while translating Ceasar's commentaries on the Gallic Wars into Esperanto as I sip WD-40 from a wineglass and am given a "hockey" style haircut by Rue McClanahan. How'd you know?
2001-10-26 10:56:28 AM  
Does this mean I missed the Rapture? I hate it when I do that.
2001-10-26 10:59:00 AM  
I told you there wasn't a God. :(
2001-10-26 11:00:30 AM  
Is this Safe for Work?
2001-10-26 11:01:12 AM  
Ok guys, don't laugh, but what am I missing about the horseman?
2001-10-26 11:01:21 AM  
What better example of how farking shallow American culture has gotten? The little freaks look like trolls to me. Remember the little plactic trolls whose hair you could mess up? That's what their faces look like. I swear. Freaky. Can anyone imagine a show worse than Full House? *shivers*
2001-10-26 11:01:47 AM  
oh, and gals too..
2001-10-26 11:04:39 AM  
Madcharlie: They're implying that this Olsen twins thing is a sign of the Apocolypse, and the Four Horsemen have been released to rain fire and destruction among the unbelievers.
2001-10-26 11:04:51 AM  

The headline refers to the Horsemen of teh Apocolypse
Death, Pestilence, War, and Famine I believe.
2001-10-26 11:08:51 AM  
I wish they would just grow up and show us their sweet tarts.
2001-10-26 11:08:56 AM  
I thought there were five horsemen.... wasn't the fifth horseman Hilary Rosen?
2001-10-26 11:10:53 AM  
Never heard of Weezer. Those Olsen twins are babes, though. Too bad the picture was some geek.
2001-10-26 11:15:27 AM  
some geek??? SOME geek!?!? I seriously hope you are joking Farkeater. Rivers Cuomo is not "some geek" he is THE Geek!!
2001-10-26 11:16:01 AM  
I find it funny/lame that they chose one of the newer songs; hearing them cover "Tired of Sex" would be hilarious.

Also, I don't remember the 4 horsemen actually being given names in the bible itself? I thought this was just something that Marvel Comics added.
2001-10-26 11:19:17 AM  
why wait there is grass on the field so play ball. call me a pedophile if you want I just like girls age 13-15 nothing wrong with that.
2001-10-26 11:27:40 AM  
well that was boring
2001-10-26 11:33:21 AM  
It could be worse, I guess... considering apparently their movie is title "Holiday in the Sun" they coulda tried covering the Sex Pistols.

"I don't understand this... thing all... I'm going over the Berlin Wall... please don't be waiting for me..."

That woulda made Sid Vicious turn a few thousand RPM...
2001-10-26 11:34:20 AM  
Nothing wrong with that?

Age of consent, my friend...
2001-10-26 11:36:15 AM  
The Horror, the horror...

*Grabs gun... places muzzle in mouth... pulls trigger... BLAM*
2001-10-26 11:38:27 AM  
luckily they decided not to sing any songs off of weezers two good albums...
2001-10-26 11:41:23 AM  
What the hell is with Briney's ass in that banner ad?
2001-10-26 11:59:18 AM  
good. at least it happened after they started to suck.
2001-10-26 11:59:49 AM  
Mocker : I don't know. I think I'd pay to hear the Olsen Twins sing Anarchy in the UK.

But I'd pay even more to hear them sing that 600+ year long silence symphony we had on here a month or so back.
2001-10-26 12:04:38 PM  
If you want to destroy my career...
2001-10-26 12:05:57 PM  
how long before they pose in playboy?
2001-10-26 12:14:16 PM  
This may sound fruity but does anyone know what song Sugar Ray wrote about River Cuomo?
2001-10-26 12:14:22 PM  
can someone explain why this is such a bad thing?

i mean.. i love weezer and i love watching the olsen twin movie series...

this is great stuff yo!
2001-10-26 12:25:22 PM  
And here I thought the "green" album was enough to make me never buy another Weezer CD again...

This is just -- too disturbing for words.

Masta_beta - For your sake, I hope there is a Hell, and I hope God is die-hard weepel, so you can have your scrotum singed for eternity. There should be some kind of law against liking both Weezer and anything having to do with the Olsen twins...unless of course what you like about them is their puffy developing booblets and their tiny, round, plump, untouched teenage asses...

2001-10-26 12:35:43 PM  
Does this mean that indie rock is no longer hip? please god say yes. I hate indie kids.
2001-10-26 12:36:19 PM  
does anyone else think the twins resembled those troll dolls? seriously. they were the ugliest kids. I still can't look at them today without seeing it.
2001-10-26 12:37:31 PM  
For who asked it..
The 4 horseman are


I can't remember the last one.. I think it was either conquest or chaos
2001-10-26 12:39:00 PM  
I too think they look like troll dolls, especially when they were toddlers. Troll dolls get a bad rap thanks to these two and Mimi on Drew Carey.
2001-10-26 12:43:42 PM  
It should so be punishable by death for pop stars to cover good songs.

Like that FXCKIN homo Freddy Durst covering What's Going On by Marvin Gaye. Marvin Gaye is like one of the best artists of all time, and Fredders just goes and ruins a good song.

Now look at what this world has come to, the Olsen Twins singing Weezer songs? I guess I have to hear it first, but if it's any tribute like Durst gave to Marvin Gaye, I hope Cuomo and the other guys from Weezer sodomize these little bxtches.
2001-10-26 12:45:06 PM  
I can't wait for those two to star in their first porno.
2001-10-26 12:55:08 PM  
why not kill two sellout birds with one stone? have them sing with metallica. and then kill them.

or a porno with metallica? naw, too much dude, not enough poontang.
2001-10-26 12:56:28 PM  
Magik: Durst covers what's going on? Dear god. I don't even want to hear it. I mean, christ! I think i'm going to have to block MTV on my remote.
2001-10-26 12:59:56 PM  
There is no God. THERE IS NO GOD I TELL YOU!! RUN CHILDREN, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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