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(SlashFilm)   Why did Christopher Meloni leave Law & Order: SVU? Why, to star in the Unnecessary Superman Reboot, possibly as Perry White   (slashfilm.com) divider line 55
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2011-06-25 12:05:34 AM
Anyone know how they're writing him out?
 
2011-06-25 01:48:59 AM
Great Ceasar's ghost!
 
2011-06-25 03:18:54 AM
I've seen interviews with him, and he's actually a pretty funny, likeable guy.
Nothing at all like the mostly serious, sullen character he plays on SVU.
 
2011-06-25 03:36:08 AM
Dumbass tag is for subby. Meloni is the man. He's made enough money on that show for two lifetimes, and now he'd like to have some fun with acting.
 
2011-06-25 04:40:28 AM

WideStance: Dumbass tag is for subby. Meloni is the man. He's made enough money on that show for two lifetimes, and now he'd like to have some fun with acting.


He's still not going to sleep with you.
 
2011-06-25 04:42:06 AM

crypticsatellite: Anyone know how they're writing him out?


At the end of last season he shot and killed a teen girl. Maybe he'll have a breakdown or something over it.
Pure speculation on my part.
 
2011-06-25 04:59:56 AM

texdent: Great Ceasar's ghost!


Why does he look like Cesar Romero?
 
2011-06-25 05:22:54 AM

Candygram for Mongo: crypticsatellite: Anyone know how they're writing him out?

At the end of last season he shot and killed a teen girl. Maybe he'll have a breakdown or something over it.
Pure speculation on my part.


Something to do with sweater fondling, no doubt.
 
2011-06-25 05:29:21 AM

Candygram for Mongo: crypticsatellite: Anyone know how they're writing him out?

At the end of last season he shot and killed a teen girl. Maybe he'll have a breakdown or something over it.
Pure speculation on my part.


Detective Stabler is being reassigned. Bruce Boxleitner will be joining the cast as his replacement.
 
2011-06-25 05:51:03 AM

TommyymmoT: I've seen interviews with him, and he's actually a pretty funny, likeable guy.
Nothing at all like the mostly serious, sullen character he plays on SVU.


Yup. Ever see his answers to questions from fans (online)? Funny stuff.

Also, he should take off his shirt more often. Yum.
 
2011-06-25 05:56:37 AM
OK, now I can't sleep because I'm imagining Chris Meloni with his shirt off. And farking me. He's holding me down ... I can't fight him off, and I don't really want to, but I'm struggling anyway ... it's turning him on ... we're both slick with sweat, panting with need ... now he's got me pinned, and he's smirking at me, just for a moment, in that way he has with suspects, when he know's he's got them, and now he's slamming into me, angry, hard, and I'm rising up to meet him, hips thrusting, both of us desperate for release ...
 
2011-06-25 05:58:21 AM
Lame move? Not at all. There's actually a SAG limit on how many people an actor is allowed to shove into a wall. SVU ran out of limit extensions.
 
2011-06-25 06:01:26 AM

MadAzza: OK, now I can't sleep because I'm imagining Chris Meloni with his shirt off. And farking me. He's holding me down ... I can't fight him off, and I don't really want to, but I'm struggling anyway ... it's turning him on ... we're both slick with sweat, panting with need ... now he's got me pinned, and he's smirking at me, just for a moment, in that way he has with suspects, when he know's he's got them, and now he's slamming into me, angry, hard, and I'm rising up to meet him, hips thrusting, both of us desperate for release ...


Almost...almost....almost...feelin' that sweet pre-release tingling...just a little more text should do it...
 
2011-06-25 06:11:32 AM

Pandora's Litterbox: MadAzza: OK, now I can't sleep because I'm imagining Chris Meloni with his shirt off. And farking me. He's holding me down ... I can't fight him off, and I don't really want to, but I'm struggling anyway ... it's turning him on ... we're both slick with sweat, panting with need ... now he's got me pinned, and he's smirking at me, just for a moment, in that way he has with suspects, when he know's he's got them, and now he's slamming into me, angry, hard, and I'm rising up to meet him, hips thrusting, both of us desperate for release ...

Almost...almost....almost...feelin' that sweet pre-release tingling...just a little more text should do it...


His hands pin my wrists to the mattress next to my head but I can still thrust my breasts upward toward his waiting mouth. He's surprised at first, then possessive, sucking a nipple between his teeth and using his tongue, then his teeth to tease me to an agonizing high. I want more. Hearing the whimpering in the back of my throat, he releases my hands; I immediately grab his ass and pump him into me, into the deepest part of me, as we buck wildly in an increasing rhythm. His deep groan next to my ear signals his climax as I lose myself, crying out in impossible ecstasy as his howl turns to a keening moan and he collapses, spent, on my sweat-slicked body.
 
2011-06-25 06:24:37 AM

MadAzza: Pandora's Litterbox: MadAzza: OK, now I can't sleep because I'm imagining Chris Meloni with his shirt off. And farking me. He's holding me down ... I can't fight him off, and I don't really want to, but I'm struggling anyway ... it's turning him on ... we're both slick with sweat, panting with need ... now he's got me pinned, and he's smirking at me, just for a moment, in that way he has with suspects, when he know's he's got them, and now he's slamming into me, angry, hard, and I'm rising up to meet him, hips thrusting, both of us desperate for release ...

Almost...almost....almost...feelin' that sweet pre-release tingling...just a little more text should do it...

His hands pin my wrists to the mattress next to my head but I can still thrust my breasts upward toward his waiting mouth. He's surprised at first, then possessive, sucking a nipple between his teeth and using his tongue, then his teeth to tease me to an agonizing high. I want more. Hearing the whimpering in the back of my throat, he releases my hands; I immediately grab his ass and pump him into me, into the deepest part of me, as we buck wildly in an increasing rhythm. His deep groan next to my ear signals his climax as I lose myself, crying out in impossible ecstasy as his howl turns to a keening moan and he collapses, spent, on my sweat-slicked body.


Sombody's got a...
i.imgur.com
 
2011-06-25 06:30:33 AM

100 Watt Walrus:
Sombody's got a...


Something of a novelty to you?
 
2011-06-25 06:43:58 AM
Oh yeah, that sent me over the top.

Whoever was it who said Fark couldn't serve as (one of) my personal erotica source(s)?

If you don't already write that professionally you could and should, Azza.

Very nice work.


Oh yeah, I do deeply dig Chris' work too.

Oz.
W.H.A.S.
Carriers
I've never seen him give a bad performance even when given atrocious material.
I'm really liking how the cast for this Superman flick is shaping up.


/now off to sleep to the immediate left of the wet spot.
 
2011-06-25 07:02:42 AM
i.imgur.com

Who wants the first reach around?
 
2011-06-25 07:06:57 AM

Pandora's Litterbox: Oh yeah, that sent me over the top.

Whoever was it who said Fark couldn't serve as (one of) my personal erotica source(s)?

If you don't already write that professionally you could and should, Azza.

Very nice work.

Thank you! Wow. That's really nice to hear, and kind of you to say. I usually write privately, only for whoever I'm with at the time. This is the first time I've blurted out something (so to speak) in public. As you can probably tell, I don't spend a lot of time agonizing over it, I just write what I feel at the moment without a lot of self-editing. Most of what I do is pretty "kinky," I guess (that's subjective, right?), with a lot of BDSM themes and the emotions and self-discovery behind them, but not so much as to be boring, I hope. Occasionally, a little bit of situational humor is included, although minimally, so as not to spoil the erotic mood.

Anyway, I sincerely thank you.
 
2011-06-25 07:27:49 AM
Law and Order: SVU still exists?
 
2011-06-25 07:41:11 AM
Law and Order and its offspring have some of the most brutal filming regimens in the biz...so I wouldn't be surprised Meloni wanted out...or wanted a lot more money to stay.
 
2011-06-25 08:14:17 AM
Will Perry White be doing a tie tuck?
 
2011-06-25 08:32:39 AM
I'm sorry, but with Hargitay and Meloni leaving or taking scaled back roles, the show is no longer watchable.

Good thing there are seemingly endless reruns to keep the folks at USA and TNT happy.
 
2011-06-25 08:38:35 AM
Every time he turns around he's getting hit teeth kicked in. He's been shot multiple times. He almost got divorced. His daughter turned out to have some sort of psychological condition. A ME goes nuts. Now he had to put a bullet in a 12 year old girl after farking up so bad her mother got shot and killed. Yeah, I didn't expect him to stay on for another season, truthfully.
 
2011-06-25 09:04:40 AM
www.niinet.com
He tried to hide himself from himself, that's why.
/now he's gonna go hump the fridge
 
2011-06-25 09:15:53 AM
Myabe he is just tired of working a such a crappy program that spends more time trying to preach to the American public than it does on entertaining them. Each show had some sort of message - my favorite was the attack on soft drinks. They made it sound like THAT was the real crime, not murder.
 
2011-06-25 10:04:41 AM

Marmaduke Swearingen: Who wants the first reach around?


Nice. Meloni was awesome in both the Harold & Kumar flicks.
 
2011-06-25 10:07:23 AM
Subby, he was on the show for TWELVE YEARS. And on a network show, that's roughly 10 months of filming a year.

It's soul-sucking and even for millions of dollars, people just want to do something else.

Frankly, I'm downright surprised that the entire cast has stuck together all this time. No major cast member (other than the DA who keeps changing like underpants) has exited the show in 12 years. That's pretty phenominal.
 
2011-06-25 11:17:29 AM
Also in Oz and TMNT
 
2011-06-25 11:50:00 AM
Chris Meloni was in an episode of Wonder Showzen. He is AWESOME.
 
2011-06-25 12:26:42 PM

Monster Island: Marmaduke Swearingen: Who wants the first reach around?

Nice. Meloni was awesome in both the Harold & Kumar flicks.


And awesome on Wonder Showzen and Wet Hot American Summer.
 
2011-06-25 12:56:02 PM
Is he gonna be in the new Harold and Kumar movie as well?

//Like him on SVU, and liked him on Wet Hot American Summer and Wonder Showzen.
 
2011-06-25 01:21:36 PM
Soooo, he pulled a Topher Grace?
 
2011-06-25 01:44:40 PM

galactus5000: Something to do with sweater fondling, no doubt.


I said "Fondue with Cheddar!"
 
2011-06-25 02:48:40 PM

angrygrizzly: Candygram for Mongo: crypticsatellite: Anyone know how they're writing him out?

At the end of last season he shot and killed a teen girl. Maybe he'll have a breakdown or something over it.
Pure speculation on my part.

Detective Stabler is being reassigned. Bruce Boxleitner will be joining the cast as his replacement.


Goin' with the Babylon 5 reference on this one, eh?

I like it. Classy.

/more than that shiat-sandwich of a show SVU deserves
 
2011-06-25 03:04:51 PM
My dream ending to this show was Fin finally getting fed up with him and putting a bullet between Elliot's eyes, and then "Saint" Olivia gets hauled off to the loony bin in a straight jacket. I guess that won't happen now. Oh well...
 
2011-06-25 03:18:49 PM

Pandora's Litterbox: I've never seen him give a bad performance even when given atrocious material.


Like the last five or six seasons of SVU?
 
2011-06-25 03:21:08 PM

Nurglitch: Also in Oz and TMNT


Fixed that for you.
 
2011-06-25 04:00:21 PM

MadAzza: 100 Watt Walrus:
Sombody's got a...

Something of a novelty to you?


No, I've just been looking for an excuse to use that frame from Sinfest since that strip ran a few weeks ago.

/Thanks!
 
2011-06-25 04:41:14 PM

Pandora's Litterbox:
I've never seen him give a bad performance even when given atrocious material.


I'm guessing you didn't see Gym Teacher: The Movie.
 
2011-06-25 05:20:14 PM

MadAzza: Pandora's Litterbox: MadAzza: OK, now I can't sleep because I'm imagining Chris Meloni with his shirt off. And farking me. He's holding me down ... I can't fight him off, and I don't really want to, but I'm struggling anyway ... it's turning him on ... we're both slick with sweat, panting with need ... now he's got me pinned, and he's smirking at me, just for a moment, in that way he has with suspects, when he know's he's got them, and now he's slamming into me, angry, hard, and I'm rising up to meet him, hips thrusting, both of us desperate for release ...

Almost...almost....almost...feelin' that sweet pre-release tingling...just a little more text should do it...

His hands pin my wrists to the mattress next to my head but I can still thrust my breasts upward toward his waiting mouth. He's surprised at first, then possessive, sucking a nipple between his teeth and using his tongue, then his teeth to tease me to an agonizing high. I want more. Hearing the whimpering in the back of my throat, he releases my hands; I immediately grab his ass and pump him into me, into the deepest part of me, as we buck wildly in an increasing rhythm. His deep groan next to my ear signals his climax as I lose myself, crying out in impossible ecstasy as his howl turns to a keening moan and he collapses, spent, on my sweat-slicked body.



...and I'm spent. Whew. Awesome. You rock. You should be getting paid for that stuff, sister.

/ I watch that crapfest solely for the off-chance it's an episode he takes his shirt off. Holy shiat, is that man beeeyoootiful.
 
2011-06-25 05:48:16 PM
Thanks, rogue_L_chick! Glad you liked it. Something about Meloni just ... mmmm ... brings out that side of me. Awhile back, my supervisor (we shared an office) sent me on an online quest to find a clip of the episode where he's in the bedroom with his wife, and he's wearing only his shirt and bikini briefs ... and then he takes off his shirt. It took me quite a while to find it. Then we sat there watching it over and over and over.

100 Watt Walrus, the image you posted cracked me up. I'm going to steal it for later use.
 
2011-06-25 06:51:51 PM

MadAzza: TommyymmoT: I've seen interviews with him, and he's actually a pretty funny, likeable guy.
Nothing at all like the mostly serious, sullen character he plays on SVU.

Yup. Ever see his answers to questions from fans (online)? Funny stuff.

Also, he should take off his shirt more often. Yum.


Yes he should, he's yummy!

i111.photobucket.com
 
2011-06-25 07:22:26 PM

MadAzza: 100 Watt Walrus, the image you posted cracked me up. I'm going to steal it for later use.


Source, in context (new window)

...and a great webcomic...

Recent favorite, and perfect for Caturday. (new window)
 
2011-06-25 07:29:19 PM

100 Watt Walrus: MadAzza: 100 Watt Walrus, the image you posted cracked me up. I'm going to steal it for later use.

Source, in context (new window)

...and a great webcomic...

Recent favorite, and perfect for Caturday. (new window)


Fantastic, thanks! That last frame -- "Yaaaaa! Murder!!" Love it.

*bookmarks sinfest*
 
2011-06-25 07:32:27 PM
cdn.pimpmyspace.org
 
2011-06-25 08:06:25 PM
profile.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2011-06-25 08:49:32 PM

98K514: Nurglitch: Also in Oz and TMNT

Fixed that for you.


By gum you're right. I stand corrected.
 
2011-06-25 09:50:48 PM

rogue_L_chick:

...and I'm spent. Whew. Awesome. You rock. You should be getting paid for that stuff, sister.

/ I watch that crapfest solely for the off-chance it's an episode he takes his shirt off. Holy shiat, is that man beeeyoootiful.


I'm a yooge fan of the Beecher/Keller slashfic, myself.

But here's some more Shirtless Meloni.

content9.flixster.com

25.media.tumblr.com

fashionindie.com
 
2011-06-26 11:00:02 AM

galactus5000: Candygram for Mongo: crypticsatellite: Anyone know how they're writing him out?

At the end of last season he shot and killed a teen girl. Maybe he'll have a breakdown or something over it.
Pure speculation on my part.

Something to do with sweater fondling, no doubt.


HAVE A GREAT WINTER I'M GONNA GO HUMP THE FRIDGE (new window)
 
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