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(CBC)   BUTT₄ + 2 PENIS₂ → BUTT₂ + 2 BALL₂PENIS + energy   (cbc.ca) divider line 59
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2011-06-24 10:20:06 PM
That's kind of how chemistry works for me.....
 
2011-06-24 10:56:00 PM
Butt four, form on my wing.
Roger, Penis two, Butt four, inbound.
Penis two, Ball two requesting weapons hot.
Roger Ball two, go weapons hot.
Butt two, fox one, fire!

...

I don't know what the hell I just typed
 
2011-06-24 11:08:51 PM
Anyone else think this was a NY-Gay Marriage headline at first?
 
2011-06-25 12:02:31 AM
i25.photobucket.com
 
2011-06-25 12:10:34 AM
"Me and my other friend that was writing her chem too, like we both, like our minds went totally blank after that. And so hopefully that doesn't affect us with our marks,"

Slow news day?
 
2011-06-25 12:49:55 AM
What's a BUTT₄?
 
2011-06-25 12:55:40 AM

haemaker: What's a BUTT₄?


To poop out of, silly.
 
2011-06-25 01:04:27 AM
I'm sure many people were hoping for a titration.

/I'll be here all week
 
2011-06-25 02:48:44 AM
Talk about a pipette no one was ready to see....
 
2011-06-25 05:56:49 AM
Link (new window)
 
2011-06-25 06:04:17 AM

iamrex: "Me and my other friend that was writing her chem too, like we both, like our minds went totally blank after that. And so hopefully that doesn't affect us with our marks,"

Slow news day?


Naw, English final.
/oral exam
//oral
 
2011-06-25 06:06:36 AM
huh what some people will go to get out of test taking....
 
2011-06-25 06:11:42 AM
The implication, then, is that two balls are made up of the combination of a butt and a penis. Good to know.
 
2011-06-25 06:17:49 AM
What's twelve butts by pies?
 
2011-06-25 06:39:13 AM
so have they lost 2 penis in the equation or am I just tipsy
 
2011-06-25 06:42:52 AM
no, i got it

/cool
 
2011-06-25 06:55:21 AM
As someone that just a chem test, I'm not getting a kick. The headline is nowhere near balanced properly.
 
2011-06-25 06:56:18 AM
Cake Hunter: "Butt four, form on my wing.
Roger, Penis two, Butt four, inbound.
Penis two, Ball two requesting weapons hot.
Roger Ball two, go weapons hot.
Butt two, fox one, fire!

...

I don't know what the hell I just typed"

And people are shot or bombed after exchanges like that every day.
 
2011-06-25 06:57:49 AM
I was told there would be no math chemistry!
 
2011-06-25 07:31:03 AM

iamrex: "Me and my other friend that was writing her chem too, like we both, like our minds went totally blank after that. And so hopefully that doesn't affect us with our marks,"

Slow news day?


Sounds more like Aly needs to concentrate more on her grammar and stentence structure in her speaking voice. I know I'm not perfect, but that is atrocious

/I thought you were better than this Canada?
 
2011-06-25 07:39:15 AM
I'm kind of ashamed to admit that I'm way too bothered by how unbalanced that equation is.
 
2011-06-25 07:41:03 AM

unalivezombie: As someone that just a chem test, I'm not getting a kick. The headline is nowhere near balanced properly.


Came for this, leaving satisfied.

/Had a chemistry class
//hated it.
 
2011-06-25 07:52:54 AM

Savage Belief: Sounds more like Aly needs to concentrate more on her grammar and sentence structure in her speaking voice. I know I'm not perfect, but that is atrocious

/I thought you were better than this Canada?


Some of us suffer from American pop-culture exposure. Jersey Shore, I has a bucket, etc.
 
2011-06-25 08:02:16 AM
I found that headline extremely funny subby!!!!!!

/ Yes I am a total nerd
 
2011-06-25 08:07:31 AM

Savage Belief: iamrex: "Me and my other friend that was writing her chem too, like we both, like our minds went totally blank after that. And so hopefully that doesn't affect us with our marks,"

Slow news day?

Sounds more like Aly needs to concentrate more on her grammar and stentence structure in her speaking voice. I know I'm not perfect, but that is atrocious

/I thought you were better than this Canada?


www.popcrunch.com
 
2011-06-25 08:08:21 AM
That news thingie was like totally sick.
 
2011-06-25 08:08:21 AM

ghostfacekillahrabbit: Cake Hunter: "Butt four, form on my wing.
Roger, Penis two, Butt four, inbound.
Penis two, Ball two requesting weapons hot.
Roger Ball two, go weapons hot.
Butt two, fox one, fire!

...

I don't know what the hell I just typed"

And people are shot or bombed after exchanges like that every day.


Yeah, brown people.
 
2011-06-25 08:15:45 AM
www.joblo.com

/are you paying attention, class? class?
 
2011-06-25 08:42:19 AM
Good thing he didn't interrupt a calculus exam.
 
2011-06-25 08:42:23 AM

Warchild: haemaker: What's a BUTT₄?

To poop out of, silly.


We have a winner.

Thread should have been over after this post.
 
2011-06-25 09:07:03 AM
Maybe something more like:

BUTT₄ + 2 PENIS₂ + BALLS₂ → BUTT₂ + 2 (BUTT₂PENIS₂)+BALLS₂ + BUTT₂ +energy

...If I have my charges correct. I don't recall a valence for balls. I think they're a noble gas.
 
2011-06-25 09:12:00 AM

Origin_of_the_Feces:

/Had a chemistry class
//hated it.


The first couple suck. After that it gets really fun. It's truly a crime the way the teach lower level chemistry.
 
2011-06-25 09:13:41 AM

Warchild: haemaker: What's a BUTT₄?

To poop out of, silly.


I salute you
 
2011-06-25 09:15:35 AM
BUTT₄ + 2 PENIS₂ + BALLS₂ + BUTT₂ → 2 (BUTT₂PENIS₂)+BALLS₂ + BUTT₂ +energy

ftfm
 
2011-06-25 09:17:14 AM

unalivezombie: As someone that just a chem test, I'm not getting a kick. The headline is nowhere near balanced properly.


If you just a chem test, then who was phone?
 
2011-06-25 09:18:47 AM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Maybe something more like:

BUTT₄ + 2 PENIS₂ + BALLS₂ → BUTT₂ + 2 (BUTT₂PENIS₂)+BALLS₂ + BUTT₂ +energy

...If I have my charges correct. I don't recall a valence for balls. I think they're a noble gas.


I dunno, mine react with just about anything.
 
2011-06-25 09:28:06 AM
Hanna, Alberta - home of Nickelback (seriously) - explains a lot about the streaker and the grammar.
 
2011-06-25 09:36:16 AM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: BUTT₄ + 2 PENIS₂ + BALLS₂ + BUTT₂ → 2 (BUTT₂PENIS₂)+BALLS₂ + BUTT₂ +energy


Looks like the BUTT₂ is just acting as a catalyst...with all that entails.
 
2011-06-25 09:41:41 AM
Don't look, Ethyl!
 
2011-06-25 09:45:34 AM
Poor Aly better hope she's better at, like, chemistry than she is, like at, you know her English are.
 
2011-06-25 09:45:39 AM

joewhite: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: BUTT₄ + 2 PENIS₂ + BALLS₂ + BUTT₂ → 2 (BUTT₂PENIS₂)+BALLS₂ + BUTT₂ +energy


Looks like the BUTT₂ is just acting as a catalyst...with all that entails.


I think you're right. It certainly wasn't consumed.
 
2011-06-25 09:57:48 AM
Back in 1988 I was taking a final in a class called The African Storyteller at UW-Madison when a bunch of students (from another university, it turns out) interrupted the class by running through the lecture hall and doing other disruptive things. Made the paper and everything (racism was supposedly a motivator). There was a class action lawsuit and I remember getting a check for $40 a couple years later. I'm pretty sure I bought beer with that $40.
 
2011-06-25 09:58:28 AM
Fubegra
Don't look, Ethyl!

You magnificent bastard!!!
 
2011-06-25 10:12:27 AM

Fubegra: Don't look, Ethyl!


But it was too late, she'd done been oxidized!
 
2011-06-25 10:17:18 AM
That's a lot of butt for a high school chemistry course. I didn't learn much about penis-butt reactions until college.
 
2011-06-25 11:16:25 AM
This headline is a joke about Chemistry? No wonder I don't get it.
 
2011-06-25 11:25:26 AM
I hated taking chemistry. Thanks for the flashback, assmitter.
 
2011-06-25 11:54:55 AM

SpaceButler: That's a lot of butt for a high school chemistry course. I didn't learn much about penis-butt reactions until college.


Those problems become much, much easier when you discover that women never poop and the hole there is just for teh buttsecks.
 
2011-06-25 12:44:33 PM
More students would take (and pass) chem if the equations were like this.
 
2011-06-25 01:28:58 PM
HEADLINE OF THE YEAR, RIGHT HEAH
 
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