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2011-06-24 10:59:06 PM
this thread is worth less without a pic of the girl or the beach.

seriously, was he at the beach?
why was she near a nude beach?
if he's not erect,
do not direct
 
2011-06-24 11:21:01 PM
......................
 
2011-06-24 11:56:40 PM
Your wrong subby. He was undressed for the occasion

/rim shot
//i will be here all week
 
2011-06-25 12:23:50 AM
Guess blowing the call on the end of the world sent him over the edge of the world
 
2011-06-25 12:36:42 AM

Roller Bob: Your wrong subby. He was undressed for the occasion

/rim shot
//i will be here all week


It was his wrong, although apparently he was wearing a top of some kind.
 
2011-06-25 12:39:17 AM
Good thing he wasn't going to the meat packing district.
 
2011-06-25 12:41:04 AM
If you see a man's penis unexpectedly you are a "victim." If I was to walk to a woman's car and get a nice vagina shot, I would call myself "lucky."
 
2011-06-25 12:41:19 AM

JasonOfOrillia: Roller Bob: Your wrong subby. He was undressed for the occasion

/rim shot
//i will be here all week

It was his wong, although apparently he was wearing a top of some kind.


FTFY
 
2011-06-25 12:41:31 AM
FTA: "Sheriff's officials said he told the woman and the girl to get in the van with him. They did not. "


Are you sure this happened in Florida?


FTA: "Hulgan also is president of Best View productions, a video company that has shot footage of high school sports and cheerleading, local pageants and competitive cheer and dance competitions throughout the Jefferson and Shelby county areas, according to his website. Hulgan's website also said he is the manager of Briarwood Church Video Ministry."


Did the cops ask to see his hard drive?
 
2011-06-25 12:42:37 AM
Literally, penis goes where?
 
2011-06-25 12:44:11 AM
Underneath our clothes we are all naked.
 
2011-06-25 12:44:20 AM
Ah yes, the old-fashioned Palm Sundae.
 
2011-06-25 12:47:13 AM
seem to remember that up in New York, is you can have sex in a vehicle and the people walking by are expected to ignore it.

/quit using my vehicles windows to look in you perverts!!!!!!
//Oh right, he had the window down, so it's an obvious crime then.
///that stick shift sure looks like a penis and his pecker is out too.
 
2011-06-25 12:49:16 AM
Is it wrong that at this point in my life, if someone tells me they run anything with the word "Christian" in it... I just pretty much assume they are a huge pervert and hide my kids from them?
 
2011-06-25 12:49:28 AM
Who cares? There is no victim here.
 
2011-06-25 12:50:16 AM

Farker T: FTA: "Hulgan also is president of Best View productions, a video company that has shot footage of high school sports and cheerleading, local pageants and competitive cheer and dance competitions throughout the Jefferson and Shelby county areas, according to his website. Hulgan's website also said he is the manager of Briarwood Church Video Ministry."


From his site(linked in the article):

bestviewvideo.net
 
2011-06-25 12:50:38 AM
What is the Florida tag not good enough for you subby.
 
2011-06-25 12:56:22 AM
Wait, wait, wait...

There's a minimum age to give directions?
 
2011-06-25 01:02:19 AM
-from the number of times stuff like this happens, is it safe to assume that sometimes it works?
 
2011-06-25 01:06:39 AM

Amigajoe: -from the number of times stuff like this happens, is it safe to assume that sometimes it works?



It does on the porn websites I visit.
 
2011-06-25 01:07:26 AM
Not a real christian in 3,2,1...


/ Bbbut Adam and Eve...
 
2011-06-25 01:09:35 AM
"Is it wrong that at this point in my life, if someone tells me they run anything with the word "Christian" in it... I just pretty much assume they are a huge pervert and hide my kids from them?"

Just like anyone wanting to lose weight should run from dieting because so many have failed at it.
 
2011-06-25 01:10:32 AM
Gotta assume he thought it was an underaged boy.
 
2011-06-25 01:10:46 AM

Need Help Soonish: Is it wrong that at this point in my life, if someone tells me they run anything with the word "Christian" in it... I just pretty much assume they are a huge pervert and hide my kids from them?


Considering ALL Christians are either child molesters and rapists, corrupt thieves, or severely brainwashed by those who are, it sounds like you are just a good parent
 
2011-06-25 01:11:21 AM
Amigajoe [TotalFark] Quote 2011-06-25 01:02:19 AM
-from the number of times stuff like this happens, is it safe to assume that sometimes it works?


Judging from how women's atitudes and brain works in regards to sex and how almost any average looking or better girl doesnt have to work too hard to get laid, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say "no".

Reverse the genders of characters in this story and far different result.
 
2011-06-25 01:13:24 AM

The Angry Hand of God: If you see a man's penis unexpectedly you are a "victim." If I was to walk to a woman's car and get a nice vagina shot, I would call myself "lucky."


I think that's more of a comment on what his junk looks like.

/boom!
 
2011-06-25 01:16:31 AM
Remember, he belongs to the "religion of peace".
 
2011-06-25 01:18:37 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Underneath our clothes we are all naked.


So we're all actually transvestite's ?
 
2011-06-25 01:20:25 AM
comedy gold

comments- As these main line protestant denominations stray further and further from Christianity their numbers will continue to decrease.



Its pretty much to the point that if your child gets raped by a priest or religious leader of any kind, you as a parent should be automatically charged for endangering the welfare of a minor
 
2011-06-25 01:20:34 AM

haemaker: Wait, wait, wait...

There's a minimum age to give directions?


This deserves recognition for it shows that haemaker has a brain of great wit and wisdom.
 
2011-06-25 01:21:15 AM
She is 15? I am sure she has see a penis before.
 
2011-06-25 01:24:58 AM
Any guy who is not a parent who is videotaping cheerleaders is usually considered pretty suspicious, and in this case it sounds like it is warranted.

// it's guys like this that ruin it for all us non-perverts who like to videotape high-school cheerleaders
 
2011-06-25 01:27:34 AM
jabelar Quote 2011-06-25 01:24:58 AM
Any guy who is not a parent who is videotaping cheerleaders is usually considered pretty suspicious, and in this case it sounds like it is warranted.

// it's guys like this that ruin it for all us non-perverts who like to videotape high-school cheerleaders


I'm a bit fuzzy on what "high school cheerleaders" are. Could someone post some pictures of "high school cheerleaders" so I could understand more? Thanks.
 
2011-06-25 01:29:30 AM

RandomExcess: She is 15? I am sure she has see a penis before.


Only if she couldn't outrun her father.
 
2011-06-25 01:30:56 AM

SirEattonHogg: jabelar Quote 2011-06-25 01:24:58 AM
Any guy who is not a parent who is videotaping cheerleaders is usually considered pretty suspicious, and in this case it sounds like it is warranted.

// it's guys like this that ruin it for all us non-perverts who like to videotape high-school cheerleaders

I'm a bit fuzzy on what "high school cheerleaders" are. Could someone post some pictures of "high school cheerleaders" so I could understand more? Thanks.


also, videotapes.
 
2011-06-25 01:31:00 AM
FTFA: The general manager of Briarwood Presbyterian Church's radio station faces charges of lewd and lascivious behavior after Florida authorities said he propositioned a teen girl and another woman in Seagrove Beach Wednesday, all while he was naked from the waist down.

Now them's the kind of true family values one might expect from a Church radio guy.

A 15 year old and a 23 year old...Whoo Hoo!
 
2011-06-25 01:33:00 AM

Need Help Soonish: Is it wrong that at this point in my life, if someone tells me they run anything with the word "Christian" in it... I just pretty much assume they are a huge pervert and hide my kids from them?


Nah, you're more likely to find unregulated perverts outside any organized religion. People in the US who call themselves "Christian" without identifying a faith are usually not affiliated with anybody.

On the flip-side, the largest Christian denomination in the US are the Catholics, so take that with a grain of salt.

/only one of those offers a target to sue
//obviously
 
2011-06-25 01:56:00 AM
We should start listing the religious beliefs of everyone who commits a crime. If you're going to do it for Christians you should do it for everyone else. Only fair.
 
2011-06-25 02:04:11 AM

Mija: We should start listing the religious beliefs of everyone who commits a crime. If you're going to do it for Christians you should do it for everyone else. Only fair.



I think that's a capital idea.
 
2011-06-25 02:04:44 AM

SirEattonHogg: jabelar Quote 2011-06-25 01:24:58 AM
Any guy who is not a parent who is videotaping cheerleaders is usually considered pretty suspicious, and in this case it sounds like it is warranted.

// it's guys like this that ruin it for all us non-perverts who like to videotape high-school cheerleaders

I'm a bit fuzzy on what "high school cheerleaders" are. Could someone post some pictures of "high school cheerleaders" so I could understand more? Thanks.


Here is you High school cheerleader.

1.bp.blogspot.com

/Hot as the girl.....not!
 
2011-06-25 02:10:39 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Guess blowing the call on the end of the world sent him over the edge of the world


See! They let gays marry and already it's happening!
 
2011-06-25 02:12:17 AM
Is there in fact a nude beach anywhere on the Floriduh panhandle? I thought the only nude beach was down near the tip, I mean, the southern end.
 
2011-06-25 02:15:17 AM

Mija: We should start listing the religious beliefs of everyone who commits a crime. If you're going to do it for Christians you should do it for everyone else. Only fair.


Dude, it's not just that this guy is a Christian, he is the General Manager of one of those "Bible thumping" Church radio stations that undoubtedly goes on and on about morals and such.

It's about the hypocrisy!
 
2011-06-25 02:18:23 AM
i for one am not impressed ... not at all
 
2011-06-25 02:19:44 AM
According to the police report the girls reported "At first we thought he was crazy but then we could clearly see his nuts."
 
2011-06-25 02:22:48 AM
Honestly, after reading TFA, I don't see where he should get a felony charge.

According to some locals, there IS a nude beach fairly close to where he was, and I don't think that enjoying being naked should be a crime.

Hell, he probably didn't even know that one of the two girls was 15 (the other being 23). I've seen a fair share of 20+ year olds that look like they're 14, and 14 year olds that could easily pass for 20.
 
2011-06-25 02:23:33 AM

Kurmudgeon: "Is it wrong that at this point in my life, if someone tells me they run anything with the word "Christian" in it... I just pretty much assume they are a huge pervert and hide my kids from them?"

Just like anyone wanting to lose weight should run from dieting because so many have failed at it.


The word you're looking for is hypocrite. Someone who claims to be dieting should not have an IV drip of gravy and a constant stream of lard being scooped into their gaping maw. If I claim to be a christian, I am imposing a set of beliefs on myself, including:
"Mk. 9-42 And whosoever shall offend one of these little ones that believe in me, it is better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and he were cast into the sea."


/but hey, Jesus loves him, right?
 
2011-06-25 02:35:27 AM

DigitalDirt: Here is you High school cheerleader.


i182.photobucket.com
 
2011-06-25 02:52:40 AM
This guy is a creep, no two ways about it, if the charges are proven. As for me, I am a silly fool who still thinks chivalry still exist in this world somewhere, but even then, I am careful whom I offer a lift to or not. If it's some old lady stranded because her car died and it's pretty obvious it's not some stupid set up by crooks or cops, equally as awful, fine, need a lift lady? No hanky panky going on there. However, if it appears to be a an accident and no officers are on the scene, for example, weird right, I won't even stop to offer a glass of water. This guy is just a creep. The nudity thing is fine in my opinion, just keep it where it's permitted, okay.

/Am I a prude or just a little hardened over the years?
 
2011-06-25 02:58:56 AM

Lsherm: Need Help Soonish:
On the flip-side, the largest Christian denomination in the US are the Catholics, so take that with a grain of salt.


And counting. HIspanics are overwhelmingly Catholic, about 68 %, and tend to have families about 25% larger than the average American family. This means that the numbers and percentage of Hispanics in the US population continues to rapidly increase. Just between 2000 and 2010, Hispanic numbers increased about 43%, that is from 35.30M to to 50.47M. The problem is not any particular ethnic group per se, but rather any group, race and culture aside, in which it appears large population increases are a characteristic. During the current existential crisis of global overpopulation and warming, how can a group argue reasonably in favor of large families? Back to Hispanics for a moment, the problem isn't even tied to them, most likely. Their high birthrate is likely from following a Roman Catholic tradition of endorsing large families, presumably to increase the faithful. If so, the Vatican would do better to stop seeking glee in growing numbers through birthrates, and instead seek validation by encouraging responsible family size. That's necessary for a reasonable quality of life on a planet running out of resources.
 
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