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(Nola.com)   According to police, the murderer was wearing a big gob of MS Paint on his head   (nola.com ) divider line
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14766 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Jun 2011 at 1:24 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2011-06-24 08:42:41 PM  
God damn I was NOT expecting that. Hilarious.
 
2011-06-24 08:54:29 PM  
They should be ashamed to release that, talk about quick and dirty.
 
2011-06-24 09:56:31 PM  
I got a good belly laugh from that. Thanks, subby.
 
2011-06-24 10:04:57 PM  
I could have done a better job with Wooly Willy
 
2011-06-24 10:05:04 PM  
Holy fark that is hilarious. I don't know what I was expecting but that wasn't it.
 
2011-06-24 10:08:32 PM  
NOPD is really pulling out all the stops to catch this one.
 
2011-06-24 10:29:03 PM  
He may have further altered his appearance, be on the look out:

i798.photobucket.com

i798.photobucket.com
 
2011-06-24 10:29:10 PM  
sketch? lol
 
2011-06-24 10:35:51 PM  

violentsalvation: He may have further altered his appearance, be on the look out:


I loled
 
2011-06-24 10:37:56 PM  
was the MS Paint pointing a gun at Photoshop, while Photoshop was saying "OMFG!"?
 
2011-06-24 10:54:20 PM  
RUN HEAMER! THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU!
 
2011-06-25 12:03:09 AM  
i25.photobucket.com
 
2011-06-25 12:11:50 AM  

violentsalvation: He may have further altered his appearance, be on the look out:


Last spotted stalking Adam Savage:

a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2011-06-25 12:55:55 AM  

Sensei Can You See: violentsalvation: He may have further altered his appearance, be on the look out:

Last spotted stalking Adam Savage:


HA HA HA
 
2011-06-25 01:27:14 AM  

violentsalvation: Sensei Can You See: violentsalvation: He may have further altered his appearance, be on the look out:

Last spotted stalking Adam Savage:

HA HA HA


Photoshop tennis anyone?
 
2011-06-25 01:29:09 AM  
Link is farked...are these mirrors?
 
2011-06-25 01:33:44 AM  
Suspect is HATFUL. Repeat, HATFUL.
 
2011-06-25 01:34:47 AM  
That's a sketch?
 
2011-06-25 01:35:23 AM  

Sensei Can You See: violentsalvation: He may have further altered his appearance, be on the look out:

Last spotted stalking Adam Savage:


Winner is you!
 
2011-06-25 01:35:56 AM  

Sensei Can You See: violentsalvation: He may have further altered his appearance, be on the look out:

Last spotted stalking Adam Savage:


Damn dude, the funniest thing I've seen on the intertubes this year and No Voting! You owe me a keyboard and a cat (i'll explain later)

a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2011-06-25 01:38:31 AM  
images3.wikia.nocookie.net

seen leaving the crime scene
 
2011-06-25 01:41:04 AM  
Sixth and Daneel is not too far from Handa Wanda. Second and Dryades is holy ground.
 
2011-06-25 01:43:53 AM  
uptownmessenger.com (new window)

New Orleans PD sure does love their MS Paint.
 
2011-06-25 01:45:22 AM  

BlueJay206: Link is farked...are these mirrors?


Glad I saved the photo.

This is the original straight from the website.

i52.photobucket.com
 
2011-06-25 01:50:27 AM  
media.nola.com (new window)

Ha. Here's another NOPD ms paint job.
 
2011-06-25 01:50:45 AM  
i561.photobucket.com
 
2011-06-25 01:54:45 AM  

Meatzilla: (new window)

Ha. Here's another NOPD ms paint job.


Dude, just click here (new window) for the mega load. HOLY CRAP
 
2011-06-25 01:55:29 AM  
Police describe him as a black man with a dark complexion in his mid-20's, around 5-foot-6 and weighing around 260 pounds

They should have MS painted in chunks of pork and donut stuck to his face.
 
2011-06-25 01:56:23 AM  

Ed Willy: violentsalvation: Sensei Can You See: violentsalvation: He may have further altered his appearance, be on the look out:

Last spotted stalking Adam Savage:

HA HA HA

Photoshop MS Paint tennis anyone?

 
2011-06-25 01:58:01 AM  

styckx: Meatzilla: (new window)

Ha. Here's another NOPD ms paint job.

Dude, just click here (new window) for the mega load. HOLY CRAP


www.wbrz.com

This is helpful.
 
2011-06-25 01:58:14 AM  

violentsalvation: They should be ashamed to release that, talk about quick and dirty.


This is the New Orleans Police Department. From what I've heard, they make the LAPD look loike choirboys. They do not know the meaning of the word shame.
 
2011-06-25 01:59:32 AM  
i676.photobucket.com

I finally feel talented!
 
2011-06-25 02:00:28 AM  
media.nola.com

Suspect was last seen as a background character in Half-life.
 
2011-06-25 02:05:33 AM  

House of Tards: Suspect was last seen as a background character in Half-life.


And now I can't un-see it.

styckx: BlueJay206: Link is farked...are these mirrors?

Glad I saved the photo.

This is the original straight from the website.


Awesome. Thanks!

This thread = full of win
 
2011-06-25 02:48:57 AM  
www.nytmare.org
 
2011-06-25 02:52:25 AM  
Epic.
 
2011-06-25 02:59:25 AM  

violentsalvation: He may have further altered his appearance, be on the look out:


He's Obert the nerd: always has been, always will be.
 
2011-06-25 03:00:05 AM  
NOPD sketch artist?
www.doobybrain.com
 
2011-06-25 03:15:18 AM  
This brings "capping that ass" to a whole new level.
 
2011-06-25 03:47:19 AM  
nytmare:

I was going to make a silly generic comment like "That's a really detailed sketch except for that top part," but your post has too much win to ignore. Congratulations, you magnificent bastard!
 
2011-06-25 04:08:23 AM  
Actually, that's the new hair style in the Afro-Ameri community. They stopped getting braids because it makes them go bald. It's basically just spray on hair.
 
2011-06-25 04:29:16 AM  

siyuntz: I got a good belly laugh from that. Thanks, subby.


yea! it's hilarious when someone you don't know is murdered.

/try to get with the whole 'humanity' thing. please?
 
2011-06-25 04:45:42 AM  
I can't even read the comments. My back hurts already and laughing makes it worse. Just the pictures here are killing me.
 
2011-06-25 05:06:42 AM  
chicagoist.com

//Suspect is a penis. Repeat suspect is a penis.
 
2011-06-25 05:16:29 AM  
These are insane. Somebody seriously gets paid to make these?`
 
2011-06-25 05:44:41 AM  

Finger51: siyuntz: I got a good belly laugh from that. Thanks, subby.

yea! it's hilarious when someone you don't know is murdered.

/try to get with the whole 'humanity' thing. please?


Laughter relieves tension. Tension can kill you. So laughing at tragedy is useful. That's why men laugh hardest when another man gets hit in the balls. Women don't really have that tension to release.

And we can all laugh when someone does something silly like fall into a hole.

And we need to laugh the most when someone dies. If you don't laugh at death, you're causing yourself undue stress. Laugh in the reaper's face and tell him "Not today."

Gallows humor: the mark of the well adjusted adult.
 
2011-06-25 05:44:49 AM  
fark! Clu's plan is succeeding!
 
2011-06-25 06:23:16 AM  
Better...

dtdstudios.com
 
2011-06-25 07:04:02 AM  
blog.nola.com
 
2011-06-25 07:24:40 AM  
Came for Heamer.
Leaving satisfied.

wait.... :-/
 
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