Not a lot of people know that Barney the Dinosaur originally tried to break into the entertainment business in the early 1940's. Trying his hand at drama, he auditioned for the role of Brigid O'Shaughnessy opposite Humphrey Bogart in "The Maltese Falcon". The following is an original recording of his screentest. This is the final scene of the script, in which Bogart confronts Ms O'Shaughnessy about the murder of his partner, Miles Archer. In spite of his love for her, he chooses to turn her in to the authorities.

Barney Screentest - "The Maltese Falcon"

Sweet Gnasche! Quality! I'm not even gonna bother trying this one...I'm 0wN3r3d!

In an interrogation room in East Germany (940 kb)

Oh well... it was fun making it.

I did this one a few years ago as a project to make Bharni sound as messed up as I could. It turned into this frothing abyss of pure evil! You have 2 sites to obtain it from:



Zipped Version, Fast Server, but limited monthly bandwidth (633k)

or Non-Zipped, Crappy, slow Server, but unlimited bandwidth. (656k)

Here's my attempt.. :)

Spookey Barney Mp3

Here's another one.. :)

Abattoir of Barney


(Click Music)

I love you, you love me, who are we kidding this is fark.

thanks for reminding me of the BEST anti-barney story in the world:

THE DAY OF THE BARNEY:
http://www.halcyon.com/mclain/barney.html

i hadn't read this in years