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(azfamily.com)   If standing naked while you masturbate in front of a bar at closing time won't pull chicks, I don't know what will   (azfamily.com) divider line 40
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2011-06-21 10:59:28 PM
Jeez... I don't know what's wrong with chicks these days. They musta been prudes or something.
 
2011-06-21 11:51:40 PM
I don't know what's wrong with you, but when I do this I have to beat the chicks off with a stick.
 
2011-06-22 12:43:54 AM
Dad?
 
2011-06-22 12:54:00 AM
If that's wrong, I don't want to be right
 
2011-06-22 01:17:40 AM
Are cartoon butts NSFW? (new window)


Also, if you squint at his mugshot, it kinda looks like a beardless Chuck Norris.
 
2011-06-22 03:24:14 AM
Registered Sex Offender trifecta, Level 3. Or is that redundant?
 
2011-06-22 03:29:47 AM

ongbok: I don't know what's wrong with you, but when I do this I have to beat the chicks off with a stick.


How often do you beat chicks off?
 
2011-06-22 03:31:31 AM
No thanks, last time I did that I got a ticket for wanton display of a dead weapon.
 
2011-06-22 03:34:43 AM

Pribar: No thanks, last time I did that I got a ticket for wanton display of a dead weapon.


Well next time try getting it up first!

/I'm on a roll!
 
2011-06-22 03:40:07 AM

T-Luv: Pribar: No thanks, last time I did that I got a ticket for wanton display of a dead weapon.

Well next time try getting it up first!

/I'm on a roll!


Easy for you to say now, give it a few years, when I was young I had to wedge my pecker under a wagon spoke to keep from peeing in my face, now I gotta drape it over a spoke to keep from peeing on my shoes.
 
2011-06-22 03:52:45 AM

T-Luv: ongbok: I don't know what's wrong with you, but when I do this I have to beat the chicks off with a stick.

How often do you beat chicks off?


More often than you can shake a stick at.
 
2011-06-22 03:53:25 AM

100wmarshall: Jeez... I don't know what's wrong with chicks these days. They musta been prudes or something.


The guy had a small penis, only explanation why it wouldn't work. Or they were dykes!
 
2011-06-22 03:57:42 AM

jingks: T-Luv: ongbok: I don't know what's wrong with you, but when I do this I have to beat the chicks off with a stick.

How often do you beat chicks off?

More often than you can shake a stick at.


Odds are, that if you are beating a chick off, it's not a chick.
 
2011-06-22 04:04:06 AM
If you can't pull chicks, pull pud. Right?
 
2011-06-22 04:04:57 AM

ongbok: I don't know what's wrong with you, but when I do this I have to beat the chicks off with a stick.



Interesting. I've always used my fingers.
 
2011-06-22 04:05:22 AM
Average Tuesday? DNRTFA
 
2011-06-22 04:09:51 AM
frickin' ugly is what it is.
 
2011-06-22 04:18:49 AM
Just because The Bruins won The Stanley Cup this year still isn't an excuse for pulling your goalie.
 
2011-06-22 04:22:21 AM
Must a been Lesbians.


/ and I like the nightstick shaped bruise on his left cheek. The cop must have a decent forehand swing.
 
2011-06-22 04:28:12 AM
Did you remember to moan obnoxiously loudly and make creepy eye contact with the women? That's should be the clincher!
 
2011-06-22 04:28:21 AM
I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce.

J. Edgar Hoover
 
2011-06-22 04:31:53 AM
Cock, pullet, chicks, choking...too many jokes, not enough motivation...
 
2011-06-22 04:43:19 AM
i.imgur.com

Of course he was naked.

Do you know how hot it is in the Phoenix area right now? Not only is it June, but they have an excessive heat warning.
 
2011-06-22 05:42:27 AM

jingks: 100wmarshall: Jeez... I don't know what's wrong with chicks these days. They musta been prudes or something.

The guy had a small penis, only explanation why it wouldn't work. Or they were dykes!


Yep, that must be it, because otherwise he's a real keeper.
 
2011-06-22 06:05:25 AM
Pub Nuts?
 
2011-06-22 06:09:35 AM

ongbok: I don't know what's wrong with you, but when I do this I have to beat the chicks off with a stick.


I prefer beating off on chicks with my stick, but whatever.
 
2011-06-22 06:53:46 AM

Spiralmonkey: jingks: 100wmarshall: Jeez... I don't know what's wrong with chicks these days. They musta been prudes or something.

The guy had a small penis, only explanation why it wouldn't work. Or they were dykes!

Yep, that must be it, because otherwise he's a real keeper.


Yeah, who wouldn't want a guy who's that proud of his shortcomings?

/David Niven, you are missed
 
2011-06-22 08:21:06 AM
this is relevant to my fetish interests.
 
2011-06-22 08:42:27 AM
Closing time

Time for you to go outside and pull your pud out in the street

Closing time

Waiting for the girls to leave the bar so you can go beat your meat

I know who I want to take me home....
 
2011-06-22 08:43:56 AM

The Mind Boggles: this is relevant to my fetish interests.


As a man with a hand in his pants, I'm getting a kick our of your reply
 
2011-06-22 08:47:40 AM

SuperChuck: The Mind Boggles: this is relevant to my fetish interests.

As a man with a hand in his pants, I'm getting a kick our of your reply


i got 2 more hands for you, if you'd like the help.

/what? i'm doing a good deed.
 
2011-06-22 08:55:08 AM
I wonder at what point in history an unknown old guy dropping trou in front of young women was considered a viable reproduction technique. There just can't have been too many success stories.
 
2011-06-22 08:55:42 AM

The Mind Boggles: SuperChuck: The Mind Boggles: this is relevant to my fetish interests.

As a man with a hand in his pants, I'm getting a kick our of your reply

i got 2 more hands for you, if you'd like the help.

/what? i'm doing a good deed.


Sure! There's always room for more.

/roomy pants
 
2011-06-22 08:57:05 AM
If you go by the Master Shake school of thought, they are all lesbians.
 
2011-06-22 09:01:44 AM
HA! Moby Grape's "Naked if I Want To" came up on my playlist the exact second I clicked on the link.
 
2011-06-22 10:58:26 AM
It won't pull chicks. But it will pull a dick.
 
2011-06-22 11:37:12 AM
It depends how you look.

If you look like Ernest Borgnine's fatter, more hirsute kid brother, then NO.

If you look like Hugh Jackman seven years ago, then yeah... You might have some luck.
 
2011-06-22 12:54:43 PM
Maybe if he combed his hair, shaved and put on a clean shirt?
 
2011-06-22 12:57:42 PM

The Mind Boggles: this is relevant to my fetish interests.


You have a Masturbating In Front Of A Bar fetish? We can work with this.

EIP
 
2011-06-22 01:53:37 PM
Steve Spurrier has fallen on hard times
 
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