"ZOMG!! PONY SPOOGE!!!!"

"Why yes, of course I'm sure it's from a horse... where else would it be from?"

"Herd of women gallop to take horse-semen shots" would be my take on it.

Apple-infused horse semen shots? More like Dapple-infused horse semen shots.

Photo of what whores semen shots might look like.

And that ladies and gentlemen is how i got horse herpes...on my bottom.

Love the "Anything to sell papers" comments in the article.

namatad: /women, evidently, they will put ANYTHING in their mouth and swallow.

Not all women, but you know the women who drank that stuff will.

Pretty much answers the question, "do you swallow?" Take your date to this pub, and if she goes for the shots, you've got a winner.

*tries to resist urge to post Big Macintosh porn*

oh look, i failed (nsfw, duh) (new window)/

Some great ideas start with people calling them crazy. If we listened to those people we wouldn't have funny cat pics on the interwebs.

And the few guys who decided to "man-up" and try it said it was FABULOUS.

NTTAWWT

JonnyBGoode: Pretty much answers the question, "do you swallow?" Take your date to this pub, and if she goes for the shots, you've got a winner.

Seriously? If my date drank Dobbin's baby gravy, that'd be the end of the date and the end of our dating. That is some f*cked-up, repugnant sh*t right there. Even if you don't go for it yourself, unless she's using sulphuric acid and bleach for mouthwash, you're gonna get mouth-raped by the horse next time she freedom kisses you.

In what way is this not bestiality?

this is some japan type shiat. wtf guys. wtf.

Subliterati: Seriously? If my date drank Dobbin's baby gravy, that'd be the end of the date and the end of our dating. That is some f*cked-up, repugnant sh*t right there. Even

Holy crap, calm down dude. Ever hear of rocky mountain oysters? Or frikkin milk?

Frankly, I'd be put off if my date *wouldn't* try it. Not wanting it fresh from the source (equine or otherwise) is one thing, but not wanting it after it's mixed with apple flavoring and served in a glass in a nice restaurant *just* because it's semen is downright prudish.

/not trolling.

Hey, ladies, there's a simpler methodology. Take a number, line forms to the right......

dookdookdook: Subliterati: Seriously? If my date drank Dobbin's baby gravy, that'd be the end of the date and the end of our dating. That is some f*cked-up, repugnant sh*t right there. Even

Holy crap, calm down dude. Ever hear of rocky mountain oysters? Or frikkin milk?

Frankly, I'd be put off if my date *wouldn't* try it. Not wanting it fresh from the source (equine or otherwise) is one thing, but not wanting it after it's mixed with apple flavoring and served in a glass in a nice restaurant *just* because it's semen is downright prudish.

/not trolling.


You can go ahead and call me a prude then, but I wouldn't drink it because of one simple reason, semen tastes foul. I don't see too many guys in a rush to swallow some of the old pearl jam just for the flavour either. If you like it then consider yourself lucky, there is a never ending supply of the stuff.

FTFA: 20 vials of semen

more like VILE

KamelRed: Wat. The. fark.

give me doughnuts: So you've been blowing horses for how long?

clickyclicky (probably sfw) (new window)

dookdookdook: but not wanting it after it's mixed with apple flavoring and served in a glass in a nice restaurant *just* because it's semen is downright prudish.

Wow - how could I have been so wrong? Your incisive reasoning, a few drops of artificial apple, and a nice place setting has managed to transmute drinking pony spunk into an epicurean adventure. That's some real Last Supper mojo, big man.

You have to draw the line somewhere and I feel that the species boundary is a nice, clearly-defined line. Prudish? Just a label.

Subliterati: Wow - how could I have been so wrong? Your incisive reasoning, a few drops of artificial apple, and a nice place setting has managed to transmute drinking pony spunk into an epicurean adventure.

It's just another animal product like milk or meat. You choose to stigmatize it because it comes from the genitals, and americans tend to consider anything even remotely connected to sex taboo, no matter how liberal they claim to be.

Prudish? Just a label.

Exactly. AFAIC, you're free to draw your line wherever you like, as long as you admit it's an arbitrary one.

Subliterati: dookdookdook: but not wanting it after it's mixed with apple flavoring and served in a glass in a nice restaurant *just* because it's semen is downright prudish.

Wow - how could I have been so wrong? Your incisive reasoning, a few drops of artificial apple, and a nice place setting has managed to transmute drinking pony spunk into an epicurean adventure. That's some real Last Supper mojo, big man.

You have to draw the line somewhere and I feel that the species boundary is a nice, clearly-defined line. Prudish? Just a label.


That is nothing, you should hear his opinions on condiments made from goat urine. It is the addition of a pinch of basil that makes all the difference.

My ex worked at a farm where they extracted horse semen. She got fired for drinking on the job.

From wiki: "Basic amines such as putrescine, spermine, spermidine and cadaverine are responsible for the smell and flavor of semen." Putrescine and cadaverine are two compounds which are largely responsible for the foul odor of putrefying flesh. I am not convinced that those ingredients can lead to a delicious beverage. Admittedly that is for human seminal fluid, I wasn't about to go searching for information on how equine ejaculate tastes.

Fair_Poopsmith: No, Mr. Connery, that's "the four horsemen."

Very very niiiiiiice!

Ryan Dunn did and look what happened to him!

/too soon?

dookdookdook: Subliterati: Seriously? If my date drank Dobbin's baby gravy, that'd be the end of the date and the end of our dating. That is some f*cked-up, repugnant sh*t right there. Even

Holy crap, calm down dude. Ever hear of rocky mountain oysters? Or frikkin milk?

Frankly, I'd be put off if my date *wouldn't* try it. Not wanting it fresh from the source (equine or otherwise) is one thing, but not wanting it after it's mixed with apple flavoring and served in a glass in a nice restaurant *just* because it's semen is downright prudish.

/not trolling.

I'm not a prude but I wouldn't drink it because it's $200 semen and (yes, guys I'm going to spill our dirty little secret now), the vast majority of us don't enjoy the taste of the semen we swallow for free. I can say it tastes "better" if the guy has been eating more fruits and veggies, but I wouldn't describe it as "good". I don't think that would change if you put some apple juice in it, either.