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2011-06-22 03:11:33 AM  

Aulus: OK, my college gf and I got into some serious topless (her) make out on the beach at St. Armands/Lido Key off Sarasota in the summer of 1970, but we also had the smarts to take it into the woods just off the beach when we were actually farking our brains out in the daylight hours.

OTOH, we used that same beach, out in the open, when banging like bunnies after dark, except for one time we did it on the grounds of the junior high we had attended years before.

/yeah, we were young, stupid and horny as all hell
//and very damn lucky we weren't caught


I suppose it wasn't such a huge deal in 1970... it wouldn't have landed you on the sex offender registry, mostly because I don't think it existed back then...
 
2011-06-22 03:13:32 AM  

mhuckins: Popular Opinion: mhuckins: HBK: mhuckins: TomD9938: Mock26: I once got an incredible blow job on the beach in broad daylight. It was a ton of fun. So was she.

Fat girls do try harder.

I don't give good head because I am fat.

I am fat because I give good head.

And we have a new Fark AW!!

Congratulations, you've recently starched the socks of dozens of male farkers!

I don't wanna be an AW, I just had to stand up for my fat peeps.

i think i wanna make you fatter.

jk

/maybe not kidding ;o)

I'm scared. How do you run away from an online thread? Logging out doesn't seem to be making me feel more safe.



Don't give them your e-mail and you will be safe(checks profile) well, good luck.
 
2011-06-22 03:23:21 AM  
Rhino_man: I suppose it wasn't such a huge deal in 1970... it wouldn't have landed you on the sex offender registry, mostly because I don't think it existed back then...

No, but she was two or three months shy of 18 at the time, so statutory rape charges might have come into play.

OTOH, I might have escaped that, as her mother really liked me and took her into get the pill shortly after we started dating.
 
2011-06-22 03:44:18 AM  

TheDumbBlonde: Nabb1: Ah, white trash mating rituals. Enjoy being registered sex offenders!

I was having dinner with my husband, kids, elderly mom and older sister in Cocoa Beach last summer. Talk about white trash hell hole. Short story: The beach crowd was on the restaurant deck, but two hold outs were engaging in mutual masterbation 6 feet from the tables . The manager went out and asked them to cease, and they got up and stumbled towards the water to a standing ovation from the crowd. Things quited down, as much as drunk trash can, and my smartass 10 yr old said to my sister, while perusing the menu, "Aunt Debbie, these prices are very reasonable, considering you get dinner and a show". My life.


We have a winner! Please close the thread.
 
2011-06-22 04:05:20 AM  
jesh..
He did it for the Lutz, do i have to do everything here?
 
2011-06-22 04:37:14 AM  

bangmaid: I wonder how discrete they were being. If they were like, under a blanket or something, $10,000 bail is a little excessive.


Seems like a night in the drunk tank and and being woken up and booted out onto the street at 5am would be more in order.
 
2011-06-22 04:51:13 AM  
I love Treasure Island but dude, sex on the beach belongs in Ft. Desoto. It's not that far a drive and it's worth it. Place is awesome.
 
2011-06-22 04:53:36 AM  

mhuckins: TomD9938: Mock26: I once got an incredible blow job on the beach in broad daylight. It was a ton of fun. So was she.

Fat girls do try harder.

I don't give good head because I am fat.

I am fat because I give good head.


ROFL!
 
2011-06-22 05:52:58 AM  
Note that they said public sex on the beach, not sex on a public beach - because there are no public peaches in Treasure Island.
 
2011-06-22 06:05:31 AM  

mhuckins: I don't give good head because I am fat.

I am fat because I give good head.


highfive.gif

/makes two of us
//140 lbs at 5'6" isn't even a size 12, you dumb farkers
 
2011-06-22 06:13:28 AM  
Funny, the mug shots live up to the cute chicks with douchebags theme that is Caddy's reputation

strangebeaver.com

Proof (new window) SFW
 
2011-06-22 06:20:18 AM  
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GBB
2011-06-22 06:35:09 AM  
"You may also like...

Pool dump:..."

No sir, I don't like it. Not at all.
 
2011-06-22 06:36:57 AM  
Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam...

And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva...

And so will the sex offender registry...
 
2011-06-22 06:41:19 AM  
We're trying to have a civilization here. Get a room.

/and that chick needs glasses too
 
2011-06-22 07:27:16 AM  

mhuckins: styckx: She has a history with getting arrested.

She is 2 days old then me and at least 10 times more of a slut. Somehow this makes me feel better about myself.

Oh, and her eyebrows are disgustingly uneven. It costs like $10 to have them professionally shaped. It is unexcusable!


Well, don't let her get a head start!

/eip
 
2011-06-22 07:37:11 AM  

Aulus: OK, my college gf and I got into some serious topless (her) make out on the beach at St. Armands/Lido Key off Sarasota in the summer of 1970, but we also had the smarts to take it into the woods just off the beach when we were actually farking our brains out in the daylight hours.

OTOH, we used that same beach, out in the open, when banging like bunnies after dark, except for one time we did it on the grounds of the junior high we had attended years before.

/yeah, we were young, stupid and horny as all hell
//and very damn lucky we weren't caught


I'm proud of you that you kept your tee on as a nice boy should.


Hey, Sex on the Beach is supposed to be the name of a crappy drink.
 
2011-06-22 08:11:39 AM  

bangmaid: I wonder how discrete they were being. If they were like, under a blanket or something, $10,000 bail is a little excessive.


It could be the judge's election year.

/She will make one hell of a sales woman
 
2011-06-22 08:25:34 AM  

mhuckins: styckx: She has a history with getting arrested.

She is 2 days old then me and at least 10 times more of a slut. Somehow this makes me feel better about myself.

Oh, and her eyebrows are disgustingly uneven. It costs like $10 to have them professionally shaped. It is unexcusable!


We here at Fark aim to please.

/oh and EIP
 
2011-06-22 08:41:31 AM  

mhuckins: styckx: She has a history with getting arrested.

She is 2 days old then me and at least 10 times more of a slut. Somehow this makes me feel better about myself.

Oh, and her eyebrows are disgustingly uneven. It costs like $10 to have them professionally shaped. It is unexcusable!


That must've been a hell of a couple of days.
 
2011-06-22 08:54:33 AM  
She does have a linked in profile. Guessing the people she is doing an internship with is impressed.
 
2011-06-22 09:02:46 AM  
I tried to talk mrs bearcats into some beach sex in Charleston a few weeks ago. She said no, because she's mean and selfish....okay, and because it was the middle of the day with dozens of families around us.

/man has needs
 
2011-06-22 09:36:19 AM  

AirForceVet: Only Floridians have sex on public beaches in full daylight. Tourists usually do that ritual at night.


I had sex on the beach in Destin, FL in broad daylight and I'm not a Floridian. We were on the Santa Rosa Sound side, we were both sober and the beach was deserted. Plenty of boats were offshore though. The future Mrs. NG and I were walking along and she just stopped, looked at me and said, "Right here. Right now." Being a gentleman, I took off my shirt and laid it on the sand. It was rather quick because I was worried about getting caught. I'm sure a few boaters saw the show. 1989 was a good year. In 1992 we had sex in the infield of the Kentucky Derby. Alcohol was involved that time and in that crowd I wasn't worried about getting in trouble.
 
2011-06-22 09:37:13 AM  

bearcats1983: I tried to talk mrs bearcats into some beach sex in Charleston a few weeks ago. She said no, because she's mean and selfish....okay, and because it was the middle of the day with dozens of families around us.

/man has needs


Which Charleston? SC,VA? And where did you get the name Bearcats?
 
2011-06-22 10:02:20 AM  

dkrel: She does have a linked in profile. Guessing the people she is doing an internship with is impressed.


Umm if your gonna tell us please provide a link to said profile.
 
2011-06-22 10:03:54 AM  

mhuckins: I don't give good head because I am fat.

I am fat because I give good head.



How YOU doin?

BIE? EIP?
 
2011-06-22 10:12:12 AM  

mhuckins: TomD9938: Mock26: I once got an incredible blow job on the beach in broad daylight. It was a ton of fun. So was she.

Fat girls do try harder.

I don't give good head because I am fat.

I am fat because I give good head.


.......and boom goes the dynamite!
 
2011-06-22 10:31:20 AM  

mhuckins: TomD9938: Mock26: I once got an incredible blow job on the beach in broad daylight. It was a ton of fun. So was she.

Fat girls do try harder.

I don't give good head because I am fat.

I am fat because I give good head.


Welcome to my favorites list. That was hilarious. Also, BIE?
 
2011-06-22 10:41:03 AM  
Unbelievable. How could THAT guy bang such a hot chick for well over 30 minutes?

Seriously baby, look me up, I'd be finished in 5!
 
2011-06-22 10:46:54 AM  

Gasconne: mhuckins: I don't give good head because I am fat.

I am fat because I give good head.

highfive.gif

/makes two of us
//140 lbs at 5'6" isn't even a size 12, you dumb farkers


I'm please that at least one gal could find that comment funny and not whorish.
 
2011-06-22 11:09:18 AM  
Fifty people?!? There's just got to be pictures. And video.
 
2011-06-22 12:20:17 PM  

Brontes: styckx: She has a history with getting arrested.

That's...kind of creepy of you


.Agrees
 
2011-06-22 12:55:47 PM  
What can she possibly see in him? Yeah his future career prospects look oh so promising and he looks like he will be a loving and caring husband who can teach their children valuable life skills.
 
2011-06-22 01:11:06 PM  

mhuckins: Gasconne: mhuckins: I don't give good head because I am fat.

I am fat because I give good head.

highfive.gif

/makes two of us
//140 lbs at 5'6" isn't even a size 12, you dumb farkers

I'm please that at least one gal could find that comment funny and not whorish.


You can make that two. Except I'm not a gal. And I want your BIE.
 
2011-06-22 01:36:02 PM  

RedfordRenegade: Unbelievable. How could THAT guy bang such a hot chick for well over 30 minutes?

Seriously baby, look me up, I'd be finished in 5!


That's not a Good Thing.


bentley57: Fifty people?!? There's just got to be pictures. And video.


Just a matter of time. Hopefully.


elev8meL8r: mhuckins: Gasconne: mhuckins: I don't give good head because I am fat.

I am fat because I give good head.

highfive.gif

/makes two of us
//140 lbs at 5'6" isn't even a size 12, you dumb farkers

I'm please that at least one gal could find that comment funny and not whorish.

You can make that two. Except I'm not a gal. And I want your BIE.


Third?

/EIP
 
2011-06-22 01:37:21 PM  

elev8meL8r: mhuckins: Gasconne: mhuckins: I don't give good head because I am fat.

I am fat because I give good head.

highfive.gif

/makes two of us
//140 lbs at 5'6" isn't even a size 12, you dumb farkers

I'm please that at least one gal could find that comment funny and not whorish.

You can make that two. Except I'm not a gal. And I want your BIE.


I am slightly confused. Why would you agree that giving head makes you fat?
 
2011-06-22 01:40:39 PM  

TomD9938: Mock26: I once got an incredible blow job on the beach in broad daylight. It was a ton of fun. So was she.

Fat Japanese girls do try harder.


Fixed that for you.
 
2011-06-22 01:42:09 PM  

mhuckins: elev8meL8r: mhuckins: Gasconne: mhuckins: I don't give good head because I am fat.

I am fat because I give good head.

highfive.gif

/makes two of us
//140 lbs at 5'6" isn't even a size 12, you dumb farkers

I'm please that at least one gal could find that comment funny and not whorish.

You can make that two. Except I'm not a gal. And I want your BIE.

I am slightly confused. Why would you agree that giving head makes you fat?


Disregard that. Slight confusion is due to farking on the cell phone. I've gotten off my lazy ass onto the computer.
 
2011-06-22 02:00:25 PM  

mhuckins: Slight confusion is due to farking on the cell phone. I've gotten off my lazy ass onto the computer.


shauna.eyebright.org

That line works on so many levels.
 
2011-06-22 02:11:29 PM  

Wthrwyz: mhuckins: Slight confusion is due to farking on the cell phone. I've gotten off my lazy ass onto the computer.

That line works on so many levels.


I am reminded of this movie all of the time. It is a great movie, but so very very disturbing.

Link (new window)
 
2011-06-22 02:53:08 PM  

mhuckins: Link (new window)


Hoo-boy.

/If this were instant I'd watch it just for the sheer weirdness, but something tells me waiting for the DVD to show up is just too much.
 
2011-06-22 03:47:23 PM  
If they'd only waited until about 9:00 or 10:00 PM they'd have been able to do whatever they wanted without interruption. No one walks down the T.I. beach shore line at night. I don't understand why not either. When I lived out there I would walk 4-6 miles every evening, all seasons, every night except when it was raining hard. It was absolutely delightful and I could never figure out why no one else was out there.
 
2011-06-22 03:51:06 PM  

Wthrwyz: You can make that two. Except I'm not a gal. And I want your BIE.

Third?

/EIP



BIE thread? ok
Fourth

/EIP
 
2011-06-22 05:22:17 PM  
I see alcohol was involved . . .
 
2011-06-22 07:13:10 PM  
I hope they remembered sunscreen
 
2011-06-24 08:30:03 PM  

mhuckins: styckx: She has a history with getting arrested.

She is 2 days old then me and at least 10 times more of a slut. Somehow this makes me feel better about myself.


Only 10 times more? What are you doing later?
 
2011-06-24 10:40:07 PM  

Mudgen: mhuckins: styckx: She has a history with getting arrested.

She is 2 days old then me and at least 10 times more of a slut. Somehow this makes me feel better about myself.


Only 10 times more? What are you doing later?


Nursing a broken pinky toe :(

Sorry, your outta luck.
 
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