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2011-06-22 12:40:02 AM  
Heh. I had a gf that would do it most anywhere at night. We were behind stores, in parking lots, in parks, on the car, in the car.... crazy good time. One night, we pulled up to her parent's house. We began to get busy and were having a fine time in the passenger seat. I glanced over and saw her step dad step out of the house, to walk the dog. He looked at us, turned around and went back in. We finished up, laughing, worried.

No one ever said a thing.

/csb
 
2011-06-22 12:41:46 AM  

styckx: First arrest I linked was in Tallahassee. Both have the same exact birthdate. It's her


I have to agree. It sure looks like the same nose, eyebrows, and hair.
/GED in CSI etc.
 
2011-06-22 12:43:00 AM  

mhuckins: styckx: She has a history with getting arrested.

She is 2 days old then me and at least 10 times more of a slut. Somehow this makes me feel better about myself.

Oh, and her eyebrows are disgustingly uneven. It costs like $10 to have them professionally shaped. It is unexcusable!


Some people just have really low standards

/Unlike me
//EIP
 
2011-06-22 12:43:51 AM  

styckx: She has a history with getting arrested.



FTFL:Tag this Mug Shot
Tagged as Hottie


Laughter OL.
 
2011-06-22 12:44:09 AM  

styckx: getting arrested.


She sounds fun.
 
2011-06-22 12:54:19 AM  
Knowing Caddy's and knowing the area at large, I don't know where to begin... should I go with:

A) This bar is all by itself fby quite a bit, so the statement " in the presence of approximately 50 bystanders, including several children" makes me wonder, who the fark takes their kids to a meat market beach bar?

or..

B) I really wonder if the local guys like this really have a cardboard box full of jean shorts and wife beaters (we blame YOU, iron belt/meth states, you and your genes rot in hell! No really, rot in hell)

or..

C) This girl and her choices in life is proof positive that men everywhere should be the first to demand a full STD screening, complete with demands of her paperwork at the next meeting.

or..

D) All of the above. Most especially B's parenthetical reference (the root of all Florida tags, since nobody is from here)
 
2011-06-22 12:55:35 AM  
I blame her. Naughty minx.
 
2011-06-22 12:58:13 AM  

styckx: She has a history with getting arrested.


5'6" and 140 lbs... There's probably a lot the pics aren't showing.

/ just sayin
// might still hit it
 
2011-06-22 12:58:22 AM  

HelloMyNameIs: Knowing Caddy's and knowing the area at large, I don't know where to begin... should I go with:

A) This bar is all by itself fby quite a bit, so the statement " in the presence of approximately 50 bystanders, including several children" makes me wonder, who the fark takes their kids to a meat market beach bar?

or..

B) I really wonder if the local guys like this really have a cardboard box full of jean shorts and wife beaters (we blame YOU, iron belt/meth states, you and your genes rot in hell! No really, rot in hell)

Hey I'm from here. don't go to caddy's.

or..

C) This girl and her choices in life is proof positive that men everywhere should be the first to demand a full STD screening, complete with demands of her paperwork at the next meeting.

or..

D) All of the above. Most especially B's parenthetical reference (the root of all Florida tags, since nobody is from here)


I'm form here, don't go to Caddy's. Unless you like a meat market where you have to fight to get a drink.
 
2011-06-22 12:59:33 AM  

LowbrowDeluxe: mhuckins: styckx: She has a history with getting arrested.

She is 2 days old then me and at least 10 times more of a slut. Somehow this makes me feel better about myself.

Oh, and her eyebrows are disgustingly uneven. It costs like $10 to have them professionally shaped. It is unexcusable!

Well, if you want to try to make up lost ground....

/EIP


the_sidewinder: mhuckins: styckx: She has a history with getting arrested.

She is 2 days old then me and at least 10 times more of a slut. Somehow this makes me feel better about myself.

Oh, and her eyebrows are disgustingly uneven. It costs like $10 to have them professionally shaped. It is unexcusable!

Some people just have really low standards

/Unlike me
//EIP


I dislike always making the first step. Lazy men.
 
2011-06-22 01:02:02 AM  
O come on you set of self righteous coonts you're just jealous it wasn't you
 
2011-06-22 01:03:47 AM  
Steve Perry really looks like a douche since leaving Journey..
 
2011-06-22 01:07:44 AM  
22-year-old Steven Douglas Perry, 22, of Lutz...Lulz
 
2011-06-22 01:10:30 AM  

styckx: She has a history with getting arrested.


First link, July 09: 120 lbs
Second link, Aug 10: 140 lbs.

That's not a good trend...
 
2011-06-22 01:10:32 AM  

mhuckins: styckx: She has a history with getting arrested.

She is 2 days old then me and at least 10 times more of a slut. Somehow this makes me feel better about myself.


/reads profile

Hmmm, let me know if you need to put in some hours. I'm not that far from you. ;)

Oh, and BIE?
/EIP
 
2011-06-22 01:14:28 AM  

styckx: She has a history with getting arrested.


Based on her shoulders in the second link, I'll need better pictures before "weighing" in on whether she's hot.
 
2011-06-22 01:17:53 AM  
Considering all the Viagra adds on American television, you would think this story would get the HERO tag!
 
2011-06-22 01:19:19 AM  
Mr. President what do you think of this.

Obama : As I have stated, No offshore drilling.
 
2011-06-22 01:21:41 AM  
Seeing as I'm in Tallahassee, I think I should look this one up.

On second thought, I've had enough of the crazy this month.
 
2011-06-22 01:31:23 AM  
I once got an incredible blow job on the beach in broad daylight. It was a ton of fun. So was she.
 
2011-06-22 01:37:17 AM  
Twatter link to Erica (new window)

Twatter
 
2011-06-22 01:38:09 AM  

BreezyWheeze: /hums "Is she really going out with him"


i played this (joe jackson) earlier tonight at the pub.
how fitting.
 
2011-06-22 01:40:55 AM  
mimg.ugo.com
 
2011-06-22 01:42:10 AM  

Mock26: I once got an incredible blow job on the beach in broad daylight. It was a ton of fun. So was she.


Fat girls do try harder.
 
2011-06-22 01:47:52 AM  

redly1: Twatter link to Erica (new window)

Twatter


Screw that, you have to be a confirmed twitterer or some crap. Not worth the lulz.
 
2011-06-22 01:48:07 AM  
Found nothing else on a pipl search.. I don't think there will be a definitely answers to "If you'd hit it"..
 
2011-06-22 01:48:42 AM  
Definite*
 
2011-06-22 01:49:06 AM  

TomD9938: Mock26: I once got an incredible blow job on the beach in broad daylight. It was a ton of fun. So was she.

Fat girls do try harder.


I don't give good head because I am fat.

I am fat because I give good head.
 
2011-06-22 02:01:13 AM  

mhuckins: TomD9938: Mock26: I once got an incredible blow job on the beach in broad daylight. It was a ton of fun. So was she.

Fat girls do try harder.

I don't give good head because I am fat.

I am fat because I give good head.


*looks at profile*

I'll need further evidence of this claim... some BIE, perhaps...

/EIP...
 
2011-06-22 02:01:44 AM  
Attractive people should be allowed to have sex in public as much as they want.
 
2011-06-22 02:04:01 AM  
I have the weirdest boner right now.
 
2011-06-22 02:12:49 AM  

House of Tards: I have the weirdest boner right now.


forestwhitaker-information.com
 
2011-06-22 02:19:07 AM  

crab66: Attractive people should be allowed to have sex in public as much as they want.


She should be allowed to schlick it all she wants, but he shouldn't be allowed within 50 yards of her doing it.
 
2011-06-22 02:19:14 AM  

mhuckins: TomD9938: Mock26: I once got an incredible blow job on the beach in broad daylight. It was a ton of fun. So was she.

Fat girls do try harder.

I don't give good head because I am fat.

I am fat because I give good head.


Golf Clap.
 
2011-06-22 02:23:17 AM  
ARRested, you mean.
 
2011-06-22 02:25:14 AM  

jingks: House of Tards: I have the weirdest boner right now.


*Jeff Koenig pic*

Whoa!

Just took a look to see what he's up to these days only to learn that he greased himself last year. Things must have been hard for a long time.

America has lost its Boner.
 
HBK
2011-06-22 02:29:06 AM  

mhuckins: TomD9938: Mock26: I once got an incredible blow job on the beach in broad daylight. It was a ton of fun. So was she.

Fat girls do try harder.

I don't give good head because I am fat.

I am fat because I give good head.


And we have a new Fark AW!!

Congratulations, you've recently starched the socks of dozens of male farkers!
 
2011-06-22 02:29:40 AM  
Treasure Island, eh? Why this was absent from the Vegas Fark party a few months ago is beyond me...
 
2011-06-22 02:36:22 AM  

HBK: mhuckins: TomD9938: Mock26: I once got an incredible blow job on the beach in broad daylight. It was a ton of fun. So was she.

Fat girls do try harder.

I don't give good head because I am fat.

I am fat because I give good head.

And we have a new Fark AW!!

Congratulations, you've recently starched the socks of dozens of male farkers!


I don't wanna be an AW, I just had to stand up for my fat peeps.
 
2011-06-22 02:42:40 AM  

HawgWild: Steve Perry. And I shoulda been gooone!


dude, I thought we said no more Journey psyche-outs !
 
2011-06-22 02:46:21 AM  

mhuckins: HBK: mhuckins: TomD9938: Mock26: I once got an incredible blow job on the beach in broad daylight. It was a ton of fun. So was she.

Fat girls do try harder.

I don't give good head because I am fat.

I am fat because I give good head.

And we have a new Fark AW!!

Congratulations, you've recently starched the socks of dozens of male farkers!

I don't wanna be an AW, I just had to stand up for my fat peeps.


i think i wanna make you fatter.

jk

/maybe not kidding ;o)
 
2011-06-22 02:47:52 AM  

HBK: mhuckins: TomD9938: Mock26: I once got an incredible blow job on the beach in broad daylight. It was a ton of fun. So was she.

Fat girls do try harder.

I don't give good head because I am fat.

I am fat because I give good head.

And we have a new Fark AW!!

Congratulations, you've recently starched the socks of dozens of male farkers!


Haters gonna hate
www.pawsru.org
 
2011-06-22 02:48:36 AM  

jingks: House of Tards: I have the weirdest boner right now.


I ugly-laughed at that embarrassingly loud.
 
2011-06-22 02:55:34 AM  

Popular Opinion: mhuckins: HBK: mhuckins: TomD9938: Mock26: I once got an incredible blow job on the beach in broad daylight. It was a ton of fun. So was she.

Fat girls do try harder.

I don't give good head because I am fat.

I am fat because I give good head.

And we have a new Fark AW!!

Congratulations, you've recently starched the socks of dozens of male farkers!

I don't wanna be an AW, I just had to stand up for my fat peeps.

i think i wanna make you fatter.

jk

/maybe not kidding ;o)


I'm scared. How do you run away from an online thread? Logging out doesn't seem to be making me feel more safe.
 
2011-06-22 03:01:18 AM  

mhuckins: I'm scared. How do you run away from an online thread? Logging out doesn't seem to be making me feel more safe.


=o(
 
2011-06-22 03:03:43 AM  

Popular Opinion: mhuckins: I'm scared. How do you run away from an online thread? Logging out doesn't seem to be making me feel more safe.

=o(


It's the clown nose smiles.
 
2011-06-22 03:06:36 AM  

mhuckins: Popular Opinion: mhuckins: I'm scared. How do you run away from an online thread? Logging out doesn't seem to be making me feel more safe.

=o(

It's the clown nose smiles.


=/
 
2011-06-22 03:07:12 AM  
ftfa: Huerta and Perry were only about 100 feet from Caddy's on the Beach while taking part in the sex act, and police reports say the twosome were both under the influence of alcohol as they participated in fondling and public sex for over thirty minutes.

Alcohol? Nah, I suspect it was quay-lewd.
 
2011-06-22 03:08:00 AM  

Isildur: ftfa: Huerta and Perry were only about 100 feet from Caddy's on the Beach while taking part in the sex act, and police reports say the twosome were both under the influence of alcohol as they participated in fondling and public sex for over thirty minutes.

Alcohol? Nah, I suspect it was quay-lewd.


Badum-tsh!
 
2011-06-22 03:08:58 AM  
OK, my college gf and I got into some serious topless (her) make out on the beach at St. Armands/Lido Key off Sarasota in the summer of 1970, but we also had the smarts to take it into the woods just off the beach when we were actually farking our brains out in the daylight hours.

OTOH, we used that same beach, out in the open, when banging like bunnies after dark, except for one time we did it on the grounds of the junior high we had attended years before.

/yeah, we were young, stupid and horny as all hell
//and very damn lucky we weren't caught
 
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