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2011-06-21 08:14:44 PM  
Lovely.
 
2011-06-21 08:18:10 PM  
Arrr, Jim lad!

Thar be exhibitionists.

Yarrrr.
 
2011-06-21 08:26:43 PM  
Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin each other.
 
2011-06-21 08:26:54 PM  
Steve Perry. And I shoulda been gooone!

/she looks like she just got done playing "uppy-downy", too
//I'd hit it
///but not after knowing that guy hit it
////yeah, I'd still hit it
 
2011-06-21 08:28:18 PM  
That mugshot suggests that the guy got cut off a little early. I know I've made that face before (although the police weren't the reason for mine).
 
2011-06-21 08:30:42 PM  

HawgWild: Steve Perry. And I shoulda been gooone!CINNAMON GUUM!!

/she looks like she just got done playing "uppy-downy", too
//I'd hit it
///but not after knowing that guy hit it
////yeah, I'd still hit it


\oblig
 
2011-06-21 08:31:51 PM  

FriarReb98: HawgWild: Steve Perry. And I shoulda been gooone!CINNAMON GUUM!!

/she looks like she just got done playing "uppy-downy", too
//I'd hit it
///but not after knowing that guy hit it
////yeah, I'd still hit it

\oblig


Heh ...
 
2011-06-21 08:34:54 PM  
I wonder how discrete they were being. If they were like, under a blanket or something, $10,000 bail is a little excessive.
 
2011-06-21 08:51:03 PM  
/hums "Is she really going out with him"
 
2011-06-21 08:59:11 PM  

bangmaid: I wonder how discrete they were being. If they were like, under a blanket or something, $10,000 bail is a little excessive.


Under a blanket? On St Pete Beach? In June? In front of a beachfront restaurant? I'm sure they were the definiation of descretion.
 
2011-06-21 09:43:28 PM  
His nickname wasn't Long John Silvers, was it?
 
2011-06-21 09:55:48 PM  
She looks awfully pleased with herself.
 
2011-06-21 09:59:50 PM  
Did they have fuzzy navels?
 
2011-06-21 10:00:32 PM  
Ah, white trash mating rituals. Enjoy being registered sex offenders!
 
2011-06-21 10:06:08 PM  
I bet she likes to drink wine coolers
 
2011-06-21 10:09:17 PM  

Nabb1: Ah, white trash mating rituals. Enjoy being registered sex offenders!


I was having dinner with my husband, kids, elderly mom and older sister in Cocoa Beach last summer. Talk about white trash hell hole. Short story: The beach crowd was on the restaurant deck, but two hold outs were engaging in mutual masterbation 6 feet from the tables . The manager went out and asked them to cease, and they got up and stumbled towards the water to a standing ovation from the crowd. Things quited down, as much as drunk trash can, and my smartass 10 yr old said to my sister, while perusing the menu, "Aunt Debbie, these prices are very reasonable, considering you get dinner and a show". My life.
 
2011-06-21 10:17:50 PM  
She's rather fetching. What's she doing with that douchebag?
 
2011-06-21 10:18:02 PM  
I met a girl once who'd been arrested for having sex in public twice before - once on a car hood in a mall parking lot, once on a piano in a hotel lobby - and she was still a teenager. She was sort of cute (kind of a weird nose), red hair, big-but-not-super-big boobs, bad breath. I never saw her again, sometimes I wonder what became of her.

/csb?
 
2011-06-21 10:33:27 PM  
"as they participated in fondling and public sex for over thirty minutes."

WHAR VIDEO!
 
2011-06-21 10:34:47 PM  
How the hell did that douchebag get her?
 
2011-06-21 10:51:49 PM  

eddyatwork: How the hell did that douchebag get her?


I believe copious amounts of alcohol were involved.
 
2011-06-21 11:01:52 PM  
She looks like she had a good time.
 
2011-06-21 11:21:08 PM  
can your JBF hair in a mugshot be used as evidence?
 
2011-06-21 11:24:03 PM  

TheDumbBlonde: Nabb1: Ah, white trash mating rituals. Enjoy being registered sex offenders!

I was having dinner with my husband, kids, elderly mom and older sister in Cocoa Beach last summer. Talk about white trash hell hole. Short story: The beach crowd was on the restaurant deck, but two hold outs were engaging in mutual masterbation 6 feet from the tables . The manager went out and asked them to cease, and they got up and stumbled towards the water to a standing ovation from the crowd. Things quited down, as much as drunk trash can, and my smartass 10 yr old said to my sister, while perusing the menu, "Aunt Debbie, these prices are very reasonable, considering you get dinner and a show". My life.


You raised him right.
 
2011-06-21 11:32:51 PM  
Almost got arrested near Sunset Beach, but it was the middle of the night. Usually didn't have any problems any where else, but again, night time is the best.

Now Jungle Prada during the day is a different story.
 
2011-06-22 12:22:24 AM  
Steve Perry really let himself go after Journey
 
2011-06-22 12:22:53 AM  
I like that it went on for at least 30 minutes. How big was the crowd watching, until some a-hole has to call the cops?
 
2011-06-22 12:23:26 AM  

TheDumbBlonde: eddyatwork: How the hell did that douchebag get her?

I believe copious amounts of alcohol were involved.


OK, what would an acceptable man for her look like? And don't post a picture of yourself.

Women are attracted to different things in guys. Maybe he's very confident, the leader of his social pack, is starting his own business... Who knows?

As far as arrests go, this is one I'd be proud of. You can go ahead and post this mugshot all over the net if I'm that dude.
 
2011-06-22 12:24:23 AM  
Obviously he was digging for clams.
 
2011-06-22 12:24:24 AM  
TTIWWP(irates)
 
2011-06-22 12:25:43 AM  

playblu: I met a girl once who'd been arrested for having sex in public twice before - once on a car hood in a mall parking lot, once on a piano in a hotel lobby - and she was still a teenager. She was sort of cute (kind of a weird nose), red hair, big-but-not-super-big boobs, bad breath. I never saw her again, sometimes I wonder what became of her.

/csb?


You don't have to come here and tell all my moms' bizness like that
 
2011-06-22 12:26:26 AM  
Alcohol was certainly not involved.

/she looks fun
 
2011-06-22 12:26:28 AM  

TheDumbBlonde: Nabb1: Ah, white trash mating rituals. Enjoy being registered sex offenders!

I was having dinner with my husband, kids, elderly mom and older sister in Cocoa Beach last summer. Talk about white trash hell hole. Short story: The beach crowd was on the restaurant deck, but two hold outs were engaging in mutual masterbation 6 feet from the tables . The manager went out and asked them to cease, and they got up and stumbled towards the water to a standing ovation from the crowd. Things quited down, as much as drunk trash can, and my smartass 10 yr old said to my sister, while perusing the menu, "Aunt Debbie, these prices are very reasonable, considering you get dinner and a show". My life.


LOL! That is pure win right there.
 
2011-06-22 12:27:13 AM  
Thirty minutes this went on. I can imagine the bystander conversation.

"Should we call the police yet?"

"Nah, give 'em the benefit of the doubt, maybe they'll stop sometime this afternoon."

"Conrad! You must call the constable at once!"

"Dearest Mildred, my mobile is getting poor reception. I think I need to stand right... over... here... oh that's good."

Etc.
 
2011-06-22 12:27:50 AM  

illicit: Obviously he was digging for clams.


Not at Treasure Island. He was after some booty.
 
2011-06-22 12:27:51 AM  
and 22-year-old Steven Douglas Perry, 22, of Lutz

So, wait, how old is he?
 
2011-06-22 12:28:05 AM  
FTA: as they participated in fondling and public sex for over thirty minutes.

I see the public was all about getting the police to the scene. There must be a video of this floating around the internets.
 
2011-06-22 12:28:45 AM  
 
2011-06-22 12:29:46 AM  

styckx: She has a history with getting arrested.


That's...kind of creepy of you
 
2011-06-22 12:30:31 AM  
Sex on the beach, sex upside down in an ant pile on a levee, sex in a car by a lighthouse, sex in the backyard...

Least favorite was sex on the beach. Two words. Sandy vagina.

I am for the couple. Nighttime would have been a better time or take it out in the water chest deep. Make love, not war.
www.todaysbookoflove.com
 
2011-06-22 12:30:58 AM  

styckx: She has a history with getting arrested.


Yours is from TAMPA. Don't think it's the same ERica.

Mine is from Tallahassee:

http://twitter.com/#!/erica_huerta

She's already taken her facebook page down. Hot chicks and douche bags. OH THE HUGE MANATEE!!!
 
2011-06-22 12:32:27 AM  
Only Floridians have sex on public beaches in full daylight. Tourists usually do that ritual at night.

He's from Lutz and probably a redneck. She's from Tallahassee and probably a FSU sorority sister.
 
2011-06-22 12:32:58 AM  

holdeestrufs: styckx: She has a history with getting arrested.

Yours is from TAMPA. Don't think it's the same ERica.

Mine is from Tallahassee:

http://twitter.com/#!/erica_huerta

She's already taken her facebook page down. Hot chicks and douche bags. OH THE HUGE MANATEE!!!


First arrest I linked was in Tallahassee. Both have the same exact birthdate. It's her
 
2011-06-22 12:33:34 AM  
Long coat, metro tunnel, up against a concrete pillar, rush hour. I ain't sayin' I'm proud, but I ain't sayin' I ain't.
 
2011-06-22 12:34:01 AM  

styckx: She has a history with getting arrested.


Whoever does the artwork for Florida Mugshots has no idea how shadows work
 
2011-06-22 12:34:58 AM  

styckx: She has a history with getting arrested.


She is 2 days old then me and at least 10 times more of a slut. Somehow this makes me feel better about myself.

Oh, and her eyebrows are disgustingly uneven. It costs like $10 to have them professionally shaped. It is unexcusable!
 
2011-06-22 12:37:09 AM  

holdeestrufs: http://twitter.com/#!/erica_huerta


Maybe she takes her show on the road
 
2011-06-22 12:37:39 AM  

styckx: It's her


You right. Missed the 1st one. I wonder if my twitter follower request will be approved since she's cut us off from her facebook.
 
2011-06-22 12:38:26 AM  
She appears to be kind of hittable, maybe the complaint was that he did not share.
 
2011-06-22 12:38:41 AM  

mhuckins: styckx: She has a history with getting arrested.

She is 2 days old then me and at least 10 times more of a slut. Somehow this makes me feel better about myself.

Oh, and her eyebrows are disgustingly uneven. It costs like $10 to have them professionally shaped. It is unexcusable!


Well, if you want to try to make up lost ground....

/EIP
 
2011-06-22 12:40:02 AM  
Heh. I had a gf that would do it most anywhere at night. We were behind stores, in parking lots, in parks, on the car, in the car.... crazy good time. One night, we pulled up to her parent's house. We began to get busy and were having a fine time in the passenger seat. I glanced over and saw her step dad step out of the house, to walk the dog. He looked at us, turned around and went back in. We finished up, laughing, worried.

No one ever said a thing.

/csb
 
2011-06-22 12:41:46 AM  

styckx: First arrest I linked was in Tallahassee. Both have the same exact birthdate. It's her


I have to agree. It sure looks like the same nose, eyebrows, and hair.
/GED in CSI etc.
 
2011-06-22 12:43:00 AM  

mhuckins: styckx: She has a history with getting arrested.

She is 2 days old then me and at least 10 times more of a slut. Somehow this makes me feel better about myself.

Oh, and her eyebrows are disgustingly uneven. It costs like $10 to have them professionally shaped. It is unexcusable!


Some people just have really low standards

/Unlike me
//EIP
 
2011-06-22 12:43:51 AM  

styckx: She has a history with getting arrested.



FTFL:Tag this Mug Shot
Tagged as Hottie


Laughter OL.
 
2011-06-22 12:44:09 AM  

styckx: getting arrested.


She sounds fun.
 
2011-06-22 12:54:19 AM  
Knowing Caddy's and knowing the area at large, I don't know where to begin... should I go with:

A) This bar is all by itself fby quite a bit, so the statement " in the presence of approximately 50 bystanders, including several children" makes me wonder, who the fark takes their kids to a meat market beach bar?

or..

B) I really wonder if the local guys like this really have a cardboard box full of jean shorts and wife beaters (we blame YOU, iron belt/meth states, you and your genes rot in hell! No really, rot in hell)

or..

C) This girl and her choices in life is proof positive that men everywhere should be the first to demand a full STD screening, complete with demands of her paperwork at the next meeting.

or..

D) All of the above. Most especially B's parenthetical reference (the root of all Florida tags, since nobody is from here)
 
2011-06-22 12:55:35 AM  
I blame her. Naughty minx.
 
2011-06-22 12:58:13 AM  

styckx: She has a history with getting arrested.


5'6" and 140 lbs... There's probably a lot the pics aren't showing.

/ just sayin
// might still hit it
 
2011-06-22 12:58:22 AM  

HelloMyNameIs: Knowing Caddy's and knowing the area at large, I don't know where to begin... should I go with:

A) This bar is all by itself fby quite a bit, so the statement " in the presence of approximately 50 bystanders, including several children" makes me wonder, who the fark takes their kids to a meat market beach bar?

or..

B) I really wonder if the local guys like this really have a cardboard box full of jean shorts and wife beaters (we blame YOU, iron belt/meth states, you and your genes rot in hell! No really, rot in hell)

Hey I'm from here. don't go to caddy's.

or..

C) This girl and her choices in life is proof positive that men everywhere should be the first to demand a full STD screening, complete with demands of her paperwork at the next meeting.

or..

D) All of the above. Most especially B's parenthetical reference (the root of all Florida tags, since nobody is from here)


I'm form here, don't go to Caddy's. Unless you like a meat market where you have to fight to get a drink.
 
2011-06-22 12:59:33 AM  

LowbrowDeluxe: mhuckins: styckx: She has a history with getting arrested.

She is 2 days old then me and at least 10 times more of a slut. Somehow this makes me feel better about myself.

Oh, and her eyebrows are disgustingly uneven. It costs like $10 to have them professionally shaped. It is unexcusable!

Well, if you want to try to make up lost ground....

/EIP


the_sidewinder: mhuckins: styckx: She has a history with getting arrested.

She is 2 days old then me and at least 10 times more of a slut. Somehow this makes me feel better about myself.

Oh, and her eyebrows are disgustingly uneven. It costs like $10 to have them professionally shaped. It is unexcusable!

Some people just have really low standards

/Unlike me
//EIP


I dislike always making the first step. Lazy men.
 
2011-06-22 01:02:02 AM  
O come on you set of self righteous coonts you're just jealous it wasn't you
 
2011-06-22 01:03:47 AM  
Steve Perry really looks like a douche since leaving Journey..
 
2011-06-22 01:07:44 AM  
22-year-old Steven Douglas Perry, 22, of Lutz...Lulz
 
2011-06-22 01:10:30 AM  

styckx: She has a history with getting arrested.


First link, July 09: 120 lbs
Second link, Aug 10: 140 lbs.

That's not a good trend...
 
2011-06-22 01:10:32 AM  

mhuckins: styckx: She has a history with getting arrested.

She is 2 days old then me and at least 10 times more of a slut. Somehow this makes me feel better about myself.


/reads profile

Hmmm, let me know if you need to put in some hours. I'm not that far from you. ;)

Oh, and BIE?
/EIP
 
2011-06-22 01:14:28 AM  

styckx: She has a history with getting arrested.


Based on her shoulders in the second link, I'll need better pictures before "weighing" in on whether she's hot.
 
2011-06-22 01:17:53 AM  
Considering all the Viagra adds on American television, you would think this story would get the HERO tag!
 
2011-06-22 01:19:19 AM  
Mr. President what do you think of this.

Obama : As I have stated, No offshore drilling.
 
2011-06-22 01:21:41 AM  
Seeing as I'm in Tallahassee, I think I should look this one up.

On second thought, I've had enough of the crazy this month.
 
2011-06-22 01:31:23 AM  
I once got an incredible blow job on the beach in broad daylight. It was a ton of fun. So was she.
 
2011-06-22 01:37:17 AM  
Twatter link to Erica (new window)

Twatter
 
2011-06-22 01:38:09 AM  

BreezyWheeze: /hums "Is she really going out with him"


i played this (joe jackson) earlier tonight at the pub.
how fitting.
 
2011-06-22 01:40:55 AM  
mimg.ugo.com
 
2011-06-22 01:42:10 AM  

Mock26: I once got an incredible blow job on the beach in broad daylight. It was a ton of fun. So was she.


Fat girls do try harder.
 
2011-06-22 01:47:52 AM  

redly1: Twatter link to Erica (new window)

Twatter


Screw that, you have to be a confirmed twitterer or some crap. Not worth the lulz.
 
2011-06-22 01:48:07 AM  
Found nothing else on a pipl search.. I don't think there will be a definitely answers to "If you'd hit it"..
 
2011-06-22 01:48:42 AM  
Definite*
 
2011-06-22 01:49:06 AM  

TomD9938: Mock26: I once got an incredible blow job on the beach in broad daylight. It was a ton of fun. So was she.

Fat girls do try harder.


I don't give good head because I am fat.

I am fat because I give good head.
 
2011-06-22 02:01:13 AM  

mhuckins: TomD9938: Mock26: I once got an incredible blow job on the beach in broad daylight. It was a ton of fun. So was she.

Fat girls do try harder.

I don't give good head because I am fat.

I am fat because I give good head.


*looks at profile*

I'll need further evidence of this claim... some BIE, perhaps...

/EIP...
 
2011-06-22 02:01:44 AM  
Attractive people should be allowed to have sex in public as much as they want.
 
2011-06-22 02:04:01 AM  
I have the weirdest boner right now.
 
2011-06-22 02:12:49 AM  

House of Tards: I have the weirdest boner right now.


forestwhitaker-information.com
 
2011-06-22 02:19:07 AM  

crab66: Attractive people should be allowed to have sex in public as much as they want.


She should be allowed to schlick it all she wants, but he shouldn't be allowed within 50 yards of her doing it.
 
2011-06-22 02:19:14 AM  

mhuckins: TomD9938: Mock26: I once got an incredible blow job on the beach in broad daylight. It was a ton of fun. So was she.

Fat girls do try harder.

I don't give good head because I am fat.

I am fat because I give good head.


Golf Clap.
 
2011-06-22 02:23:17 AM  
ARRested, you mean.
 
2011-06-22 02:25:14 AM  

jingks: House of Tards: I have the weirdest boner right now.


*Jeff Koenig pic*

Whoa!

Just took a look to see what he's up to these days only to learn that he greased himself last year. Things must have been hard for a long time.

America has lost its Boner.
 
HBK
2011-06-22 02:29:06 AM  

mhuckins: TomD9938: Mock26: I once got an incredible blow job on the beach in broad daylight. It was a ton of fun. So was she.

Fat girls do try harder.

I don't give good head because I am fat.

I am fat because I give good head.


And we have a new Fark AW!!

Congratulations, you've recently starched the socks of dozens of male farkers!
 
2011-06-22 02:29:40 AM  
Treasure Island, eh? Why this was absent from the Vegas Fark party a few months ago is beyond me...
 
2011-06-22 02:36:22 AM  

HBK: mhuckins: TomD9938: Mock26: I once got an incredible blow job on the beach in broad daylight. It was a ton of fun. So was she.

Fat girls do try harder.

I don't give good head because I am fat.

I am fat because I give good head.

And we have a new Fark AW!!

Congratulations, you've recently starched the socks of dozens of male farkers!


I don't wanna be an AW, I just had to stand up for my fat peeps.
 
2011-06-22 02:42:40 AM  

HawgWild: Steve Perry. And I shoulda been gooone!


dude, I thought we said no more Journey psyche-outs !
 
2011-06-22 02:46:21 AM  

mhuckins: HBK: mhuckins: TomD9938: Mock26: I once got an incredible blow job on the beach in broad daylight. It was a ton of fun. So was she.

Fat girls do try harder.

I don't give good head because I am fat.

I am fat because I give good head.

And we have a new Fark AW!!

Congratulations, you've recently starched the socks of dozens of male farkers!

I don't wanna be an AW, I just had to stand up for my fat peeps.


i think i wanna make you fatter.

jk

/maybe not kidding ;o)
 
2011-06-22 02:47:52 AM  

HBK: mhuckins: TomD9938: Mock26: I once got an incredible blow job on the beach in broad daylight. It was a ton of fun. So was she.

Fat girls do try harder.

I don't give good head because I am fat.

I am fat because I give good head.

And we have a new Fark AW!!

Congratulations, you've recently starched the socks of dozens of male farkers!


Haters gonna hate
www.pawsru.org
 
2011-06-22 02:48:36 AM  

jingks: House of Tards: I have the weirdest boner right now.


I ugly-laughed at that embarrassingly loud.
 
2011-06-22 02:55:34 AM  

Popular Opinion: mhuckins: HBK: mhuckins: TomD9938: Mock26: I once got an incredible blow job on the beach in broad daylight. It was a ton of fun. So was she.

Fat girls do try harder.

I don't give good head because I am fat.

I am fat because I give good head.

And we have a new Fark AW!!

Congratulations, you've recently starched the socks of dozens of male farkers!

I don't wanna be an AW, I just had to stand up for my fat peeps.

i think i wanna make you fatter.

jk

/maybe not kidding ;o)


I'm scared. How do you run away from an online thread? Logging out doesn't seem to be making me feel more safe.
 
2011-06-22 03:01:18 AM  

mhuckins: I'm scared. How do you run away from an online thread? Logging out doesn't seem to be making me feel more safe.


=o(
 
2011-06-22 03:03:43 AM  

Popular Opinion: mhuckins: I'm scared. How do you run away from an online thread? Logging out doesn't seem to be making me feel more safe.

=o(


It's the clown nose smiles.
 
2011-06-22 03:06:36 AM  

mhuckins: Popular Opinion: mhuckins: I'm scared. How do you run away from an online thread? Logging out doesn't seem to be making me feel more safe.

=o(

It's the clown nose smiles.


=/
 
2011-06-22 03:07:12 AM  
ftfa: Huerta and Perry were only about 100 feet from Caddy's on the Beach while taking part in the sex act, and police reports say the twosome were both under the influence of alcohol as they participated in fondling and public sex for over thirty minutes.

Alcohol? Nah, I suspect it was quay-lewd.
 
2011-06-22 03:08:00 AM  

Isildur: ftfa: Huerta and Perry were only about 100 feet from Caddy's on the Beach while taking part in the sex act, and police reports say the twosome were both under the influence of alcohol as they participated in fondling and public sex for over thirty minutes.

Alcohol? Nah, I suspect it was quay-lewd.


Badum-tsh!
 
2011-06-22 03:08:58 AM  
OK, my college gf and I got into some serious topless (her) make out on the beach at St. Armands/Lido Key off Sarasota in the summer of 1970, but we also had the smarts to take it into the woods just off the beach when we were actually farking our brains out in the daylight hours.

OTOH, we used that same beach, out in the open, when banging like bunnies after dark, except for one time we did it on the grounds of the junior high we had attended years before.

/yeah, we were young, stupid and horny as all hell
//and very damn lucky we weren't caught
 
2011-06-22 03:11:33 AM  

Aulus: OK, my college gf and I got into some serious topless (her) make out on the beach at St. Armands/Lido Key off Sarasota in the summer of 1970, but we also had the smarts to take it into the woods just off the beach when we were actually farking our brains out in the daylight hours.

OTOH, we used that same beach, out in the open, when banging like bunnies after dark, except for one time we did it on the grounds of the junior high we had attended years before.

/yeah, we were young, stupid and horny as all hell
//and very damn lucky we weren't caught


I suppose it wasn't such a huge deal in 1970... it wouldn't have landed you on the sex offender registry, mostly because I don't think it existed back then...
 
2011-06-22 03:13:32 AM  

mhuckins: Popular Opinion: mhuckins: HBK: mhuckins: TomD9938: Mock26: I once got an incredible blow job on the beach in broad daylight. It was a ton of fun. So was she.

Fat girls do try harder.

I don't give good head because I am fat.

I am fat because I give good head.

And we have a new Fark AW!!

Congratulations, you've recently starched the socks of dozens of male farkers!

I don't wanna be an AW, I just had to stand up for my fat peeps.

i think i wanna make you fatter.

jk

/maybe not kidding ;o)

I'm scared. How do you run away from an online thread? Logging out doesn't seem to be making me feel more safe.



Don't give them your e-mail and you will be safe(checks profile) well, good luck.
 
2011-06-22 03:23:21 AM  
Rhino_man: I suppose it wasn't such a huge deal in 1970... it wouldn't have landed you on the sex offender registry, mostly because I don't think it existed back then...

No, but she was two or three months shy of 18 at the time, so statutory rape charges might have come into play.

OTOH, I might have escaped that, as her mother really liked me and took her into get the pill shortly after we started dating.
 
2011-06-22 03:44:18 AM  

TheDumbBlonde: Nabb1: Ah, white trash mating rituals. Enjoy being registered sex offenders!

I was having dinner with my husband, kids, elderly mom and older sister in Cocoa Beach last summer. Talk about white trash hell hole. Short story: The beach crowd was on the restaurant deck, but two hold outs were engaging in mutual masterbation 6 feet from the tables . The manager went out and asked them to cease, and they got up and stumbled towards the water to a standing ovation from the crowd. Things quited down, as much as drunk trash can, and my smartass 10 yr old said to my sister, while perusing the menu, "Aunt Debbie, these prices are very reasonable, considering you get dinner and a show". My life.


We have a winner! Please close the thread.
 
2011-06-22 04:05:20 AM  
jesh..
He did it for the Lutz, do i have to do everything here?
 
2011-06-22 04:37:14 AM  

bangmaid: I wonder how discrete they were being. If they were like, under a blanket or something, $10,000 bail is a little excessive.


Seems like a night in the drunk tank and and being woken up and booted out onto the street at 5am would be more in order.
 
2011-06-22 04:51:13 AM  
I love Treasure Island but dude, sex on the beach belongs in Ft. Desoto. It's not that far a drive and it's worth it. Place is awesome.
 
2011-06-22 04:53:36 AM  

mhuckins: TomD9938: Mock26: I once got an incredible blow job on the beach in broad daylight. It was a ton of fun. So was she.

Fat girls do try harder.

I don't give good head because I am fat.

I am fat because I give good head.


ROFL!
 
2011-06-22 05:52:58 AM  
Note that they said public sex on the beach, not sex on a public beach - because there are no public peaches in Treasure Island.
 
2011-06-22 06:05:31 AM  

mhuckins: I don't give good head because I am fat.

I am fat because I give good head.


highfive.gif

/makes two of us
//140 lbs at 5'6" isn't even a size 12, you dumb farkers
 
2011-06-22 06:13:28 AM  
Funny, the mug shots live up to the cute chicks with douchebags theme that is Caddy's reputation

strangebeaver.com

Proof (new window) SFW
 
2011-06-22 06:20:18 AM  
approves
media.tumblr.com
 
GBB
2011-06-22 06:35:09 AM  
"You may also like...

Pool dump:..."

No sir, I don't like it. Not at all.
 
2011-06-22 06:36:57 AM  
Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam...

And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva...

And so will the sex offender registry...
 
2011-06-22 06:41:19 AM  
We're trying to have a civilization here. Get a room.

/and that chick needs glasses too
 
2011-06-22 07:27:16 AM  

mhuckins: styckx: She has a history with getting arrested.

She is 2 days old then me and at least 10 times more of a slut. Somehow this makes me feel better about myself.

Oh, and her eyebrows are disgustingly uneven. It costs like $10 to have them professionally shaped. It is unexcusable!


Well, don't let her get a head start!

/eip
 
2011-06-22 07:37:11 AM  

Aulus: OK, my college gf and I got into some serious topless (her) make out on the beach at St. Armands/Lido Key off Sarasota in the summer of 1970, but we also had the smarts to take it into the woods just off the beach when we were actually farking our brains out in the daylight hours.

OTOH, we used that same beach, out in the open, when banging like bunnies after dark, except for one time we did it on the grounds of the junior high we had attended years before.

/yeah, we were young, stupid and horny as all hell
//and very damn lucky we weren't caught


I'm proud of you that you kept your tee on as a nice boy should.


Hey, Sex on the Beach is supposed to be the name of a crappy drink.
 
2011-06-22 08:11:39 AM  

bangmaid: I wonder how discrete they were being. If they were like, under a blanket or something, $10,000 bail is a little excessive.


It could be the judge's election year.

/She will make one hell of a sales woman
 
2011-06-22 08:25:34 AM  

mhuckins: styckx: She has a history with getting arrested.

She is 2 days old then me and at least 10 times more of a slut. Somehow this makes me feel better about myself.

Oh, and her eyebrows are disgustingly uneven. It costs like $10 to have them professionally shaped. It is unexcusable!


We here at Fark aim to please.

/oh and EIP
 
2011-06-22 08:41:31 AM  

mhuckins: styckx: She has a history with getting arrested.

She is 2 days old then me and at least 10 times more of a slut. Somehow this makes me feel better about myself.

Oh, and her eyebrows are disgustingly uneven. It costs like $10 to have them professionally shaped. It is unexcusable!


That must've been a hell of a couple of days.
 
2011-06-22 08:54:33 AM  
She does have a linked in profile. Guessing the people she is doing an internship with is impressed.
 
2011-06-22 09:02:46 AM  
I tried to talk mrs bearcats into some beach sex in Charleston a few weeks ago. She said no, because she's mean and selfish....okay, and because it was the middle of the day with dozens of families around us.

/man has needs
 
2011-06-22 09:36:19 AM  

AirForceVet: Only Floridians have sex on public beaches in full daylight. Tourists usually do that ritual at night.


I had sex on the beach in Destin, FL in broad daylight and I'm not a Floridian. We were on the Santa Rosa Sound side, we were both sober and the beach was deserted. Plenty of boats were offshore though. The future Mrs. NG and I were walking along and she just stopped, looked at me and said, "Right here. Right now." Being a gentleman, I took off my shirt and laid it on the sand. It was rather quick because I was worried about getting caught. I'm sure a few boaters saw the show. 1989 was a good year. In 1992 we had sex in the infield of the Kentucky Derby. Alcohol was involved that time and in that crowd I wasn't worried about getting in trouble.
 
2011-06-22 09:37:13 AM  

bearcats1983: I tried to talk mrs bearcats into some beach sex in Charleston a few weeks ago. She said no, because she's mean and selfish....okay, and because it was the middle of the day with dozens of families around us.

/man has needs


Which Charleston? SC,VA? And where did you get the name Bearcats?
 
2011-06-22 10:02:20 AM  

dkrel: She does have a linked in profile. Guessing the people she is doing an internship with is impressed.


Umm if your gonna tell us please provide a link to said profile.
 
2011-06-22 10:03:54 AM  

mhuckins: I don't give good head because I am fat.

I am fat because I give good head.



How YOU doin?

BIE? EIP?
 
2011-06-22 10:12:12 AM  

mhuckins: TomD9938: Mock26: I once got an incredible blow job on the beach in broad daylight. It was a ton of fun. So was she.

Fat girls do try harder.

I don't give good head because I am fat.

I am fat because I give good head.


.......and boom goes the dynamite!
 
2011-06-22 10:31:20 AM  

mhuckins: TomD9938: Mock26: I once got an incredible blow job on the beach in broad daylight. It was a ton of fun. So was she.

Fat girls do try harder.

I don't give good head because I am fat.

I am fat because I give good head.


Welcome to my favorites list. That was hilarious. Also, BIE?
 
2011-06-22 10:41:03 AM  
Unbelievable. How could THAT guy bang such a hot chick for well over 30 minutes?

Seriously baby, look me up, I'd be finished in 5!
 
2011-06-22 10:46:54 AM  

Gasconne: mhuckins: I don't give good head because I am fat.

I am fat because I give good head.

highfive.gif

/makes two of us
//140 lbs at 5'6" isn't even a size 12, you dumb farkers


I'm please that at least one gal could find that comment funny and not whorish.
 
2011-06-22 11:09:18 AM  
Fifty people?!? There's just got to be pictures. And video.
 
2011-06-22 12:20:17 PM  

Brontes: styckx: She has a history with getting arrested.

That's...kind of creepy of you


.Agrees
 
2011-06-22 12:55:47 PM  
What can she possibly see in him? Yeah his future career prospects look oh so promising and he looks like he will be a loving and caring husband who can teach their children valuable life skills.
 
2011-06-22 01:11:06 PM  

mhuckins: Gasconne: mhuckins: I don't give good head because I am fat.

I am fat because I give good head.

highfive.gif

/makes two of us
//140 lbs at 5'6" isn't even a size 12, you dumb farkers

I'm please that at least one gal could find that comment funny and not whorish.


You can make that two. Except I'm not a gal. And I want your BIE.
 
2011-06-22 01:36:02 PM  

RedfordRenegade: Unbelievable. How could THAT guy bang such a hot chick for well over 30 minutes?

Seriously baby, look me up, I'd be finished in 5!


That's not a Good Thing.


bentley57: Fifty people?!? There's just got to be pictures. And video.


Just a matter of time. Hopefully.


elev8meL8r: mhuckins: Gasconne: mhuckins: I don't give good head because I am fat.

I am fat because I give good head.

highfive.gif

/makes two of us
//140 lbs at 5'6" isn't even a size 12, you dumb farkers

I'm please that at least one gal could find that comment funny and not whorish.

You can make that two. Except I'm not a gal. And I want your BIE.


Third?

/EIP
 
2011-06-22 01:37:21 PM  

elev8meL8r: mhuckins: Gasconne: mhuckins: I don't give good head because I am fat.

I am fat because I give good head.

highfive.gif

/makes two of us
//140 lbs at 5'6" isn't even a size 12, you dumb farkers

I'm please that at least one gal could find that comment funny and not whorish.

You can make that two. Except I'm not a gal. And I want your BIE.


I am slightly confused. Why would you agree that giving head makes you fat?
 
2011-06-22 01:40:39 PM  

TomD9938: Mock26: I once got an incredible blow job on the beach in broad daylight. It was a ton of fun. So was she.

Fat Japanese girls do try harder.


Fixed that for you.
 
2011-06-22 01:42:09 PM  

mhuckins: elev8meL8r: mhuckins: Gasconne: mhuckins: I don't give good head because I am fat.

I am fat because I give good head.

highfive.gif

/makes two of us
//140 lbs at 5'6" isn't even a size 12, you dumb farkers

I'm please that at least one gal could find that comment funny and not whorish.

You can make that two. Except I'm not a gal. And I want your BIE.

I am slightly confused. Why would you agree that giving head makes you fat?


Disregard that. Slight confusion is due to farking on the cell phone. I've gotten off my lazy ass onto the computer.
 
2011-06-22 02:00:25 PM  

mhuckins: Slight confusion is due to farking on the cell phone. I've gotten off my lazy ass onto the computer.


shauna.eyebright.org

That line works on so many levels.
 
2011-06-22 02:11:29 PM  

Wthrwyz: mhuckins: Slight confusion is due to farking on the cell phone. I've gotten off my lazy ass onto the computer.

That line works on so many levels.


I am reminded of this movie all of the time. It is a great movie, but so very very disturbing.

Link (new window)
 
2011-06-22 02:53:08 PM  

mhuckins: Link (new window)


Hoo-boy.

/If this were instant I'd watch it just for the sheer weirdness, but something tells me waiting for the DVD to show up is just too much.
 
2011-06-22 03:47:23 PM  
If they'd only waited until about 9:00 or 10:00 PM they'd have been able to do whatever they wanted without interruption. No one walks down the T.I. beach shore line at night. I don't understand why not either. When I lived out there I would walk 4-6 miles every evening, all seasons, every night except when it was raining hard. It was absolutely delightful and I could never figure out why no one else was out there.
 
2011-06-22 03:51:06 PM  

Wthrwyz: You can make that two. Except I'm not a gal. And I want your BIE.

Third?

/EIP



BIE thread? ok
Fourth

/EIP
 
2011-06-22 05:22:17 PM  
I see alcohol was involved . . .
 
2011-06-22 07:13:10 PM  
I hope they remembered sunscreen
 
2011-06-24 08:30:03 PM  

mhuckins: styckx: She has a history with getting arrested.

She is 2 days old then me and at least 10 times more of a slut. Somehow this makes me feel better about myself.


Only 10 times more? What are you doing later?
 
2011-06-24 10:40:07 PM  

Mudgen: mhuckins: styckx: She has a history with getting arrested.

She is 2 days old then me and at least 10 times more of a slut. Somehow this makes me feel better about myself.


Only 10 times more? What are you doing later?


Nursing a broken pinky toe :(

Sorry, your outta luck.
 
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