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2011-06-21 08:14:44 PM
Lovely.
 
2011-06-21 08:18:10 PM
Arrr, Jim lad!

Thar be exhibitionists.

Yarrrr.
 
2011-06-21 08:26:43 PM
Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin each other.
 
2011-06-21 08:26:54 PM
Steve Perry. And I shoulda been gooone!

/she looks like she just got done playing "uppy-downy", too
//I'd hit it
///but not after knowing that guy hit it
////yeah, I'd still hit it
 
2011-06-21 08:28:18 PM
That mugshot suggests that the guy got cut off a little early. I know I've made that face before (although the police weren't the reason for mine).
 
2011-06-21 08:30:42 PM

HawgWild: Steve Perry. And I shoulda been gooone!CINNAMON GUUM!!

/she looks like she just got done playing "uppy-downy", too
//I'd hit it
///but not after knowing that guy hit it
////yeah, I'd still hit it


\oblig
 
2011-06-21 08:31:51 PM

FriarReb98: HawgWild: Steve Perry. And I shoulda been gooone!CINNAMON GUUM!!

/she looks like she just got done playing "uppy-downy", too
//I'd hit it
///but not after knowing that guy hit it
////yeah, I'd still hit it

\oblig


Heh ...
 
2011-06-21 08:34:54 PM
I wonder how discrete they were being. If they were like, under a blanket or something, $10,000 bail is a little excessive.
 
2011-06-21 08:51:03 PM
/hums "Is she really going out with him"
 
2011-06-21 08:59:11 PM

bangmaid: I wonder how discrete they were being. If they were like, under a blanket or something, $10,000 bail is a little excessive.


Under a blanket? On St Pete Beach? In June? In front of a beachfront restaurant? I'm sure they were the definiation of descretion.
 
2011-06-21 09:43:28 PM
His nickname wasn't Long John Silvers, was it?
 
2011-06-21 09:55:48 PM
She looks awfully pleased with herself.
 
2011-06-21 09:59:50 PM
Did they have fuzzy navels?
 
2011-06-21 10:00:32 PM
Ah, white trash mating rituals. Enjoy being registered sex offenders!
 
2011-06-21 10:06:08 PM
I bet she likes to drink wine coolers
 
2011-06-21 10:09:17 PM

Nabb1: Ah, white trash mating rituals. Enjoy being registered sex offenders!


I was having dinner with my husband, kids, elderly mom and older sister in Cocoa Beach last summer. Talk about white trash hell hole. Short story: The beach crowd was on the restaurant deck, but two hold outs were engaging in mutual masterbation 6 feet from the tables . The manager went out and asked them to cease, and they got up and stumbled towards the water to a standing ovation from the crowd. Things quited down, as much as drunk trash can, and my smartass 10 yr old said to my sister, while perusing the menu, "Aunt Debbie, these prices are very reasonable, considering you get dinner and a show". My life.
 
2011-06-21 10:17:50 PM
She's rather fetching. What's she doing with that douchebag?
 
2011-06-21 10:18:02 PM
I met a girl once who'd been arrested for having sex in public twice before - once on a car hood in a mall parking lot, once on a piano in a hotel lobby - and she was still a teenager. She was sort of cute (kind of a weird nose), red hair, big-but-not-super-big boobs, bad breath. I never saw her again, sometimes I wonder what became of her.

/csb?
 
2011-06-21 10:33:27 PM
"as they participated in fondling and public sex for over thirty minutes."

WHAR VIDEO!
 
2011-06-21 10:34:47 PM
How the hell did that douchebag get her?
 
2011-06-21 10:51:49 PM

eddyatwork: How the hell did that douchebag get her?


I believe copious amounts of alcohol were involved.
 
2011-06-21 11:01:52 PM
She looks like she had a good time.
 
2011-06-21 11:21:08 PM
can your JBF hair in a mugshot be used as evidence?
 
2011-06-21 11:24:03 PM

TheDumbBlonde: Nabb1: Ah, white trash mating rituals. Enjoy being registered sex offenders!

I was having dinner with my husband, kids, elderly mom and older sister in Cocoa Beach last summer. Talk about white trash hell hole. Short story: The beach crowd was on the restaurant deck, but two hold outs were engaging in mutual masterbation 6 feet from the tables . The manager went out and asked them to cease, and they got up and stumbled towards the water to a standing ovation from the crowd. Things quited down, as much as drunk trash can, and my smartass 10 yr old said to my sister, while perusing the menu, "Aunt Debbie, these prices are very reasonable, considering you get dinner and a show". My life.


You raised him right.
 
2011-06-21 11:32:51 PM
Almost got arrested near Sunset Beach, but it was the middle of the night. Usually didn't have any problems any where else, but again, night time is the best.

Now Jungle Prada during the day is a different story.
 
2011-06-22 12:22:24 AM
Steve Perry really let himself go after Journey
 
2011-06-22 12:22:53 AM
I like that it went on for at least 30 minutes. How big was the crowd watching, until some a-hole has to call the cops?
 
2011-06-22 12:23:26 AM

TheDumbBlonde: eddyatwork: How the hell did that douchebag get her?

I believe copious amounts of alcohol were involved.


OK, what would an acceptable man for her look like? And don't post a picture of yourself.

Women are attracted to different things in guys. Maybe he's very confident, the leader of his social pack, is starting his own business... Who knows?

As far as arrests go, this is one I'd be proud of. You can go ahead and post this mugshot all over the net if I'm that dude.
 
2011-06-22 12:24:23 AM
Obviously he was digging for clams.
 
2011-06-22 12:24:24 AM
TTIWWP(irates)
 
2011-06-22 12:25:43 AM

playblu: I met a girl once who'd been arrested for having sex in public twice before - once on a car hood in a mall parking lot, once on a piano in a hotel lobby - and she was still a teenager. She was sort of cute (kind of a weird nose), red hair, big-but-not-super-big boobs, bad breath. I never saw her again, sometimes I wonder what became of her.

/csb?


You don't have to come here and tell all my moms' bizness like that
 
2011-06-22 12:26:26 AM
Alcohol was certainly not involved.

/she looks fun
 
2011-06-22 12:26:28 AM

TheDumbBlonde: Nabb1: Ah, white trash mating rituals. Enjoy being registered sex offenders!

I was having dinner with my husband, kids, elderly mom and older sister in Cocoa Beach last summer. Talk about white trash hell hole. Short story: The beach crowd was on the restaurant deck, but two hold outs were engaging in mutual masterbation 6 feet from the tables . The manager went out and asked them to cease, and they got up and stumbled towards the water to a standing ovation from the crowd. Things quited down, as much as drunk trash can, and my smartass 10 yr old said to my sister, while perusing the menu, "Aunt Debbie, these prices are very reasonable, considering you get dinner and a show". My life.


LOL! That is pure win right there.
 
2011-06-22 12:27:13 AM
Thirty minutes this went on. I can imagine the bystander conversation.

"Should we call the police yet?"

"Nah, give 'em the benefit of the doubt, maybe they'll stop sometime this afternoon."

"Conrad! You must call the constable at once!"

"Dearest Mildred, my mobile is getting poor reception. I think I need to stand right... over... here... oh that's good."

Etc.
 
2011-06-22 12:27:50 AM

illicit: Obviously he was digging for clams.


Not at Treasure Island. He was after some booty.
 
2011-06-22 12:27:51 AM
and 22-year-old Steven Douglas Perry, 22, of Lutz

So, wait, how old is he?
 
2011-06-22 12:28:05 AM
FTA: as they participated in fondling and public sex for over thirty minutes.

I see the public was all about getting the police to the scene. There must be a video of this floating around the internets.
 
2011-06-22 12:28:45 AM
 
2011-06-22 12:29:46 AM

styckx: She has a history with getting arrested.


That's...kind of creepy of you
 
2011-06-22 12:30:31 AM
Sex on the beach, sex upside down in an ant pile on a levee, sex in a car by a lighthouse, sex in the backyard...

Least favorite was sex on the beach. Two words. Sandy vagina.

I am for the couple. Nighttime would have been a better time or take it out in the water chest deep. Make love, not war.
www.todaysbookoflove.com
 
2011-06-22 12:30:58 AM

styckx: She has a history with getting arrested.


Yours is from TAMPA. Don't think it's the same ERica.

Mine is from Tallahassee:

http://twitter.com/#!/erica_huerta

She's already taken her facebook page down. Hot chicks and douche bags. OH THE HUGE MANATEE!!!
 
2011-06-22 12:32:27 AM
Only Floridians have sex on public beaches in full daylight. Tourists usually do that ritual at night.

He's from Lutz and probably a redneck. She's from Tallahassee and probably a FSU sorority sister.
 
2011-06-22 12:32:58 AM

holdeestrufs: styckx: She has a history with getting arrested.

Yours is from TAMPA. Don't think it's the same ERica.

Mine is from Tallahassee:

http://twitter.com/#!/erica_huerta

She's already taken her facebook page down. Hot chicks and douche bags. OH THE HUGE MANATEE!!!


First arrest I linked was in Tallahassee. Both have the same exact birthdate. It's her
 
2011-06-22 12:33:34 AM
Long coat, metro tunnel, up against a concrete pillar, rush hour. I ain't sayin' I'm proud, but I ain't sayin' I ain't.
 
2011-06-22 12:34:01 AM

styckx: She has a history with getting arrested.


Whoever does the artwork for Florida Mugshots has no idea how shadows work
 
2011-06-22 12:34:58 AM

styckx: She has a history with getting arrested.


She is 2 days old then me and at least 10 times more of a slut. Somehow this makes me feel better about myself.

Oh, and her eyebrows are disgustingly uneven. It costs like $10 to have them professionally shaped. It is unexcusable!
 
2011-06-22 12:37:09 AM

holdeestrufs: http://twitter.com/#!/erica_huerta


Maybe she takes her show on the road
 
2011-06-22 12:37:39 AM

styckx: It's her


You right. Missed the 1st one. I wonder if my twitter follower request will be approved since she's cut us off from her facebook.
 
2011-06-22 12:38:26 AM
She appears to be kind of hittable, maybe the complaint was that he did not share.
 
2011-06-22 12:38:41 AM

mhuckins: styckx: She has a history with getting arrested.

She is 2 days old then me and at least 10 times more of a slut. Somehow this makes me feel better about myself.

Oh, and her eyebrows are disgustingly uneven. It costs like $10 to have them professionally shaped. It is unexcusable!


Well, if you want to try to make up lost ground....

/EIP
 
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