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(Some Guy)   Westboro is going to picket Ryan Dunn's funeral. Link goes to the flyer on their site. This should end well   (godhatesfags.com) divider line 353
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2011-06-21 09:37:47 AM
God Hates Jackasses?
 
2011-06-21 09:52:30 AM

Theaetetus: God Hates Jackasses?


If that were the case, then why did He populate the world with them?
 
2011-06-21 10:12:09 AM
God hates worthless drunk drivers who kill their friends?
 
2011-06-21 10:18:29 AM
Goshen, PA (one of the most evil states to ever exist)

I wonder how PA earned that distinction.
 
2011-06-21 10:21:12 AM
Given the driver's line of work, having the Phelpsies there is pretty much mandatory.
 
2011-06-21 10:23:44 AM

Diogenes: Goshen, PA (one of the most evil states to ever exist)

I wonder how PA earned that distinction.


They let people have free will and not be mindless drones who follow the bible blindly.

Wait....didn't God give man free will to make their own choices in life? Maybe God is evil...
 
2011-06-21 10:24:09 AM
All the "evils" and problems facing our world, and these nuts are in a lather over a guy who put a Matchbox up his butt.

Shows you how committed they are to bringing the light. They're bringing a spotlight to their AWing.
 
2011-06-21 10:25:33 AM

ManateeGag: Wait....didn't God give man free will to make their own choices in life? Maybe God is evil...


We gave ourselves free will by eating of the Tree. And we see how cool God was with that.
 
2011-06-21 10:29:21 AM

Diogenes: We gave ourselves free will by eating of the Tree


So it was god's choice that we ate from the tree? Because we didn't have free will before that, so it must have been his choice...right?
 
2011-06-21 10:35:05 AM
This could be a good thing. I'm sure there are a lot of Ryan Dunn fans that will be more than willing to give these Westboro farktards what they have coming to them.
 
2011-06-21 10:35:33 AM

Demetrius: Diogenes: We gave ourselves free will by eating of the Tree

So it was god's choice that we ate from the tree? Because we didn't have free will before that, so it must have been his choice...right?


Snake set us up. ;-)
 
2011-06-21 10:37:33 AM
Well, I think that WBC just guaranteed themselves a cameo in the next Jackass movie.
 
2011-06-21 10:40:22 AM
img689.imageshack.us
 
2011-06-21 10:43:33 AM

TheYeti: Well, I think that WBC just guaranteed themselves a cameo in the next Jackass movie.


I can't wait to see their posters for this one.

"God Hates Bottle Rockets in the Ass"

"Grinding Dooms Nations"
 
2011-06-21 11:07:36 AM
The time is finally here Fark!! The Westboro Folk are going to get curb stomped by a group that has the ability and zero money to sue for.
 
2011-06-21 11:09:20 AM
I feel dirty just reading that flier.
 
2011-06-21 11:10:21 AM
God hates pdf files.
 
2011-06-21 11:10:40 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: The time is finally here Fark!! The Westboro Folk are going to get curb stomped by a group that has the ability and zero money to sue for.


If we could only get the Juggalos to play the role of the Patriot Guard!
 
2011-06-21 11:23:43 AM
On one hand, I love the right to freedom of speech and all that it brings. On the other hand, I would love nothing more than for a mob to set themselves upon the head Westboro tool and not stop until only bloody scraps of flesh remain. Curious.
 
2011-06-21 11:31:30 AM

ArtosRC: On one hand, I love the right to freedom of speech and all that it brings. On the other hand, I would love nothing more than for a mob to set themselves upon the head Westboro tool and not stop until only bloody scraps of flesh remain. Curious.


I think it's a sign of wisdom and maturity. Despite knowing what you want to do, you know what is right.

I would love to feed them all into a woodchipper and dance naked in the bloody, chunky spray until I absorb all their power. But I know that would be wrong.
 
2011-06-21 11:46:37 AM

Diogenes: I would love to feed them all into a woodchipper and dance naked in the bloody, chunky spray until I absorb all their power. But I know that would be wrong.


That would be wrong, very very fun, but very very wrong....
 
2011-06-21 11:58:52 AM

Sybarite: Theaetetus: God Hates Jackasses?

If that were the case, then why did He populate the world with them?


over in two.
 
2011-06-21 11:59:11 AM
... and the link is FARKed ...

www.wizards.com
 
2011-06-21 12:00:05 PM
yay. Another thread where people call Ryan Dunn a drunk driver, even though there's no solid evidence that he was drunk.
 
2011-06-21 12:00:42 PM
Maybe we'll finally get to see a full on battle royale between the two camps.
 
2011-06-21 12:01:01 PM
If Roger Ebert's 100% accurate tweet about Ryan being a dumbass has elicted seething rage amongst the rest of the group and fans... how the hell will the WBC be received?

Hmm...
 
2011-06-21 12:01:51 PM

Diogenes: Goshen, PA (one of the most evil states to ever exist)

I wonder how PA earned that distinction.


Draconian blue laws.
 
2011-06-21 12:01:52 PM
Corporate IT firewall hates hate sites.
 
2011-06-21 12:01:57 PM
Goshen, PA (one of the most evil states to ever exist)

Come on, WBC. I've smelled Pittsburgh too, but next to New York and New Jersey, Pennsylvania is like the Amish neighbor.
 
2011-06-21 12:02:23 PM
Would it be ironic if a drunk driver crashed into the WBC crowd killing them all?
 
2011-06-21 12:02:32 PM
Somehow, this is appropriate. I think the Jackass crew will actually appreciate their presence.
 
2011-06-21 12:03:09 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: The time is finally here Fark!! The Westboro Folk are going to get curb stomped by a group that has the ability and zero money to sue for.


They won't sue the attackers, except maybe as John Does. They will sue the city for failing to adequately provide police protection. Then they get a fat settlement which will fund further asshattery.

Say what you will about WBC, but they are pretty much always thinking three moves ahead.
 
2011-06-21 12:03:16 PM
So it will be the Jackass crowd versus Westboro Baptist church, I don't know who to root for.
 
2011-06-21 12:03:18 PM
God hates links to PDFs.
 
2011-06-21 12:03:31 PM

Diogenes: Goshen, PA (one of the most evil states to ever exist)

I wonder how PA earned that distinction.


When the Amish were shot in PA, Westboro was going to show up and protest. When they asked for police protection the local police response was "Umh we have a mandatory training exercise that day, no spare officers, sorry." Westboro ended up going on the radio and not showing up. Basically law enforcement said "Yes the locals will kick your asses and we will be very, very busy not seeing anything."
 
2011-06-21 12:03:33 PM

Diogenes: The Stealth Hippopotamus: The time is finally here Fark!! The Westboro Folk are going to get curb stomped by a group that has the ability and zero money to sue for.

If we could only get the Juggalos to play the role of the Patriot Guard!


Westboro picketed Dio's funeral, attended by hundreds of metal heads who could grind up most jackass fans and eat them for dinner, but nothing happened. Might be more of a reflection on metal fans than anything, I suppose.

I'd enjoy seeing a mass round-up of Jackass fans, though, and all their mugshots previous to having other things inserted into their asses.
 
2011-06-21 12:03:34 PM

Demetrius: This could be a good thing. I'm sure there are a lot of Ryan Dunn fans that will be more than willing to give these Westboro farktards what they have coming to them.



I hope the crowd at the funeral will throw dildos at those stupid farktards.

Pocket pussies maybe?
 
2011-06-21 12:03:36 PM
Wow. Four headlines for a guy famous for sticking a hot wheels car up his ass.
 
2011-06-21 12:03:42 PM
As much as I detest the Westboro fanatics and their actions, they have the right to picket.

It sucks, but that is the law of the land.

And if their words hurt you so much, it is time for some intraspection in order to obtain inner peace.
 
2011-06-21 12:03:42 PM
And not a single fark was given that day.
 
2011-06-21 12:04:25 PM

Demetrius: This could be a good thing. I'm sure there are a lot of Ryan Dunn fans that will be more than willing to give these Westboro farktards what they have coming to them.


That's their business model, though. Picket whatever funeral getting the most attention, goad people into either disallowing their right to free speech or attacking them, sue, profit. They're hoping for an incident just as much as you are. The best way to deal with these assholes is to hold a bigger, happier, louder counter-protest. They've packed up and gone home a few times when surrounded by a big gay BBQ that ignores them.
 
2011-06-21 12:04:54 PM
Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is 'Westboro Wasp Chase'.
 
2011-06-21 12:05:05 PM

TheYeti: Well, I think that WBC just guaranteed themselves a cameo in the next Jackass movie.


I'm Bam Margera and this is my Lambo plowing through the Phelps clan.
 
2011-06-21 12:05:34 PM

Diogenes: Goshen, PA (one of the most evil states to ever exist)

I wonder how PA earned that distinction.


I think they're just saying that PA is in the top 50 evil states.
 
2011-06-21 12:06:01 PM

Godscrack: God hates pdf files.


I lol'd.
 
2011-06-21 12:06:07 PM

Demetrius: Diogenes: We gave ourselves free will by eating of the Tree

So it was god's choice that we ate from the tree? Because we didn't have free will before that, so it must have been his choice...right?


Are you trying to apply logic to religion?
 
2011-06-21 12:06:12 PM
I can't believe that's actually from westboro. Or if it is...anyone who associates that with anything else in Christianity is just...really, really reaching, or blatantly misinformed.
 
2011-06-21 12:06:13 PM
God hates midget lovers?
 
2011-06-21 12:06:15 PM

Diogenes: Goshen, PA (one of the most evil states to ever exist)

I wonder how PA earned that distinction.


They're easily in the top 50.
 
2011-06-21 12:06:22 PM

Twigz221: yay. Another thread where people call Ryan Dunn a drunk driver, even though there's no solid evidence that he was drunk.


To be fair, from the looks of the wreckage, there isn't any solid evidence of Ryan Dunn.

cdn1.knowyourmeme.com
 
2011-06-21 12:06:35 PM
I dunno, this seems like a slap in the face to those in the military killed in action.
 
2011-06-21 12:06:58 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: The time is finally here Fark!! The Westboro Folk are going to get curb stomped by a group that has the ability and zero money to sue for.


Now all we need is someone to sell tickets...

Just send me $19.95 and I will have it packaged up and sent with a personalized memo straight from WBC's Phantom Phelpster to you... "To ______, guided by God's hand."

Not really, but it sounded good at the time...
 
2011-06-21 12:07:10 PM
Is Mike Vallely going?

If so, I hope we get a video like this (new window).

Good times to come?
 
2011-06-21 12:07:14 PM

Mirrorz: I'm Bam Margera and this is my Lambo plowing through the Phelps clan.


Did he have it fixed yet from when someone putting diesel fuel in it?

Anyway, this could be a good thing. This could be the moment the Jackass crew finally justify their existence.
 
2011-06-21 12:07:15 PM
www.cwomen.com

R.I.P RYAN
 
2011-06-21 12:07:18 PM
It's funny how most of these people are lawyers, yet they talk like they're in junior high.
 
2011-06-21 12:07:20 PM
Somebody will more time/better Photoshop skills than me needs to recreate the Fark re-redesign with "Ryan Dunn" in place of "Showbiz."
 
2011-06-21 12:07:22 PM
Any publicity is good publicity I guess.
 
2011-06-21 12:07:35 PM
i would pay to see this on pay per view but it seems like the wb church never shows up. they threaten to, get ppl all in a tizzy and then scrap the idea.
 
2011-06-21 12:08:06 PM

Diogenes: Goshen, PA (one of the most evil states to ever exist)

I wonder how PA earned that distinction.


I heard it's in the top 50.
 
2011-06-21 12:08:10 PM
This is a sign of the apocalypse
 
2011-06-21 12:08:15 PM
I still think there is more to this story, and that maybe it is all faked.

I mean they honestly expect us to think someone from PA was going faster than the speed limit? In the right lane no less?
 
2011-06-21 12:08:25 PM

Diogenes: Demetrius: Diogenes: We gave ourselves free will by eating of the Tree

So it was god's choice that we ate from the tree? Because we didn't have free will before that, so it must have been his choice...right?

Snake set us up. ;-)


But... God made the snake?

/I'm not getting their 12,000 year old logic.
 
2011-06-21 12:08:26 PM
It would be pretty hilarious if they had his coffin explode, spraying everyone there with pieces of his corpse.
 
2011-06-21 12:08:31 PM
Does the public realize there are only like three of them left? Thousands showed up in Nashville to counter-protest and there were only three of them. That's not a movement, that's just three random jackasses. Someone slashed their tires and the rest of us have moved on.
 
2011-06-21 12:08:43 PM
If these guys just stand for hating everything aren't they more like internet trolls than a church? They're a big circle jerk hating everything and slapping each other on the backs just like we are.

Dont feed em
 
2011-06-21 12:08:56 PM

Demetrius: This could be a good thing. I'm sure there are a lot of Ryan Dunn fans that will be more than willing to give these Westboro farktards what they have coming to them.


Uh, that's the point. These people go out, legally protest in the most infuriating way possible, and sue the pants off anything that tries to stop them. They're awful scum, but the only way to win is to COMPLETELY ignore them.
 
2011-06-21 12:09:30 PM

kapaso: So it will be the Jackass crowd versus Westboro Baptist church, I don't know who to root for.


I'm just rooting for a good show. Whoever loses, we all win.
 
2011-06-21 12:10:08 PM

SixPaperJoint: Is Mike Vallely going?


That would be bad news for Fred and his crew.
 
2011-06-21 12:10:13 PM
The crash was in West Goshen, PA (near Philly). The turd of a PDF said Goshen, which is near Clearfield, in the western third of the state.

/Oh, right...it's the WBC....
 
2011-06-21 12:10:33 PM
There are always headlines like this whenever WBC announces a "protest," and then nothing ever happens.

It will be the same here.
 
2011-06-21 12:10:45 PM
A bunch of guys who get paid millions of dollars to be crazy and make poor decisions?

$ounds like an excellent opportunity, i bet the WBC is just drooling in anticipation.
 
2011-06-21 12:11:20 PM
Twigz221
yay. Another thread where people call Ryan Dunn a drunk driver, even though there's no solid evidence that he was drunk.


i55.tinypic.com
 
2011-06-21 12:11:39 PM
Too much to hope for this to be one of those "One Tin Soldier" moments where both sides wipe themselves out...leaving a disheveled, confused Bam Margera to amble off the battlefield...only to be run over by a drunken Roger Ebert who then smashes into a tree?

/Please?
 
Ral
2011-06-21 12:11:51 PM

Sybarite: Theaetetus: God Hates Jackasses?

If that were the case, then why did He populate the world with them?


Over in two.
 
2011-06-21 12:11:52 PM

Aarontology: God hates worthless drunk drivers who kill their friends?


So then you're with the Phelps?
 
2011-06-21 12:12:21 PM
<b><a target="_blank" href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6313653/69926348#c69926348">Jackpot777</a>:</ b> <i>R.I.P RYAN</i>

Oooh. Fap. Splosh.
 
2011-06-21 12:13:19 PM

Logweasel: Wow. Four headlines for a guy famous for sticking a hot wheels car up his ass.


You're just mad because it was more famous than that time when you stuck that die-cast 747 up your ass.
 
2011-06-21 12:13:51 PM

gilgigamesh: They won't sue the attackers, except maybe as John Does. They will sue the city for failing to adequately provide police protection. Then they get a fat settlement which will fund further asshattery.

Say what you will about WBC, but they are pretty much always thinking three moves ahead.



godsdamnitsomuch. you're right.
 
2011-06-21 12:14:25 PM
The church of hate.

/amazing
 
2011-06-21 12:14:52 PM
The WBC are well aware of how much Knoxville and Co. are worth.

Phelps is probably salivating like a hungry wolf sniffing out a wounded lamb.
 
2011-06-21 12:15:03 PM

Twigz221: yay. Another thread where people call Ryan Dunn a drunk driver, even though there's no solid evidence that he was drunk.


Of course there is no solid evidence. It's splattered across the dashboard of his car.

www.dailyartfixx.com

What splattering might look like.
 
2011-06-21 12:15:34 PM

Twigz221: yay. Another thread where people call Ryan Dunn a drunk driver, even though there's no solid evidence that he was drunk.


There is evidence. There is no absolute proof. There's enough evidence that I'm okay with caliing him a friend killing drunk driver.

There is a picture of him drinking hours before the crash.
The car left a 100' skid mark before leaving the road.
 
2011-06-21 12:15:38 PM

Twigz221: yay. Another thread where people call Ryan Dunn a drunk driver, even though there's no solid evidence that he was drunk.



There's more solid evidence that he was drunk than there is that he was driving.

Pictures and accounts from friends indicated he'd had 3 beers and 3 shots a short time before the crash.
 
2011-06-21 12:16:05 PM

LineNoise: I still think there is more to this story, and that maybe it is all faked.

I mean they honestly expect us to think someone from PA was going faster than the speed limit? In the right lane no less?


Any faster than that and you risk blowing out your tire or bending an axle in the moon surface roads we have.

/Hit a nasty one on Lincoln Drive last week.
 
2011-06-21 12:16:11 PM

Torchsong: Too much to hope for this to be one of those "One Tin Soldier" moments where both sides wipe themselves out...leaving a disheveled, confused Bam Margera to amble off the battlefield...only to be run over by a drunken Roger Ebert who then smashes into a tree?

/Please?


This was truely beautiful.

Brought a tear to my eye.
 
2011-06-21 12:16:18 PM

Pai Mei: Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is 'Westboro Wasp Chase'.


lol, awesome
 
Ral
2011-06-21 12:17:47 PM
This is a good opportunity for me to put up a link to a fascinating essay about the Phelps family and why they are so messed up, and the few in the clan who bailed and why they will have nothing to do with their birth family. This article was originally submitted as an exhibit in a court case where Jon Michael Bell (the author) sued Staffer Communications back in 1994.

Addicted to Hate: The Fred Phelps Story
 
2011-06-21 12:19:34 PM

Tatsuhiko: Diogenes: Demetrius: Diogenes: We gave ourselves free will by eating of the Tree

So it was god's choice that we ate from the tree? Because we didn't have free will before that, so it must have been his choice...right?

Snake set us up. ;-)

But... God made the snake?

/I'm not getting their 12,000 year old logic.


People always had free will and choice - that goes with having a soul. The tree gave people the knowledge of good and evil - one could say it gave people the ability to make an informed choice.

Meanwhile - the only time I laughed out loud during this whole terrible Ryan story was picturing what the Jackassers might have planned for the Phelp's people - and wether they'll televise it.
 
2011-06-21 12:19:37 PM

kingoomieiii: Demetrius: This could be a good thing. I'm sure there are a lot of Ryan Dunn fans that will be more than willing to give these Westboro farktards what they have coming to them.

Uh, that's the point. These people go out, legally protest in the most infuriating way possible, and sue the pants off anything that tries to stop them. They're awful scum, but the only way to win is to COMPLETELY ignore them.


You can't sue when your face is so swollen you can't open your mouth.
I don't think they realize what class of human they'll be up against. Hell, I'll bet half of the funeral procession will be shiatfaced.
 
2011-06-21 12:19:49 PM
This could lead to the most EPIC Jackass stunt ever.

/and I hate the word epic!
 
2011-06-21 12:20:03 PM

Twigz221: Another thread where people call Ryan Dunn a drunk driver, even though there's no solid evidence that he was drunk.


Fine. He was just a lousy driver who over-estimated his capabilities to handle high speed and killed two people.

Better?
 
2011-06-21 12:20:21 PM
Jackass2 The Funeralening
 
2011-06-21 12:20:59 PM

jfivealive: Pai Mei: Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is 'Westboro Wasp Chase'.

lol, awesome


I would pay money for that movie to see that.
 
2011-06-21 12:22:11 PM

marleymaniac: EPIC

/the word epic


EPIC!
 
M-G
2011-06-21 12:23:37 PM
So it will be Battle of the Attention Whores?
 
2011-06-21 12:25:03 PM
It's not often that I consider going to someone's funeral with a video camera, but damn this one has some serious potential.
 
2011-06-21 12:25:17 PM

ManateeGag: Diogenes: Goshen, PA (one of the most evil states to ever exist)

I wonder how PA earned that distinction.

They let people have free will and not be mindless drones who follow the bible blindly.

Wait....didn't God give man free will to make their own choices in life? Maybe God is evil...


4.bp.blogspot.com

Not evil. She just has a sense of humor.
 
2011-06-21 12:25:31 PM

Twigz221: yay. Another thread where people call Ryan Dunn a drunk driver, even though there's no solid evidence that he was drunk.


He had three beers and three shots in the course of FOUR hours. That's drunk.

He deserved his fate and he's a horrible person for bringing another person to his grave because he's above the law.
 
2011-06-21 12:25:44 PM

cryinoutloud: It's funny how most of these people are lawyers, yet they talk like they're in junior high.



For a second I thought you were talking about Farkers, but then I realized that there probably aren't many lawyers here.
 
2011-06-21 12:26:42 PM

Diogenes: Goshen, PA (one of the 50 most evil states to ever exist)

I wonder how PA earned that distinction.


Fixed that for how their minds work.
 
2011-06-21 12:27:09 PM

Glenford: Whoever loses, we all win.


Those were the exact words I came here to say.

/Makes popcorn.
 
2011-06-21 12:27:22 PM
1. Set up Porta Potties and hidden cameras.
2. Wait for Westboro member to go inside.
3. Padlock door, wrap in stretch wrap, tip over.
 
2011-06-21 12:27:54 PM

Twigz221: yay. Another thread where people call Ryan Dunn a drunk driver, even though there's no solid evidence that he was drunk.


As if theres been a time in the past 15 years when Ryan wasn't drunk at 2:30 am.
 
2011-06-21 12:28:09 PM
So Fred's plan is to taunt a bunch of people who make their living by having no impulse control whatsoever? By insulting their dead friend? This isn't some upright soldier's family that worries about things like honor or dignity. I feel like this can't possibly end well for the Phelps clan (until they sue, anyway).
 
2011-06-21 12:28:37 PM

Degenerate Monkey: For a second I thought you were talking about Farkers, but then I realized that there probably aren't many lawyers here.


You must be new. We are ALL lawyers here.

/IANAL
 
2011-06-21 12:29:26 PM

The Grinch: Goshen, PA (one of the most evil states to ever exist)

Come on, WBC. I've smelled Pittsburgh too, but next to New York and New Jersey, Pennsylvania is like the Amish neighbor.


I've seen New York and New Jersey do things Pennsylvania didn't know were anatomically possible.

Ex: Man walks out of bodega, man stops and bends over the gutter, man pukes up a small dog.

The Aristocrats.
 
2011-06-21 12:29:32 PM
Because it bugs me to no end...

We had free will first. The tree gave us knowledge of good and evil. Or if you prefer discernment into our actions. Conscience.

We were told NO by God and we chose to eat the damn fruit regardless. As such free will wasn't obtained by the tree.

/if you are gonna snark religion at least get it right
//and slashies came from the tree of FARK
 
2011-06-21 12:30:09 PM

Diogenes: Goshen, PA (one of the most evil states to ever exist)

I wonder how PA earned that distinction.


Mostly because of the existence of the Pennsylvania Liquor Control Board.
 
2011-06-21 12:30:12 PM

moops: He had three beers and three shots in the course of FOUR hours. That's drunk.


He was also doing, conservatively, a buck ten on a public road which was evidently beyond his ability to keep control of the car.

I'm not glad he's dead or anything but it's hard to feel too sorry for people who get killed through their own incredible recklessness.
 
2011-06-21 12:30:28 PM
This is going to end worse for Westboro then when they get assaulted in Winnipeg before even getting to their rallying point.
 
2011-06-21 12:30:30 PM

LarryDan43: Twigz221: yay. Another thread where people call Ryan Dunn a drunk driver, even though there's no solid evidence that he was drunk.

As if theres been a time in the past 15 years when Ryan wasn't drunk at 2:30 am.


If you drink every single night of your life, you are rarely drunk ... it takes an enormous amount of booze to get a serious drinker drunk.
 
2011-06-21 12:30:35 PM
died in a car accident in Goshen, PA (one of the most evil states to ever exist)

...6/10, almost had me. I now sincerely believe WBCoH are trolling for amusement alone.
 
2011-06-21 12:31:00 PM

moops: He had three beers and three shots in the course of FOUR hours. That's drunk.


3 beers and 3 shots in 4 hours would put me at .036; in the "NOT IMPAIRED" range.
 
2011-06-21 12:32:11 PM
Don Vito vs. Fred Phelps.

Yes please.

www.deviantart.com
 
2011-06-21 12:33:11 PM

kvinesknows: This is going to end worse for Westboro then when they get assaulted in Winnipeg before even getting to their rallying point.


I certainly hope the Jackas crew is at a sewage treatment plant making some special water balloons for Fred and the gang.
 
2011-06-21 12:33:25 PM
One thing about it. If they're there, they can't be at some undeserving innocents funeral.

/so they do have that going for them
 
2011-06-21 12:33:26 PM

Logweasel: Wow. Four headlines for a guy famous for sticking a hot wheels car up his ass.


Think of how many headlines there would be if he got a Tonka truck in there.
 
2011-06-21 12:33:35 PM

Deucednuisance: Twigz221: Another thread where people call Ryan Dunn a drunk driver, even though there's no solid evidence that he was drunk.

Fine. He was just a lousy driver who over-estimated his capabilities to handle high speed and killed two people.

Better?


Not really.

What proof do you have that he was speeding? How do you know that he wasn't swerving to avoid a deer or that his car suffered a mechanical failure?

It's all speculation isn't it? The question is do you want to condemn him or give him the benefit of the doubt until the investigation is concluded? Do you operate on the basis of innocent until proven guilty or guilty until proven innocent?
 
2011-06-21 12:34:20 PM
Attention whores picketing an attention whore's funeral? I don't see a problem here.
 
2011-06-21 12:34:26 PM

Jynxed: Because it bugs me to no end...

We had free will first. The tree gave us knowledge of good and evil. Or if you prefer discernment into our actions. Conscience.

We were told NO by God and we chose to eat the damn fruit regardless. As such free will wasn't obtained by the tree.

/if you are gonna snark religion at least get it right
//and slashies came from the tree of FARK


This.

Further evidence of free-will before the tree can be seen in Adam's first wife, who chose to be independent. This is why God made Eve from Adam's rib, rather than from clay.

/atheist
//Christianity, in all its forms, is very telling about human nature.
 
2011-06-21 12:34:30 PM
The Westboro people are so cute when they're scared shiatless.

Link (new window)
 
2011-06-21 12:34:53 PM

Twigz221: yay. Another thread where people call Ryan Dunn a drunk driver, even though there's no solid evidence that he was drunk.


That's a quality troll. You got a lot of bites from that one.
 
2011-06-21 12:35:45 PM

Two Hearted: moops: He had three beers and three shots in the course of FOUR hours. That's drunk.

3 beers and 3 shots in 4 hours would put me at .036; in the "NOT IMPAIRED" range.


Geeznotthisshiatagain.jpg

/not legally drunk =! not impaired. Not impaired is less than .02. TMYK
 
2011-06-21 12:36:02 PM

gilgigamesh: The Stealth Hippopotamus: The time is finally here Fark!! The Westboro Folk are going to get curb stomped by a group that has the ability and zero money to sue for.

They won't sue the attackers, except maybe as John Does. They will sue the city for failing to adequately provide police protection. Then they get a fat settlement which will fund further asshattery.

Say what you will about WBC, but they are pretty much always thinking three moves ahead.


Let their heirs sue
 
2011-06-21 12:36:25 PM
blogs.sfweekly.com
Isn't it about time someone firebomb their sorry excuse for a church with everyone locked in it?

Ryan Dunn was funny, but he was also an asshole for drinking before he went out driving like an idiot and got someone else killed. But these asshats will use any reason at all to go protest and spout their hatred of everything that isn't them. There is freedom of speech, and then there is being a hateful asshole who interferes in the rights of others.
 
2011-06-21 12:36:46 PM
I was agreeing with everything on the Westboro poster until the part where they said he wasn't even funny. WTF, Westboro?
 
2011-06-21 12:37:35 PM

Hagbardr: 1. Set up Porta Potties and hidden cameras.
2. Wait for Westboro member to go inside.
3. Padlock door, wrap in stretch wrap, tip over.



That would be fun as well.
 
2011-06-21 12:38:05 PM

TravisBickle62: LarryDan43: Twigz221: yay. Another thread where people call Ryan Dunn a drunk driver, even though there's no solid evidence that he was drunk.

As if theres been a time in the past 15 years when Ryan wasn't drunk at 2:30 am.

If you drink every single night of your life, you are rarely drunk ... it takes an enormous amount of booze to get a serious drinker drunk.


And you're saying that equates to not being impaired? I'd like to hear that coming from a doctor.
 
2011-06-21 12:38:13 PM

SixPaperJoint: Is Mike Vallely going?

If so, I hope we get a video like this (new window).

Good times to come?


In the immortal words of Ice Cube: those frat boys picked the wrong [bad-ass skater/punk rocker] to f*ck with.
 
2011-06-21 12:38:36 PM

The Slush: Diogenes: Goshen, PA (one of the most evil states to ever exist)

I wonder how PA earned that distinction.

Draconian blue laws.


I think Weaver lives in that state. Have him tell you what you have to go through to buy a six-pack, a case, a bottle of wine, and a bottle of vodka for a party.

/Westboro you're dealing with a bunch of grieving immature people here that have no respect for the unspoken rules of decency and MTV to bail them out of trouble. This will end badly for you.
 
2011-06-21 12:39:01 PM

amoral: Twigz221: yay. Another thread where people call Ryan Dunn a drunk driver, even though there's no solid evidence that he was drunk.

There is evidence. There is no absolute proof. There's enough evidence that I'm okay with caliing him a friend killing drunk driver.

There is a picture of him drinking hours before the crash.
The car left a 100' skid mark before leaving the road.


I hope he realizes the Bar Owner already said Ryan Dunn had 3 beers and 3 shots before leaving the bar, also he appeared "not visibly drunk"
 
2011-06-21 12:39:10 PM

havocmike: Don Vito vs. Fred Phelps.

Yes please.


Unless Fred Phelps is a 12-year-old girl, I don't think Vito would be interested.
 
2011-06-21 12:40:15 PM
I think they could make a lot more money if they kept protesting the way they are, but let people punch them for ten dollars. Same basic concept, but everybody wins.
 
2011-06-21 12:40:22 PM

Twigz221: yay. Another thread where people call Ryan Dunn a drunk driver, even though there's no solid evidence that he was drunk.


Yeah, I know. I was hoping for a thread where people would defend him posthumously by pointing out semantically useless non-factoids-

Oh.

Wait.
 
2011-06-21 12:41:06 PM

Diogenes: Goshen, PA (one of the most evil states to ever exist)

I wonder how PA earned that distinction.


really
beating out floriduh and california
 
2011-06-21 12:41:48 PM

Karma Curmudgeon: Two Hearted: moops: He had three beers and three shots in the course of FOUR hours. That's drunk.

3 beers and 3 shots in 4 hours would put me at .036; in the "NOT IMPAIRED" range.

Geeznotthisshiatagain.jpg

/not legally drunk =! not impaired. Not impaired is less than .02. TMYK


And operating a motor vehicle is still legal, despite the impairment.
 
2011-06-21 12:42:43 PM

Diogenes: We gave ourselves free will by eating of the Tree. And we see how cool God was with that.


I do not think that is correct. If we didn't have free will prior to that, then how could we eat from the tree if god didn't want us to. Eating from the tree gave us knowledge of sin not free will.
 
2011-06-21 12:43:07 PM
for once i hope they get through. drunk drivers that kill others deserve no respect even at their funeral.
 
2011-06-21 12:43:12 PM
Yeah, I'm not about to open a pdf from westboro.
 
2011-06-21 12:43:13 PM

Misconduc: I hope he realizes the Bar Owner already said Ryan Dunn had 3 beers and 3 shots before leaving the bar, also he appeared "not visibly drunk"


The bar owner has a vested interest in saying that since it's illegal to serve the 'visibly intoxicated'. That doesn't mean he's lying, necessarily, but I'd take it with a grain of salt.
 
2011-06-21 12:43:14 PM
Aarontology 2011-06-21 10:12:09 AM

God hates worthless drunk drivers who kill their friends?


worth repeating
 
2011-06-21 12:43:27 PM
Thanks, subby. The link is blocked at work under "Violence/Hate/Racism". That'll look real good with the...

Wait, someone's knocking at my office door.
 
2011-06-21 12:43:49 PM

LarryDan43: Twigz221: yay. Another thread where people call Ryan Dunn a drunk driver, even though there's no solid evidence that he was drunk.

As if theres been a time in the past 15 years when Ryan wasn't drunk at 2:30 am.


Or the pictures of him drinking shortly before the crash?
 
2011-06-21 12:43:52 PM
Apparently most of you are unaware that people who drink regularly develop a tolerance for alcohol.
 
2011-06-21 12:45:07 PM

Karma Curmudgeon: Two Hearted: moops: He had three beers and three shots in the course of FOUR hours. That's drunk.

3 beers and 3 shots in 4 hours would put me at .036; in the "NOT IMPAIRED" range.

Geeznotthisshiatagain.jpg

/not legally drunk =! not impaired. Not impaired is less than .02. TMYK


Ha, I know. I was going add more to it, but it the whole thing is futile. He was a moron, that's about it.
 
2011-06-21 12:45:32 PM
Memo to Spike Jonze and Johnny Knoxville - Chris Pontius Party Boy meets Fred Phelps.

You're welcome.
 
2011-06-21 12:45:38 PM
Wow. Westboro must be falling on serious hard times to do their trolling on this crowd. I'm guessing Phelps is praying for a scratch from an errant piece of gravel kicked up from an MTV van.

Although I think it would be fairly awesome, and fitting, for Knoxville to turn the tables and pull some kinda Jackass-style prank on the WBC crowd.

Seriously, Westboro: When you have to resort to taunting the Jackass Generation, maybe it's time you found a source of income NOT dependant on lawsuits?
 
2011-06-21 12:45:39 PM

MythDragon: Isn't it about time someone firebomb their sorry excuse for a church with everyone locked in it?


Approves.

www.mediacircus.net
 
2011-06-21 12:47:12 PM

SkunkWerks: Twigz221: yay. Another thread where people call Ryan Dunn a drunk driver, even though there's no solid evidence that he was drunk.

Yeah, I know. I was hoping for a thread where people would defend him posthumously by pointing out semantically useless non-factoids-

Oh.

Wait.


I don't really understand why it matters if he was drunk or not. It's not like the guy was evil. If he was drunk, then he made a horrible mistake. If he wasn't, then a horrible accident happened. I guess I just don't see why so many people are all 'served him right!' when the guy wasn't doing anything maliciously.
He was almost definitely drunk, I just don't see how that it makes it any less of a tragedy.
 
2011-06-21 12:48:10 PM

Karma Curmudgeon: Two Hearted: moops: He had three beers and three shots in the course of FOUR hours. That's drunk.

3 beers and 3 shots in 4 hours would put me at .036; in the "NOT IMPAIRED" range.

Geeznotthisshiatagain.jpg

/not legally drunk =! not impaired. Not impaired is less than .02. TMYK


.02 is 1 beer. The general threshold for legal impairment is .06. Somehow I have my doubts that a guy like Dunn would be having trouble driving with a sub .04 BAC. Of course I also have my doubts that he only had 3 beers and 3 shots, but I'm not rushing to pass judgement.

/aren't you late for your MADD meeting?
 
2011-06-21 12:48:12 PM

stevejovi: Memo to Spike Jonze and Johnny Knoxville - Chris Pontius Party Boy meets Fred Phelps.

You're welcome.


Brilliant.
 
2011-06-21 12:49:31 PM

moops: Twigz221: yay. Another thread where people call Ryan Dunn a drunk driver, even though there's no solid evidence that he was drunk.

He had three beers and three shots in the course of FOUR hours. That's drunk.

He deserved his fate and he's a horrible person for bringing another person to his grave because he's above the law.


Debateable, 6 drinks over the course of four hours doesn't mean drunk. Assuming he weighs 180lbs and his drinks were what is commonly considered "normal" (1 drink equals 1 ounce of 100-proof liquor, one five ounce glass of table wine or one 12-ounce bottle of regular beer). His BAC would have probably been around .065, which in the state of Washington is under the legal limit.

Not saying he wasn't impaired but your blanket assertion is wrong.
 
2011-06-21 12:49:51 PM

Pai Mei: Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is 'Westboro Wasp Chase'.


+1

Mirrorz: I'm Bam Margera and this is my Lambo plowing through the Phelps clan.


You were too late. I already gave my 1 point for today.
 
2011-06-21 12:50:26 PM

rattchett: What proof do you have that he was speeding?


Seriously? Physical devastation of the vehicle don't indicate anything to you?

Because this is happens at reasonable speeds, tight?

8.mshcdn.com
 
2011-06-21 12:50:42 PM

The Great EZE: Somebody will more time/better Photoshop skills than me needs to recreate the Fark re-redesign with "Ryan Dunn" in place of "Showbiz."


Who needs photoshop when Chrome will let you edit the live HTML?

img600.imageshack.us
 
2011-06-21 12:50:55 PM

rattchett: Deucednuisance: Twigz221: Another thread where people call Ryan Dunn a drunk driver, even though there's no solid evidence that he was drunk.

Fine. He was just a lousy driver who over-estimated his capabilities to handle high speed and killed two people.

Better?

Not really.

What proof do you have that he was speeding? How do you know that he wasn't swerving to avoid a deer or that his car suffered a mechanical failure?

It's all speculation isn't it? The question is do you want to condemn him or give him the benefit of the doubt until the investigation is concluded? Do you operate on the basis of innocent until proven guilty or guilty until proven innocent?


The skid marks at the scene indicate that he was speeding. Was he actually going over 100 mph? THAT we don't know but the speeding part we know. We also know that he was drinking that night and while he might not be legally drunk (probably we'll never know that based on how the car looks), he had enough alcohol in his body to be impared and think that speeding on that road at night with no seatbelt was a good idea.
 
2011-06-21 12:51:04 PM

Diogenes: All the "evils" and problems facing our world, and these nuts are in a lather over a guy who put a Matchbox up his butt.



So that's why they called them Dinky cars!

/The more you know...
 
2011-06-21 12:51:18 PM

Diogenes: Goshen, PA (one of the most evil states to ever exist)

I wonder how PA earned that distinction.


We gave the world Rick Santorum.
 
2011-06-21 12:51:52 PM

I Like Bread: kingoomieiii: Demetrius: This could be a good thing. I'm sure there are a lot of Ryan Dunn fans that will be more than willing to give these Westboro farktards what they have coming to them.

Uh, that's the point. These people go out, legally protest in the most infuriating way possible, and sue the pants off anything that tries to stop them. They're awful scum, but the only way to win is to COMPLETELY ignore them.

You can't sue when your face is so swollen you can't open your mouth.
I don't think they realize what class of human they'll be up against. Hell, I'll bet half of the funeral procession will be shiatfaced.


Oh, the lawyers don't attend. they're ruthless, not stupid.
 
2011-06-21 12:52:15 PM
WBC are not going to this funeral - they're just posturing and will show up at some otherone.

Major Assholes, all of them.
 
2011-06-21 12:52:23 PM

vwarb: SkunkWerks: Twigz221: yay. Another thread where people call Ryan Dunn a drunk driver, even though there's no solid evidence that he was drunk.

Yeah, I know. I was hoping for a thread where people would defend him posthumously by pointing out semantically useless non-factoids-

Oh.

Wait.

I don't really understand why it matters if he was drunk or not. It's not like the guy was evil. If he was drunk, then he made a horrible mistake. If he wasn't, then a horrible accident happened. I guess I just don't see why so many people are all 'served him right!' when the guy wasn't doing anything maliciously.
He was almost definitely drunk, I just don't see how that it makes it any less of a tragedy.


But it's horrible that Mel Gibson was fired from the Hangover 2 for being a sexist, racist, drunk driver...
 
2011-06-21 12:52:28 PM

you have pee hands: Misconduc: I hope he realizes the Bar Owner already said Ryan Dunn had 3 beers and 3 shots before leaving the bar, also he appeared "not visibly drunk"

The bar owner has a vested interest in saying that since it's illegal to serve the 'visibly intoxicated'. That doesn't mean he's lying, necessarily, but I'd take it with a grain of salt.


Yet that's all the information we have, isn't it?

It appears that he was reckless whether he was drunk or not. Being drunk doesn't make this accident any worse, and being sober doesn't make it any better.

The problem is that people jump to the conclusion that he was legally drunk because he was drinking before the accident. Sure, that's a reasonable conclusion, but that alone isn't enough to say that he was definitely drunk.

Similarly, there's definitely not enough evidence to deride people who say that he may not have been drunk.

Again, the drinking is practically irrelevant since he was driving recklessly. Driving drunk is reckless; speeding and losing control of your vehicle is also the result of recklessness.
 
2011-06-21 12:52:37 PM

I alone am best: Diogenes: We gave ourselves free will by eating of the Tree. And we see how cool God was with that.

I do not think that is correct. If we didn't have free will prior to that, then how could we eat from the tree if god didn't want us to. Eating from the tree gave us knowledge of sin not free will.


Do you guys realize that you sound like people arguing over what kind of underpants leprechauns wear?
 
2011-06-21 12:54:21 PM

Tatsuhiko:
But... God made the snake?

/I'm not getting their 12,000 year old logic.


In the modern literalist interpretation, the snake is actually Satan, an earlier attempt of God's where he already put the knowledge of good and evil in there, but then just forbid him to use it. Satan didn't take this well, used it anyway, started a war with god, got punished by being banished, but occasionally still sneaks up to make trouble either on his own or when God needs some trouble made.

Essentially, where the Catholics put their polytheistic impulses into the saints, the protestants put it into the angels. Satan, mythologically speaking, fills the place of Loki or Coyote, depending on how dark you're feeling that day.

//It's worth noting that most of the "Satan" stuff is Milton and/or Alighieri, not the actual bible. The actual bible is actually explicitly polytheistic until like a quarter of the way into the new testament, but don't tell a baptist that.
 
2011-06-21 12:54:38 PM

moops: Twigz221: yay. Another thread where people call Ryan Dunn a drunk driver, even though there's no solid evidence that he was drunk.

He had three beers and three shots in the course of FOUR hours. That's drunk.

He deserved his fate and he's a horrible person for bringing another person to his grave because he's above the law.


three beers and three shots in four hours.. wooo! That's just crazy right there! I'm surprised he was able to walk out of the bar and not die from alcohol poisoning.
 
2011-06-21 12:54:41 PM
Subby, why the f*ck would you link to those oxygen thieves? You just guaranteed them hits to their site.

Demetrius: This could be a good thing. I'm sure there are a lot of Ryan Dunn fans that will be more than willing to give these Westboro farktards what they have coming to them.


Ok, that would be sweet. The riot Claymore mine from the 2nd movie should DEFINITELY make an appearance! Or loads (ha!) of horse cum.
 
2011-06-21 12:55:35 PM
In related news, Vito Margera (Don Vito), a convicted sex offender, lives less than a mile away from a Boy Scouts office. Coincidence?

//Ryan Dunn : Trees :: Vito Margera : Boys
///what is the connection?
 
2011-06-21 12:55:45 PM
Whoo, lots of typos in that last post, sorry.

Not drunk, so I guess I'm just typing over the speed limit....
 
2011-06-21 12:56:28 PM
All drunk drivers should have their balls chewed off by a rabid poodle, fed into a wood chipper, and their remains shot into the sun.

Anything less is coddling. You're all coddling these drunks by not advocating their torture and execution. I win.
 
2011-06-21 12:57:13 PM

TravisBickle62: LarryDan43: Twigz221: yay. Another thread where people call Ryan Dunn a drunk driver, even though there's no solid evidence that he was drunk.

As if theres been a time in the past 15 years when Ryan wasn't drunk at 2:30 am.

If you drink every single night of your life, you are rarely drunk ... it takes an enormous amount of booze to get a serious drinker drunk.


Actually wrong.

As a person starts drinking - he builds up a tolerance. He goes from a couple of drinks to twelve drinks to get drunk.

Final stage, a switch flips over in the body, and suddenly only a couple will get him drunk again.

At this point, the body has physically adapted to the constant presence of alcohol. This is real alcohol addiction - when the body has convinced itself it's required, like food or air. Expect DTs and worse if you try to stop then. But your tolerance will be gone.
 
2011-06-21 12:57:18 PM

Kalashinator: Subby, why the f*ck would you link to those oxygen thieves? You just guaranteed them hits to their site.

Demetrius: This could be a good thing. I'm sure there are a lot of Ryan Dunn fans that will be more than willing to give these Westboro farktards what they have coming to them.

Ok, that would be sweet. The riot Claymore mine from the 2nd movie should DEFINITELY make an appearance! Or loads (ha!) of horse cum.


Excuse me, the term is oxygen poachers™ - which I coined 2 years ago.
 
2011-06-21 12:57:18 PM

Rapmaster2000: All drunk drivers should have their balls chewed off by a rabid poodle, fed into a wood chipper, and their remains shot into the sun.

Anything less is coddling. You're all coddling these drunks by not advocating their torture and execution. I win.


Nuke them from orbit ... it's the only way to be sure.
 
2011-06-21 12:57:28 PM
What? Pennsylvania is one of the most evil states to exist?

This is a farking Commonwealth dammit! (friggin' Westboro morans)
 
2011-06-21 12:57:29 PM
The really sad part is, if you hadn't known that this was Westboro material, and if all mention of them were missing from the flyer, this would be theologically accurate, and even fits in with classic doctrine as preached for the past 1,900+ years, a la Jonathan Edwards:

Here's the link for you "TL;DR" types lacking a classical education.
(^)
 
2011-06-21 12:58:23 PM
This will rank right up there with the episode of "Diff'rent Strokes" where Gordon Jump raped Arnold's pal Dudley.
 
2011-06-21 12:58:35 PM
I'm actually ok with this. For once the WBC folks are picketing for the right reason.
 
2011-06-21 12:58:59 PM

coeyagi: Excuse me, the term is oxygen poachers™ - which I coined 2 years ago.


Whoops, you have my apologies. Your royalty check is in the mail.
 
2011-06-21 12:59:05 PM

TheYeti: Well, I think that WBC just guaranteed themselves a cameo in the next Jackass movie.


This,

This...

and absolutely MORE of this.

This should be an epic Jackass stunt when Westboro Baptist comes to picket. I mean... EPIC. (along the lines of Ryan Dunn's ashes scattered on the picketers, or something insane like that)
 
2011-06-21 12:59:09 PM

darkscout: The Great EZE: Somebody will more time/better Photoshop skills than me needs to recreate the Fark re-redesign with "Ryan Dunn" in place of "Showbiz."

Who needs photoshop when Chrome will let you edit the live HTML?


You needed Chrome to do that?
 
2011-06-21 01:00:23 PM

BunkyBrewman: What? Pennsylvania is one of the most evil states to exist?

This is a farking Commonwealth dammit! (friggin' Westboro morans)


If he is talking specifically about the mouth breathing idiots from Pennsyltucky (or Pennsylbama) which makes up that special geographic "T" (for Tards) in the middle of the state, then yes.
 
2011-06-21 01:00:39 PM

ccunningham22: three beers and three shots in four hours.. wooo! That's just crazy right there! I'm surprised he was able to walk out of the bar and not die from alcohol poisoning.


You certainly are NOT fit to operate a motor vehicle after consuming that much alcohol. Ethanol, like any other compound, has a half-life. Four drinks in four hours does not mean you will blow 0.0.

He was driving drunk and going 100+ mph. He took the life of another person because he was too good to find a designated driver. If there's a Hell, he's earned his stay there.
 
2011-06-21 01:00:39 PM

you have pee hands: Misconduc: I hope he realizes the Bar Owner already said Ryan Dunn had 3 beers and 3 shots before leaving the bar, also he appeared "not visibly drunk"

The bar owner has a vested interest in saying that since it's illegal to serve the 'visibly intoxicated'. That doesn't mean he's lying, necessarily, but I'd take it with a grain of salt.


and a lime.

rufus-t-firefly: And operating a motor vehicle is still legal, despite the impairment.


True. So, I think the moral here is: don't be a jackass about it.

Mumbletypeg: .02 is 1 beer. The general threshold for legal impairment is .06. Somehow I have my doubts that a guy like Dunn would be having trouble driving with a sub .04 BAC. Of course I also have my doubts that he only had 3 beers and 3 shots, but I'm not rushing to pass judgement.

/aren't you late for your MADD meeting?


It looks like you were rushing to pass judgement (SICgrammarNaziBurnLOL) in your next sentence. No, I'm late for a "No I can't come to bed, someone on the internet is wrong!" meeting.
 
2011-06-21 01:01:37 PM

66dude: I'm actually ok with this. For once the WBC folks are picketing for the right reason.


Although I think Ryan Dunn was an idiot for driving drunk and killing himself and one of his friends, no funerals should be picketted.

This would be a perfect opportunity for Johnny Knoxville to do a PSA: "Kids, we do a lot of stupid things and risk our lives for entertainment but remember: don't drink and drive".
 
2011-06-21 01:02:15 PM

Jynxed: We were told NO by God and we chose to eat the damn fruit regardless.

We

did? I've done some crazy sh*t in my life, but I would have thought I'd least have remembered eating from a magic tree, being busted by God, and then chased out of paradise by angels with flaming swords.

There is no such thing as collective and/or hereditary guilt. Educate yourself.
 
2011-06-21 01:02:57 PM
I feel like Jackass fans and WBC meeting together will go something like a Tea Party rally.
 
2011-06-21 01:02:58 PM

Karma Curmudgeon: Two Hearted: moops: He had three beers and three shots in the course of FOUR hours. That's drunk.

3 beers and 3 shots in 4 hours would put me at .036; in the "NOT IMPAIRED" range.

Geeznotthisshiatagain.jpg

/not legally drunk =! not impaired. Not impaired is less than .02. TMYK


You got a study for that, or is that some level defined in the law.

Using the definition, "being in a less than perfect or whole condition" then you are impared whenever you get behind the wheel in the dark, with wet roads, whenyo are tired, etc.
 
2011-06-21 01:03:56 PM
wow... that's some serious hate right there... I always knew these guys were nutty... but.... another classic example!!!!
 
2011-06-21 01:04:03 PM

coeyagi: Diogenes: Goshen, PA (one of the most evil states to ever exist)

I wonder how PA earned that distinction.

We gave the world Rick Santorum.


Unforgivable, to be sure. Regardless of your religious bent.
 
2011-06-21 01:05:28 PM

alltandubh:
There is no such thing as collective and/or hereditary guilt. Educate yourself.


Um, sure there is. Christian parents are quite good at imparting hereditary guilt in their children.
 
2011-06-21 01:05:29 PM
It's time for all jackasses to stand against this travesty called Westboro.

Calling all midgets and the overweight counterparts who love to chase them.

Calling all drunks willing to moon on a dare.

Stand tall and drunk against Phelps
 
2011-06-21 01:05:36 PM
I

Deucednuisance: rattchett: What proof do you have that he was speeding?

Seriously? Physical devastation of the vehicle don't indicate anything to you?

Because this is happens at reasonable speeds, tight?


How am I supposed to know? I am not an accident reconstruction expert and I am not privy to the evidence so I am not going to assume he was speeding or drunk. I know the car burned, which is going to effect what is left of it. Also, I understand that the car was constructed of lightweight materials, such as carbon fiber and aluminum. What would be left of those materials after a fire in any event? I don't know. Do you? Can you look at that photo an tell us the speed at the time of the crash?

Maybe he was drunk or driving too fast. I will wait for the investigation to conclude before I condemn him. I sure as hell am not going to spew hatred at him before hand.
 
2011-06-21 01:05:42 PM
To those complaining about him not wearing a seatbelt; Did you take a look at what was left of the car?

The guy was toast either way. A Porsche is a rear engine vehicle so the instant stop of hitting that tree at high speed would first crush the fuel tank in the front and send the engine/drivetrain forward through the back of his seat crushing him into the dash/steering wheel.
 
2011-06-21 01:06:07 PM
I hope Bam Margera and Steve-O perform a double-penetration on Fred Phelps right in front of his family. And I suspect he would secretly enjoy it.

Never really cared for Jackass, but god hates the Westboro Baptist Church.
 
2011-06-21 01:06:33 PM
Don't care for Jackass. Didn't even know Ryan Dunn's name until yesterday.

I would love to see some Jackasses light the Phelps family on fire.
 
2011-06-21 01:07:07 PM

vwarb: I just don't see why so many people are all 'served him right!' when the guy wasn't doing anything maliciously.


Willfully breaking the law kinda qualifies as "malicious" most people would agree, I think. If it wasn't for drunken driving, it was for exceeding the speed limit by about 210%.

Oh, and he got his friend killed as well while doing it. That's at least Involuntary Manslaughter right there- were he alive.

Nope. Nothing "malicious" here...

He was almost definitely drunk, I just don't see how that it makes it any less of a tragedy.

It can't. It wasn't a "tragedy". It was sad, perhaps. And inevitable.

It was also entirely avoidable.
 
2011-06-21 01:07:37 PM
Where is LulzSec when we NEED them?
 
2011-06-21 01:08:42 PM
I am not a fan of Jackass. I also can not imagine why a person would want to drive a vehicle drunk let alone at high speed. I am a Christian.

Fred Phelps turns my stomach.

Ryan Dunn was a human being. No matter how messed up a person is, no one desires to have their funeral protested. Especially the bunch of Wackjobs from Westboro. They are more of a cult then a Christian Church.

Of course that's just my opinion, I could be wrong.
 
2011-06-21 01:11:14 PM
Some would say that this man has been punished enough and paid for his mistake with his life.... but Christ, PA traffic is so god damn terrible, I think commuters should have the right to sue the families of accident perpetrators, especially drunk ones. Think of the millions of dollars lost in productivity each day while people in Southeastern PA sit on the farking blue route, Rt. 202, I95, the Schuykill, 422 and the turnpike, wasting away and not being productive because some tw@ was too tired or too drunk.

fark THOSE PEOPLE AND SUE THEIR FAMILIES.

//I love everyone.
 
2011-06-21 01:11:45 PM
Will one of their signs be: "God protects drunks, fools, and little children unless you are two out of the three; those He kills"?
 
2011-06-21 01:12:10 PM
He blew off the waiting period. There's a mandatory 3-second waiting period between driving and pole-climbing, and he completely blew it off.

As for Phelps and his ilk, why is it that there's never a major disaster that occurs whenever they are demonstrating, requiring all LEO's on non-essential duty ( i.e.: WBC Dishonor Guard,) to respond?
 
2011-06-21 01:12:14 PM

moops: ccunningham22: three beers and three shots in four hours.. wooo! That's just crazy right there! I'm surprised he was able to walk out of the bar and not die from alcohol poisoning.

You certainly are NOT fit to operate a motor vehicle after consuming that much alcohol. Ethanol, like any other compound, has a half-life. Four drinks in four hours does not mean you will blow 0.0.

He was driving drunk and going 100+ mph. He took the life of another person because he was too good to find a designated driver. If there's a Hell, he's earned his stay there.


Well according to some states you are, as I mentioned before his BAC was probably around .065. His level of impairment is entirely different matter. If I'm pulled over in the state I live in and do not demonstrate any level of impairment and my BAC is .06 then the state, by the laws they've laid out, have deemed me fit to drive!

/does not drink and drive
 
2011-06-21 01:12:58 PM

moops: Twigz221: yay. Another thread where people call Ryan Dunn a drunk driver, even though there's no solid evidence that he was drunk.

He had three beers and three shots in the course of FOUR hours. That's drunk.

He deserved his fate and he's a horrible person for bringing another person to his grave because he's above the law.


If i consumed 3 beers and 3 shots over the course of 4 hours, i'd blow a 0.00.

/metabolism, HOW DOES IT WORK!?
 
2011-06-21 01:15:11 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: The time is finally here Fark!! The Westboro Folk are going to get curb stomped by a group that has the ability and zero money to sue for.


This. I cant wait for the footage.
 
2011-06-21 01:15:14 PM

Sardonic_Padre: moops: Twigz221: yay. Another thread where people call Ryan Dunn a drunk driver, even though there's no solid evidence that he was drunk.

He had three beers and three shots in the course of FOUR hours. That's drunk.

He deserved his fate and he's a horrible person for bringing another person to his grave because he's above the law.

If i consumed 3 beers and 3 shots over the course of 4 hours, i'd blow a 0.00.

/metabolism, HOW DOES IT WORK!?


A typical metabolism of a typical person (average height, average weight) would not blow 0.0 for 6 alcohol beverages in 4 hours (6 hours, yes). So you must be fat or suffer from hyperthyroidism.
 
2011-06-21 01:15:16 PM

dusty15893: Well according to some states you are, as I mentioned before his BAC was probably around .065.


Speculative BS. You don't know his metabolic clearance, and you don't know if he did the last two shots before he drove him. You're just simply being an apologist for drinking and driving, thinking your personal experiences are a higher authority than the law.
 
2011-06-21 01:16:48 PM
Cool with me. Vertical jackasses protesting a horizontal jackass. No problems with it.
 
2011-06-21 01:18:08 PM
"Intolerence and Hate" on the company filter. Goes nicely with the "game playing" and "tasteless and offensive" from yesterday. Oh when will i learn not to click on nameless fark links.
 
2011-06-21 01:18:19 PM

Jim_Callahan: In the modern literalist interpretation, the snake is actually Satan, an earlier attempt of God's where he already put the knowledge of good and evil in there, but then just forbid him to use it.


Indeed. As my Biblical lit prof was fond of saying: "The snake in the Garden is a snake that talks. It is not Lucifer. It is not Satan. It is a snake. That talks."
 
2011-06-21 01:18:30 PM
I'll just leave this here...

ssh root[nospam-﹫-backwards]99­1*5­9*16­3*3­8

...someone get to work
 
2011-06-21 01:19:39 PM

Jim_Callahan: Tatsuhiko:
But... God made the snake?

/I'm not getting their 12,000 year old logic.

In the modern literalist interpretation, the snake is actually Satan, an earlier attempt of God's where he already put the knowledge of good and evil in there, but then just forbid him to use it. Satan didn't take this well, used it anyway, started a war with god, got punished by being banished, but occasionally still sneaks up to make trouble either on his own or when God needs some trouble made.

Essentially, where the Catholics put their polytheistic impulses into the saints, the protestants put it into the angels. Satan, mythologically speaking, fills the place of Loki or Coyote, depending on how dark you're feeling that day.

//It's worth noting that most of the "Satan" stuff is Milton and/or Alighieri, not the actual bible. The actual bible is actually explicitly polytheistic until like a quarter of the way into the new testament, but don't tell a baptist that.


Well yeah, but for religious people, God created everything. That includes Satan himself. Even if you feel like going the route that Satan is actually a fallen angel that wanted a different view from God, they still place God as the only being that existed before darkness.

/It bothers me that there's people living today that can tell me with a straight face that God is forgiving and perfection if he conveys anger, jealousy or even love towards anything.
 
2011-06-21 01:20:55 PM

Sardonic_Padre: If i consumed 3 beers and 3 shots over the course of 4 hours, i'd blow a 0.00.


Bullshiat.
 
2011-06-21 01:21:06 PM

LostInTO: "Intolerence and Hate" on the company filter. Goes nicely with the "game playing" and "tasteless and offensive" from yesterday. Oh when will i learn not to click on nameless fark links.


Funny enough, I got "porn" on my company filter. Our old filter used to categorize but now they went to a new proxy and they just flag everything as "porn". Too bad they didn't really go full irony and display "gay porn".
 
2011-06-21 01:22:38 PM
I sure pity Homicide when they get their hands on Phelps' case; I figure the suspect list would start around 50,000 names.

It sure would be a shame if someone did a drive-by on them while they were en route to a protest, and no one saw anything because the cops were all at the funeral waiting fopr them to show up.

Not that I'm suggesting anything, mind you. . . .

Just happened to mention it.
 
2011-06-21 01:22:59 PM

Dwight_Yeast: Twigz221: yay. Another thread where people call Ryan Dunn a drunk driver, even though there's no solid evidence that he was drunk.

That's a quality troll. You got a lot of bites from that one.


Yup, solid troll by Twigz there. 8 1/2 or 9 out of 10 on that one there boss.
 
2011-06-21 01:23:37 PM

ddam: The skid marks at the scene indicate that he was speeding. Was he actually going over 100 mph? THAT we don't know but the speeding part we know.


The skid marks tell you a lot about how fast he was going, and there's actually a standard calculation to work out speed from their length.

Also: the car was airborn when it hit the guardrail, which is a pretty good indicator of excessive speed.

To those that are arguing he was "wasn't drunk" based on the number of drinks we know he had: he didn't have to be.

He only had to have been impaired which lead to him making the exceedingly bad decision of speeding on country road which are (at best) designed to handle cars at 45 MPH. Combine that with a car set up as a track racer, poor visibility (those roads don't have overhead lighting), a deer or any other obstacle, and that's all it took.
 
2011-06-21 01:24:23 PM
The " Goshen, PA (one of the most evil states to ever exist) ... " made me laugh. Pennsylvania, yeah, because when I think of Pittsburgh and Philadelphia or Appalachia back country townships, evil is the first thing that crosses my mind. They're an inane cult, yes, but no I wouldn't stop them from doing what they're doing, while I wish they would stop, it's their right however inane the message. After the main leaders die off it'll splinter into ever-more passive factions. If it doesn't start to implode sooner. Hate parading is seriously expensive both consuming time and large quantities of money, as of now they have the means of maintaining it but I doubt the future ones will continue too, it's simply too economically costly a hobby. It accomplishes nothing for them (unless idiots get in their way resulting in them winning money in court) but keeping the cult members in a siege mentality, an already balkanized group of idiots. Even the emotional strain from having to hate all the time has to be exhausting, I just don't see this lasting for that many generations into the future.
 
2011-06-21 01:25:58 PM

ddam: This would be a perfect opportunity for Johnny Knoxville to do a PSA: "Kids, we do a lot of stupid things and risk our lives for entertainment but remember: don't drink and drive".


I think that would be pretty meaningful. I'm no neo-prohibitionist a la MADD but there's nothing like genuine, first-person anguish to drive the message home. Knoxville and that whole crew lost someone that has been VERY close to them for a long time due to a combination of speed and likely alcohol.
 
2011-06-21 01:25:59 PM

rattchett: How am I supposed to know?


How are you supposed to lecture others about their conclusions based on facts on the ground?

Be as skeptical as you like, withhold judgement til the cows come home. But don't snap at people for drawing reasonable conclusions.

Meanwhile, I (and most sane people) am perfectly comfortable with "Drinking, Porsche, known thrill-seeker, vehicle appears to have gone through a goddam shredder = dude was going too fast". Fire doesn't shred steel. That picture is what's left of the passenger compartment. It ain't made of composites, it's made of steel, for very good reason. It gets shredded like that from high speed, repeated impacts, not fire.

Seriously, "too fast" means "unable to react effectively in time to prevent a wreck". Losing control of the vehicle, and that much damage? "Too Fast", by definition.

Swerved for a deer? That's what I tried to tell the cops when I rolled my Celica in 1986. That's what the EMT told me to say as he was holding my nose onto my face while we went to the hospital. (It got three-quarters sliced off when my face impacted the rear-view mirror.) And the cops bought it for exactly zero seconds when they interviewed me after surgery.

No-one's jumping to any unwarranted conclusions here. That car was going fast. Period, end of story.
 
2011-06-21 01:26:37 PM

moops: dusty15893: Well according to some states you are, as I mentioned before his BAC was probably around .065.

Speculative BS. You don't know his metabolic clearance, and you don't know if he did the last two shots before he drove him. You're just simply being an apologist for drinking and driving, thinking your personal experiences are a higher authority than the law.


No he's just using logic instead of knee jerk emotional reactions like you. Ad hominen shows you are intellectually too weak to challenge his position. I deem him the winner and you now have to hold his beer while he bangs your girlfriend.
 
2011-06-21 01:39:08 PM
How come nobody has taken these farks out yet? Can we send in Seal Team 6 or something? fark.
 
2011-06-21 01:39:40 PM

moops: You certainly are NOT fit to operate a motor vehicle after consuming that much alcohol. Ethanol, like any other compound, has a half-life. Four drinks in four hours does not mean you will blow 0.0.

He was driving drunk and going 100+ mph. He took the life of another person because he was too good to find a designated driver. If there's a Hell, he's earned his stay there.


He took the risks, knew the risks, and the cards did not fall in his favor. That's his problem and his friend's problem for agreeing to accept those risks by getting in the car.

I was just pointing out if you consume alcohol 2-3 times a week and you can't operate a vehicle responsibly after that small amount of alcohol, you probably can't operate a vehicle responsibly when you're sober and should never get behind the wheel.

/he was probably texting
//or getting teh ghey road head
///or just driving like a... jackass!
/slashies
 
2011-06-21 01:41:22 PM

Pai Mei: Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is 'Westboro Wasp Chase'.


Awesome
 
2011-06-21 01:41:30 PM

spacechicken170am: moops: dusty15893: Well according to some states you are, as I mentioned before his BAC was probably around .065.

Speculative BS. You don't know his metabolic clearance, and you don't know if he did the last two shots before he drove him. You're just simply being an apologist for drinking and driving, thinking your personal experiences are a higher authority than the law.

No he's just using logic instead of knee jerk emotional reactions like you. Ad hominen shows you are intellectually too weak to challenge his position. I deem him the winner and you now have to hold his beer while he bangs your girlfriend.


Exactly, I was about to respond with an equally logical repsonse when my Fark went a little wonky. But I prefer your resolution over the casual acquaintance with logic approach I was previously attempting.
 
2011-06-21 01:43:55 PM

Misconduc: I hope he realizes the Bar Owner already said Ryan Dunn had 3 beers and 3 shots before leaving the bar, also he appeared "not visibly drunk"


having seen jackass and viva la bam, Ryan Dunn always appears visibly drunk....especially when sober
 
2011-06-21 01:46:25 PM

Hagbardr: 1. Set up Porta Potties and hidden cameras.
2. Wait for Westboro member to go inside.
3. Padlock door, wrap in stretch wrap, tip over.


Just tip it over on the door, no need for the padlock or the shrink wrap.
 
2011-06-21 01:48:10 PM
If their "god" can "cut off this young man in the prime of his life, because he made a mock of sin, and taught his fellow man to grievously sin against God," but not take care of all the child molesting priests and other rapists and murderers in the world, that seems just a bit hypocritical and completely unlikely. Not to mention the fact that plenty of respectable and venerable people die every day, so are they saying that all these people are being ruthlessly murdered by their "god" as well? The media really needs to stop giving WBC so much farking attention, maybe then they will just die off like they should.
 
2011-06-21 01:48:55 PM

I am Ahab: Sardonic_Padre: If i consumed 3 beers and 3 shots over the course of 4 hours, i'd blow a 0.00.

Bullshiat.


It's true. A few years back we played breathalyzer games, took forever for me to register any value at all. Which is why i'm always DD when we go out.

coeyagi: Sardonic_Padre: moops: Twigz221: yay. Another thread where people call Ryan Dunn a drunk driver, even though there's no solid evidence that he was drunk.

He had three beers and three shots in the course of FOUR hours. That's drunk.

He deserved his fate and he's a horrible person for bringing another person to his grave because he's above the law.

If i consumed 3 beers and 3 shots over the course of 4 hours, i'd blow a 0.00.

/metabolism, HOW DOES IT WORK!?

A typical metabolism of a typical person (average height, average weight) would not blow 0.0 for 6 alcohol beverages in 4 hours (6 hours, yes). So you must be fat or suffer from hyperthyroidism.


Neither really, i just have a speedy metabolism.

/although, i haven't gained a pound in over a decade...
 
2011-06-21 01:50:55 PM

Hagbardr: 1. Set up Porta Potties and hidden cameras.
2. Wait for Westboro member to go inside.
3. Padlock door, wrap in stretch wrap, push into the river.


FTFY

They would be like angry, poop covered Moseses

/What the plural of Moses anyway?
//Mosi?
 
2011-06-21 01:51:59 PM

SkunkWerks: vwarb: I just don't see why so many people are all 'served him right!' when the guy wasn't doing anything maliciously.

Willfully breaking the law kinda qualifies as "malicious" most people would agree, I think. If it wasn't for drunken driving, it was for exceeding the speed limit by about 210%.

Oh, and he got his friend killed as well while doing it. That's at least Involuntary Manslaughter right there- were he alive.

Nope. Nothing "malicious" here...

He was almost definitely drunk, I just don't see how that it makes it any less of a tragedy.

It can't. It wasn't a "tragedy". It was sad, perhaps. And inevitable.

It was also entirely avoidable.


I will love to find out it was the friend who was driving and watch everyone apologize for being the biggest bunch of asshats ever. Oh wait, this is Fark. Not one of you will offer up an apology for the comments here. Disappointed.

/like that time with your mom
//wait for the farking story to come out
 
2011-06-21 01:54:57 PM

Methadone Girls: SkunkWerks: vwarb: I just don't see why so many people are all 'served him right!' when the guy wasn't doing anything maliciously.

Willfully breaking the law kinda qualifies as "malicious" most people would agree, I think. If it wasn't for drunken driving, it was for exceeding the speed limit by about 210%.

Oh, and he got his friend killed as well while doing it. That's at least Involuntary Manslaughter right there- were he alive.

Nope. Nothing "malicious" here...

He was almost definitely drunk, I just don't see how that it makes it any less of a tragedy.

It can't. It wasn't a "tragedy". It was sad, perhaps. And inevitable.

It was also entirely avoidable.

I will love to find out it was the friend who was driving and watch everyone apologize for being the biggest bunch of asshats ever. Oh wait, this is Fark. Not one of you will offer up an apology for the comments here. Disappointed.

/like that time with your mom
//wait for the farking story to come out



I would love to fantasize about things too. I just tend to choose better subject matter.

In other news, I didn't know him. I find false sympathy more offensive then genuine apathy.
 
2011-06-21 01:57:03 PM
Why, oh why must I choose a side in this? As a Chester County local, I have seen first hand the less-playful pranks the Jackass crowd have pulled which include the brutal beating of an elderly West Chester University security guard, and the terrorizing of businesses and homes in the greater West Chester area. These guys are thugs, plain and simple.

But in this corner... the WBC... I'd like to see something bad happen to them.

Then the legal mess afterward will be sublime. Both parties have very enthusiastic legal representation.

I feel like a candy truck is about to crash into a truck transporting a slightly tastier type of candy.
 
2011-06-21 01:57:43 PM
Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is WBC paintball extravaganza.
 
2011-06-21 02:00:56 PM

Grass Hopper: TravisBickle62: LarryDan43: Twigz221: yay. Another thread where people call Ryan Dunn a drunk driver, even though there's no solid evidence that he was drunk.

As if theres been a time in the past 15 years when Ryan wasn't drunk at 2:30 am.

If you drink every single night of your life, you are rarely drunk ... it takes an enormous amount of booze to get a serious drinker drunk.

Actually wrong.

As a person starts drinking - he builds up a tolerance. He goes from a couple of drinks to twelve drinks to get drunk.

Final stage, a switch flips over in the body, and suddenly only a couple will get him drunk again.

At this point, the body has physically adapted to the constant presence of alcohol. This is real alcohol addiction - when the body has convinced itself it's required, like food or air. Expect DTs and worse if you try to stop then. But your tolerance will be gone.


Really? Wow that explains a lot about the last 6 months of my life......
 
2011-06-21 02:01:59 PM

Methadone Girls: SkunkWerks: vwarb: I just don't see why so many people are all 'served him right!' when the guy wasn't doing anything maliciously.

Willfully breaking the law kinda qualifies as "malicious" most people would agree, I think. If it wasn't for drunken driving, it was for exceeding the speed limit by about 210%.

Oh, and he got his friend killed as well while doing it. That's at least Involuntary Manslaughter right there- were he alive.

Nope. Nothing "malicious" here...

He was almost definitely drunk, I just don't see how that it makes it any less of a tragedy.

It can't. It wasn't a "tragedy". It was sad, perhaps. And inevitable.

It was also entirely avoidable.

I will love to find out it was the friend who was driving and watch everyone apologize for being the biggest bunch of asshats ever. Oh wait, this is Fark. Not one of you will offer up an apology for the comments here. Disappointed.

/like that time with your mom
//wait for the farking story to come out



His friend apparently was a stunt driver....
 
2011-06-21 02:03:27 PM

coeyagi: In related news, Vito Margera (Don Vito), a convicted sex offender, lives less than a mile away from a Boy Scouts office. Coincidence?

//Ryan Dunn : Trees :: Vito Margera : Boys
///what is the connection?


Are you the MilkMan? Beware the cows! Not all milk is enriched!

/nothing is obscure on Fark
 
2011-06-21 02:05:33 PM

Daraymann: Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is WBC paintball extravaganza.


I'd pay a dollar to see that!
 
2011-06-21 02:06:43 PM

TravisBickle62: Rapmaster2000: All drunk drivers should have their balls chewed off by a rabid poodle, fed into a wood chipper, and their remains shot into the sun.

Anything less is coddling. You're all coddling these drunks by not advocating their torture and execution. I win.

Nuke them from orbit ... it's the only way to be sure.


I recommend rigging up something that accomplishes this:
Mort's Bad Day^
 
2011-06-21 02:11:59 PM
I'm just gonna say that if people are claiming that 3 drinks and 4 shots in four hours constitutes being drunk, then I have lost all faith in the Fark community.
 
2011-06-21 02:13:27 PM
After browsing these Dunn articles the last few days, here is what I understand: A guy went to one of his local bars that he frequented often with a group of his friends. Dunn was there for 4 hours, had a picture taken of him holding a drink and we were told by the bartender that he only had 7 drinks. Although Dunn is known as a serious abuser of alcohol,as some people mentioned in this thread where he chugs liquor on stage, we can not assume he was drunk.
Lately we've been hearing that we can't assume he was speeding. Even though he was driving one of the fastest cars ever made and this man has a history of demolishing cars by driving recklessly at high speeds.
In my analysis, Ryan was not drunk or speeding. He was leaving the bar to get to church early and a heard of deer ran him off the road.
Rest in peace.

\they might need to borrow a knife from Bam's mom to get one of the deer's paws out of the grill.
 
2011-06-21 02:14:00 PM
I would love to fantasize about things too. I just tend to choose better subject matter.

In other news, I didn't know him. I find false sympathy more offensive then genuine apathy.


I'm not willing to sympathize or condem until the story comes out. So far all we know is Dunn & friend were driving at a high rate of speed and went through the guard rail. Waiting for evidence is so lame when we can just accuse though right?

I watch Jackass. I'm not holding out much hope that he wasn't driving and hammered, but I'm willing to wait for the evidence before I jump all over him for his choices. Why is that so hard for you?
 
2011-06-21 02:14:51 PM

AbiNormal: Daraymann: Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is WBC paintball extravaganza.

I'd buy that for a dollar!


Fished that for you.
 
2011-06-21 02:19:41 PM

RyanAntiHero: I'm just gonna say that if people are claiming that 3 drinks and 4 shots in four hours constitutes being drunk, then I have lost all faith in the Fark community.


Hear hear. Slight buzz, maybe. On an empty stomach.
 
2011-06-21 02:20:07 PM
A 911 being driven within the confines of the law doesn't typically crash itself in such a spectacular way. Alcohol need not be involved. Unless the car failed in a catastrophic way he was likely killed by his own actions.

"I'm Ryan Dunn and this is 'Driving Irresponsibly.'"
 
2011-06-21 02:21:55 PM

Methadone Girls: I would love to fantasize about things too. I just tend to choose better subject matter.

In other news, I didn't know him. I find false sympathy more offensive then genuine apathy.

I'm not willing to sympathize or condem until the story comes out. So far all we know is Dunn & friend were driving at a high rate of speed and went through the guard rail. Waiting for evidence is so lame when we can just accuse though right?

I watch Jackass. I'm not holding out much hope that he wasn't driving and hammered, but I'm willing to wait for the evidence before I jump all over him for his choices. Why is that so hard for you?


Beacuse this is Fark, if we waited for all the facts we'd be bored. Besides, we're just a bunch of anonymous clowns on the internet, our opinions, informed or otherwise, don't matter.

Lighten up, Francis.
 
2011-06-21 02:24:52 PM
For anyone who cares, both Daily Mail and Guardian have reported alcohol was not a factor in the accident, but he was speeding. Somehow you can get a BAC reading out of that twisted wreck. It's unfortunate it happened either way. He had a good run, however a short one.
 
2011-06-21 02:26:07 PM

drkats: After browsing these Dunn articles the last few days, here is what I understand: A guy went to one of his local bars that he frequented often with a group of his friends. Dunn was there for 4 hours, had a picture taken of him holding a drink and we were told by the bartender that he only had 7 drinks. Although Dunn is known as a serious abuser of alcohol,as some people mentioned in this thread where he chugs liquor on stage, we can not assume he was drunk.
Lately we've been hearing that we can't assume he was speeding. Even though he was driving one of the fastest cars ever made and this man has a history of demolishing cars by driving recklessly at high speeds.
In my analysis, Ryan was not drunk or speeding. He was leaving the bar to get to church early and a heard of deer ran him off the road.
Rest in peace.

\they might need to borrow a knife from Bam's mom to get one of the deer's paws out of the grill.


*wipes tear from eye*

That was beautiful, man!
 
2011-06-21 02:27:46 PM
This was Darwin not God.
 
2011-06-21 02:28:24 PM

EnderWi99in: For anyone who cares, both Daily Mail and Guardian have reported alcohol was not a factor in the accident,


Well, they're full of shiat because: "Officials say the toxicology results for both men -- which would help determine the role alcohol played in the crash -- will be released in 4 to 6 weeks."
 
2011-06-21 02:29:08 PM

Degenerate Monkey: RyanAntiHero: I'm just gonna say that if people are claiming that 3 drinks and 4 shots in four hours constitutes being drunk, then I have lost all faith in the Fark community.

Hear hear. Slight buzz, maybe. On an empty stomach.


Depends on what you mean by shots.
and what those 3 drinks were.

3 handgrandes from NOLA and any shots and you are in a coma.
 
2011-06-21 02:29:21 PM

rufus-t-firefly: The Westboro people are so cute when they're scared shiatless.

Link (new window)


That was Ebert's feel-good movie of the year, right there, folks.
 
2011-06-21 02:36:04 PM

there4igraham: A 911 being driven within the confines of the law doesn't typically crash itself in such a spectacular way. Alcohol need not be involved. Unless the car failed in a catastrophic way he was likely killed by his own actions.

"I'm Ryan Dunn and this is 'Driving Irresponsibly.'"


Pure and utter speculation on my part:

He was street racing and somebody farked up. I mean, perhaps the other set of skid marks has been explained, but if not, I wouldn't doubt that another vehicle was involved in the incident.
 
2011-06-21 02:39:28 PM
If done correctly, the LULZ potential of this could be epic.
 
2011-06-21 02:43:01 PM

TheYeti: there4igraham: A 911 being driven within the confines of the law doesn't typically crash itself in such a spectacular way. Alcohol need not be involved. Unless the car failed in a catastrophic way he was likely killed by his own actions.

"I'm Ryan Dunn and this is 'Driving Irresponsibly.'"

Pure and utter speculation on my part:

He was street racing and somebody farked up. I mean, perhaps the other set of skid marks has been explained, but if not, I wouldn't doubt that another vehicle was involved in the incident.


Good observation.....I believe you are the first to mention that possibility. Regardless....I hope they were already dead before getting burned up; or were they ejected?
 
2011-06-21 02:43:57 PM
coeyagi Some would say that this man has been punished enough and paid for his mistake with his life.... but Christ, PA traffic is so god damn terrible,

That's how God smites those who built metropolises before thine automobile. Plus he wanted you to take the PRR, NYC, Erie, Lackawanna, Lehigh Valley, B&O, C&O, N&W, CNJ, Nickel Plate, D&H, and of course the Reading railroads. I'd like to see the WBC stop in Amish Country to explain their heathen automobiles

pseudologue Why, oh why must I choose a side in this? As a Chester County local, I have seen first hand the less-playful pranks the Jackass crowd have pulled which include the brutal beating of an elderly West Chester University security guard, and the terrorizing of businesses and homes in the greater West Chester area. These guys are thugs, plain and simple.

You left out Bam openly mocking "Bigfoot" from the Howard Stern Show, before befriending him, as you'd do to any 7'6" bouncer
 
2011-06-21 02:44:54 PM
In the new system, where "Don't Be a Dick" is the law of the land, these assholes would be sentenced to Life.

Why not Death, you ask? Because that would be a dick move.
 
2011-06-21 02:45:44 PM
On the bright side, Bam is the kind of asshole who would walk over to them in the middle of the funeral, and beat the shiat out of Fred Phelps. I'd like to see that on tape.
 
2011-06-21 02:55:34 PM
i imagine this guy will be there. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iw5OuZieBk&playnext=1&list=PL2DD65C7A3F26C780
 
2011-06-21 02:56:05 PM
The Westboro people are idiots. I would love to see them get their hineys handed to them. Ryan Dunn was still someone's child, brother, friend etc. People ought to have some respect at a person's funeral.
 
2011-06-21 02:56:29 PM
I'm going to specify in my will that I want the WBC to protest at my funeral. I'd say I want NOFX and Slayer to play, but hopefully it'll be a while so they'll be really old or dead by then.
 
2011-06-21 02:58:20 PM

Weisenheimer: In the new system, where "Don't Be a Dick" is the law of the land, these assholes would be sentenced to Life.

Why not Death, you ask? Because that would be a dick move.


Maybe Death should play at his funeral.
 
2011-06-21 03:00:29 PM

moops: Twigz221: yay. Another thread where people call Ryan Dunn a drunk driver, even though there's no solid evidence that he was drunk.

He had three beers and three shots in the course of FOUR hours. That's drunk.

He deserved his fate and he's a horrible person for bringing another person to his grave because he's above the law.


I don't think things have changed since my DUI school back in 2001. 1 beer=1 shot=1 glass wine
The average human body gets rid of one of those per hour, I do not think he could have been that drunk with the remaining TWO drinks in his body assuming that is all he had. shiatty driver, definitely.
 
2011-06-21 03:01:29 PM
I find it so funny when everyone takes a shot at the jackass guys saying how worthless they are as they have any room to judge, yet they get all butt-hurt when someone pokes at them.
The Jackass guys are entertainers, maybe not YOUR type of entertainment, but that's what they are. I don't defend anyone stupid enough to get in a car and drive when wasted. I was however a big fan of Dunn, I was actually a punk ass myself as a young teen and still enjoy a shenanigan or two at others expense. RIP Ryan Dunn and your mystery friend. I hope everyone stands up and knocks out a few of these cult inbred Westboro farks!
 
2011-06-21 03:06:13 PM

Demetrius: Diogenes: We gave ourselves free will by eating of the Tree

So it was god's choice that we ate from the tree? Because we didn't have free will before that, so it must have been his choice...right?


You know how I know Adam was teh ghey??

He was facing a naked woman holding an apple ... And chose to eat the apple instead.
 
2011-06-21 03:07:50 PM

Ral: This is a good opportunity for me to put up a link to a fascinating essay about the Phelps family and why they are so messed up, and the few in the clan who bailed and why they will have nothing to do with their birth family. This article was originally submitted as an exhibit in a court case where Jon Michael Bell (the author) sued Staffer Communications back in 1994.

Addicted to Hate: The Fred Phelps Story


After reading through a bit of that horrifically depressing story, I can't help but wonder why none of the kids that left the compound didn't return with a rifle or something. The whole junkyard dog mentality, you can only abuse something so many times before it snaps.
 
2011-06-21 03:08:23 PM
Jackasses on one side, jackasses on the other... so yeah.
 
2011-06-21 03:11:02 PM

Methadone Girls: I would love to fantasize about things too. I just tend to choose better subject matter.

In other news, I didn't know him. I find false sympathy more offensive then genuine apathy.

I'm not willing to sympathize or condem until the story comes out. So far all we know is Dunn & friend were driving at a high rate of speed and went through the guard rail. Waiting for evidence is so lame when we can just accuse though right?


That would be correct, actually. You apparently have a vested interest in the actual facts of the case. I on the other hand don't give a damn about Ryan Dunn, Jackass, or PA a whole hell of a lot and can settle for what seems obvious to me on the surface.

Do the "facts" of the OJ Simpson case really do much to assure one side or the other of what really happened there? And of course, if you're someone like myself who a) doesn't know OJ, and b) has nothing staked on the outcome of his trial(s), does it really matter?

Seems obvious to me he got away with murder. Many would say the same. Walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it's probably a duck.

I watch Jackass. I'm not holding out much hope that he wasn't driving and hammered, but I'm willing to wait for the evidence before I jump all over him for his choices. Why is that so hard for you?

I've never watched Jackass. Hell, I haven't even watched TV in about a decade. Giving a damn about things which I have no natural reason to isn't really easy or difficult, it's unnecessary.

The man was drunk, speeding, and pretty much tempted fate. Seems like he was just the type to do that sort of thing. He lived his life much as he ended it. Commenting on both counts? What a waste.

I could almost say the fact that a friend died along with him is "tragic", but even there, the guy made the decision to get in the car with someone who wasn't fit to drive. Maybe his judgement was impaired at the time, but then again, this is kinda in the spirit of drunk driving laws in the first place- that you shouldn't be making decisions that entail that kind of gravitas when your brain is several Lucky Charms short of being Magically Delicious.
 
2011-06-21 03:11:36 PM

thatboyoverthere: The Slush: Diogenes: Goshen, PA (one of the most evil states to ever exist)

I wonder how PA earned that distinction.

Draconian blue laws.

I think Weaver lives in that state. Have him tell you what you have to go through to buy a six-pack, a case, a bottle of wine, and a bottle of vodka for a party.

/Westboro you're dealing with a bunch of grieving immature people here that have no respect for the unspoken rules of decency and MTV to bail them out of trouble. This will end badly for you.


That will be a minimum of three stops to get all those things. You can get a six-pack at a bar (expensive) or a six pack shack (generally reasonable). For the case you have to go to the distributor (Just make sure it's not after 9 Mon-Sat or after 5 on Sunday). For the wine and vodka you need to go to a Wine & Spirits Store (Generally the same hours as distributors but some close early on Monday and Tuesday, some don't open on Sunday, some don't carry the liquor your looking for or they just ran out. If it's not at the store you need to special order it through the store. At least the prices are fixed though so you don't have to shop around (Insert sarcasm))

/Lives in PA
//Closes enough to the Jersey border though that I can go there if I really want to
///Slashies!
 
2011-06-21 03:12:03 PM

drkats: \they might need to borrow a knife from Bam's mom to get one of the deer's paws out of the grill.

t3.gstatic.com
 
2011-06-21 03:12:45 PM

Sardonic_Padre: moops: Twigz221: yay. Another thread where people call Ryan Dunn a drunk driver, even though there's no solid evidence that he was drunk.

He had three beers and three shots in the course of FOUR hours. That's drunk.

He deserved his fate and he's a horrible person for bringing another person to his grave because he's above the law.

If i consumed 3 beers and 3 shots over the course of 4 hours, i'd blow a 0.00.

/metabolism, HOW DOES IT WORK!?


Differently in different people.

*shrug*
 
2011-06-21 03:13:01 PM
(looks at WBC)
(looks at Jackasses)
(looks at WBC again)
(looks back at Jackasses)

(scratches head)

Hmmm. Tough call here, folks.

media.desura.com
 
2011-06-21 03:13:46 PM
I live about 20 minutes away. Maybe I will stop over with a dozen eggs or something else fun.
 
2011-06-21 03:14:13 PM
Subby is a farking idiot who deserves bannination.

Why would you link us directly to that site, you moron?
 
2011-06-21 03:14:57 PM
I would pay to see:

Jackass 4
Jackass VS. WBC
 
2011-06-21 03:16:46 PM

drkats: \they might need to borrow a knife from Bam's mom to get one of the deer's paws out of the grill.


It'd be a miracle if they could, considering that deer don't possess "paws".

They've got "hooves".
 
2011-06-21 03:18:45 PM
Nothing of value was lost.

/oblig
 
2011-06-21 03:21:56 PM

BlippityBleep: Nothing of value was lost.

/oblig


As mentioned in previous thread: What about the Porsche?
 
2011-06-21 03:22:24 PM
Ooh, didn't notice he linked directly to it. However, my firewall did. I was just commenting directly on subby's headline
 
2011-06-21 03:22:57 PM

Deucednuisance: drkats: \they might need to borrow a knife from Bam's mom to get one of the deer's paws out of the grill.

It'd be a miracle if they could, considering that deer don't possess "paws".

They've got "hooves".

How about that. We got Jimmy 'the Gent' in this thread. Jimmy, look at that picture Publikwerks posted. One dog goes one way and the other dog goes the other way. Look at the beautiful grey hair that guy has.
 
2011-06-21 03:25:22 PM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: BlippityBleep: Nothing of value was lost.

/oblig

As mentioned in previous thread: What about the Porsche?


Ahahaha awesome. I've been checked out for the past week or so and I missed that one. Thx!
 
2011-06-21 03:27:49 PM

cwolf20: Ooh, didn't notice he linked directly to it. However, my firewall did. I was just commenting directly on subby's headline


Great, now I can expect a visit from IT

BAN THE SUBBY
 
2011-06-21 03:28:31 PM
Regardless of whether or not he was legally drunk, I'd imagine that driving a Porsche GT3 at high speeds at night requires the kind of reflexes and concentration that would be inhibited by any amount of alcohol.
 
2011-06-21 03:30:36 PM

Deucednuisance: rattchett: What proof do you have that he was speeding?

Seriously? Physical devastation of the vehicle don't indicate anything to you?

Because this is happens at reasonable speeds, tight?


also, he was driving a Porsche 911 GT3, not exactly the safest car to drive at high speeds, even if you know what the fark you are doing.
 
2011-06-21 03:35:32 PM

SkunkWerks: Methadone Girls: I would love to fantasize about things too. I just tend to choose better subject matter.

In other news, I didn't know him. I find false sympathy more offensive then genuine apathy.

I'm not willing to sympathize or condem until the story comes out. So far all we know is Dunn & friend were driving at a high rate of speed and went through the guard rail. Waiting for evidence is so lame when we can just accuse though right?

That would be correct, actually. You apparently have a vested interest in the actual facts of the case. I on the other hand don't give a damn about Ryan Dunn, Jackass, or PA a whole hell of a lot and can settle for what seems obvious to me on the surface.

Do the "facts" of the OJ Simpson case really do much to assure one side or the other of what really happened there? And of course, if you're someone like myself who a) doesn't know OJ, and b) has nothing staked on the outcome of his trial(s), does it really matter?

Seems obvious to me he got away with murder. Many would say the same. Walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it's probably a duck.

I watch Jackass. I'm not holding out much hope that he wasn't driving and hammered, but I'm willing to wait for the evidence before I jump all over him for his choices. Why is that so hard for you?

I've never watched Jackass. Hell, I haven't even watched TV in about a decade. Giving a damn about things which I have no natural reason to isn't really easy or difficult, it's unnecessary.

The man was drunk, speeding, and pretty much tempted fate. Seems like he was just the type to do that sort of thing. He lived his life much as he ended it. Commenting on both counts? What a waste.

I could almost say the fact that a friend died along with him is "tragic", but even there, the guy made the decision to get in the car with someone who wasn't fit to drive. Maybe his judgement was impaired at the time, but then again, this is kinda in the spirit of drunk driving laws in the first place- that you shouldn't be making decisions that entail that kind of gravitas when your brain is several Lucky Charms short of being Magically Delicious.


mmmmm...Lucky Charms.....

and for the rest, his friends and fans will miss him. Why crap on the guy without knowing what happened?

Let Steve-o do the crap segments. He seems to be the poo expert.

/still giggles at the port-a-potty slingshot
//never paid attention to the OJ case. I had just had my first baby. Was busy learning to breast feed.
 
2011-06-21 03:38:34 PM

Gunny Highway: SixPaperJoint: Is Mike Vallely going?

That would be bad news for Fred and his crew.


I would pay to see that.
 
2011-06-21 03:41:47 PM
Is it assault to throw buckets of urine on them?
 
2011-06-21 03:59:44 PM
all the internet white-knighting for this ass clown is mind boggling.

Does it MATTER if he was drunk or not? In fact, wouldn't driving over 100mph SOBER make him an ever BIGGER idiot?

The scariest part of it is, had the accident never happened, or if he'd miraculously survived the accident, he'd be boasting and laughing about it right now, perhaps even planning on including it in the next movie ... setting quite the example for America's youth.
 
2011-06-21 04:02:14 PM

purple kool-aid and a jigger of formaldehyde: Is it assault to throw buckets of urine on them?


Not if showering them in buckets of urine is part of you religion... which for all we know it is. So share your religious practices with them.
 
2011-06-21 04:11:32 PM

kapaso: So it will be the Jackass crowd versus Westboro Baptist church, I don't know who to root for.


If they all killed each other, we'd still be 100% better off than we are now.
 
2011-06-21 04:14:34 PM

SkunkWerks: I've never watched Jackass. Hell, I haven't even watched TV in about a decade. Giving a damn about things which I have no natural reason to isn't really easy or difficult, it's unnecessary.

The man was drunk, speeding, and pretty much tempted fate. Seems like he was just the type to do that sort of thing. He lived his life much as he ended it. Commenting on both counts? What a waste.

I could almost say the fact that a friend died along with him is "tragic", but even there, the guy made the decision to get in the car with someone who wasn't fit to drive. Maybe his judgement was impaired at the time, but then again, this is kinda in the spirit of drunk driving laws in the first place- that you shouldn't be making decisions that entail that kind of gravitas when your brain is several Lucky Charms short of being Magically Delicious.


o.onionstatic.com
 
2011-06-21 04:32:21 PM
i52.tinypic.com
 
2011-06-21 04:38:21 PM

dcigary: (looks at WBC)
(looks at Jackasses)
(looks at WBC again)
(looks back at Jackasses)

(scratches head)

Hmmm. Tough call here, folks.


I'm OK with this.
 
2011-06-21 04:38:44 PM
www.thecrapreport.com

Delivering the eulogy? Oh yes, let's make that happen.
 
2011-06-21 04:39:41 PM

Methadone Girls: and for the rest, his friends and fans will miss him. Why crap on the guy without knowing what happened?


Why refrain from doing so when there's no reason to? Why care what actually happened when what's obvious is more than enough for me?

I'd say the same about nearly any Rock star that died outside a plane crash.
 
GCD
2011-06-21 04:50:00 PM
I thought that the group Anonymous had sent an ultimatum to these idiots to knock off the crap before they unleashed their wrath?

Where's the wrath?
 
2011-06-21 04:53:10 PM

GCD: Where's the wrath?


what wrath? all those assholes can do is 404 a few websites. fark Anon.

The WBC has done more damage to themselves than Anon could ever possibly do.
 
2011-06-21 04:55:34 PM
what's really going to damage the WBC is Mike Vallely. He'll curbstomp the whole farking family by himself and then skullfark Fred's corpse.
 
2011-06-21 05:00:13 PM
"He was leaving the bar to get to church early and a heard of deer ran him off the road."

I've heard of deer, not surprised.
 
2011-06-21 05:08:42 PM

stevejovi: Memo to Spike Jonze and Johnny Knoxville - Chris Pontius Party Boy meets Fred Phelps.

You're welcome.


Oh man I would love to see the look on Fred Phelps face when Party Boy come up to him and strips down to his thong and starts dancing!

i111.photobucket.com
 
2011-06-21 05:12:15 PM
Phelps and friends holding a "God Hates Jackasses." sign.

Oh the Irony.
 
2011-06-21 05:15:00 PM
It's a blatant money move. WBC is doing this because they know the Jackass guys are rich and not known for thinking things all the way through. They're hoping to go down their and instigate a fight with one of them so they can sue.

My only advice to Dunn's friends is "don't fall for it."

/Oh, and pick a designated driver before the wake.
 
2011-06-21 05:23:59 PM
You know... in spite of all this controversy one way or another, Dunn seemed like he was probably a pretty cool guy. But I sure would hate to have people remembering me as "the guy that shoved a toy car up his ass". I'll bet he never thought that would be his legacy.
 
2011-06-21 05:25:19 PM
Forget that, pick whoever has the least left out of their Jackass money and make him the designated hitter. The rest can hook him up some dough and give him an extra cut out of Jackass 4: The Jackassening.
 
2011-06-21 05:38:25 PM
i.imgur.com

Not related, just always wanted to post this.
 
2011-06-21 05:40:11 PM
This is one picket I approve of. I wish all the jackasses died in that crash
 
2011-06-21 05:42:59 PM
When all of the CSI wannabes are done arguing, can we get on with some Fred Phelps appears on Jackass photoshopping?
 
2011-06-21 06:09:37 PM

UncleStumpy: This is one picket I approve of. I wish all the jackasses died in that crash


In real life I hate rude people.

go fark yourself.
 
2011-06-21 06:36:02 PM

ArtosRC: On one hand, I love the right to freedom of speech and all that it brings. On the other hand, I would love nothing more than for a mob to set themselves upon the head Westboro tool and not stop until only bloody scraps of flesh remain. Curious.


Diogenes
I think it's a sign of wisdom and maturity. Despite knowing what you want to do, you know what is right. I would love to feed them all into a woodchipper and dance naked in the bloody, chunky spray until I absorb all their power. But I know that would be wrong.


I'm bringing a big bag of popcorn and my lawn chair for this one.
 
2011-06-21 07:17:23 PM

UncleStumpy: This is one picket I approve of. I wish all the jackasses died in that crash


My definition of a Jackass:
Someone who pickets ANY funeral EVER.
 
2011-06-21 07:18:12 PM
"Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville! And this is the Westboro Gang Rape" ♫ BEW BEW BEW BWEREREeeeeer ♪
 
2011-06-21 07:19:40 PM
When Fred Phelps dies, I would like there to be a huge LGBT Pride festival to take place at his funeral. Then I will join the festivities and rejoice the day this a-hole is gone.


Once the party is over, I'd like to piss on his grave.
 
2011-06-21 07:27:39 PM
I... don't see this ending well at all... O_O'
 
2011-06-21 07:41:20 PM
Westboro is going to picket Ryan Dunn's funeral. Link goes to the flyer on their site. This should end well

FTFY
 
2011-06-21 08:03:51 PM
So, I guess this means Pontius will be going to the funeral as Party Boy.
 
2011-06-21 08:30:17 PM

Mirrorz: purple kool-aid and a jigger of formaldehyde: Is it assault to throw buckets of urine on them?

Not if showering them in buckets of urine is part of you religion... which for all we know it is. So share your religious practices with them.


So shall it be written, so shall it be done.
 
2011-06-21 08:57:43 PM

kapaso: So it will be the Jackass crowd versus Westboro Baptist church, I don't know who to root for.


The meteor.
 
2011-06-21 09:07:13 PM

FeelsBadMan: As much as I detest the Westboro fanatics and their actions, they have the right to picket.

It sucks, but that is the law of the land.

And if their words hurt you so much, it is time for some intraspection in order to obtain inner peace.


It's a farking funeral. People are grieving for lost ones, last thing they need is a group of people protesting hateful crap. How would you feel if somebody took advantage of a private moment like death of a love one to hijack it for their own hateful agenda?
 
2011-06-21 09:57:09 PM

FeelsBadMan: they have the right to picket.


Just because you have the right to do something doesn't mean it's the right thing to do.
 
2011-06-21 10:25:03 PM

gilgigamesh: The Stealth Hippopotamus: The time is finally here Fark!! The Westboro Folk are going to get curb stomped by a group that has the ability and zero money to sue for.

They won't sue the attackers, except maybe as John Does. They will sue the city for failing to adequately provide police protection. Then they get a fat settlement which will fund further asshattery.

Say what you will about WBC, but they are pretty much always thinking three moves ahead.


Wrong. "They sue the shiat out of people - that's how they make their living" because that is the general statement made but there is NO EVIDENCE supporting this. They won the Supreme Court case and the loser has been ordered to pay $16,500 in legal fees. Fred Phelps and his small congregation provide WBC's funding; the group neither solicits nor accepts outside donations. In addition to this income, the church makes money by winning or settling civil lawsuits involving the church. During the 1990s, the group sued Topeka multiple times for failing to provide sufficient protection during its protests. Although they lost most of their cases, WBC did win $43,000 in legal fees in 1993. According to Shirley Phelps-Roper, they also won more than $100,000 in 1995 in a lawsuit against Kansas' Funeral Picketing Act, which they claimed violated their First Amendment rights. Because the Phelps family represents WBC in court, they can put the fees they win towards supporting the church. On July 27, 2010, the city of Bellevue dropped the charges of flag desecration and contributing to the delinquency of a child, due to a federal judge declaring the flag desecration law unconstitutional. The city also paid Phelps-Roper $17,000 in a settlement agreement, in exchange for her dropping a pending lawsuit against the city.
Most articles put their travel/protest expenses at $200k a year or more. These suits they have won in no way support their expenses for the last couple of decades. I would love for someone to prove me wrong as I am genuinely curious, but I cannot find anywhere that supports the Internet "old wives tale" that they sue and win all the time.
 
2011-06-21 10:42:32 PM

CaptSS: gilgigamesh: The Stealth Hippopotamus: The time is finally here Fark!! The Westboro Folk are going to get curb stomped by a group that has the ability and zero money to sue for.

They won't sue the attackers, except maybe as John Does. They will sue the city for failing to adequately provide police protection. Then they get a fat settlement which will fund further asshattery.

Say what you will about WBC, but they are pretty much always thinking three moves ahead.

Wrong. "They sue the shiat out of people - that's how they make their living" because that is the general statement made but there is NO EVIDENCE supporting this. They won the Supreme Court case and the loser has been ordered to pay $16,500 in legal fees. Fred Phelps and his small congregation provide WBC's funding; the group neither solicits nor accepts outside donations. In addition to this income, the church makes money by winning or settling civil lawsuits involving the church. During the 1990s, the group sued Topeka multiple times for failing to provide sufficient protection during its protests. Although they lost most of their cases, WBC did win $43,000 in legal fees in 1993. According to Shirley Phelps-Roper, they also won more than $100,000 in 1995 in a lawsuit against Kansas' Funeral Picketing Act, which they claimed violated their First Amendment rights. Because the Phelps family represents WBC in court, they can put the fees they win towards supporting the church. On July 27, 2010, the city of Bellevue dropped the charges of flag desecration and contributing to the delinquency of a child, due to a federal judge declaring the flag desecration law unconstitutional. The city also paid Phelps-Roper $17,000 in a settlement agreement, in exchange for her dropping a pending lawsuit against the city.
Most articles put their travel/protest expenses at $200k a year or more. These suits they have won in no way support their expenses for the last couple of decades. I would love for someone to prove me wrong as I am genuinely curious, but I cannot find anywhere that supports the Internet "old wives tale" that they sue and win all the time.


The rest of the income is likely supplemented by their law practice. Nearly every adult in that family is a lawyer, and I'm sure they handle plenty of non-WBC related cases that line their pockets.

While they may sue the city if they get roughed up at this one, I'd say their bigger target would be if someone like Knoxville or Margera gets a shot in. The Jackass franchise is a goldmine, low budget movies that have made a ton of money, and they all got a piece.

They're betting that one of the crew loses their cool, which given Margera's temper, is a real possibility.
 
2011-06-21 10:44:16 PM
why is it, every time I read about WBC, it's never because this guy took out so damn many of them before sneaking away unseen?
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-06-21 10:52:08 PM

TheBlackrose: And not a single fark was given that day.


You gave enough of a fark to comment, douchebag.
 
2011-06-21 10:52:20 PM
Would rather go out that way than the Michael J Fox route.
 
2011-06-21 10:54:20 PM

stoli n coke: CaptSS: gilgigamesh: The Stealth Hippopotamus: The time is finally here Fark!! The Westboro Folk are going to get curb stomped by a group that has the ability and zero money to sue for.

They won't sue the attackers, except maybe as John Does. They will sue the city for failing to adequately provide police protection. Then they get a fat settlement which will fund further asshattery.

Say what you will about WBC, but they are pretty much always thinking three moves ahead.

Wrong. "They sue the shiat out of people - that's how they make their living" because that is the general statement made but there is NO EVIDENCE supporting this. They won the Supreme Court case and the loser has been ordered to pay $16,500 in legal fees. Fred Phelps and his small congregation provide WBC's funding; the group neither solicits nor accepts outside donations. In addition to this income, the church makes money by winning or settling civil lawsuits involving the church. During the 1990s, the group sued Topeka multiple times for failing to provide sufficient protection during its protests. Although they lost most of their cases, WBC did win $43,000 in legal fees in 1993. According to Shirley Phelps-Roper, they also won more than $100,000 in 1995 in a lawsuit against Kansas' Funeral Picketing Act, which they claimed violated their First Amendment rights. Because the Phelps family represents WBC in court, they can put the fees they win towards supporting the church. On July 27, 2010, the city of Bellevue dropped the charges of flag desecration and contributing to the delinquency of a child, due to a federal judge declaring the flag desecration law unconstitutional. The city also paid Phelps-Roper $17,000 in a settlement agreement, in exchange for her dropping a pending lawsuit against the city.
Most articles put their travel/protest expenses at $200k a year or more. These suits they have won in no way support their expenses for the last couple of decades. I would love for someone to prove me wrong as I am genuinely curious, but I cannot find anywhere that supports the Internet "old wives tale" that they sue and win all the time.

The rest of the income is likely supplemented by their law practice. Nearly every adult in that family is a lawyer, and I'm sure they handle plenty of non-WBC related cases that line their pockets.

While they may sue the city if they get roughed up at this one, I'd say their bigger target would be if someone like Knoxville or Margera gets a shot in. The Jackass franchise is a goldmine, low budget movies that have made a ton of money, and they all got a piece.

They're betting that one of the crew loses their cool, which given Margera's temper, is a real possibility.


Agreed their income comes from the family practice. Fred has been disbarred from practicing in Federal Court and in Kansas & Florida. Here's some info on the Phelps family...

CAST OF CHARACTERS AND PHELPS FAMILY TREE

Reverend Fred Phelps: lawyer and Baptist minister; head of the Westboro Baptist Church; 64 years old. Disbarred.

Marge Phelps: wife of Fred; mother of his 13 children; 68 years old. WBC member.

1. Fred Phelps, Jr.: lawyer and employee at the Kansas Department of Corrections; 40 years old. Oldest son. WBC member.

Betty Phelps (Schurle): wife of Fred, Jr.; lawyer and owner-operator of a day-care home; 41 years old. WBC member.

2. ***Mark Phelps: businessman in Southern California; estranged from the family cult; 39 years old. 2nd son.

Luava Phelps (Sundgren): wife of Mark; childhood sweetheart; 36 years old.

3. ***Katherine Phelps: lawyer; suspended from the bar; living on welfare; 38 years-old; oldest daughter. Not in WBC.

4. Margie Phelps: lawyer and employee of the Kansas Department of Corrections; 37 years old; 2nd daughter. WBC member.

5. Shirley Phelps-Roper: lawyer at Phelps Chartered; 36 years old; 3rd daughter. WBC member.

Brent Roper: husband of Shirley; lawyer and businessman in Topeka; 30 years old; WBC member.

6. ***Nate Phelps: businessman in Southern California; estranged from family cult; 35 years old. 3rd son.

7. Jonathon Phelps: lawyer; 4th son; 34 years old; WBC member.

Paulette Phelps (Ossiander): wife of Jonathon; 33 years old; high school graduate; WBC member.

8. Rebekah Phelps-Davis: lawyer at Phelps Chartered; 32 years old; 4th daughter; WBC member.

Chris Davis: husband to Rebekah; 38 years old; raised from childhood in the WBC.

9. Elizabeth Phelps: lawyer at Phelps Chartered; night house manager staff at Sheltered Living, Inc. Topeka; 31 years old; 5th daughter; WBC member. Former counsel for the Shawnee County Sheriff's Department.

10. Timothy Phelps: lawyer and employee of the Shawnee County Department of Corrections; 30 years old; 5th son; WBC member.

Lee Ann Phelps (Brown): wife of Timothy; lawyer and employee of Shawnee County Sheriff's Department; 27 years old; WBC member.

11.***Dorotha Bird (Phelps): lawyer practicing independently in Topeka; 6th daughter; not a WBC member; changed her last name to avoid family's notoriety. 29 years old.

12. Rachel Phelps: lawyer at Phelps Chartered; YMCA fitness instructor; 28 years old; 7th daughter; WBC member.

13. Abigail Phelps: lawyer and employee at SRS-Youth and Adult Services, Juvenile Offender Program; 25 years old; 8th daughter; WBC member.

OTHERS

Fred Wade Phelps: the Rev. Phelps' father; he lived in Meridian, Mississippi. He was a railroad bull.

Catherine Idalette Phelps (Johnson): the Rev. Phelps' mother; she died when he was a small child.

Martha Jean Capron (Phelps): the Rev. Phelps' only sibling; a former missionary to Indonesia, she now lives in Pennsylvania; the brother and sister have not spoken for years.

***Denotes a Phelps child who has left the family cult.
 
2011-06-21 11:15:48 PM

landimal: coeyagi: In related news, Vito Margera (Don Vito), a convicted sex offender, lives less than a mile away from a Boy Scouts office. Coincidence?

//Ryan Dunn : Trees :: Vito Margera : Boys
///what is the connection?

Are you the MilkMan? Beware the cows! Not all milk is enriched!

/nothing is obscure on Fark


I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious.

/It's fortified with what the world wants. What the world deserves.
 
2011-06-21 11:45:44 PM

Majin_Buu: ManateeGag: Diogenes: Goshen, PA (one of the most evil states to ever exist)

I wonder how PA earned that distinction.

They let people have free will and not be mindless drones who follow the bible blindly.

Wait....didn't God give man free will to make their own choices in life? Maybe God is evil...



Not evil. She just has a sense of humor.


They did film Dogma in Pittsburgh.
 
2011-06-22 12:02:43 AM
As usual, dumbasses don't understand the Westboro thing.

You dumbasses are the only reason they can exist. If you ignored them, they would go away.

Now, get all outraged some more. It really helps.
 
2011-06-22 12:45:20 AM

Jackpot777: R.I.P RYAN


Tummy nice, eyes and hair nice, collagen lips borderline. What is not nice......I like boobs of all sizes but what is with the sagging granny boobs?

www.cwomen.com

/ Ladies if she was my wife I would not complain, I wold love her. I am just putting about a Hollywood critical comment because I can.
 
2011-06-22 12:50:26 AM
Sorry I meant putting out, not putting about. Been a long 5 days, should go to bed.......
 
2011-06-22 01:26:20 AM
So the only alternative is, if the WBC freaks are not making money off all this crap, they do it BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE THIS CRAP.

And that is way way way more frightening.
 
2011-06-22 01:28:35 AM
Nobody's burned down their church yet?

Really?

Hate begets hate. It's only a matter of time.
 
2011-06-22 02:58:44 AM

Embden.Meyerhof: Twigz221: yay. Another thread where people call Ryan Dunn a drunk driver, even though there's no solid evidence that he was drunk.


There's more solid evidence that he was drunk than there is that he was driving.

Pictures and accounts from friends indicated he'd had 3 beers and 3 shots a short time before the crash.


Indicated at least that...his face indicated a higher number.
 
2011-06-22 03:08:13 AM
And why should this surprise anyone?
 
2011-06-22 05:01:44 AM

DigitalDirt: Jackpot777: R.I.P RYAN

Tummy nice, eyes and hair nice, collagen lips borderline. What is not nice......I like boobs of all sizes but what is with the sagging granny boobs?


Well, she is 50 years old...
 
2011-06-22 06:23:11 AM

mkultra4013: The crash was in West Goshen, PA (near Philly). The turd of a PDF said Goshen, which is near Clearfield, in the western third of the state.

/Oh, right...it's the WBC....


Uhm, Goshen is right outside of West Chester, where the Jackass crew grew up.

It's a small town off of 352.
 
2011-06-22 06:39:52 AM
Who has Westboro sued? People keep saying this is their whole MO but has there ever been a single example of them suing someone? Watch that woman from Westboro some time, she's batshiat insane. This isn't all an act to sue people, they're farking crazy.
 
2011-06-22 07:45:32 AM

spleef420: UncleStumpy: This is one picket I approve of. I wish all the jackasses died in that crash

In real life I hate rude people.

go fark yourself.


It's rude to swear at people and hate them.
 
2011-06-22 08:15:56 AM

Two Hearted: 3 beers and 3 shots in 4 hours would put me at .036; in the "NOT IMPAIRED" range.


The fact you've been breathalyzed enough times to know your BAC to the thousandth of a percent after you've been drinking any given amount proves you have a drinking problem.

/I start getting fuzzy after two beers. I call that impaired and stop driving.
//Not a drunk so I've never had to be breathalyzed and can't calculate my actual BAC.
 
2011-06-22 08:17:15 AM

El Doucho: Well, she is 50 years old...


We've had bra's for longer then that. There's no excuse.
 
2011-06-22 08:38:47 AM

suebhoney: mkultra4013: The crash was in West Goshen, PA (near Philly). The turd of a PDF said Goshen, which is near Clearfield, in the western third of the state.

/Oh, right...it's the WBC....

Uhm, Goshen is right outside of West Chester, where the Jackass crew grew up.

It's a small town off of 352.


West Goshen, PA
(new window)

Goshen, PA (new window)

Hope this helps....
 
2011-06-22 09:53:23 AM

vwarb: I don't really understand why it matters if he was drunk or not. It's not like the guy was evil. If he was drunk, then he made a horrible mistake.


If he was drunk, and knowingly got behind the wheel of a car while drunk.. that takes a level of disregard for the lives of everyone else on the road that it elevates to the level of "evil" in my mind.

I don't think he should have died, but I lost a lot of respect for this guy.
 
2011-06-22 09:56:23 AM

mkultra4013: West Goshen, PA (new window)

Goshen, PA (new window)

Hope this helps....


Correct location of Goshen, PA (new window)

Gotta love Pennsylvania geography.

/We won't even get into the fact that West Chester isn't west of Chester.
 
2011-06-22 10:04:56 AM

Skyfrog: Who has Westboro sued?


First google hit for "Westboro lawsuits"

Their entire family are lawyers. What do you expect?
 
2011-06-22 10:10:06 AM

Dwight_Yeast: mkultra4013: West Goshen, PA (new window)

Goshen, PA (new window)

Hope this helps....

Correct location of Goshen, PA (new window)

Gotta love Pennsylvania geography.

/We won't even get into the fact that West Chester isn't west of Chester.


My bad, I farked the HTML, thank you for fixing!...West is east, up is down, and always twirling, twirling, twirling!
 
2011-06-22 10:50:18 AM

TsukasaK: vwarb: I don't really understand why it matters if he was drunk or not. It's not like the guy was evil. If he was drunk, then he made a horrible mistake.

If he was drunk, and knowingly got behind the wheel of a car while drunk.. that takes a level of disregard for the lives of everyone else on the road that it elevates to the level of "evil" in my mind.

I don't think he should have died, but I lost a lot of respect for this guy.


Going over 100mph while sober shows the save level of disregard, if not MORE. You're not even impaired.
 
2011-06-22 10:53:35 AM

DigitalDirt: Jackpot777: R.I.P RYAN

Tummy nice, eyes and hair nice, collagen lips borderline. What is not nice......I like boobs of all sizes but what is with the sagging granny boobs?



/ Ladies if she was my wife I would not complain, I wold love her. I am just putting about a Hollywood critical comment because I can.


WHOA WHOAWHOAWHOA whoa. Whoa. When did Meg Ryan get hot again?!


/oh right, photoshop
//fist, angry god, yada yada yada want to touch the heinie...
 
2011-06-22 01:06:25 PM

gilgigamesh: The Stealth Hippopotamus: The time is finally here Fark!! The Westboro Folk are going to get curb stomped by a group that has the ability and zero money to sue for.

They won't sue the attackers, except maybe as John Does. They will sue the city for failing to adequately provide police protection. Then they get a fat settlement which will fund further asshattery.

Say what you will about WBC, but they are pretty much always thinking three moves ahead.


Dead people can't sue.
 
2011-06-22 01:22:11 PM
I've watched a few documentaries on the WBC.

I know I'm not taking my advice here, but the only thing you can do is ignore them. They're functionally a hateful cult. The individual members are real human beings, but they wear their hate like a shroud, and every time something bad happens to them or someone hates them back or the media covers them their hate and cultish beliefs get stronger.

All the people who have left have been people who've been kicked out. I don't think there's been much, if any, voluntary leaving. The one positive thing you can say about the WBC is that they are not hypocrites.

A fair amount of their money comes in from lawsuits. The rest comes from people working. Nothing you can actively do will get rid of them, it will only make them stronger.

That said, if i had a great deal of money, I would follow them around and set up a tolerance counter-protest next to theirs with free hot dogs and stickers everywhere they went. Perhaps play some "devil music" that inspires people to dance. Essentially, throwing a big gay party next to them wherever they were, despite the fact that I'm straight.

I would also make it a point to offer them hot dogs and chips during the protest, because tolerance also means tolerating people like them.

Perhaps I would do this under the guise of The Church of Dudeism. Make some signs:



Uploaded with ImageShack.us
 
2011-06-22 01:26:19 PM
Wow fark, when did your coders get lazy? "Bad hostname: http" on perfectly valid HTML. Awesome.

Fixed with image:
img217.imageshack.us
 
2011-06-22 05:14:13 PM

Twigz221: yay. Another thread where people call Ryan Dunn a drunk driver, even though there's no solid evidence that he was drunk.


Fark You.

This just in: Ryan Dunn was driving drunk. .196 BAC, more than twice the legal limit. (new window)
 
2011-06-22 08:54:46 PM
i5.photobucket.com

"Hi I'm Ryan Dunn and this is the car flip".
 
2011-06-22 10:51:25 PM

wax_on: Twigz221: yay. Another thread where people call Ryan Dunn a drunk driver, even though there's no solid evidence that he was drunk.

Fark You.

This just in: Ryan Dunn was driving drunk. .196 BAC, more than twice the legal limit. (new window)


Wow. I thought this would at least get an update tag and a new thread!

/Just Kidding.
//Knew it would be ignored.
 
2011-06-23 02:14:49 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: You gave enough of a fark to comment, douchebag.


Your butthurt is palpable.
 
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