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(PhysOrg.com)   We are at purple alert. I repeat, PURPLE alert. Killer dishwashers on the loose. Scramble the monkeys   (physorg.com) divider line 46
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2011-06-20 09:20:39 PM
Out of proper sequence but still formidable. +1
 
2011-06-20 10:40:08 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2011-06-20 11:12:41 PM
pmdtips.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-06-21 02:31:38 AM
Suspect is hatless, I repeat, hatless.
 
2011-06-21 02:32:38 AM
Subby sounds like he thinks the teachers union will break soon.
 
2011-06-21 02:33:21 AM
meh, I thought this was another Gabby Gifford thread.
 
2011-06-21 02:33:34 AM
What doesn't kill you these days?
 
2011-06-21 02:35:34 AM
http://alerttheinternet.ytmnd.com/
 
2011-06-21 02:39:52 AM
www.motifake.com

/hot
 
2011-06-21 02:46:50 AM
You guys be very careful out there today, we're at terror alert purple! Which means something might go down somewhere, in some way, at some point in time. So look sharp!
 
2011-06-21 02:49:47 AM
+1 for the Simpsons reference, as it's one of my favorites.
 
2011-06-21 02:53:52 AM
Judging from this article (new window), don't rub your eyes on dishwasher seals.
 
2011-06-21 03:01:04 AM
My high school's school colors were purple and gold, and we'd have 'purple alert' drills, which basically mean someone dangerous got onto campus like a school shooter or something. we'd lock ourselves in the room and barricade the door with desks for the drill. then discuss how its actually Big Gay Al visiting school that triggered the purple alert.

//csb
 
2011-06-21 03:02:22 AM
A perfectly cromulent phrase, if you ask me.
 
2011-06-21 03:04:16 AM
img201.imageshack.us
 
2011-06-21 03:05:15 AM
www.theofficesuppliessupermarket.com

Sun is there..
 
2011-06-21 03:10:02 AM
Why? Was Nathan Explosion elected Governor of Florida again?
Link (new window)
 
2011-06-21 03:33:48 AM

ThereAreFourLights: A perfectly cromulent phrase, if you ask me.


A noble headline embiggens the smallest subby
 
2011-06-21 03:47:07 AM
Is that better or worse than Orange Alert?

mikecanepics.files.wordpress.com

/as hot as his bald head of hair.
 
2011-06-21 04:05:21 AM
Have we gone plaid yet?

/Deep breaths, going to my happy place now...
//Hello, Nurse!
 
2011-06-21 04:19:10 AM
I already love this thread.
 
2011-06-21 04:35:02 AM
What's a purple alert? It's not as bad as a red alert but a bit worse than a blue alert. Sort of a mauve alert.
It does involve changing the bulb.
 
2011-06-21 04:39:27 AM

sjcousins: What's a purple alert? It's not as bad as a red alert but a bit worse than a blue alert. Sort of a mauve alert.
It does involve changing the bulb.


Came to say "Are you absolutely sure sir?It does mean changing the bulb"

/Damn you.
 
2011-06-21 04:40:04 AM
idolator.com
/prince is known for his predilection for the colour purple
//hotlinked like it was 1999
 
2011-06-21 06:09:40 AM
We've had so many "Hot girl in underwear purple monkey dishwasher" headlines that I actually clinked the link instinctively expecting hot girls in their underwear.
 
2011-06-21 06:14:10 AM
"HONK IF YOU LOVE COOKIES"
 
2011-06-21 06:49:53 AM
Wake me when we're at Mauve Alert.

images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2011-06-21 07:15:06 AM

sjcousins: What's a purple alert? It's not as bad as a red alert but a bit worse than a blue alert. Sort of a mauve alert.
It does involve changing the bulb.


Came for the 'Red Dwarf' reference, leaving satisfied.

Type40: sjcousins: What's a purple alert? It's not as bad as a red alert but a bit worse than a blue alert. Sort of a mauve alert.
It does involve changing the bulb.

Came to say "Are you absolutely sure sir?It does mean changing the bulb"

/Damn you.


Heh. Just when I thought I could sneak in the reference, sjcousins ruins it for everyone.

/Happy now?
 
2011-06-21 07:19:34 AM
We can't scramble the monkeys, I already ran them through the blender.
 
2011-06-21 07:58:27 AM
If he says he'll let the monkeys out....HE MEANS IT!!!

Link (new window)
 
2011-06-21 07:59:41 AM
I am the dishwasher in my house......
 
2011-06-21 08:51:17 AM

Strik3r: I am the dishwasher in my house......


Better inspect yourself for black yeast then
 
2011-06-21 09:11:04 AM
I thought we were at Threat level Rush: Moving Pictures.

www.progarchives.com
 
2011-06-21 09:27:01 AM

Enigmamf: Is that better or worse than Orange Alert?



/as hot as his bald head of hair.


I came for this, and I would leave satisfied, but I can't.
 
2011-06-21 09:43:03 AM
Doesn't sound like anything the occasional bleach cleaning wont fix.
 
2011-06-21 09:57:18 AM

theoblongs: I thought we were at Threat level Rush: Moving Pictures.


28.media.tumblr.com
 
TWX
2011-06-21 10:01:13 AM
Heh. Here in town there used to be a paramilitary-Star-Trek club, the kind where the members wear star trek uniforms, have rank (that they could apparently be busted down in) and salute. Back in the early, early nineties Shatner was the guest of honor at a convention, and both that paramilitary club and the social club that I'm in were acting as the unpaid slave labor to help make the thing happen. The paramilitary club got to be Shatner's handlers, a job that they took way, way too seriously, assuming some kind of "security for the captain" fantasy.

During Shatner's panel in the main auditorium, someone decided it'd be fun to shine a laser pointer on his chest. This sent the paramilitary wackjobs off into orbit themselves, and apparently they'd figured, in advance, to call something wacky or unexpected, "Purple alert!" So, here were a bunch of overweight, pasty male geeks running around in Star Trek uniforms disrupting the panel, saying, "Purple Alert! Purple Alert!" Finally one got close enough to Shatner that the actor grabbed him and said loudly enough for the audience, "I'm the Captain! What the hell is a Purple Alert?!" In one fell swoop, Shatner deflated about twenty egos almost as large as his down to the size of a raisin.

Funny enough, that paramilitary group was never asked to ever volunteer, proctor, docent, or otherwise assist at a convention or other function ever again, and it wasn't long before they disbanded. They had always been the group that the local news people went to for Star Trek related stories, but they never understood it was because they were easy to mock and would help with the ratings due to the visual train wreck they presented. I guess that by contrast, a group that gets together a couple of times a month to watch science fiction TV or to play board games really isn't very exciting.
 
2011-06-21 10:13:03 AM
profile.ak.fbcdn.net

approves
 
2011-06-21 10:47:33 AM
"extremotolerant" is that some kind of Liberal talk? Cuz I don't much cotton to that.
 
2011-06-21 10:54:52 AM
This is not a daffodil! Repeat, this is not a daffodil!

/ better not be obscure
 
2011-06-21 11:47:31 AM

MattieIce: approves


I was hoping someone would make a Metalocalypse reference!
 
2011-06-21 11:52:48 AM

Lord Dimwit: This is not a daffodil! Repeat, this is not a daffodil!

/ better not be obscure


I think you should have just gone with "It does require Changing the Bulb."

Not so Obscure
 
2011-06-21 12:54:49 PM
Type40: sjcousins: What's a purple alert? It's not as bad as a red alert but a bit worse than a blue alert. Sort of a mauve alert.
It does involve changing the bulb.

Came to say "Are you absolutely sure sir?It does mean changing the bulb"

/Damn you.


Better broadcast the message in every known language, including Welsh
 
2011-06-21 02:17:09 PM

bulsd: Lord Dimwit: This is not a daffodil! Repeat, this is not a daffodil!

/ better not be obscure

I think you should have just gone with "It does require Changing the Bulb."

Not so Obscure


Well then forget red. We'll just go straight to brown alert.
 
2011-06-21 03:09:40 PM

Lord Dimwit: bulsd: Lord Dimwit: This is not a daffodil! Repeat, this is not a daffodil!

/ better not be obscure

I think you should have just gone with "It does require Changing the Bulb."

Not so Obscure

Well then forget red. We'll just go straight to brown alert.


There's No Such thing as Brown Alert.

You won't be saying that in a Minute. And don't say i didn't alert you.
 
2011-06-21 10:13:11 PM

MattieIce: [General Crozier] approves


Came for this; was afraid I'd have to be the one to dig up a picture of Senator Stampingston.


/BEEOOOOOOOOP
//BEEOOOOOOOOP
///BEEOOOOOOOOP
 
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