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(Some Guy)   "I like 'em," said Kaufman, referring to the slabs of deep-fried bull gonads he'd just consumed   ( divider line
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2003-08-27 01:46:32 AM  
"Kaufman's wife, Reyne, grinned when her husband accepted the prize money. 'He can usually out-eat anyone,' she said."

What contest is she talking about?
2003-08-27 03:04:03 AM  
Kelly Kaufman ate my balls.
2003-08-27 05:18:33 AM  
He prefers them raw and unplucked
2003-08-27 05:23:02 AM  
Are you gay just because you like to chew on balls?
2003-08-27 05:25:29 AM  
Eat me.

2003-08-27 05:25:32 AM  
"They taste like chicken," a voice in the crowd said.


2003-08-27 05:27:04 AM  
"This is nuts," Brother Bert, from Daytona Beach, Fla. yelled.

Classic. Reminds me of the one time I had a steering wheel in my pants....
2003-08-27 05:27:10 AM  
Rocky Mountain Oysters=We're not as high up on the food chain as we thought.
2003-08-27 05:31:41 AM  

Prefered by 9 out of 10 corn-fed-inbreds
2003-08-27 05:45:26 AM  
anything that's deep-fried tastes good.
Mmmmmm.... deep-fried watermelon rind. deep-fried polyester leisurewear. oooh my!
2003-08-27 05:55:45 AM  
Waiter, these 'prairie oysters' are a lot smaller than the ones we had last week.

That's correct sir. The bull doesn't always lose.
2003-08-27 06:19:56 AM  

I almost shot a cherio out of my nose from that one.
2003-08-27 06:41:33 AM  
These were not oysters. They were babies from weird and evil ceremonies those toothless and barefoot creatures indulge in when they don't have no varmint or injuns to shoot at.

2003-08-27 06:45:43 AM  
Eat Deep-Fried Bull Balls
Breed within your small gene pool
You are a Redneck

2003-08-27 07:01:52 AM  
"Breed within your small gene pool"

You mean have fun in the fambly jacuzi?
2003-08-27 07:09:55 AM  
"have fun in family jacuzi" too many syllables(It's a Haiku)
2003-08-27 07:13:02 AM  
I find it surprising that nobody has picked this out as a repeat yet. Although posted months ago with a very different headline, it's a repeat. I remember the shoddy writing style of the "journalist" who wrote the story, and also remember sending her an email about it.
2003-08-27 07:20:51 AM  
Thank you for that. Masterful.
2003-08-27 07:25:12 AM  
My Dad swears that Rocky Mountain Oysters are delicious.

I've never had the balls to try them. Get it? HAHAHAHA!

No, seriously, my Dad HAS tried Rocky Mountain Oysters.
2003-08-27 07:29:18 AM  
I know a guy with one nut. He wanted to keep the one he lost in a jar, but the hospital threw it away before he could ask...
2003-08-27 07:40:33 AM  
"This'll jar your preserves."
2003-08-27 08:00:33 AM  
I was tricked into eating them by my girlfriend at a fish fry. She told me they were fried mushrooms.
2003-08-27 08:07:37 AM  
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2003-08-27 08:09:09 AM  
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2003-08-27 08:22:59 AM  
Ever hear about the Aggie that died from eating mountain oysters? ... Bull dragged him to death.
2003-08-27 08:46:46 AM  
There are inbred bollecks-eaters in England too, you know.
They're called the Royle Fambly.
2003-08-27 08:46:55 AM  
I can atesticle that rocky mountain oysters are good quality eats.
2003-08-27 09:54:05 AM  
I actually ate bull testicles once and they sure don't taste like chicken. More like steak fat, which was okay. Really, it's not exactly something that when you're hungry you say "Mmm, I could go for some bull testicles now..."
2003-08-27 10:01:55 AM  
Anthony Bourdain, that asshole chef from NYC is a big fan of sheep goolies, if his show is to be believed.
2003-08-27 10:18:00 AM  
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2003-08-27 10:19:58 AM  
"The trick is to clip them off high."
2003-08-27 10:30:25 AM  
Kaufman?? I'm pretty sure bull balls aren't kosher.

You know, there are some parts of the animal that were just meant to be thrown away...
2003-08-27 10:40:37 AM  
Rocky Mtn. Oysters are actualy good. They taste like whatever the cook frys them in and have the consistancy of calamari. Bull Balls, they're not just for rednecks anymore.
2003-08-27 10:48:21 AM  
I liked that article.

It was written nicely.

There was a space between virtually every sentence.

Very easy on the eyes.

My balls kind of ache, though, thinking about someone chomping on them with their hind teeth.

2003-08-27 11:30:29 AM  
Cool. My family in Portugal tells the joke with the waiter, only it's after the bullfight and not the rodeo.

2003-08-27 12:02:07 PM  
They aren't too bad. I think I got tricked into eating them at the time. The thing is, they didn't have to trick me, I would have eaten them anyway. Kinda spicy, but it could have been the preperation.


There are inbred bollecks-eaters in England too, you know.
They're called the Royle Fambly.

Is Fambly gonna be your catch phrase from now on? I'm with you if it is!!
2003-08-27 12:41:00 PM  
Only 3 weeks til the Testicle Festival!!! Its actually quite the party...check out the pics on the site. NSFW..
2003-08-27 01:34:26 PM  
This brings to mind Mr. Lamb Fries
2003-08-27 01:50:32 PM  
They is good fur what ales ya.
2003-08-27 02:35:52 PM  
I've eaten Rocky Mountain Oysters many times. Whether you find that disgusting simply depends on where and how you were raised. When you slaughter a pig on the farm, you use EVERYTHING. Was just normal to me. Pass the turkey fries too!
2003-08-27 02:50:32 PM  



/got nuthin'
2003-08-27 06:45:59 PM  
Doesn't everyone like chewing on balls?


2003-08-27 09:17:14 PM  
I understand where it comes from, and needing to make all your food last... but eating the testicles is one of those things i would not do... just seems... rude? i dunno...

2003-08-27 09:44:42 PM  
Nut Cracker Sweet.
2003-08-28 03:35:02 PM  
The people who tried to trick me into eating them were kinda disappointed when I didn't blink when I found out what they were :) They tasted good, too. I've eaten loads of stuff, calf brains (that was before the mad cow disease, I think they don't sell them anymore), liver and kidneys of course, cow tongue, some kind of Belgian sausage that's made of 'whatever is left over' after all the other meat is sold...
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