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		Unsatisfactory male stripper beaten after performing bachelorette party (story.news.yahoo.com)		61
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Unfreakable		2003-08-26 05:55:08 PM

Tough crowd. But having been to "a couple" bachelor parties, I can't tell you how many times we've been disappointed by the dancer who shows up, looking considerably older and heavier than the woman in the advertisement. We've sent them away before.

freeleee		2003-08-26 07:14:48 PM

They usually don't live up to pictures in the ads. Just like the pics of burgers at fast food joints are never what gets delivered. Get the association of "meat" there?

Ku_No_Ichi		2003-08-26 08:30:39 PM

This reminds me of a story I heard not too long ago...

Rosalea		2003-08-26 08:31:40 PM

yeah me too...it's so similar one would think it's the same story....

Ku_No_Ichi		2003-08-26 09:44:47 PM

'Cept this time, the stripper is a man and the goons are women..

wldncrzy14		2003-08-26 10:09:47 PM

Mass hysteria!

OBB		2003-08-26 11:53:56 PM

It happened at Crystal Lake too... the guy's lucky some spazz in a hockey mask didn't chainsaw his ass.

GizmoMkI		2003-08-27 12:59:22 AM

Poor guy probably didn't "measure up".

zurda		2003-08-27 01:00:56 AM

heh...I think my mom would beat ME if I had a stripper at my bachelorette party...

Doomy		2003-08-27 01:03:00 AM

So, was he gay?

jeep44		2003-08-27 01:04:39 AM

He couldn't do a good "helicopter"

Fnord		2003-08-27 01:04:42 AM

asshat4321		2003-08-27 01:04:45 AM

Its not the worst thing thats happened at Crystal Lake!

asshat4321		2003-08-27 01:05:28 AM

Good pic Fnord! Thats classic!

SirSuperSouthern		2003-08-27 01:08:13 AM

Angry women rule. Hitting that "artist" over the head with a bottle of boose b/c he didn't pay any attention to the ugly a$$ bride-to-be is just too damn funny. Don't they know he was trying to score with women without commitments?

3point14		2003-08-27 01:14:06 AM

Fnord's is better, but...

...he could have taken the beating!

SpinnyNuNu		2003-08-27 01:15:09 AM

Maybe it's just me, but I really don't think I want my Mom in the room with me when a stripper is performing. And it would be even worse if I was the bride to whom he was supposed to "pay attention." Yuck. And still more worse if she paid him. Really, Yuck.

spiralscratch		2003-08-27 01:15:32 AM

I think it's funny that it was the 52-year-old mom that threw the beat-down.

Hotflash?

SlangstonHughes		2003-08-27 01:16:45 AM

Time for Pablo Francisco's Webo-splash.

/Big Mack with Steez

JackjustJack		2003-08-27 01:17:27 AM

I'll bet the groom is a little nervous.

Fnord		2003-08-27 01:19:14 AM

"I thaid I wanted him to thing to a muthical thong. Athh-hat."

SirSuperSouthern		2003-08-27 01:21:28 AM

3point14-

Nah, your pic is better. That clown from jackass makes me crack up at the thought, let alone a pic of "Party Boy". Everyone who aspires to be a dj needs to check that shiat out first... those are the only kinda people who dance to crappy techno.

/Any dudes who dance to anything but SLOW jams are just flamers.

ubermensch		2003-08-27 01:22:10 AM

DAMMIT!! I submitted this after it was already submitted, with a crappier headline....

spincut		2003-08-27 01:24:13 AM

damn, thats sad. Both for the stripper and the women....they shouldnt have beaten him up though.

Yall remember that link a couple days back where the ugly standin WOMAN went to that guys bachelor party (or birthday?) and they were just rude to her (and threw up) but didnt beat her, yall remember that?

Diamond		2003-08-27 01:25:26 AM

They should have just beaten him to death and buried the body.

Ku_No_Ichi		2003-08-27 01:26:05 AM

I'm with you on that one SpinnyNuNu.
I love my mother, but the closest we've ever come to watching naked men grind as she got drunk was when she got tipsy on a glass of Merlot during the intermission of Aida.

I'm ok with that.

Salsa_Shark		2003-08-27 01:27:48 AM

"Hey remember when we got that stripper for Chris's party and it turned out to be his son? Well I got someting to top that!"

/Family Guy

frostalicious		2003-08-27 01:46:46 AM

Jacqueline McMahon, 52, was sentenced...

So Stephanie McMahon's aunt got pissed there wasn't enough ass in the performance, and bodyslammed the stripper off the top rope? Can you smell what the Jacq is cookin?

Phil McKraken		2003-08-27 01:48:50 AM

Goddamn strippers need to do their job right. Sheesh, don't they know that violence IS the answer??

strobe		2003-08-27 01:54:56 AM

What judge would be stupid enough to even read these letters?

They're not even written in blood

Unfreakable		2003-08-27 01:58:13 AM

ubermensch

DAMMIT!! I submitted this after it was already submitted, with a crappier headline....

Nice.

kevindmorgan		2003-08-27 01:58:24 AM

Reverse the sexes on this, and have a guy beating a female stripper at a bachelor party and see if it gets the ol' "amusing" tag.

ubermensch		2003-08-27 01:59:59 AM

uh, STROBE, wrong forum...

trapped-in-CH		2003-08-27 02:16:10 AM

I would have kept dancing longer but the mom and daughter were b*ttf*ck fugly. then it got weird.

farkmesilly		2003-08-27 02:28:07 AM

Fnord
You are too cool for having that pic. I remember that ep and I don't religously watch SNL anymore, but that scene was too funny.

farkmesilly		2003-08-27 02:31:57 AM

and apparently I don't close my italics tags either.

Shinaynay		2003-08-27 02:47:02 AM

From a stripper's point of view, they probably weren't tipping well. Hence the shortened performance.

Flamebait		2003-08-27 03:16:40 AM

Smack my biatch-man up.

xtonyx		2003-08-27 03:16:59 AM

anyone seen the movie vulgar?

Fnord		2003-08-27 03:48:13 AM

xtonyx: No, but that pic reminds me of zippy the pinhead...

joeyp1983		2003-08-27 03:56:05 AM

ugh, xtonyx, Vulgar is one of the worst movies of all time. Unless you're a big fan of clown rape. Twice.

Rinty		2003-08-27 04:01:49 AM

I've had that done before. The guy shows up late, has 15 minutes of music for a 1hour show, dances for 30 minutes, charges us for the amount of time he was late, and goes to his car to count the money. We were pissed, but the bride had a migrane and couldn't thouroughly enjoy the piss poor show.

FireBall		2003-08-27 04:06:44 AM

I farking hate, HATE clowns.

FarkMadeMeCrazy		2003-08-27 04:20:40 AM

Just goes to show you that naked men are better left to the devices of the Internet.

ouch_that_hurts		2003-08-27 06:49:22 AM

OK...someone explain to me how stripping is entertaining.

Male, Female, Sheep. It's just wool comming off.

AuntofDogface		2003-08-27 08:42:08 AM

Shiat - not only do I have to share a last name with the McMahon's of the WWE, WWF whatever the fark it's called, now I have to share a last name with these other psychos!!

tburns		2003-08-27 08:42:19 AM

kevindmorgan hit the nail right on the head.

Imagine the continent-wide press coverage and howls of outrage from women's groups (and movies of the week) if it were a group of men beating up a female stripper.

Ripkord		2003-08-27 08:55:14 AM

was it this guy?

StubePT		2003-08-27 09:25:36 AM

The 28-year-old man suffered head injuries, bruises and scratches when he was punched, kicked and hit over the head with a bottle after his July 2002 performance at a hotel in Crystal Lake.

What? Was the stripper this guy?

Ruffian		2003-08-27 09:37:30 AM

My buddy just called me because he saw this article. He works with one of the women who was at the party (not the bride or the mother). She obviously has a slightly different account of what happened. She says the guy didn't have a stereo, an outfit, he had nothing. He probably deserved to get his ass kicked.

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