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(io9)   The Japanese spare no expense in building new Jurassic Park-themed "love hotel." Life finds a way   (io9.com ) divider line
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4303 clicks; posted to Geek » on 19 Jun 2011 at 4:51 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2011-06-19 05:03:47 PM  
Clever girl.
 
2011-06-19 05:26:15 PM  
Visiting a garish love hotel is one of my bucket list items, but my lack of Japanese would make this a huge challenge.

/no, the S&M Hello Kitty room is not my husband's cup of tea. Pity.
 
2011-06-19 05:29:51 PM  
Sounds awesome. I once stayed in a Stars Wars Themed love hotel room. Mainly just Star Wars murals in a blue light.
 
2011-06-19 05:45:49 PM  
"Accidental discharges" are a more serious threat at the hotel.

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2011-06-19 05:46:14 PM  
Will the glasses of water ripple when the couple in the next room are boinking?
 
2011-06-19 05:52:05 PM  
www.dvdinmypants.com

Making reservations now...
 
2011-06-19 05:57:02 PM  
Hold on to your butts...
 
2011-06-19 06:15:10 PM  
Honey, tonight we are in the Honeymoon Suite. Spared no expense.
 
2011-06-19 06:52:23 PM  
I would be too busy roaring like Godzirra to get down to business with a Japanese woman.
 
2011-06-19 07:10:04 PM  
That place must be so farking depressing!

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/Oh, Park
 
2011-06-19 10:49:58 PM  
Will they have plants in the building that are poisonous, but picked because they look good?
 
2011-06-19 11:19:42 PM  
Wonder if they'll offer up RealDino dolls.
 
2011-06-19 11:32:16 PM  
Are they autoerotic?
 
2011-06-19 11:56:44 PM  
Do they serve their feces meat?
 
2011-06-20 12:22:47 AM  
Used panty dispensers in the lobby.
 
2011-06-20 01:08:50 AM  
They're breeding! Life found a way.
 
2011-06-20 01:16:55 AM  

Zeppelininthesky: Hold on to your butts...


Knowing what we know today, we can look back and laugh at the days when Samuel L Jackson played a computer programmer who was outwitted and indirectly killed by Wayne Knight.
 
2011-06-20 02:22:11 AM  

bhcompy: Zeppelininthesky: Hold on to your butts...

Knowing what we know today, we can look back and laugh at the days when Samuel L Jackson played a computer programmer who was outwitted and indirectly killed by Wayne Knight.


You know, a lot of people totally have even forgotten Samuel L. Jackson was a star of that movie, mostly because he played a computer programmer.
 
2011-06-20 03:15:31 AM  

Legios: That place must be so farking depressing!

/Oh, Park


thank god this got retconned happier, now i can watch this episode and only cry a little.
 
2011-06-20 03:27:51 AM  

SN1987a goes boom: Will they have plants in the building that are poisonous, but picked because they look good?


Nice using a line besides "Spares no expense" "Clever Girl" or "Run"

But I would be afraid to go there and run into a transformersaurus
 
2011-06-20 04:49:26 AM  
Oita? Seriously? Anyone with good enough taste to go to this place would have fled the prefecture years ago.

MadTheologian: Visiting a garish love hotel is one of my bucket list items, but my lack of Japanese would make this a huge challenge.

/no, the S&M Hello Kitty room is not my husband's cup of tea. Pity.


The one I went to (pops) a couple years ago was pretty foreigner-friendly; when you go in you see pictures of all rooms and whether they're open or occupied.

At some places you can just push a button and pay for the room right there as if it was a vending machine, in other places you have to go to the counter where the staff are hidden behind curtains. The staff tend to be sweet old ladies who have dealt with their fair share of foreigners and are prepared to deal with poor or non-existent Japanese. You can even see from pics on the site that there's enough basic guidance in English for anyone to figure things out.

Quite frankly after years of sleeping on futons an actual bed was the best part of the experience. You should probably avoid the costume rentals, though.
 
2011-06-20 07:05:32 AM  

Hagbardr: Are they autoerotic?


First time I saw the film I thought I misheard that, but since then I just can't understand what he was going for when he said that. Animatronic? Deliberate joke by Snr Spielbergo?
 
2011-06-20 07:36:07 AM  

eddyatwork: I would be too busy roaring like Godzirra to get down to business with a Japanese woman.


Besides which, everyone knows that while Gojira has the fame, it's actually Gamera who gets all the quality poon:

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2011-06-20 08:43:28 AM  
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Subby missed the Jeff Goldblum mannerisms

/still, um, a good thread... yes.
 
2011-06-20 10:30:25 AM  

TXTitan2001: SN1987a goes boom: Will they have plants in the building that are poisonous, but picked because they look good?

Nice using a line besides "Spares no expense" "Clever Girl" or "Run"


Must go faster! Must go faster!
 
2011-06-20 08:58:00 PM  
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