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2011-06-19 10:48:14 AM
Or, "Hi, Mom"
 
2011-06-19 10:51:06 AM
Well, like the article said, it is Mesa, Arizona after all. Though I've learned you can never take off enough clothes to cool down when it's sweltering out. Better to go find AC or a pool of water to jump in...
 
2011-06-19 10:51:29 AM
'Ma'am, I'm going to have to administer this, um, breathalyzer.'
 
2011-06-19 10:51:56 AM
Susan Pollock...

i.huffpost.com

The real question would have been "Daddy, why is the heat melting that lady?"
 
2011-06-19 10:52:16 AM
 
2011-06-19 10:53:48 AM
ftfa 'giggles and titters'? rather fitting

/titters!
 
2011-06-19 11:01:39 AM

minnesotaboy: Susan Pollock...

The real question would have been "Daddy, why is the heat melting that lady?"


donotwant.jpg

This explains the photo that was used.

blogs.discovery.com

Doesn't that look refreshing?
 
2011-06-19 11:04:26 AM
Why is Discovery reporting on this crap?

Isn't there some science happening out there? Somewhere?
 
2011-06-19 11:07:09 AM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Or, "Hi, Mom"


To be totally serious, I thought for a second this was my mother. She was living in Mesa, and is a trainwreck of a former-stripper.

But then I remembered she just recently moved to Oregon.

Plus, it didn't mention the pink unicorn tattoo on her breast.

When I was in college, my friends always wanted to go to the strip clubs in East St. Louis. I was always afraid I'd see my mother. Which would be awkward.
 
2011-06-19 11:07:53 AM
"Sir, someone seems to have absconded with your penis."
 
2011-06-19 11:08:01 AM
Thanks for ruining my fantasy Minnesotaboy.

I am not promoting getting drunk and passing out alone on park benches, especially for women. Its a good way to end up getting a bucket of rape poured on you. That said, nudity really shouldnt be that big of a deal. In fact I would support anybody being able to be nude on a park bench or anywhere else for that matter. I dont buy this crap about it leaving the kids traumatized. Seeing someone nude is hardly a traumatic event. Most likely the father was far more concerned about it than the kids were.
 
2011-06-19 11:08:57 AM
Mesa's probably the last place I want to see a naked 44 year old on a bench. The meth looks strong with that one.
 
2011-06-19 11:14:10 AM
And lest you're worried about traumatized children, we're reminded of the story of the 6-year-old who tells his dad that he just saw three streakers run by. When the concerned father asks if they were boys or girls, the kid responds:
"I couldn't tell, they weren't wearing any clothes."


Fabulous
 
2011-06-19 11:19:55 AM

L. Bastardo: Mesa's probably the last place I want to see a naked 44 year old on a bench. The meth looks strong with that one.


True. I'd be more upset about my kids seeing a nasty meth-head in the park then a pair of nasty knockers. It's just boobs people.
 
2011-06-19 11:24:59 AM
Get off my grass!
 
2011-06-19 11:28:50 AM
The breezes that she felt at that moment were no doubt the gasps of dad

Gasps do not work that way.
 
2011-06-19 11:51:28 AM

muzzrphochr: ftfa 'giggles and titters'? rather fitting

/titters!


I agree... well played Mr. Writer.
 
2011-06-19 11:52:07 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: Just what do you say to a naked lady? (new window)


I think I'll try out for the "Girl Who Is Not Raped" role in the reboot.
 
2011-06-19 11:55:17 AM

Ed Finnerty: "Sir, someone seems to have absconded with your penis."


userserve-ak.last.fm
Wanted for questioning.

/clicky pop
 
2011-06-19 11:58:06 AM

Hoopy Frood: The breezes that she felt at that moment were no doubt the gasps of dad

Gasps do not work that way.



More like dis-gusts.
 
2011-06-19 11:58:24 AM
Between the source and the headline, I thought Matt LeBlanc was going to host some kind of TV show/animal documentary.
 
2011-06-19 12:05:57 PM
Maybe she was just afraid her black Coco Reef swimsuit would burn her.
 
2011-06-19 12:17:08 PM

minnesotaboy: Susan Pollock...



The real question would have been "Daddy, why is the heat melting that lady?"


Hmm. She doesn't look remotely like the hot chick in the link.

Imagine that.
 
2011-06-19 12:19:09 PM

eas81: How about NO subby!!!


Was that really necessary?
 
2011-06-19 12:58:41 PM

eas81: How about NO subby!!!


Is she giving birth to a giant potato? I like her socks.
 
2011-06-19 03:16:11 PM

berylman: eas81: How about NO subby!!!

Is she giving birth to a giant potato? I like her socks.


I'm pretty sure that's her clit.
 
2011-06-19 03:31:00 PM

Ed Finnerty: berylman: eas81: How about NO subby!!!

Is she giving birth to a giant potato? I like her socks.

I'm pretty sure that's her clit.


i thought clits were hard to find. that one is pretty big. should i tickle it with my tongue?
 
2011-06-19 03:37:24 PM

some_beer_drinker: Ed Finnerty: berylman: eas81: How about NO subby!!!

Is she giving birth to a giant potato? I like her socks.

I'm pretty sure that's her clit.

i thought clits were hard to find. that one is pretty big. should i tickle it with my tongue?


No, for the love of god, no. If you get her off the ensuing deluge could drown us all.
 
2011-06-19 04:03:57 PM
I knew I shouldn't have clicked the rest of the story link.
 
2011-06-19 04:21:07 PM

nekulor: some_beer_drinker: Ed Finnerty: berylman: eas81: How about NO subby!!!

Is she giving birth to a giant potato? I like her socks.

I'm pretty sure that's her clit.

i thought clits were hard to find. that one is pretty big. should i tickle it with my tongue?

No, for the love of god, no. If you get her off the ensuing deluge could drown us all.


Now I know why I'm gay...
 
2011-06-19 06:52:14 PM
FTFA: It's 5:30 p.m., smack dab in the middle of a Mesa city park. Enjoying the wonders of nature, a father and his three children stroll by Susan's park bench and get a little more nature than dad had bargained on. The birds-and-bees talk that parents tend to put off may have jumped to the front burner.

Sad times for journalism.
 
2011-06-19 07:28:28 PM

The Life Of Brian: nekulor: some_beer_drinker: Ed Finnerty: berylman: eas81: How about NO subby!!!

Is she giving birth to a giant potato? I like her socks.

I'm pretty sure that's her clit.

i thought clits were hard to find. that one is pretty big. should i tickle it with my tongue?

No, for the love of god, no. If you get her off the ensuing deluge could drown us all.

Now I know why I'm gay...


Just helping out bro. Sorry for that mental image. It's one I also have to live with, for I generated the concept.

/My brain, a scary, depraved den of sin and debauchery.
 
2011-06-20 09:25:20 AM
Susan Pollock...

The real question would have been "Daddy, why is the heat melting that lady?"


Reality always has to go and ruin my fantasies.
 
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