Demi Lovato, the Disney starlet? Shouldn't Chris Hansen be lurking nearby?

Hmmm



/yea I would hit it

Is the hero tag busy?

So Timberlake got Valderrama's leftovers eh?

Twist2005: Shouldn't Chris Hansen be lurking nearby?

He's made a habit of celebrating his GF's 18th birthday, I believe.

Fugger gets them right before they blow up too. Had Lohan when she was 18 and still yummy, Hewitt before she became a cow, and Biel before Timberlake fouled her.

I just hope he doesn't start using his powers for evil or we are all in big trouble.

Hollywood C-Lister gets Hollywood B-Listers.

Sure, he's scored with dozens of the hottest young things to hit Hollywood's A List. Look at how empty his life must be always being referred to as a C Lister.

He sounds like a d-bag.

MAYORBOB: Sure, he's scored with dozens of the hottest young things to hit Hollywood's A List. Look at how empty his life must be always being referred to as a C Lister.

I would hate that


/not really

bulldg4life: Twist2005: Shouldn't Chris Hansen be lurking nearby?

He's made a habit of celebrating his GF's 18th birthday, I believe.

She's 18? In that case...GO FEZ!!!

It's like I wanna hate on him but I just can't. That's some Hall-of-Fame level stuff, we have not seen anything like this in decades, since Warren Beatty!

Some other conquests:

Mila Kunis, Ariana Richards, Majandra Delfino, Patricia Velasquez, Avril Lavigne.


The dude gets more ass than a toilet seat.

He's the younger version of Tate Donovan.

You know, the B-list actor who dated Sandra Bullock, Jennifer Aniston, and Lauren Graham.

I remember his interview on Stern a few years ago, one of the more famous chicks on his list loved it in the back door.

Kiler: I remember his interview on Stern a few years ago, one of the more famous chicks on his list loved it in the back door.

Go on.......

What does the C stand for again?

bravian: Hmmm



/yea I would hit it

At the gym and looking like he just got done working out? check
Taking a photo of himself in the mirror, shirtless? check
Photo taken with iPhone? check

It's official. We have ourselves a douche.

He must have a solid gold penis.

'Reporter' answered his own question before he asked it

Valderrama and Lovato -- who is fresh from rehab -- an nounced their break- up this past week.

How does he do it?

/plus needs to learn how to use the space bar

My theory is that he is the "hollywood drug hook-up to the stars"...he's "the guy who knows a guy" who can get you whatever you want

Handy Manny

"When he likes someone a lot, he gives them a black sweatband from Chrome Hearts," says a longtime friend. "It means that you're his girlfriend, that you can hang out in his crew."

He sounds like a classy guy.

propasaurus: Rumor is: huge cock.

yeppers. supposedly he is packing a monster in those pants.

/those women don't stay too long so that must be all he has to offer

frozencopper: My theory is that he is the "hollywood drug hook-up to the stars"...he's "the guy who knows a guy" who can get you whatever you want

DIng! Winner. There are 50 dudes like this in every college town in America, who make themselves the center of some party scene. It's just the "dorms" in Hollywoood have 18 year olds whose names you know...

frozencopper: My theory is that he is the "hollywood drug hook-up to the stars"...he's "the guy who knows a guy" who can get you whatever you want

Nooooo, that can't possibly be it. It has to be that his charming wit and personality allows him to connect with these famous actresses on a soulful, personal level.

These women are sluts. Tender young sluts.

Farkin' Fez?

It is I hitting that stuff.
Repeatedly.

Impressed..

sleeper2995: He must have a solid gold penis.

I tri ed to read the wh ole artic le, but m y atten tio n kep t bein g d iverted by th e spa ces crea ted by th e writ er's epile ptic thu mb.

Tor_Eckman: Fugger gets them right before they blow up too. Had Lohan when she was 18 and still yummy, Hewitt before she became a cow, and Biel before Timberlake fouled her.

I just hope he doesn't start using his powers for evil or we are all in big trouble.

clearly, the only power he has is turning chicks into washed-up, nasty hags. Clearly, he's already gotten a hold of Miley, too.

i_dig_chicks: Kiler: I remember his interview on Stern a few years ago, one of the more famous chicks on his list loved it in the back door.

Go on.......

I searched for the interview, he refuses to say who it is. But it's likely someone listed in our fair headline.

My guess is JLH. She's got the cushion for the pushin'.

propasaurus: Rumor is: huge cock.

What do they do, put that in their IMDb profile? Do the agents have "special" glamour shots that the actresses peruse to know who to fark? Surely we have some hollywood agents on fark.

propasaurus: Rumor is: huge cock.

Also I seem to recall from the That 70's Show special episode before the finale that the guy is in really good shape.

Plus he's a pretty smooth talker. I can see it.

More power to him.

sleeper2995: He must have a solid gold penis.

As a woman, I feel compelled to help you out. It's not the penis. Really. We don't, as a rule, like it when you whip it out upon meeting us. The article actually pointed out the reason for his success: helpfulness, kindness, compliments, and (comparative) maturity.

The penis is not how you get the girls. And if you are relying on only your penis to do the work in bed, it is not how you keep the girls.

You're welcome.

propasaurus: Rumor is: huge cock.

I highly doubt this. Not that I even care to know or speculate on his size, but I highly doubt this is the reason he gets all these hot girls. The article basically says how he gets all these girls. He preys on the young, impressionable virginal girls who are just starting out in Hollywood.

I think we all know his type. The good looking guy who's a little bit older who plays the part of the nice yet smooth guy who just wants to be the girl's friend and "show her the ropes." He constantly compliments her without being desperate and pathetic about it, but just enough to make her feel hot and special. He plays it cool around them though probably keeping other girls around in front of her to know he's wanted. Really, he's just making investments in them (probably many at the same time). I'm sure he exposes them to a whole new exciting world of parties, clubs, and possibly drugs (the article mentions alcohol which for a 16 year old is exciting). He will show them a good time, make them feel good, acting cool like he doesn't really want them. After he's made them swoon over him (as it is easy to do to a teenage girl when you're a 20 something good looking guy with the hookups), he gets them into bed for a few weeks maybe and then dumps them most likely.

I'm going to doubt this will continue to work for him much longer with the teenage girls since he's in his 30's, although it looks like he's moved on to young 20's which will do, but it will probably be slightly more difficult at this point since most 20 somethings aren't virgins and thus not as naive. I'm curious to see how this plays out for him in the future :P.

propasaurus: Rumor is: huge cock.

Well there is that and the last two years of the 70's show, he and Danny Masterson were making 1 million dollars per episode each. He doesn't need to work again in his life and he knows it.

PillsHere: I highly doubt this. Not that I even care to know or speculate on his size, but I highly doubt this is the reason he gets all these hot girls. The article basically says how he gets all these girls. He preys on the young, impressionable virginal girls who are just starting out in Hollywood.

Dude most of those girls on that list are hardly "starting out in Hollywood" when he dates them. Almost all the names on that list were child actors, and I'm sure people were trying to woo them and get in their pants long before he came along.

What a creepy Mexican. Though the royalties for that 70's show must be nice.