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(WFTV Orlando)   Town residents no longer have to choke their own chickens   ( divider line
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9433 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Aug 2003 at 1:39 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-08-26 01:41:54 PM  
But what if I WANT to chock my chicken? Heh heh heh...
2003-08-26 01:42:49 PM  
P.S. I want a snake like that.
2003-08-26 01:48:40 PM  
Aww, crap. They found me out.
2003-08-26 01:51:17 PM  
Hmmmm...there's chicken bones in this here snake shiat, wonder what that could mean...
2003-08-26 01:55:08 PM  
We done figgered it was one of 'dem chiken hawks, either that or the Huckleberrys from up yonder mountain, they'll take anything that ain't nailed down
2003-08-26 01:58:02 PM  
I love the fact that there's an 8 foot Boa loose and no one seems to care
2003-08-26 02:03:52 PM  
As a biologist, I have to wonder what this creature's chances are come winter. Tenn. gets pretty damn cold for a tropical reptile.
2003-08-26 02:05:11 PM  
(8-foot snake terrorizes town)

*zips up pants*

My work here is done.
2003-08-26 02:09:06 PM  

I agree. Its a little strange that their only reaction is "Well now that the chickens are gone, it'll go away."
2003-08-26 02:16:30 PM  
They may not have to choke their own chickens, but who is going to spank their monkeys, beat their meat, bop their baloney or wax their dolphins for them? It ain't going to be me, I can tell you that right now.
2003-08-26 02:18:31 PM  
Love that Chicken Pepperoni !!!
2003-08-26 02:30:43 PM  
I'm dissapointed in this article, and I think you know why.
2003-08-26 02:32:01 PM  

Maybe they just REALLY like chicken there.
2003-08-26 02:38:07 PM  
Fnord: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, thats good stuff
2003-08-26 02:39:18 PM  
so have you always been a poultry farmer?
cuz yer great at raising cock.

/bad pickup line
2003-08-26 04:10:02 PM  
MISSING: Black and Tan Miniature Dachshund. Answers to Sparky. Last seen yapping near the Nashville Metro Police's West Patrol station....
2003-08-26 04:13:08 PM  
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2003-08-26 04:13:58 PM  
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2003-08-28 01:41:28 AM  
This is disturbing.
Tsop of the Tsrif!
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