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2011-06-17 01:55:41 PM
Can you run it off a diesel generator?

I'm asking...for a friend..yeah..a friend.
 
2011-06-17 02:03:39 PM
Where
Prosti-titties
Whe
\o/
(.Y.)
|
/\
 
2011-06-17 02:09:03 PM
30-day trial offer

"On second thought, sir, you just keep it"
 
2011-06-17 02:12:59 PM
elengendromecanico.miciudadreal.net
 
2011-06-17 02:29:00 PM
From the comments:

I was about 6 years old and was thumbing through the Lillian Vernon insert in the Parade magazine in the Sunday paper, when I spied a corn cob with an electrical cord for sale. I thought that it was so weird and cool that I cut out the item and taped it up on my bedroom door.

My parents acted very strangely about that little item. It was many years before I understood why.


hahahahaha. It's funny because kids are stupid, you see.
 
2011-06-17 02:33:56 PM
So, an ad for the first farking machine?
 
2011-06-17 02:37:52 PM

Flab: elengendromecanico.miciudadreal.net


dammit, beat me to it.

"Evidently, your friend did not realize that here in East Germany we use 220 volt current."
 
2011-06-17 03:03:05 PM
"30-day trial offer????"

ewwwwww
 
2011-06-17 03:04:22 PM
2sistersblog.com
 
2011-06-17 03:09:17 PM
www.theluxuryspot.com
 
2011-06-17 04:43:34 PM
bighasbeen

Jesus christ. To this day I do not know why, but I desperately wanted to wreck that. Just...do evvvverything to her.
 
2011-06-17 04:44:56 PM
I clenched down harder than my first military physical seeing that thing!
 
2011-06-17 04:45:31 PM

LowbrowDeluxe: bighasbeen

Jesus christ. To this day I do not know why, but I desperately wanted to wreck that. Just...do evvvverything to her.


she's hotter as a cyclops

www.pollsb.com
 
2011-06-17 04:45:36 PM
As far as I know those ladies don't have a prostrate... but they are more than welcome to use mine.
 
2011-06-17 04:45:50 PM

LowbrowDeluxe: bighasbeen

Jesus christ. To this day I do not know why, but I desperately wanted to wreck that. Just...do evvvverything to her.


I feel the same way about Fran Dreschner from her "Nanny" days...i despise her voice so much but I wanted to do dirty dirty dirty things to her more so than anyone else on tv during that time.
 
2011-06-17 04:45:56 PM
that thing looks like a power-drill and in a way... I guess it is...
 
2011-06-17 04:47:50 PM

MaxSupernova: LowbrowDeluxe: bighasbeen

Jesus christ. To this day I do not know why, but I desperately wanted to wreck that. Just...do evvvverything to her.

I feel the same way about Fran Dreschner from her "Nanny" days...i despise her voice so much but I wanted to do dirty dirty dirty things to her more so than anyone else on tv during that time.


Babara Eden
 
2011-06-17 04:48:21 PM
www.realh.co.uk
 
2011-06-17 04:48:35 PM

karmaceutical: As far as I know those ladies don't have a prostrate... but they are more than welcome to use mine.


LOL..
AWESOME!

/stealing that line
 
2011-06-17 04:49:38 PM
img222.imageshack.us

"Hand" huh?
 
2011-06-17 04:49:43 PM

kvinesknows: karmaceutical: As far as I know those ladies don't have a prostrate... but they are more than welcome to use mine.

LOL..
AWESOME!

/stealing that line


Only on Fark do we seem men admit their enthusiastic feelings for pegging.

/loves when boys make girly sounds
 
2011-06-17 04:49:45 PM
Liberal terms

Bwahahahahahahahaha *gasp* hahahahahahahahahaha
 
2011-06-17 04:51:25 PM
This one is good for your back
media.onsugar.com

A good scalp vibrator is always handy
quackdoctor.files.wordpress.com

And for the equestrienne
guyism.com
 
2011-06-17 04:51:47 PM
Joking aside. I had a good friend in college (he was a couple years older and out of college) who had prostatitis. It is NOT a disorder you want to have. That dude suffered more than anybody I have ever seen outside of a hospital.
 
2011-06-17 04:52:01 PM

tinyarena: MaxSupernova: LowbrowDeluxe: bighasbeen

Jesus christ. To this day I do not know why, but I desperately wanted to wreck that. Just...do evvvverything to her.

I feel the same way about Fran Dreschner from her "Nanny" days...i despise her voice so much but I wanted to do dirty dirty dirty things to her more so than anyone else on tv during that time.

Babara Eden


Barbara Feldon ... and Carolyn Jones.
 
2011-06-17 04:53:01 PM

FlashHarry: "30-day trial offer????"

ewwwwww


Just guess that the returns were sold at an extreeeeeeeeeeeeemely discounted rate...

/but they did mention Sears.. SO NO DISCOUNT FOR YOU!
//"I understand your concern, but the smell is there so you don't feel depressed making it smell that way yourself..." *CLICK*
 
2011-06-17 04:53:13 PM
Just in time for Fathers day!!
 
2011-06-17 04:55:53 PM

MaxSupernova: LowbrowDeluxe: bighasbeen

Jesus christ. To this day I do not know why, but I desperately wanted to wreck that. Just...do evvvverything to her.

I feel the same way about Fran Dreschner from her "Nanny" days...i despise her voice so much but I wanted to do dirty dirty dirty things to her more so than anyone else on tv during that time.


Oh dear god yes. Yes. YES. A thousand times yes. Yes with the fury of a thousand burning suns.

...what the hell is wrong with me?
 
2011-06-17 04:55:54 PM
Ummm...I'm not sure how deep you can safely insert objects into your own rectum, but that thing looks like a colon perforation waiting to happen.
 
2011-06-17 04:56:47 PM

DubyaHater: Ummm...I'm not sure how deep you can safely insert objects into your own rectum, but that thing looks like a colon perforation waiting to happen.


About eight inches?
 
2011-06-17 04:56:58 PM

MaxSupernova: LowbrowDeluxe: bighasbeen

Jesus christ. To this day I do not know why, but I desperately wanted to wreck that. Just...do evvvverything to her.

I feel the same way about Fran Dreschner from her "Nanny" days...i despise her voice so much but I wanted to do dirty dirty dirty things to her more so than anyone else on tv during that time.


Seconded. Recently "came out" about that to an ex-girlfriend while channel surfing in a hotel room. "It's embarrassing, but she is so hot." Probably helps that I like big hair for some reason. My ex said she could understand..."She's got a hot little body."
 
2011-06-17 04:57:57 PM
Quackery. A real man uses this scientifically proven device to invigorate his humors!:
i276.photobucket.com
 
2011-06-17 04:58:02 PM
I've farked tons of asses.... never perforated any...
 
2011-06-17 04:59:41 PM
yeah, for all the good they've done me, I might as well have stuck them up my arse!
 
2011-06-17 04:59:53 PM

Mjeck: I've farked tons of asses.... never perforated any...


Tons of asses? Do you buy them wholesale or something?
 
2011-06-17 05:01:15 PM
I was pretty young when Married... With Children came out, but I always wanted to bang both Kelly and Peg.

If I had to choose only one, Peg.
 
2011-06-17 05:01:26 PM
Far more interesting then a use at home device is the fact that women used to go to a doctor for this.. and husbands had no problem letting them go.
 
2011-06-17 05:02:59 PM
Now days, teh gays use gerbils. Gotta think green. Reusable too!
 
2011-06-17 05:03:04 PM

kvinesknows: Far more interesting then a use at home device is the fact that women used to go to a doctor for this.. and husbands had no problem letting them go.


Because apparently oral sex hadn't been invented yet? Seriously, from what I've heard, that's what the ladies dig.

/dudes too
 
2011-06-17 05:03:06 PM
Link (new window)

still laugh my...arse... off to this :)
 
2011-06-17 05:03:59 PM

jafiwam: "Hand" huh?


It does actually work on sore shoulders and backs... as well.
 
2011-06-17 05:04:19 PM

culebra: Mjeck: I've farked tons of asses.... never perforated any...

Tons of asses? Do you buy them wholesale or something?


Well, we don't know anything about the average weight. It could be as few as two asses.
 
2011-06-17 05:04:31 PM

jaytkay: This one is good for your back


A good scalp vibrator is always handy


And for the equestrienne


Second Ad "Buy one for your wife or sister."
Sister?!
Really?
 
2011-06-17 05:04:32 PM

culebra: Mjeck: I've farked tons of asses.... never perforated any...

Tons of asses? Do you buy them wholesale or something?


No, it was actually just one really, really fat chick.
 
2011-06-17 05:08:16 PM

Gonad the Ballbarian: Link (new window)

still laugh my...arse... off to this :)


Goddamn. Stupid sexy SWS.
 
2011-06-17 05:10:00 PM

RedVentrue: jaytkay: This one is good for your back


A good scalp vibrator is always handy


And for the equestrienne

Second Ad "Buy one for your wife or sister."
Sister?!
Really?


Would you buy that for your wife or sister, or your wife AND sister
 
2011-06-17 05:11:58 PM

dionysusaur: tinyarena: MaxSupernova: LowbrowDeluxe: bighasbeen

Jesus christ. To this day I do not know why, but I desperately wanted to wreck that. Just...do evvvverything to her.

I feel the same way about Fran Dreschner from her "Nanny" days...i despise her voice so much but I wanted to do dirty dirty dirty things to her more so than anyone else on tv during that time.

Babara Eden

Barbara Feldon ... and Carolyn Jones.


60s TV was full of broads you'd want to fark the shiat out of...

Carolyn Jones, Barbara Eden, Mary Tyler Moore, Yvonne DeCarlo, Elizabeth Montgomery, Marlo Thomas...
 
2011-06-17 05:13:49 PM
www.sheaff-ephemera.com3.bp.blogspot.com

This is more disturbing than that.
 
2011-06-17 05:14:54 PM

Savoir-Faire: MaxSupernova: LowbrowDeluxe: bighasbeen

Jesus christ. To this day I do not know why, but I desperately wanted to wreck that. Just...do evvvverything to her.

I feel the same way about Fran Dreschner from her "Nanny" days...i despise her voice so much but I wanted to do dirty dirty dirty things to her more so than anyone else on tv during that time.

Seconded. Recently "came out" about that to an ex-girlfriend while channel surfing in a hotel room. "It's embarrassing, but she is so hot." Probably helps that I like big hair for some reason. My ex said she could understand..."She's got a hot little body."


Fran Drescher is hot. I don't get why people think it's weird to be attracted to her. That voice, however. Makes me want to punch babies.
 
2011-06-17 05:18:20 PM

AeAe: Savoir-Faire: MaxSupernova: LowbrowDeluxe: bighasbeen

Jesus christ. To this day I do not know why, but I desperately wanted to wreck that. Just...do evvvverything to her.

I feel the same way about Fran Dreschner from her "Nanny" days...i despise her voice so much but I wanted to do dirty dirty dirty things to her more so than anyone else on tv during that time.

Seconded. Recently "came out" about that to an ex-girlfriend while channel surfing in a hotel room. "It's embarrassing, but she is so hot." Probably helps that I like big hair for some reason. My ex said she could understand..."She's got a hot little body."

Fran Drescher is hot. I don't get why people think it's weird to be attracted to her. That voice, however. Makes me want to punch babies.


Ball gag.

/I'm here to help.
 
2011-06-17 05:20:59 PM

Oznog: This is more disturbing than that.


THat is frightening.
 
2011-06-17 05:23:08 PM

AeAe: Fran Drescher is hot. I don't get why people think it's weird to be attracted to her. That voice, however. Makes me want to punch babies.


Not only do I think Fran Drescher (in "The Nanny" era) is hot, I also think her voice is kind of sexy.

I know. I need help.
 
2011-06-17 05:27:17 PM
Still looking good
lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2011-06-17 05:31:18 PM

MaxSupernova: LowbrowDeluxe: bighasbeen

Jesus christ. To this day I do not know why, but I desperately wanted to wreck that. Just...do evvvverything to her.

I feel the same way about Fran Dreschner from her "Nanny" days...i despise her voice so much but I wanted to do dirty dirty dirty things to her more so than anyone else on tv during that time.


Fran Drescher was super hot back then, amazing body. Who cares about her weird voice
 
2011-06-17 05:34:13 PM
I would wreck Fran Drescher just to hear what she sounds like when she comes.
 
2011-06-17 05:37:51 PM

PonceAlyosha: Because apparently oral sex safety razors hadn't been invented yet?

 
2011-06-17 05:39:46 PM

DubyaHater: Ummm...I'm not sure how deep you can safely insert objects into your own rectum, but that thing looks like a colon perforation waiting to happen.


Rectums, when properly prepared, can make excellent arm warmers.
 
2011-06-17 05:39:50 PM

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: I would wreck Fran Drescher just to hear what she sounds like when she comes.


She's hot, but I could never think of her in a sexual way after finding she was the victim of a home invasion rape. Bastards tied up her man and made him watch.
 
2011-06-17 05:43:47 PM
Lol, everyone is Googling to see if I'm full of sh*t.
 
2011-06-17 05:52:47 PM

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: I would wreck Fran Drescher just to hear what she sounds like when she comes.


Newbomb Turk could have found out...if only...
 
2011-06-17 05:55:29 PM
Don't need to google to know it's true, trolltimus
 
2011-06-17 05:57:30 PM
I hear that item is good if you suffer from:

i55.tinypic.com
 
2011-06-17 05:58:28 PM

jaytkay: This one is good for your back


A good scalp vibrator is always handy


And for the equestrienne


But why would you need a saddlehorn on something that's not meant for actual horse-work? And the way it's shaped, you could never...
Oh.
 
2011-06-17 06:08:22 PM

culebra: Mjeck: I've farked tons of asses.... never perforated any...

Tons of asses? Do you buy them wholesale or something?


He just likes the fatties
 
2011-06-17 06:12:08 PM

dionysusaur: ... and Carolyn Jones.


OH HELLS yeah.
 
2011-06-17 06:12:40 PM

jafiwam: Joking aside. I had a good friend in college (he was a couple years older and out of college) who had prostatitis. It is NOT a disorder you want to have. That dude suffered more than anybody I have ever seen outside of a hospital.


Did he ever stop getting farked in the ass?
 
2011-06-17 06:17:23 PM

MemeSlave: jafiwam: Joking aside. I had a good friend in college (he was a couple years older and out of college) who had prostatitis. It is NOT a disorder you want to have. That dude suffered more than anybody I have ever seen outside of a hospital.

Did he ever stop getting farked in the ass?


He sounds like a fun guy.
 
2011-06-17 06:25:02 PM

jafiwam: Joking aside. I had a good friend in college (he was a couple years older and out of college) who had prostatitis. It is NOT a disorder you want to have. That dude suffered more than anybody I have ever seen outside of a hospital.


As a 45-year old who has gone through it several times, yes. And no, the urologist's finger isn't the worst part of it. It's damn annoying. Every single time you have to pee, it hurts, and you stand there for a while waiting. Repeat every two hours. And the great part is when it goes away and they're not exactly sure why. So you're paranoid that at any time it'll come back.

Oh, and the mildest antibiotic they give you for it these days is Cipro, so you have the fun of explosive bowel syndrome while you're being treated.

Yes, Mrs. Love Zombie is a tolerant and understanding individual.
I made it up to her. I now have a prescription for Cialis.
 
2011-06-17 06:28:38 PM

dahmers love zombie: And no, the urologist's finger isn't the worst part of it.


Finger?

Sonofabiatch, I need to have a serious talk with my doc and ask him why he had both hands on my shoulders the whole time.
 
2011-06-17 06:29:10 PM
techmom [TotalFark] Quote 2011-06-17 03:04:22 PM
2sistersblog.com


2sistersblog.com

Is she getting her prostate massaged?
Is she using a new one or one of the refurbs?
 
2011-06-17 06:30:59 PM
media.giantbomb.com
 
2011-06-17 06:42:14 PM

dahmers love zombie: jafiwam: Joking aside. I had a good friend in college (he was a couple years older and out of college) who had prostatitis. It is NOT a disorder you want to have. That dude suffered more than anybody I have ever seen outside of a hospital.

As a 45-year old who has gone through it several times, yes. And no, the urologist's finger isn't the worst part of it. It's damn annoying. Every single time you have to pee, it hurts, and you stand there for a while waiting. Repeat every two hours. And the great part is when it goes away and they're not exactly sure why. So you're paranoid that at any time it'll come back.

Oh, and the mildest antibiotic they give you for it these days is Cipro, so you have the fun of explosive bowel syndrome while you're being treated.

Yes, Mrs. Love Zombie is a tolerant and understanding individual.
I made it up to her. I now have a prescription for Cialis.


As a fellow 45-year-old, I've had my share of medical problems, some severe and painful, and sometimes almost leading to death. That said, prostatitis doesn't sound like a freakin' fruit-basket gift or anything I'd like to undergo. Best to you. So have you ever actually tried a prostate vibrator? For that condition, I mean.
 
2011-06-17 06:48:17 PM

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: dahmers love zombie: And no, the urologist's finger isn't the worst part of it.

Finger?

Sonofabiatch, I need to have a serious talk with my doc and ask him why he had both hands on my shoulders the whole time.


lol.
 
2011-06-17 06:50:34 PM
media.screened.com

Entitilitus. It's nothing to poke fun at.
 
2011-06-17 06:52:17 PM

buckler: dahmers love zombie: jafiwam: Joking aside. I had a good friend in college (he was a couple years older and out of college) who had prostatitis. It is NOT a disorder you want to have. That dude suffered more than anybody I have ever seen outside of a hospital.

As a 45-year old who has gone through it several times, yes. And no, the urologist's finger isn't the worst part of it. It's damn annoying. Every single time you have to pee, it hurts, and you stand there for a while waiting. Repeat every two hours. And the great part is when it goes away and they're not exactly sure why. So you're paranoid that at any time it'll come back.

Oh, and the mildest antibiotic they give you for it these days is Cipro, so you have the fun of explosive bowel syndrome while you're being treated.

Yes, Mrs. Love Zombie is a tolerant and understanding individual.
I made it up to her. I now have a prescription for Cialis.

As a fellow 45-year-old, I've had my share of medical problems, some severe and painful, and sometimes almost leading to death. That said, prostatitis doesn't sound like a freakin' fruit-basket gift or anything I'd like to undergo. Best to you. So have you ever actually tried a prostate vibrator? For that condition, I mean.


Nope.

/not for that condition.
 
2011-06-17 06:52:21 PM
img121.imageshack.us

His and Hers.
 
2011-06-17 06:54:03 PM
this came up in a thread last week...don't remember the topic... but the 6:00am infomercial is comical... as are the subtly animated graphics on their website...
vmassager (new window)

from the site (hot)

www.vmassager.com
 
2011-06-17 07:04:07 PM

Sofa King Smart: this came up in a thread last week...don't remember the topic... but the 6:00am infomercial is comical... as are the subtly animated graphics on their website...
vmassager (new window)

from the site (hot)


I saw a trojan 'massager ' advertised on Comedy Central during an airing of the daily show. Kinda surprising. It was specifically advertised as a gift for married couples. Unsure if serious.
 
2011-06-17 07:14:05 PM

Sofa King Smart: this came up in a thread last week...don't remember the topic... but the 6:00am infomercial is comical... as are the subtly animated graphics on their website...
vmassager (new window)

from the site (hot)


Ah...the "V" massager. Waterproof, quiet, great for couples. Those, er, "neck muscles" won't know what hit 'em!
 
2011-06-17 07:20:28 PM

LaraAmber: AeAe: Savoir-Faire: MaxSupernova: LowbrowDeluxe: bighasbeen

Jesus christ. To this day I do not know why, but I desperately wanted to wreck that. Just...do evvvverything to her.

I feel the same way about Fran Dreschner from her "Nanny" days...i despise her voice so much but I wanted to do dirty dirty dirty things to her more so than anyone else on tv during that time.

Seconded. Recently "came out" about that to an ex-girlfriend while channel surfing in a hotel room. "It's embarrassing, but she is so hot." Probably helps that I like big hair for some reason. My ex said she could understand..."She's got a hot little body."

Fran Drescher is hot. I don't get why people think it's weird to be attracted to her. That voice, however. Makes me want to punch babies.

Ball gag.

/I'm here to help.


Go on ...
 
2011-06-17 07:25:33 PM

RedVentrue: jaytkay: This one is good for your back

A good scalp vibrator is always handy

And for the equestrienne

Second Ad "Buy one for your wife or sister."
Sister?!
Really?



What about your mother?


/try getting that image out of your head now
 
2011-06-17 07:32:21 PM
This is the funniest damn thread I've seen all week.
 
2011-06-17 07:42:25 PM

Nidiot: RedVentrue: jaytkay: This one is good for your back

A good scalp vibrator is always handy

And for the equestrienne

Second Ad "Buy one for your wife or sister."
Sister?!
Really?


What about your mother?


/try getting that image out of your head now


EWWW :(
 
2011-06-17 07:44:18 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: This is the funniest damn thread I've seen all week.


Young Fran Drescher approves
lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2011-06-17 07:44:26 PM

MaxSupernova: LowbrowDeluxe: bighasbeen

Jesus christ. To this day I do not know why, but I desperately wanted to wreck that. Just...do evvvverything to her.

I feel the same way about Fran Dreschner from her "Nanny" days...i despise her voice so much but I wanted to do dirty dirty dirty things to her more so than anyone else on tv during that time.


i wish to subscribe to both of your newsletters.
/Fran has a new show coming out. She still looks good in the previews. The show itself probably sux but whatever.
 
2011-06-17 07:57:03 PM
 
2011-06-17 07:59:26 PM

buckler: jaytkay: This one is good for your back


A good scalp vibrator is always handy


And for the equestrienne

But why would you need a saddlehorn on something that's not meant for actual horse-work? And the way it's shaped, you could never...
Oh.


Wouldn't want your liver to stagnate, would you?
 
2011-06-17 07:59:46 PM
www.photobasement.com
 
2011-06-17 08:03:24 PM
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom

2011-06-17 07:59:46 PM


I remember seeing that ad when I was about eight or so.
Didn't get it then.
 
2011-06-17 08:08:44 PM
img707.imageshack.us

They're lining up early for 'em.
 
2011-06-17 08:09:24 PM

RedVentrue: buckler: jaytkay: This one is good for your back


A good scalp vibrator is always handy


And for the equestrienne

But why would you need a saddlehorn on something that's not meant for actual horse-work? And the way it's shaped, you could never...
Oh.

Wouldn't want your liver to stagnate, would you?


Strangely, when I did GIS, it seems the device was marketed heavily towards men as a legitimate health aid. There was no sign of a "saddlehorn"...unless it was in the back.
 
2011-06-17 08:12:05 PM
Coyote Doyenne (favorite): I hear that item is good if you suffer from: "Deeeep.....Hurtinnnng..."

Ma'am, you are 10,000% awesome.

/Fellow MSTie
//We know who we are, don't we?...
 
2011-06-17 08:19:05 PM

dionysusaur: tinyarena: MaxSupernova: LowbrowDeluxe: bighasbeen

Jesus christ. To this day I do not know why, but I desperately wanted to wreck that. Just...do evvvverything to her.

I feel the same way about Fran Dreschner from her "Nanny" days...i despise her voice so much but I wanted to do dirty dirty dirty things to her more so than anyone else on tv during that time.

Babara Eden

Barbara Feldon ... and Carolyn Jones.


Mmmmmorticia! It was... hard... to watch that show.
 
2011-06-17 08:29:06 PM

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: I would wreck Fran Drescher just to hear what she sounds like when she comes.


Gilbert Gottfried.
 
2011-06-17 08:34:00 PM

trolltimusprime: Sir Cumference the Flatulent: I would wreck Fran Drescher just to hear what she sounds like when she comes.

She's hot, but I could never think of her in a sexual way after finding she was the victim of a home invasion rape. Bastards tied up her man and made him watch.


fap fap fap fap fap fap fap!
 
2011-06-17 08:34:23 PM
Fran Drescher

You guys do realize a young Fran Drescher appears topless in a move called Doctor Detroit, right?
 
2011-06-17 08:48:26 PM

Diogenes Teufelsdrockh: His and Hers.


Did you notice that there is a different cost between mens' and womens' versions with it a dollar more for a guy. What is up with that? Are they the same? Is the womens' smaller and shaped different or what? So many questions...
 
2011-06-17 08:55:55 PM
What? No one referenced Peggy and her Electrosizer yet?

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-06-17 09:02:50 PM

FloydA: Sir Cumference the Flatulent: I would wreck Fran Drescher just to hear what she sounds like when she comes.

Gilbert Gottfried.


Penis retreats to Fortress of Solitude.
 
2011-06-17 09:07:49 PM

Spartan Dave:
My doctor's a woman. I figured that certain exams wouldn't be as bad, since a woman's fingers are usually shorter than a man's.
The rubber glove went to her elbow.
She made a fist.
OW!



That wasn't a doctor. Somehow, you've been mistakenly visiting a veterinarian.
 
2011-06-17 09:19:41 PM
www.toyslove.com

First read it as "protestantitis"
 
2011-06-17 09:22:53 PM

FloydA: Sir Cumference the Flatulent: I would wreck Fran Drescher just to hear what she sounds like when she comes.

Gilbert Gottfried.


Is there any doubt?
 
2011-06-17 09:24:39 PM

jmadisonbiii: First read it as "protestantitis"


Where's the steering wheel ?
 
2011-06-17 10:05:39 PM

jmadisonbiii: First read it as "protestantitis"


www.covenanter.org

What an irritated protestant might look like.

genome: martinusluthritus
 
2011-06-17 11:11:51 PM

trolltimusprime: Sir Cumference the Flatulent: I would wreck Fran Drescher just to hear what she sounds like when she comes.

She's hot, but I could never think of her in a sexual way after finding she was the victim of a home invasion rape. Bastards tied up her man and made him watch.


I wonder how much he had to pay for that...
 
2011-06-17 11:34:49 PM
I'm not putting that in my ass.
 
2011-06-18 12:15:12 AM

obamadidcoke: I'm not putting that in my ass.


Of course not. It's usually easier to have somebody else do it.
 
2011-06-18 12:41:03 AM
Rectum?

Sir, I have destroyed them...

BTW - figures this thing was made in South Bend Indiana, that place is a shiat hole anyways
 
2011-06-18 01:06:04 AM
Yep.

saratoday.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-06-18 01:28:15 AM

tinyarena:
Babara Eden


Yvonne Craig. THEN Barbara Eden. Then back to Yvonne Craig.
 
2011-06-18 01:31:15 AM

culebra: Mjeck: I've farked tons of asses.... never perforated any...

Tons of asses? Do you buy them wholesale or something?


He keeps one in his basement. And a couple of goats.
 
2011-06-18 02:39:57 AM

Spartan Dave: My doctor's a woman. I figured that certain exams wouldn't be as bad, since a woman's fingers are usually shorter than a man's.
The rubber glove went to her elbow.
She made a fist.


Some people in certain cities in California and New York pay extra for that service.
 
2011-06-18 03:39:36 AM

cosmiquemuffin: Yep.


Is that ring/belt in the front made to run current thru your nutsack?
 
2011-06-18 04:05:04 AM

2wolves: FloydA: Sir Cumference the Flatulent: I would wreck Fran Drescher just to hear what she sounds like when she comes.

Gilbert Gottfried.

Penis retreats to Fortress of Solitude.


Solution:
www.techepics.com

Since I'd be powerf*cking her anyway, I might have some metal playing.
 
2011-06-18 07:31:46 AM

LowbrowDeluxe: bighasbeen

Jesus christ. To this day I do not know why, but I desperately wanted to wreck that. Just...do evvvverything to her.


She might let you, IF you can take her old man in a fist-fight:
media.monstersandcritics.com
 
2011-06-18 08:23:11 AM
What What
 
2011-06-18 12:54:07 PM
*dies laughing*

Wait, those ads were CODED?

/Younger generation
//We just don't code things
 
2011-06-18 01:09:30 PM

Wool E Mammoth: Mmmmmorticia! It was... hard... to watch that show.


Up to three times an episode, IIRC.
 
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