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(Celebslam)   Sean Penn dumped Scarlett Johansson because she didn't know enough about politics. The irony. It is so thick   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 137
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zz9
2011-06-17 11:45:04 AM
Yeah, that's why I don't date hot, rich, Hollywood actresses. The lack of political knowledge.
 
2011-06-17 11:46:08 AM
It's okay Scarlett. My penis is here to comfort you.
 
2011-06-17 11:52:26 AM
Hey, Sean...

boozeworthy.com
 
2011-06-17 11:53:57 AM
I'd poll the fark out of her.
 
2011-06-17 11:54:51 AM
Sean Penn is now the SAOTP.
 
2011-06-17 11:56:11 AM
"It was the last straw when Sean disparaged [Scarlett's] lack of education about politics and urged her to go to school. Scarlett loves him, but she had to end the romance because she felt she had no breathing room."

She had to date and live with him to find out that he's an ass?
 
2011-06-17 12:05:49 PM
As if we needed further evidence that the man is an idiot.
 
2011-06-17 12:13:06 PM
His first mistake was letting her talk.

you *never* do that!
 
2011-06-17 12:15:15 PM
Yeah, yeah, you guys would alllll give her the most confusing and disappointing 30 seconds of her life.

Would you have a long term relationship with someone you couldn't respect because they weren't very bright? Would you marry her? No. No you wouldn't.
 
2011-06-17 12:19:34 PM
There are few people on this planet in more of a smack than Sean Penn.
 
2011-06-17 12:23:20 PM

what_now: Would you have a long term relationship with someone you couldn't respect because they weren't very bright? Would you marry her? No. No you wouldn't.


What's long term? I hung around for 8 months while the dumbest, hottest girl I have ever dated saved up for her new boobs. I could hardly stand to be in the same room with her by the end, but I hung in there, just to get to play with those things.

Totally worth it.
 
2011-06-17 12:28:34 PM

what_now: Would you have a long term relationship with someone you couldn't respect because they weren't very bright? Would you marry her? No. No you wouldn't.


I think it's more amazement that someone could be too dumb for Spicoli, or that Spicoli thinks that someone is too dumb for him.

And if I found myself in a relationship with someone as hot as Scarlett Johansson but was a blithering idiot I'd just start a healthy, double-purposed student-teacher role play.
 
2011-06-17 12:29:17 PM

what_now: Would you have a long term relationship with someone you couldn't respect because they weren't very bright? Would you marry her? No. No you wouldn't.


I've got furniture that is smarter than Sean Penn. Anyone who can tie their own shoes unassisted is an intellectual giant compared to Sean Penn.
 
2011-06-17 12:45:42 PM
Celebslam doesn't seem to care for Sean Penn.
 
2011-06-17 12:53:13 PM

what_now: Yeah, yeah, you guys would alllll give her the most confusing and disappointing 30 seconds of her life.


But it would also be the best 30 seconds of MY life.
 
2011-06-17 12:53:37 PM
Eventually, annoyance factors can overshadow everything else.
Unless you married your first girlfriend or have never had a girlfriend, you know this.

Anyway, chances are both Sean and Scarlett are crazy.
They're actors.
Actors are not well-adjusted people.
 
wee [TotalFark]
2011-06-17 01:00:41 PM

what_now: Would you have a long term relationship with someone you couldn't respect because they weren't very bright?


That's a fairly low bar for those two.
 
2011-06-17 01:01:07 PM

Nabb1: I've got furniture that is smarter than Sean Penn. Anyone who can tie their own shoes unassisted is an intellectual giant compared to Sean Penn.


Furniture, at least, has a design and function.

Now, think what Johansson must be dumber than for Penn to look down on her....a random patch of dirt comes to mind.
 
2011-06-17 01:03:20 PM

Nabb1: I've got furniture that is smarter than Sean Penn. Anyone who can tie their own shoes unassisted is an intellectual giant compared to Sean Penn.


So what does that say about her?
 
wee [TotalFark]
2011-06-17 01:17:10 PM

what_now: So what does that say about her?


She has large breasts. For many guys, that's enough. Sean Penn is wealthy. For many women, that's enough.
 
2011-06-17 01:21:56 PM

TheOther: Nabb1: I've got furniture that is smarter than Sean Penn. Anyone who can tie their own shoes unassisted is an intellectual giant compared to Sean Penn.

Furniture, at least, has a design and function.



iirc, Penn was helpful after Hurricane Katrina. So I'll give him that at least.
 
2011-06-17 01:35:27 PM

Blues_X: iirc, Penn was helpful after Hurricane Katrina. So I'll give him that at least.


Number of times Penn had to be saved - people he saved= a positive number.

He brought more camera equipment than aid materials.
 
2011-06-17 01:36:37 PM
Look, I'm as hyper-partisan political as they come. But who honestly gives a $#!+ about Left or Right given HER "Left and Right?" I'd very much enjoy becoming a centrist, given how stellar the motorboating must be in the middle.
 
2011-06-17 01:54:56 PM

Blues_X: TheOther: Nabb1: I've got furniture that is smarter than Sean Penn. Anyone who can tie their own shoes unassisted is an intellectual giant compared to Sean Penn.

Furniture, at least, has a design and function.


iirc, Penn was helpful after Hurricane Katrina. So I'll give him that at least.


What? He was going around in a boat with his own photographer in it. The Heineken beer guy probably helped more people.

what_now: Nabb1: I've got furniture that is smarter than Sean Penn. Anyone who can tie their own shoes unassisted is an intellectual giant compared to Sean Penn.

So what does that say about her?


It could go either way. One stupid person calling another person stupid is not exactly in and of itself a compelling argument that the person in question is, in fact, stupid without any corroborating evidence. She could be as dumb as a box of hair, but he could be too stupid to recognize she may in fact be more intelligent than he is. Being well read means nothing if you completely misunderstand what you have read. Also:

www.fhm.com

And yes, that is completely relevant.
 
2011-06-17 02:04:50 PM

Nabb1: Also:
And yes, that is completely relevant.


To us, maybe.

To movie stars swimming through oceans of poon?...there may be 10 better looking women hanging off his huaraches.
 
2011-06-17 02:08:15 PM
I could understand it, but I think the disparity would have been noticeable long before they decided to cohabitate.
If he thought he found a pretty vessel into which he could cram an education to change her into a perfect companion, that's creepy & wrong.
 
2011-06-17 02:13:14 PM
I stayed with a dumbshiat girl for three and a half years.

Can you guess the reason why?

Now, I'm not an actor or rich guy, so the talent pool is not as large for me as it probably is for Penn.

But if the sex was outstanding, as it was with my dumbshiat girl, then they may have lasted longer.

Maybe she's a shiatty lay.
 
2011-06-17 02:13:23 PM

Nabb1: And yes, that is completely relevant.


Damned right they it is.
 
2011-06-17 02:29:38 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: I stayed with a dumbshiat girl for three and a half years.

Can you guess the reason why?

Now, I'm not an actor or rich guy, so the talent pool is not as large for me as it probably is for Penn.

But if the sex was outstanding, as it was with my dumbshiat girl, then they may have lasted longer.

Maybe she's a shiatty lay.


I'm sad, right now, because I think you might be right (based also upon my own experiences). And it makes me sad because I like to think that anyone as hot as she is would, by definition, be an incredible lay.
 
2011-06-17 02:40:44 PM
lol, Sean Penn can enjoy the company of Hugo Chavez but not Scarlett Johansson. He's an idiot who needs to STFU about anything and everything.
 
2011-06-17 02:50:07 PM

Procedural Texture: Eventually, annoyance factors can overshadow everything else.
Unless you married your first girlfriend or have never had a girlfriend, you know this.

Anyway, chances are both Sean and Scarlett are crazy.
They're actors.
Actors are not well-adjusted people.


now set designers... salt of the earth!
 
2011-06-17 02:50:15 PM
Sean Penn dumped Scarlett Johansson because she didn't know enough about politics. he grew tired of penising her after having done it many, many times.
 
2011-06-17 02:51:45 PM
The old saying stands, show me a hot chick and I'll show you a guy who's tired of her sh*t.
 
2011-06-17 02:55:21 PM
Sean Penn is a joke. I also am not a Scarlett fan, but he sucks way more.

TEAM SCARLETT.
 
2011-06-17 02:55:43 PM
More like he dumped her for not buying into his communist bullshiat.

/you go girl
 
2011-06-17 02:57:15 PM
You moron Sean Penn! Don't you realize that you will never have another hot, young, girlfriend in your life!

/heh
 
2011-06-17 02:59:18 PM
Humorless douchebag dumps ignorant slut, more at 11.
 
2011-06-17 03:00:23 PM

brainiac-dumdum: lol, Sean Penn can enjoy the company of Hugo Chavez but not Scarlett Johansson. He's an idiot who needs to STFU about anything and everything.


I wonder what Penn's Total Fark handle is.
 
2011-06-17 03:03:47 PM
You can all say what you want about Sean Penn, he's done more to help other people who need it than most of you put together.
 
2011-06-17 03:03:55 PM

Psycoholic_Slag: The old saying stands, show me a hot chick and I'll show you a guy who's tired of her sh*t.


A point most of the macho men in this thread fail to get.

I realize people might not like his politics, but that doesn't make him stupid. And it's not really stupid to dump someone, even a hot chick, if she's a complete airhead or just an annoying pain in the ass.

She's obviously hot and we all want to shag her. If you can't have everday discussions or if you're just not compatible as far as interests or what not, she could be the best fark every, but the relationship ain't gonna last. For all we know (and will every know) she's a complete airhead.
 
2011-06-17 03:04:40 PM

TheDumbBlonde: As if we needed further evidence that the man is an idiot.


Yeah, this.

/Scarlett need not worry about politics with moi
//I would just care about how friggin hawt she is
///and that she's my gf
 
2011-06-17 03:04:44 PM

GaryPDX: More like he dumped her for not buying into his communist bullshiat.

/you go girl


Scarlett Johansson Stumps for Obama in Iowa
 
2011-06-17 03:07:13 PM

Thrakkerzog: GaryPDX: More like he dumped her for not buying into his communist bullshiat.

/you go girl

Scarlett Johansson Stumps for Obama in Iowa


Obama isn't a communist. He's just a bullshiatter from South Chicago.
 
2011-06-17 03:07:49 PM

Thrakkerzog: GaryPDX: More like he dumped her for not buying into his communist bullshiat.

/you go girl

Scarlett Johansson Stumps for Obama in Iowa


Despite what you may hear from the Glenn Becks of the world, Obama is nothing close to the crazy extreme Sean Penn seems to love.
 
ecl
2011-06-17 03:07:59 PM

MrEricSir: Humorless douchebag dumps ignorant slut, more at 11.


Boosh.
 
2011-06-17 03:08:05 PM
I was going to make a comment relevant to the alleged breakup. But two things from the article are grabbing my attention:

1. Source is the National Enquirer.

2. LOL PILLOW LIPS.
 
2011-06-17 03:09:31 PM

olapbill: now set designers... salt of the earth!


Haha Bill. No, pretty much everyone in film is crazy, except grip and lighting people (actually, only half of them). That's why I've given up on that shiatty business.
 
2011-06-17 03:09:37 PM
Yeah, I don't think Sean is going to have any trouble finding the next hot young thing to bang.
 
2011-06-17 03:11:12 PM
Going by that article, and everything else, looks more like she dumped him. Not sure why people are assuming it was the other way around. From everything stated, seems like he's just an asshole control freak.

FTA: "It was the last straw when Sean disparaged [Scarlett's] lack of education about politics and urged her to go to school. Scarlett loves him, but she had to end the romance because she felt she had no breathing room."
 
2011-06-17 03:13:44 PM
Scarlett is a peach, a peach so ripe that you can push your thumb through the skin. The aroma fills your nostrils and is so sweet it makes you dizzy. The juice runs down your chin and drips onto your chest. The space between your fingers gets so sticky you have trouble separating them. The next day, even after you wash your hands, the smell of that sweet juice still clings to your skin. If no one is watching, you lick your fingers and the memory of that sweet fruit on your tongue floods back.

Scarlett is like that.

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