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2852 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Oct 2001 at 5:29 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-10-25 05:33:23 PM  
"This year we wanted to execute someone everyone hates."

Keanu Reeves?
2001-10-25 05:35:53 PM  
Jerry Falwell?

2001-10-25 05:38:30 PM  
Pokemon genocide
2001-10-25 05:39:39 PM  
Paul Reubens?
2001-10-25 05:42:32 PM  
bob saget and pauly shore simultaneously?
2001-10-25 05:44:54 PM  
How about letting the people going to the haunted house execute someone they hate, now I would pay money for that shiat!!
2001-10-25 05:45:10 PM  
This just in... person posing as Osama bin Laden in haunted house is killed by mob of visitors.

"He just looked so real"

"They really farked his shiat up"

"Once I ripped his head off and pulled out his heart I noticed it wasn't black... then I knew something was wrong"
2001-10-25 05:47:10 PM  
LMAO @ illusion
2001-10-25 05:59:17 PM  
"That's the thing that's getting them to come," Andrews said. "It's our little way of revenge."

Why would he want revenge on his customers?!?!
2001-10-25 06:05:13 PM  
This is cool.
I wanna go.
2001-10-25 06:05:20 PM  

That's funny shiat!!!
2001-10-25 06:12:59 PM  
Cute, but far from scary. Kind of comforting, if you ask me.
2001-10-25 06:27:46 PM  
Primus: Pee-Wee? How could you? I say, pick a Baldwin.
2001-10-25 06:28:36 PM  
Pauley Shore is a must though. Throw in Carrottop for some color.
2001-10-25 06:33:57 PM  
Nah, get Bob Sagget in there...

2001-10-25 06:35:35 PM  
oops PH already covered Bobby boy

I say we stuff Oprah after a weeks worth of fasting in there with the real Osama...

2001-10-25 06:42:09 PM  
Wrong tag again: [image from too old to be available]
Kat [TotalFark]
2001-10-25 07:18:12 PM  
i was sorta expecting the haunted house and hay ride i went on to do something like this, i wish they had.
2001-10-25 07:35:20 PM  
what is wrong w/ you people that compare Bob Saget to Osama bin Laden? give me a break..
2001-10-25 08:05:34 PM  
I hear this is a follow-up to last year's well-received, "Cast of Friends Firing Squad" skit.
2001-10-25 09:04:52 PM  
how about the host from "weakest link?"
2001-10-25 09:37:47 PM  
Let's see someone everyone hates... Not too hard, can think of several:

Rob Shinder (exuse spelling)
Richard Simmons (duh)
Arron Carter
Anyone who opposes the all mighty power of WALKEN!
2001-10-26 08:50:41 PM  
Just executed? shiat, I'd rather see that bastard sodomized by an 800-pound gorilla.
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