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farkingismybusiness		2011-06-15 08:42:33 PM

She'd look much better with a pearl necklace.

JesseL		2011-06-15 08:42:33 PM

What I pictured upon reading "Ascot ass":

img.dailymail.co.uk

Eagle747		2011-06-15 08:42:42 PM

So it's not masturbation that causes you to see double right?

cbackous		2011-06-15 08:44:14 PM

farkingismybusiness: She'd look much better with a pearl necklace.

she's got a nice lookin rack on her..

/bewbs

cbackous		2011-06-15 08:47:14 PM

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/profile.php?id=1450765141

looks better on her profile pic.

Ne1butme		2011-06-15 08:53:48 PM

Is the scarf spun from gold thread, diamonds, and fetal stem cells? Cause i can't comprehend $11.5k worth of wool.

altinos		2011-06-15 08:55:38 PM

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mrmyxolodian		2011-06-15 08:55:40 PM

Headline is pure win.

Rashnu		2011-06-15 08:56:12 PM

I hope she's forcibly sexually abused in prison and the shop owner would have been justified in shooting her. Also, I want to sleep with her though at the same time she needs that scarf to hide the sharp indent above her collarbone. Props for the headline subs.

apeiron242		2011-06-15 09:00:15 PM

And that's why English is such a charlie foxtrot.

Well done, Subby.

Finger51		2011-06-15 09:14:11 PM

Ne1butme: Is the scarf spun from gold thread, diamonds, and fetal stem cells? Cause i can't comprehend $11.5k worth of wool.

no shiat right? I don't get it.

And even if I had a b'zillion bucks I still wouldn't get it.

BullStrings		2011-06-15 09:14:50 PM

How bout them apples?
i54.tinypic.com

Kanemano		2011-06-15 09:16:22 PM

11.5K for a Scarf, this was made of unicorn poop right?

AlanSmithee		2011-06-15 09:16:23 PM

Subby deserves a Pulitzer for that headline.

Kanemano		2011-06-15 09:17:22 PM

BullStrings: How bout them apples?
>

what the hell is wrong with his hands,

Atomic Spunk		2011-06-15 09:22:58 PM

Kanemano: BullStrings: How bout them apples?
>

what the hell is wrong with his hands,

He is the introductory phase in her fisting regimen.

Smeggy Smurf		2011-06-15 09:28:01 PM

Kanemano: BullStrings: How bout them apples?
>

what the hell is wrong with his hands,

His day job is removing ass pennies that got stuck

Little.Alex		2011-06-15 09:29:29 PM

If only there was a crime fighter who really knew something about ascots...

www.vectorjunky.com

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers		2011-06-15 09:29:52 PM

Frowns on your shenanigans lady

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers		2011-06-15 09:30:33 PM

Dammit Little Alex!

halestorm20		2011-06-15 09:36:21 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers, LIttle.Alex

Actually that's more of a neckerchief.

Little.Alex		2011-06-15 09:37:34 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Dammit Little Alex!

By 23 seconds!

TsarTom		2011-06-15 09:58:14 PM

She really craved that cravat.

not as easy as it looks I guess.

nice one subs

BullStrings		2011-06-15 09:58:51 PM

What an 11500 scarf might look like:
i53.tinypic.com

TeddyRooseveltsMustache		2011-06-15 10:02:50 PM

This headline is excellent, and tastes of elderberry.

Marcus Aurelius		2011-06-15 10:09:58 PM

Thank God it's not my sister in law again.

Farker Soze		2011-06-15 10:26:01 PM

11.5 K? At least she didn't buy it. That would be really dumb.

farkingismybusiness		2011-06-15 10:46:48 PM

Marcus Aurelius: Thank God it's not my sister in law again.

Wait, Dottie Hinkle is your sister in law? Do you ever prank call her about the pussy willows?

Roxy Monoxide		2011-06-15 10:57:07 PM

Subby, your headline is amazing!

CPB		2011-06-15 11:26:59 PM

Good headline.

trekkiecougar		2011-06-16 12:06:21 AM

$11.5K for a scarf that probably cost $15 dollars to make (made by someone paid $2 a day)......
bunch of dumbasses in the world............

/PT Barnum etc..........

Lachwen		2011-06-16 04:42:19 AM

Bravo, Subby. Bra-vo.

[applause.gif]

FabulousFreep		2011-06-16 07:44:29 AM

Finger51: Ne1butme: Is the scarf spun from gold thread, diamonds, and fetal stem cells? Cause i can't comprehend $11.5k worth of wool.

no shiat right? I don't get it.

And even if I had a b'zillion bucks I still wouldn't get it.

Yeah this. Both of em. Still it's proof that stupid knows no social boundaries.