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(Seattle Times)   Woman charged with squeezing boyfriend's testicles so hard that he needed surgery. When asked for comment, man could only reply: ᵒᵘᶜʰ ᵒᵘᶜʰ ᵒᵘᶜʰ ᵒᵘᶜʰ   (seattletimes.nwsource.com) divider line 115
    More: Scary, woman charged, King County Superior Court, charging document, media bias, surgery, boyfriends  
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2011-06-15 04:15:49 PM  
ok subby, how did you get superscript in the headline? I'll teach you all caps headlines if you show me.
 
2011-06-15 04:25:41 PM  
Holy balls
 
2011-06-15 04:46:41 PM  

CaptainWes: ok subby, how did you get superscript in the headline? I'll teach you all caps headlines if you show me.


If you're using Windows (any version), open the program called Character Map. There is a limited selection of superscripted characters in there.
Other OSs have similar utilities.
/not subby
 
2011-06-15 04:50:09 PM  
She has to be related to the guy from yesterday's airborne titty twister link
 
2011-06-15 05:58:25 PM  

Procedural Texture: CaptainWes: ok subby, how did you get superscript in the headline? I'll teach you all caps headlines if you show me.

If you're using Windows (any version), open the program called Character Map. There is a limited selection of superscripted characters in there.
Other OSs have similar utilities.
/not subby


my offer still stands. EIP, and thanks.
 
2011-06-15 07:36:56 PM  
Shucks, in my neck o' tha woods, we call that CBT, and we git paid fer it.

/cannot explain my hillybilly accent
 
2011-06-15 07:37:22 PM  
*winces*

Yeah, that headline is pretty good.

+1
 
2011-06-15 07:38:08 PM  
Clever subby with his nashty hobbitteses supercripts.
 
2011-06-15 07:42:39 PM  
static2.dmcdn.net
 
2011-06-15 07:42:44 PM  
That's one of those things that makes the kolones retreat northward just from reading it.
 
2011-06-15 07:45:52 PM  
After the assault, Kolone "calmed down and began to clean the house as if nothing happened,"

scary
 
2011-06-15 07:46:34 PM  
Wow. Took me a while to unclench after reading that.
 
2011-06-15 07:47:20 PM  
We have a Samoan family down the street. Very nice people but if they had a mind to, they could beat the shiat out of everyone on the block.
 
2011-06-15 07:49:28 PM  
Well...He shouldn't have done whatever it is he did


/DRTFA
 
2011-06-15 07:50:17 PM  

Coyote Doyenne: Shucks, in my neck o' tha woods, we call that CBT, and we git paid fer it.

/cannot explain my hillybilly accent


A lot of people pay you for crazy shiat, Doyenne. Severing their balls would probably not be one of them.
 
2011-06-15 07:50:19 PM  
Can someone fill me in on the headline? Looking on my phone and all I see are boxes.

I am guessing it says Ow my balls.
 
2011-06-15 07:52:10 PM  
userserve-ak.last.fm

So. Should I ask if a clip is available for my show?
 
2011-06-15 07:52:43 PM  
Very common tactic for women who abuse men. I had a friend from high school who was being abused by his girlfriend on the quiet: I didn't find out about it until she yanked so hard one day that he ended up having hernia surgery.


/css
//bad scene, dude
 
2011-06-15 07:53:49 PM  
Wow if that happened to me I'd be bleach, hacksaw, and trashbag shopping, not calling the cops.

/ITG
 
2011-06-15 07:54:23 PM  

Coyote Doyenne: Shucks, in my neck o' tha woods, we call that CBT, and we git paid fer it.

/cannot explain my hillybilly accent


Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?
 
2011-06-15 07:56:20 PM  
FTA
"Police were called in September, October and February. No arrests were made during any of the alleged incidents. "

I'll bet the neighbors called and he sent them away. No no everything's fine here.
until you get your balls busted.
 
2011-06-15 07:56:33 PM  
ᵒᵘᶜ ᵒᵘᶜ ᵒᵘᶜ ᵒᵘᶜ ᵒᵘᶜ

????
 
2011-06-15 07:56:37 PM  

zato_ichi: Coyote Doyenne: Shucks, in my neck o' tha woods, we call that CBT, and we git paid fer it.

/cannot explain my hillybilly accent

Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?


Crushed Balls Therapy.
 
2011-06-15 07:57:01 PM  
ramsayspubfoodathome.com
 
2011-06-15 07:57:17 PM  
If this were a story about a girl's vagina being squeezed too hard that it bled, the title should also reflect a similarly insensitive headline. "Blood cums out as woman receives the rubbing of her life."
 
2011-06-15 07:58:02 PM  
This is like one of those screams where you open your mouth but no sound comes out
 
2011-06-15 08:00:36 PM  
If this were a story about a bunny rabbit having its ears squeezed so hard they were permanently kinked you people wouldn't be making your ha-ha ho-ho jokes then.
 
2011-06-15 08:03:23 PM  
www15.zippyshare.com
thats a spicy meat eh-ball!!
 
2011-06-15 08:08:41 PM  

GreenSun: If this were a story about a girl's vagina being squeezed too hard that it bled, the title should also reflect a similarly insensitive headline. "Blood cums out as woman receives the rubbing of her life."


You I think are sadly serious about this.

Ed Finnerty: If this were a story about a bunny rabbit having its ears squeezed so hard they were permanently kinked you people wouldn't be making your ha-ha ho-ho jokes then.


You, however, are okay in my book.
 
2011-06-15 08:08:44 PM  

rudemix: zato_ichi: Coyote Doyenne: Shucks, in my neck o' tha woods, we call that CBT, and we git paid fer it.

/cannot explain my hillybilly accent

Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?

Crushed Balls Therapy.


coonts Busting Testes?
 
2011-06-15 08:11:26 PM  
I had to chuckle when I saw the first headline under their "More From Our Network" section:

Pressure increases on Weiner as new photos surface
-From Seattle Times Nation & World
 
2011-06-15 08:11:28 PM  
"In case men struggle together with one another, and the wife of the one has come near to deliver her husband out of the hand of the one striking him, and she has thrust out her hand and grabbed hold of him by his privates, you must then amputate her hand. Your eye must feel no sorrow."

Deuteronomy 25:11-12

/Good thing for her we are not under the Law anymore....
 
2011-06-15 08:11:33 PM  
Look, I shouldn't have to say this...

It's ok to lick the balls, it's ok to nibble the balls, it's ok to softly snuggle the balls, and it's ok to play softly play with the balls.

BUT IT'S NOT OF TO MASH THE EVER LOVING HELL OUT OF THEM!!!

Us ladies need to remember these rules.. NO SQUISHY!
 
2011-06-15 08:13:18 PM  
I always put on a nice fake smile when I hear someone justify female violence towards a male because inside my head all I can hear is a woman's voice shouting out that there's never an excuse for a man to be violent towards a woman.

I hope he doesn't get a cyst or testicular cancer from the injury.
 
2011-06-15 08:17:31 PM  
The man felt "extreme pain" and saw blood on his groin area

Who says you can't get blood from a stone? Or a pair of them?
 
2011-06-15 08:19:13 PM  

High School History: "In case men struggle together with one another, and the wife of the one has come near to deliver her husband out of the hand of the one striking him, and she has thrust out her hand and grabbed hold of him by his privates, you must then amputate her hand. Your eye must feel no sorrow."

Deuteronomy 25:11-12

/Good thing for her we are not under the Law anymore....


Yeah, gotta look out or someone might impose Sharia law, too. And you know, that would be barbaric.

(ahem; Leviticus 21:9, Leviticus 20:14, Exodus 21:7-11, etc etc etc....)
 
2011-06-15 08:20:53 PM  

ozzie_stu: I always put on a nice fake smile when I hear someone justify female violence towards a male because inside my head all I can hear is a woman's voice shouting out that there's never an excuse for a man to be violent towards a woman.


www.exkalibur.com
 
2011-06-15 08:21:27 PM  
img15.imageshack.us
 
2011-06-15 08:25:06 PM  
It's always the man's fault. He made her do this, most likely because he didn't say "Yes, dear, you're always right, Dear" quickly enough.
 
2011-06-15 08:25:47 PM  

Procedural Texture: If you're using Windows (any version), open the program called Character Map. There is a limited selection of superscripted characters in there.
Other OSs have similar utilities.
/not subby


Thanks PT, in return, tits:
www.spacefucker.com
 
2011-06-15 08:26:47 PM  

friedlinx: Procedural Texture: If you're using Windows (any version), open the program called Character Map. There is a limited selection of superscripted characters in there.
Other OSs have similar utilities.
/not subby

Thanks PT, in return, tits:


Those are weird shaped tits
 
2011-06-15 08:28:04 PM  

ozzie_stu: I always put on a nice fake smile when I hear someone justify female violence towards a male because inside my head all I can hear is a woman's voice shouting out that there's never an excuse for a man to be violent towards a woman.

I hope he doesn't get a cyst or testicular cancer from the injury.


Are you reading a different thread? Because I haven't seen anyone justifying her actions.
 
2011-06-15 08:28:24 PM  

Need Help Soonish: Look, I shouldn't have to say this...

It's ok to lick the balls, it's ok to nibble the balls, it's ok to softly snuggle the balls, and it's ok to play softly play with the balls.

BUT IT'S NOT OF TO MASH THE EVER LOVING HELL OUT OF THEM!!!

Us ladies need to remember these rules.. NO SQUISHY!


you. I like your style.
 
2011-06-15 08:30:20 PM  
But that's different! he made her uh uh sad and was not giving her WHAT SHE WANTED! Bastards.
 
2011-06-15 08:30:41 PM  
lh5.ggpht.com
 
2011-06-15 08:31:13 PM  
I want you to understand that this man at the wheel is my attorney. He's not just some bum I found on this trip, man. He's a foreigner. I think he's probably Samoan. But doesn't matter though, does it? Are you prejudiced?

I didn't think so. Because in spite of his race this man is extremely valuable to me.
 
2011-06-15 08:31:32 PM  
After the assault, Kolone "calmed down and began to clean the house as if nothing happened," Curtis wrote in the report.

Bi polar disorder? The guy needs to run fast and run far. Once he's able to that is.

In the five years the couple have been together, police have been called on other occasions because of alleged domestic violence...No arrests were made during any of the alleged incidents.

Interesting. Washington State has a law where the cops are required to arrest the abuser whether the other party wants to press charges or not. Either this chick was a pro and didn't leave any incriminating marks, or the cops are lazy.
 
2011-06-15 08:34:13 PM  

zato_ichi: rudemix: zato_ichi: Coyote Doyenne: Shucks, in my neck o' tha woods, we call that CBT, and we git paid fer it.

/cannot explain my hillybilly accent

Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?

Crushed Balls Therapy.

coonts Busting Testes?


Cherokee Ballet Theater?
 
2011-06-15 08:35:48 PM  

Whatthefark: Interesting. Washington State has a law where the cops are required to arrest the abuser whether the other party wants to press charges or not. Either this chick was a pro and didn't leave any incriminating marks, or the cops are lazy.


Or a neighbor heard them fighting and called the police. They showed up and the woman was fine so they left.

/halftrollface
 
2011-06-15 08:36:58 PM  

Whatthefark: After the assault, Kolone "calmed down and began to clean the house as if nothing happened," Curtis wrote in the report.

Bi polar disorder? The guy needs to run fast and run far. Once he's able to that is.

In the five years the couple have been together, police have been called on other occasions because of alleged domestic violence...No arrests were made during any of the alleged incidents.

Interesting. Washington State has a law where the cops are required to arrest the abuser whether the other party wants to press charges or not. Either this chick was a pro and didn't leave any incriminating marks, or the cops are lazy.


Silly goose... women can't be abusers! They're all pweshus widdle things, and could never abuse a big mean old man!
 
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