Just grabbed this. It's worth it.

The man was the best part of "Farce of the Penguins".

Him having a pissing match with Gilbert Gottfried was the only thing worth seeing in that movie...

/I'm freezing my NUTS OFF!

trotsky: Just grabbed this. It's worth it.

trotsky: Just grabbed this. It's worth it.

It totally is. Free downloads, people. Grab it.

Stephen Fry would be awesome if he did it like his LittleBigPlanet narration.

I have to create an account to download a free mp3? fark you Audible.com.

Benny_Hill: I have to create an account to download a free mp3? fark you Audible.com.

It's worse than that. I figured "what the hell" since it could be linked to my amazon account. Once you "purchase" the $0.00 item, you are only allowed to download it in their proprietary format with their proprietary software.

Yeah, no thanks.

Just a heads up--

Following the link, I just DL'd this but had to download their program manager first. When I tried to run the program, I got a message saying that it couldn't start because mfc71.dll was missing and I should reinstall. I looked up that dll and it says "mfc71.dll is a module belonging to an advertising program by WinSoftware. This process monitors your browsing habits and distributes the data back to the author's servers for analysis. This also prompts advertising popups. This process is a security risk and should be removed from your system."

I assume either avast or malwarebytes knocked it out during the install.

Benny_Hill: I have to create an account to download a free mp3? fark you Audible.com.

I actually went through the entire process, and now I have some bullshiat audible program on my computer, and a DRM-infested file that won't play on anything unless I use their bullshiat program to convert it to an mp3 or something actually useful.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=D34VJ2I3 (new window)

fark the DRM. Pops.

Are trotsky and Six_By_Nine astroturfing?
I don't believe for a second they both had Audible ready to go.
I like hearing SLJ curse loudly as much as the next guy, but not enough to install that POS software. It'd probably be easier to pirate if I even cared enough.

Totally worth it. But I have low standards for these things.

Fark. Yes.

Wise_Guy: I looked up that dll and it says "mfc71.dll is a module belonging to an advertising program by WinSoftware."

mfc71.dll is a visual studio dll(that's microsoft if you don't do any programming).
If you google searched it, just ignore the idiot on yahoo answers.

I went to DL it... then saw that I needed to get audible's software to run it. Me thinks not... It's a friggin' sound file, not launch codes - why can't these greedy "It must be our's, our's OUR'S!!!!!!" pricks DIAF already.

Hyatus: Wise_Guy: I looked up that dll and it says "mfc71.dll is a module belonging to an advertising program by WinSoftware."

mfc71.dll is a visual studio dll(that's microsoft if you don't do any programming).
If you google searched it, just ignore the idiot on yahoo answers.

Ok thanks.

MrJesus: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=D34VJ2I3 (new window)

fark the DRM. Pops.

Quoting to recommend. Damn, that was hilarious.

Came for the motherfarking comments about how motherfarking awesome Samuel L Jackson is reading a motherfarking story and all I get is you motherfarkers complaining about what a motherfarking crappy download it is!

I am motherfarking disappoint!

palladiate: They MIGHT have iTunes and a Mac.

This one does, right here.

Christ, kids. Need we be so cynical?

I don't know why people are having to download software for this? I clicked the Audible link, signed in with my Amazon account, filled out my address (why? annoying, but only took two seconds) and the file automatically downloaded to iTunes. Have listened to it twice already. Is it because I have a Mac? Either way, awesome-sauce.

Thank you subby!

jackandwater: Came for the motherfarking comments about how motherfarking awesome Samuel L Jackson is reading a motherfarking story and all I get is you motherfarkers complaining about what a motherfarking crappy download it is!

I am motherfarking disappoint!

It was motherfarking awesome listening to Samuel L. Mutherfarking Jackson read the motherfarking book. I didn't farking complaing about the motherfarking dowload...I just motherfarking downloaded the motherfarker, and had one of the best motherfarking six minutes since the last time I farked your mother.

/may have broken the filter...

You have done a great service this day, MrJesus. That was great! SLJ rocks it.

Meh it was okay. It's already on youtube

Link (new window)

all right, that was farking funny.

/my son turns two next week. he rarely goes to sleep quickly. i know i've said 'go the fark to sleep' to him before, although i kind of wish i had fark's filter for those times. kind of.

MrJesus: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=D34VJ2I3 (new window)

fark the DRM. Pops.

A gentleman and a scholar, MrJesus. I had just closed my Audible.com window with an audible "Fark it" when they wanted me to install software. I look forward to hearing this audiobook.

PizzaJedi81: jackandwater: Came for the motherfarking comments about how motherfarking awesome Samuel L Jackson is reading a motherfarking story and all I get is you motherfarkers complaining about what a motherfarking crappy download it is!

I am motherfarking disappoint!

It was motherfarking awesome listening to Samuel L. Mutherfarking Jackson read the motherfarking book. I didn't farking complaing about the motherfarking dowload...I just motherfarking downloaded the motherfarker, and had one of the best motherfarking six minutes since the last time I farked your mother.

/may have broken the filter...

Thanks, I LOL"D

MrJesus: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=D34VJ2I3 (new window)

fark the DRM. Pops.

OMG thank you, as soon as I started reading the headline my mind gestalted "Samuel L Jackson" from my field of vision and I read the headline in his voice. Then, I knew I had to have this audiobook. Screw DRM.

Oh for the love of God, this is the best audiobook I will ever hear. Thank you Samuel L Jackson!

I do what I can.

I owe Fark something for letting me lurk here for almost 10 years now..

Wingchild: MrJesus: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=D34VJ2I3 (new window)

fark the DRM. Pops.

All hands, salute! o7

Thanks for taking care of business. I was happy enough to make a fake account so as to not give my Amazon creds to a new 3rd party, but I drew the line at having to use their software or iTunes to acquire the file. Utter horseshiat.

Ha - that's where I drew the line too. They've also done a fine job of suppressing the "audible mandatory player download WTF" type searches on Google.

That was beautiful *tear*

Funny thing, after I heard about this, it turned out my mother had just brought a copy of the book home from work. (she's a pediatric nurse)

I'll try the audio tomorrow sometime, if there's not too much hassle.

I have the weirdest boner right now.

/I'm certainly not getting the fark to sleep.

Oh, and I'm at work after just 4 hours of sleep in the morning. I spent nearly the entire afternoon and evening trying to get some more farking sleep, in vain.

Until this man does a version of The Three Little Pigs, I'll admit that this is the best bedtime story ever.

r1niceboy: Until this man does a version of The Three Little Pigs, I'll admit that this is the best bedtime story ever.

I cannot wait for him in Cockneys vs. Zombies (new window)...

/Plus, it's got Michelle Ryan
//And Honor Blackman (aka Pussy Galore)!
///And Zombies!!!!

MrJesus: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=D34VJ2I3 (new window)

fark the DRM. Pops.

Thank you MrJesus!

Thank you subby!

Occam's Disposable Razor: I don't believe for a second they both had Audible ready to go.

I had it delivered to my Kindle. Was pretty quick.