Was there an accident? Involving Jack? Please?

something's telling me I don't care

They're right about it being a train-wreck...

what a dope this writer is. first off this aired like a month ago so I guess he couldn't think of anything else to write about. so what, they lit a few fireworks then got down to fishing. i wouldn't exactly call it fishing's "cruel" or "dark" side.

In other news: their show was totally staged.
face it ozzy, you're an old has-been. no one likes you anymore. give it up. FREAK!!!!!!!1

Yeah, stryder is right.

'Reality' and 'Ozzy' don't belong in the same sentence.

sanitariex

You don't care...

/sincerely yours,
your conscious

Ozzie's still alive? What're the odds?

there's nothing that family won't do for publicity- including sending jack to rehab because he drank and smoked.
GO AWAY OZZY. you sold your soul for Ozzy action figures.

Man, and we do not have cable anymore. (saving money)

"The cameras don't show them release a single one of these 2-pounders. But nobody seems to enjoy this as much as detonating pelicans.

The whole scene was reminiscent of anglers shooting flyingfish with shotguns, using crankcase-battery electrocutions or dynamite to float bass and generally turning fishing into a machismo contest."

will anyone tape it for me? (not)

So im guessing they don't practice the catch and release ethic.

God dammit, DONT search for m-80 up on Google Image

"So I started to walk into the water. I won't lie to you boys, I was terrified. But I pressed on, and as I made my way past the breakers a strange calm came over me. I don't know if it was divine intervention or the kinship of all living things, but I tell you Jerry, at that moment I was a marine biologist."

So im guessing they don't practice the catch and release ethic.

You mean torturing fish for fun?

"He's working on lowering the cholesterol level in whales. All that blubber, it's quite unhealthy. You know, it's the largest mammal on earth. But as George says, they don't have to be."

"The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.

I love the part about shooting at flying fish. I've actually done that out in the Gulf. Never hit one, but it was good sport, until I got a scope imprint on my forehead.

Dynamite works better, though if you can find waterproof cannon fuse, all you need is a can of smokeless and some caulk. Oh yeah, and a net to scoop up the fish when the concussion stuns them.

Godamnlimey i heard it was weed and booze, typical fare for a 17/18 year old. as for the oxycontin, maybe he had his wisdom teeth out? :)

isn't it Opie and Anthony?

yeah whatever, who submitted this?

damn fanboys

If you throw M5000's into the water, they explode like depth charges. Also, roman candles sometimes like to skim across the water and have fun effects.

So what do this have to do with Opie and Anthony? Did Ozzy and Jack give people Sam Adams Beer for having Sex in a Church?

Ah ha ha ha
Next thing you know, Ozzy will confuse a seal with a shark!!!!


Oh wait....

I don't think any of this recent ozzy stuff is ozzy's doing. I'm guessing people are leaching off of him either in his own family, or friends. I'd take a look at producer credits for old friends possibly trying to get some money. Ozzy obviously doesn't need any more money and probably doesn't realize he's on TV.

Godamnlimey, the_goodVSbad

He was snorting Oxycontin.

Seems to be a lot less outrage at this than at those hairy chicks using creativity to exercise their right of free speech. Jeebus.

who the hell cares? what a waste of an article

That's what I want to do, be around a man with shaky hands trying to light explosives.

headline writer is a tard

yeah. up yours, headline writer.

I think it's disgusting that Sharon Osborne (Ozzy wife/manager, and the "brains" behind the show) has pimped out her husband and kids for the sake of getting more $$$$. Now she's got a husband back on booze and drugs and making a mockery of his career, she killed the Black Sabbath reunion album that was supposed to happen before the show idea got bought up, her son is following in his father's junkie footsteps, and she's released her daughter's "singing" career on the world.

I wonder how many pieces of silver Ms. Judas got for selling out and farking up her family. Even the "hint" she got re: the importance of life, health and privacy (colon cancer) didn't deter her. I hope she's happy in two years when Ozzy's dead, Jack's in prison, and Kelly's in Hustler.

Kelly's in Hustler.

Please, no.

/whimpering, retching at the thought.

I dont watch the Osbornes myself but thought it was a funny article.

Andy and Opie was in reference to the Andy Griffith Show...the begining of the show focused on the father and son fishing.

Guess the headline reference waw too old for most of the fark crowd.

Uh..it was staged folks...just like the entire show...

I'll spring for all the oxycontin Jack will snort, if he promises to OD & die.

Didn't Saddam go fishing with gernades or Dynomite? I seem to recall hearing about this in a video called "Uncle Saddam".

Ozzy and Jack........ o' they're such a hoot...

Aunt Bea was the shiat....

It's so much worse than the traditional method of tricking the fish into puncturing its face with a hook. Boo-hoo.

/who cares

this author is an ass.

I read this out loud to my roommate and his two teenage sons, and the older one looked over and said, "Dad, why haven't we ever done that?"

So cute.

I wasn't amused with that footage of Ozzy and Jack tossing m80's at the pelicans sitting in the water waiting for a hand out. It struck me as extremely cruel and thoughtless. They had been tossing small fish to the birds, and then decided to spark up the m80's. Nice way to set an example for people not to be cruel to animals. :(

isn't it Opie and Anthony?

Isn't it "wasn't it Opie and Anthony?"

They're about as over-and-done as The Macarena.

When are they releasing the CD single of Ozzy's "Take Me Out To The Ball Game?" :rolls eyes:

I've never watched the show, nor do I care for the music genre at all, but the "reporter" for this piece comes across like a whiny, limp-wristed, airheaded ditzy shiatturd.

GIS for Dynamite Fishing:

galumph200 I may never forgive you for that image of a naked Kelly Osbourne you put into my head...
... Dammit... Now she's started singing as well...