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2011-06-12 02:26:34 PM
So, is it just me or would you have to have never seen anything produced by a typewriter to interpret those 'variations' as anything other then different degrees of ink saturation?
 
2011-06-12 02:39:05 PM
These people are the typeface equivalent of the "engineers" who think 9/11 was a controlled demolition.
 
2011-06-12 02:50:06 PM

actualhuman: So, is it just me or would you have to have never seen anything produced by a typewriter to interpret those 'variations' as anything other then different degrees of ink saturation?


For this "expert" to judge anything he would have to have access to the original document and not a scanned copy of it. Given his political leanings, I truly doubt anyone would trust his "unbiased" opinion enough to let him analyze the typeface on Obama's turds. Let alone an official document.
 
2011-06-12 05:24:34 PM
As someone old enough to have used those blasted typewriters, I say it'd be impossible to make any two letters look exactly identical. You had letters on the end of a stalk that struck down against a ribbon with various amount of force, the ribbon's ink was never even, and the paper would even move about slightly as it was being hammered by the keys.
 
2011-06-12 05:44:01 PM
keep farkin that chicken
 
2011-06-12 05:48:24 PM
Why did the birther cross the road?

/obligatory
 
2011-06-12 05:48:48 PM
Actually, anyone who would bring up the whole birther bullsh*t again and submit a World Nut Daily to Fark in the process is the one with too much time.
 
2011-06-12 05:49:43 PM

Truncks1: keep farkin that chicken


That chicken has been farked so hard, it put on a UFC mixed-martial arts boxing glove and tapped out.
 
2011-06-12 05:50:38 PM
Why doesn't Blastingcap Hubbabubba Fartblimpo just address this issue, resign the presidency, and appoint Sarah Palin as Princess America? That's all he has to do to clear up this blatant forgery by a pair of clairvoyant parents who somehow knew during the Jim Crow 60s that their mulatto child would run for president 46 years after he was born.

Why is he ignoring this issue? I'm very concerned.
 
2011-06-12 05:56:09 PM
confirmation bias
 
2011-06-12 05:58:52 PM
Woo, 50th greenlight.
 
2011-06-12 05:59:32 PM
TFA: $4.95 today! Get the inside details on what could be the most serious constitutional crisis in the nation's history, in "Where's the Birth Certificate? The Case That Barack Obama is Not Eligible to be President," autographed by Jerome Corsi.

Wingnut Daily is pimping autographed copies of Corsi's book for $4.95? That is farking hilarious. I feel a little bad that we ground up some trees so that he could print his rantings but the fact that he can't even give away autographed copies makes me smile until my face hurts.

Who pays to print these crap books anyway? You'd think they'd eventually run out of cash to pour down that well.
 
2011-06-12 06:00:21 PM

stoli n coke: a pair of clairvoyant parents


What are you, some kind of farking RINO? True Believers know that 0bummer was the result of a genetic experiment by George Soros. He actually had no mother and THREE fathers: Lilo Sombrero, Hussein Osama and Stanley Derpham. Wake up, Sheeple.
 
2011-06-12 06:00:30 PM
The only people left in the birther camp are so biased that they have no credibility.

But WND has books to sell, so...
 
2011-06-12 06:04:02 PM

actualhuman: So, is it just me or would you have to have never seen anything produced by a typewriter to interpret those 'variations' as anything other then different degrees of ink saturation?


forget that the ribbon might have crap (bits of paper and crud) on it from having been reversed and used multiple times? (does ANYONE else remember doing this?)

that being said, the capital "A"s having different angles is a different story ..

CLEARLY this guy is a democratic PLANT to cause problems for the Teahadists and GOPtards so that they will lose the election to king obama the 3rd
 
2011-06-12 06:04:19 PM
Oooh, only $4.95 to learn the double-sekrit Fartbama Mooslim hiding place (facing Mecha, obviously)?!?! WHAR CREDIT CARD ORDER SCREEN?! WHAR?!

/Fundies are so cute when they show their tolerance.
 
2011-06-12 06:04:41 PM
You are wearing a Nascar hat. Your argument is invalid.
 
2011-06-12 06:07:46 PM
Well, that settles it. Obama is an alien. And the typeface expert is selling a t-shirt with proof.

Isn't capitalism great!
 
2011-06-12 06:07:59 PM
so they think this birth certificate was made in 1961?
 
2011-06-12 06:09:01 PM
Glad to know they are doing something besides scaring little children at the mall in their hoverrounds.
 
2011-06-12 06:10:43 PM

machoprogrammer: Woo, 50th greenlight.


You really want a cockpunch that bad, don't you?
 
2011-06-12 06:11:43 PM
img62.imageshack.us

"Whar Crticate Obamao, Whar!!?!"
 
2011-06-12 06:14:49 PM
My favorite responses from the site:

"Jail would be a welcome treat for this thug. As a Texan, we have something called CAPITAL PUNISHMENT. And something as heinous as High Treason and Defrauding the American Public should definitely qualify for exercising capital punishment."

"There is REAL hope for you yet, America. If we succeed in proving Obama's ineligibility, we can turn this thing around. Let's get everybody involved people: (1) Fax/email/write/call your Congressmen and elected officials to have them listen to/read these new revelations into Obama's ineligibility; (2) Call into local talkshows and radioshows and share this information; (3) Post this information on any social networking board you are a member of; (4) Email this information to your circle of friends and discuss them and formulate other strategies to have it exposed on a broader, more public forum; (5) Support the investigative work of Farah, Corsi, Philip Berg, Orly Taitz, and others who have put their names and careers on the line for the sake of getting to the truth about Soetoro/Obama/Bounell; (6) Call mainstream media outlets or write editorials to major newspapers to demand they cover this information and have Farah or Corsi be the main interviewees; (7) Pray, Pray, Pray for this Nation to be healed of the atrocity known as Barack Hussein Obama II aka Barack Dunham aka Barry Dunham aka Barry Soetoro aka Harrison J. Bounell. And most importantly, (8) NEVER GIVE UP."

"Now is the time for every American citizen to write their Congressmen/women. Make them aware of the facts. Give them links. Point out that a judge has given Orly Taitz subpoena power. She is now able to present 'discovery', and boy howdy, does she have DISCOVERY TO PRESENT. Then ask if their name might be on Orly's list as a possibly complicit partner in this cover-up. That is what I have done with my democratic senator, DeFazio. I want him to lose sleep over this. I am sure all of Congress knows Obama is a fraud, and we need to let them know that we know, and that they are going to be put under oath and questioned, most likely. Obama has lost 3 in his cabinet in just the past week. Let's make it a real EXODUS of this administration out of WA, DC."

"I too have been in typography, graphic arts and design since 1985 and this is the first conclusive example from another researcher that I have seen. I concluded the same myself last month but based on other evidence. However, this is more easily demonstrable. This president is toast."



I have to stop reading the derp now. My headache is starting to come back.
 
2011-06-12 06:19:45 PM
I knew Oily Taint would find someone crazy enough to try and get her back into the headlines. Even Oily has given up the "He wasn't born in Hawaii" argument, and is now pushing the argument that since BOTH of his parents weren't US citizens, he's ineligible to be president.
 
2011-06-12 06:20:35 PM

machoprogrammer: Woo, 50th greenlight.


And onto the Ignore list you go!
 
2011-06-12 06:22:20 PM

Jesus v2.0: TFA: $4.95 today! Get the inside details on what could be the most serious constitutional crisis in the nation's history, in "Where's the Birth Certificate? The Case That Barack Obama is Not Eligible to be President," autographed by Jerome Corsi.

Wingnut Daily is pimping autographed copies of Corsi's book for $4.95? That is farking hilarious. I feel a little bad that we ground up some trees so that he could print his rantings but the fact that he can't even give away autographed copies makes me smile until my face hurts.

Who pays to print these crap books anyway? You'd think they'd eventually run out of cash to pour down that well.


I understand that this a very profitable business for some people. Almost everytime I made the mistake of clicking on WND-link I found an article that was just a purely disguised advertisement for their latest book about contrails, creationism, bible-codes or some other idiocy of the month. I am not sure, but I think some of the same methods that are employed by scientology are used to put these books in the bestseller lists. Whatever convoluted business model they actually use somebody must be making money of this or they would not keep doing it.

I am just curious how many of these 'books' actually end up being read by the people that buy them and how many just end up on bookshelves declaring patriotism like some bumper sticker.
 
2011-06-12 06:22:31 PM

shamanwest: My favorite responses from the site:

"Jail would be a welcome treat for this thug. As a Texan, we have something called CAPITAL PUNISHMENT. And something as heinous as High Treason and Defrauding the American Public should definitely qualify for exercising capital punishment."

I have to stop reading the derp now. My headache is starting to come back.


shouldnt this be considered a threat to the safety of the president?
would be HILLARIOUS for tards like this to get arrested

bwhahahahahahaahahah
 
2011-06-12 06:22:45 PM

LincolnLogolas: I knew Oily Taint would find someone crazy enough to try and get her back into the headlines. Even Oily has given up the "He wasn't born in Hawaii" argument, and is now pushing the argument that since BOTH of his parents weren't US citizens, he's ineligible to be president.


That's the new argument? For an attorney, Oily really has no idea how citizenship laws work.
 
2011-06-12 06:22:51 PM
Do you suppose we will continue to hear this crap until Jan. 19, 2017, 11:59:59PM HAST ?
 
2011-06-12 06:23:26 PM

Dwight_Yeast: machoprogrammer: Woo, 50th greenlight.

And onto the Ignore list you go!


He can't read it, he put you on ignore months ago.
 
2011-06-12 06:23:32 PM

stoli n coke: Why doesn't Blastingcap Hubbabubba Fartblimpo just address this issue, resign the presidency, and appoint Sarah Palin as Princess America? That's all he has to do to clear up this blatant forgery by a pair of clairvoyant parents who somehow knew during the Jim Crow 60s that their mulatto child would run for president 46 years after he was born.

Why is he ignoring this issue? I'm very concerned.


Things like this is why you're favorited.
 
2011-06-12 06:26:45 PM

spawn73: He can't read it, he put you on ignore months ago.


Don't care. The announcement was more a suggestion for others than it was directed at subtard.

/it's time to take a hard line on this shiat
 
2011-06-12 06:29:29 PM
Guys, I heard this rumor the other day. Have you heard it? I heard this president Obama guy was a black man?
 
2011-06-12 06:30:21 PM

LincolnLogolas: I knew Oily Taint would find someone crazy enough to try and get her back into the headlines. Even Oily has given up the "He wasn't born in Hawaii" argument, and is now pushing the argument that since BOTH of his parents weren't US citizens, he's ineligible to be president.


I once found a GREAT website which showed the changes over time for citizenship in the US.
cant find it again, so we get wikipedia, which still works

Title 8 U.S.C. § 1409 paragraph (c) provides that children born abroad after December 24, 1952 to unmarried American mothers are U.S. citizens, as long as the mother has lived in the U.S. for a continuous period of at least one year at any time prior to the birth.


Link (new window)

so obama's mother was an american, who had lived in the US for more than 1 continuous year of her life, therefore obama is a us citizen no matter where he was born or lived.

strange how LAWS confuse tards
 
2011-06-12 06:32:13 PM

actualhuman: So, is it just me or would you have to have never seen anything produced by a typewriter to interpret those 'variations' as anything other then different degrees of ink saturation?


There's that and there's also the fact that some of variations can be attributed to the human factor.

Ie: Put in the known quantities (like the hospital he was born in) first, and keep a blank spot for the name until it's actually chosen.

Christ, it took my mother two months to decide on a name for me. It's not like any sort of waiting document would just be left blank in case she wanted to decide I was born in a different hospital, too.
 
2011-06-12 06:34:00 PM

RhineStoneTaco: Guys, I heard this rumor the other day. Have you heard it? I heard this president Obama guy was a black man?


LIES!!! everyone KNOWS that a blackman can NEVER be president!!
 
2011-06-12 06:36:23 PM
better yet, if obama's being born overseas excluded him from being a "natural born" citizen but still be a us citizen (which is even more batshiat, but go with me), then mccain's being born in panama excludes him from being a "natural born" citizen also.

therefore, neither men were eligble for election, bwhahahahahahahaha

/god I love birfer tards
 
2011-06-12 06:38:01 PM
can we go further back? presidents which were born at home have NO proof that they were actually born in the US. so none of them were legal

bwhahahahahahahah

must be really confusing to some people, this thing called logic.
 
2011-06-12 06:38:37 PM
"Typewriters in 1961 could not change the size and shape of a letter on the fly like that," he said. "This document is definitely a forgery."

Hmm, when I read that I expect something like Helvetica and Times New Roman inexplicably mixed together. Call me crazy, but I would think you're talking about actual different typefaces, not letters that look almost the same but for them being inked and smudged a little different from being typed on a farking 1960 typewriter and then scanned into a digital document. I know, I'm weird.
 
2011-06-12 06:39:36 PM

shamanwest: My favorite responses from the site:

"Jail would be a welcome treat for this thug. As a Texan, we have something called CAPITAL PUNISHMENT. And something as heinous as High Treason and Defrauding the American Public should definitely qualify for exercising capital punishment."

"There is REAL hope for you yet, America. If we succeed in proving Obama's ineligibility, we can turn this thing around. Let's get everybody involved people: (1) Fax/email/write/call your Congressmen and elected officials to have them listen to/read these new revelations into Obama's ineligibility; (2) Call into local talkshows and radioshows and share this information; (3) Post this information on any social networking board you are a member of; (4) Email this information to your circle of friends and discuss them and formulate other strategies to have it exposed on a broader, more public forum; (5) Support the investigative work of Farah, Corsi, Philip Berg, Orly Taitz, and others who have put their names and careers on the line for the sake of getting to the truth about Soetoro/Obama/Bounell; (6) Call mainstream media outlets or write editorials to major newspapers to demand they cover this information and have Farah or Corsi be the main interviewees; (7) Pray, Pray, Pray for this Nation to be healed of the atrocity known as Barack Hussein Obama II aka Barack Dunham aka Barry Dunham aka Barry Soetoro aka Harrison J. Bounell. And most importantly, (8) NEVER GIVE UP."

"Now is the time for every American citizen to write their Congressmen/women. Make them aware of the facts. Give them links. Point out that a judge has given Orly Taitz subpoena power. She is now able to present 'discovery', and boy howdy, does she have DISCOVERY TO PRESENT. Then ask if their name might be on Orly's list as a possibly complicit partner in this cover-up. That is what I have done with my democratic senator, DeFazio. I want him to lose sleep over this. I am sure all of Congress knows Obama is a fraud, and we need to let them know that we know, and that they are going to be put under oath and questioned, most likely. Obama has lost 3 in his cabinet in just the past week. Let's make it a real EXODUS of this administration out of WA, DC."

"I too have been in typography, graphic arts and design since 1985 and this is the first conclusive example from another researcher that I have seen. I concluded the same myself last month but based on other evidence. However, this is more easily demonstrable. This president is toast."



I have to stop reading the derp now. My headache is starting to come back.


Bounell? Geez I am failing to keep up with this stuff.
 
2011-06-12 06:39:50 PM
To Photoshop!
 
2011-06-12 06:43:18 PM
Who can blame him for having the document created? Who wants to be hanged for treason?
 
2011-06-12 06:47:24 PM
And due to Penman the Secret Service is most likely monitoring this thread.
 
2011-06-12 06:48:57 PM
It is not the original document. It was scanned and digitally recreated. Hence, the layers. That probably also explains the irregularities with the typeface. Is the information accurate. No way to know from this scan. We just have to trust that it is accurate.
 
2011-06-12 06:52:30 PM

stoli n coke: LincolnLogolas: I knew Oily Taint would find someone crazy enough to try and get her back into the headlines. Even Oily has given up the "He wasn't born in Hawaii" argument, and is now pushing the argument that since BOTH of his parents weren't US citizens, he's ineligible to be president.

That's the new argument? For an attorney, Oily really has no idea how citizenship laws work.


Yeah, as soon as the birth certificate was released, she said something along the lines of it being a "positive first step" but that he was still ineligible due to the fact that his father wasn't a US citizen. She believes that "natural born citizen", legally, means that you were not only born in the US, but both of your parents were as well.

I have to wonder if we've had any other presidents who had at least one immigrant parent.
 
2011-06-12 06:52:37 PM

carpbrain: Bounell? Geez I am failing to keep up with this stuff.


Yeah, that's a new one for me too.
 
2011-06-12 06:53:43 PM
He disproves his own theory by presenting 22 different versions of the letter 'a'. He would have us believe that the document was typed on 22 different typewriters, or was cut and pasted from documents created on 22 different typewriters?
 
2011-06-12 06:57:09 PM

Dwight_Yeast: spawn73: He can't read it, he put you on ignore months ago.

Don't care. The announcement was more a suggestion for others than it was directed at subtard.

/it's time to take a hard line on this shiat


I think it is funny you think anyone gives a shiat if you can't see their comments.
 
2011-06-12 06:57:30 PM
What happens when the Birthers run out of straws to grasp? Do they just make imaginary ones or do they lash out?
 
2011-06-12 07:00:40 PM
A 65+ guy in a NASCAR cap. Guys, I'm only speculating here, but I bet his investigation might have a political bias.
 
2011-06-12 07:01:53 PM

Farkengruven: He disproves his own theory by presenting 22 different versions of the letter 'a'. He would have us believe that the document was typed on 22 different typewriters, or was cut and pasted from documents created on 22 different typewriters?


Not only that, they put this obviously forged document on LAYERS.
It's as if they want to get caught...
 
2011-06-12 07:05:12 PM

shamanwest: My favorite responses from the site:

"Jail would be a welcome treat for this thug. As a Texan, we have something called CAPITAL PUNISHMENT. And something as heinous as High Treason and Defrauding the American Public should definitely qualify for exercising capital punishment."

"There is REAL hope for you yet, America. If we succeed in proving Obama's ineligibility, we can turn this thing around. Let's get everybody involved people: (1) Fax/email/write/call your Congressmen and elected officials to have them listen to/read these new revelations into Obama's ineligibility; (2) Call into local talkshows and radioshows and share this information; (3) Post this information on any social networking board you are a member of; (4) Email this information to your circle of friends and discuss them and formulate other strategies to have it exposed on a broader, more public forum; (5) Support the investigative work of Farah, Corsi, Philip Berg, Orly Taitz, and others who have put their names and careers on the line for the sake of getting to the truth about Soetoro/Obama/Bounell; (6) Call mainstream media outlets or write editorials to major newspapers to demand they cover this information and have Farah or Corsi be the main interviewees; (7) Pray, Pray, Pray for this Nation to be healed of the atrocity known as Barack Hussein Obama II aka Barack Dunham aka Barry Dunham aka Barry Soetoro aka Harrison J. Bounell. And most importantly, (8) NEVER GIVE UP."

"Now is the time for every American citizen to write their Congressmen/women. Make them aware of the facts. Give them links. Point out that a judge has given Orly Taitz subpoena power. She is now able to present 'discovery', and boy howdy, does she have DISCOVERY TO PRESENT. Then ask if their name might be on Orly's list as a possibly complicit partner in this cover-up. That is what I have done with my democratic senator, DeFazio. I want him to lose sleep over this. I am sure all of Congress knows Obama is a fraud, and we need to let them know that we know, and that they are going to be put under oath and questioned, most likely. Obama has lost 3 in his cabinet in just the past week. Let's make it a real EXODUS of this administration out of WA, DC."

"I too have been in typography, graphic arts and design since 1985 and this is the first conclusive example from another researcher that I have seen. I concluded the same myself last month but based on other evidence. However, this is more easily demonstrable. This president is toast."



I have to stop reading the derp now. My headache is starting to come back.


You know, the differences between the Cons and the Libs these days seems to go beyond disagreeing on facts. As a Lib, I think modern Con stances are often outright insane, and some if not most of the Con leadership is borderline evil, in a "fark the country, where's my money" sense. The Cons seem to believe the same thing about Libs.

How is it so much of the population is diametrically opposed, that both major parties are so sure the other is wrong and/or crazy and/or evil? There's a disturbing psychological issue here somewhere. Facts seldom change people's minds on important political issues, and at least one study showed that proving someone wrong will make them argue harder and reinforce their belief. How many ppl have you seen arguing in the Political tab that seem to ignore facts and argue the same viewpoint in thread after thread? I can't believe they're ALL paid shills.

I don't see this issue being solved anytime soon. I would've thought that high-speed travel, telephones, televisions and radios would have made for a more homogenous mindset by now, but instead it only brings us together more easily to argue. I mean, differing opinions are going to occur, and it's good to entertain differing perspectives, but this is like half of the country is living in a different reality than the other half. It makes me sad for our future.
 
2011-06-12 07:06:15 PM
Birthers will believe anything that "fits" their worldview. This entire issue has been total crap from Day 1, and most people with half a brain know that.

The good news is that none of these retards would vote for a Democrat anyway, so nothing has been lost.
 
2011-06-12 07:07:00 PM

Satanic_Hamster: carpbrain: Bounell? Geez I am failing to keep up with this stuff.

Yeah, that's a new one for me too.


Some Chicago debt collector named "Al" (no last name) claims that he discovered one of Obama's aliases while doing a social security number search on a neighbor of Michelle Obama's. He says Harrison J. Bounel is the President's alias.
Not even kidding.
 
2011-06-12 07:08:15 PM
Wiener Wiener Wiener
 
2011-06-12 07:08:23 PM

Penman: Who can blame him for having the document created? Who wants to be hanged for treason?


And you have proof of this, right?

Or do you just get wood at the thought of hanging a black man?
 
2011-06-12 07:08:35 PM
At some point I have to wonder if WorldNetDaily isn't owned by Obama. Think about it....

"Weiner's sexting!"

Suddenly Gingrich takes over the news with his aides bolting for someone else's campaign with allegations of Newt being unable to take his balls back from his wife.

"Obama's ruining the economy! Look at this--"

Suddenly the Birthers are back, in full force....

Come on, this can't be just a fluke.
 
2011-06-12 07:11:03 PM
So their assumption is the people who created the Obama forgery used different fonts when they did so? Okay then. Love that the dude is selling T-shirts to WND suckers---uh, I mean, patriots.
 
2011-06-12 07:12:13 PM

RhineStoneTaco: And due to Penman the Secret Service is most likely monitoring this thread.


Why would that be? It's the courts that would do it.
 
2011-06-12 07:12:22 PM

stoli n coke: Penman: Who can blame him for having the document created? Who wants to be hanged for treason?

And you have proof of this, right?

Or do you just get wood at the thought of hanging a black man?


Penman jerks off while listening to "Strange Fruit" by Billie Holiday.
 
2011-06-12 07:13:21 PM

stoli n coke: Or do you just get wood at the thought of hanging a black man?


Why does everything have to be about race? "You can't disagree with Obama or you're a racist!"
 
2011-06-12 07:17:41 PM

whidbey: Actually, anyone who would bring up the whole birther bullsh*t again and submit a World Nut Daily to Fark in the process is the one with too much time.


as is anyone who would be stupid enough to greenlight this.

but page views are page views.
 
2011-06-12 07:18:21 PM
So on one hand that it took two years to release is proof that all that time was needed to craft a convincing forgery. On the other hand this guy finds "obvious" forgery mistakes.

Which contradictory conspiracy theory should I believe today?
 
2011-06-12 07:19:05 PM

Penman: stoli n coke: Or do you just get wood at the thought of hanging a black man?

Why does everything have to be about race? "You can't disagree with Obama or you're a racist!"


You're the one implying that he commited a crime punishable by hanging with no proof. There used to be a name for groups of people like that. They were called lynchmobs.

Now go cuddle up next to your Rush Limbaugh real doll and STFU..
 
2011-06-12 07:20:47 PM

the opposite of charity is justice: So on one hand that it took two years to release is proof that all that time was needed to craft a convincing forgery. On the other hand this guy finds "obvious" forgery mistakes.

Which contradictory conspiracy theory should I believe today?


These are people who believe Obama is an empty suit and iron fisted dictator at the same time. Logical consistency isn't one of their strengths.
 
2011-06-12 07:22:04 PM

carpbrain: Bounell? Geez I am failing to keep up with this stuff.


i.imgur.com

Apparently some "investigator" got ahold of the President's SSN and ran some sort of "check" demonstrating that Harrison J. Bounel (who apparently has the "same number") lived at the same address 3 years later than President Soetero did. Therefore they are the same person. Furthermore, as you can plainly see, Bounel's gender is marked as "U," meaning "Universal"--so the President is actually a hermaphrodite disguised as male, which explains his "metrosexuality," as well as his secret origins from the mythic state of "Connecticut," a euphemism coded in H.P. Blavatsky's "Isis Unveiled" as being one of several monikers for the lost continent of Atlantis.
 
2011-06-12 07:28:03 PM
Long shirt is loooooooooooooooooooooooong

i.imgur.com
 
2011-06-12 07:30:33 PM

stoli n coke: You're the one implying that he commited a crime punishable by hanging with no proof.


Did you read the article?
 
2011-06-12 07:32:34 PM
I don't know about Birthers, but it is fun watching everyone else squirm over this thing. You Obama supporters have such thin skin.
 
2011-06-12 07:35:40 PM

Penman: stoli n coke: You're the one implying that he commited a crime punishable by hanging with no proof.

Did you read the article?


Reading WND simply makes you dumber.
You should probably stop reading that site, but it might be too late judging from your posts.
 
2011-06-12 07:36:39 PM

06Wahoo: I don't know about Birthers, but it is fun watching everyone else squirm over this thing. You Obama supporters have such thin skin.


You republitards have such thin skulls.
 
2011-06-12 07:38:50 PM

06Wahoo: I don't know about Birthers, but it is fun watching everyone else squirm over this thing. You Obama supporters have such thin skin.


i78.photobucket.com
 
2011-06-12 07:39:31 PM
Sans negro is their favorite font.
 
2011-06-12 07:42:49 PM
Stupid Republicans. We're totally puling one over on you and the only thing stopping you from the truth are the RINOs. It's so beautiful!
 
2011-06-12 07:43:31 PM

Somacandra: carpbrain: Bounell? Geez I am failing to keep up with this stuff.



Apparently some "investigator" got ahold of the President's SSN and ran some sort of "check" demonstrating that Harrison J. Bounel (who apparently has the "same number") lived at the same address 3 years later than President Soetero did. Therefore they are the same person. Furthermore, as you can plainly see, Bounel's gender is marked as "U," meaning "Universal"--so the President is actually a hermaphrodite disguised as male, which explains his "metrosexuality," as well as his secret origins from the mythic state of "Connecticut," a euphemism coded in H.P. Blavatsky's "Isis Unveiled" as being one of several monikers for the lost continent of Atlantis.


OMG Bareback Humpin Obumbum amirite!!!1

/seriously though, Barback?
 
2011-06-12 07:44:33 PM
I just looked at the PDF version the White House released in Photoshop. All letters are different as you would expect from a manual typewriter depending on the force of the key-strike and are consistent in size. What WND seems to have done is taken one letter, like Capital "E" and of the four used take the lightest strike and the hardest strike and put them next to each other and yelled "AHA!" If you line all four up the clearly come the same machine.

The quality of the digital original is awful, I mean awful. Why they use a printed version not the digital original is beyond me. WND says they have a hard copy of a printed version handed to the press of this which can only add to variation.

/FYI
//Graphic geeks feel free to add to this or tell me I am full of it
 
2011-06-12 07:45:04 PM
remind me why wnd articles are still green lit
 
2011-06-12 07:46:32 PM

machoprogrammer: Woo, 50th greenlight.


Aw hell no. You are the one responsible for this crap? God, you suck.
 
2011-06-12 07:46:39 PM

stoli n coke: Penman: Who can blame him for having the document created? Who wants to be hanged for treason?

And you have proof of this, right?

Or do you just get wood at the thought of hanging a black man?


He's just jealous because he can't "hang" like a black man between his legs.
 
2011-06-12 07:48:56 PM

Rustem: remind me why wnd articles are still green lit


Payola
 
2011-06-12 07:51:49 PM
Birthers, truthers, PDS people, and the winners who use the race card should all beat themselves in the face with an acid filled hammer.
 
2011-06-12 07:52:14 PM

Rustem: remind me why wnd articles are still green lit


Because this thread has 77 comments as I post this one, and I'm sure there will be many more.
 
2011-06-12 07:52:51 PM

Penman: stoli n coke: You're the one implying that he commited a crime punishable by hanging with no proof.

Did you read the article?


Yes, I did. Did you read the article in 2008 where the Republican governor of Hawaii and the DOH chief both verified that you birthbaggers are full of shiat? You might have missed that one, though. I don't know if it was on your AM talking box or the chalkboard show with the crying boy.

Stay infromed.
 
2011-06-12 07:53:11 PM

ultraholland: Sans negro is their favorite font.


Typographical liberal, always race kerning.
 
2011-06-12 07:55:59 PM

3_Butt_Cheeks: Birthers, truthers, PDS people, and the winners who use the race card should all beat themselves in the face with an acid filled hammer.


I know, everyone knows Obama is the real racist for being black in the first place.
 
2011-06-12 07:58:29 PM

3_Butt_Cheeks: the winners who use the race card


Your a idiot.
 
2011-06-12 07:59:00 PM
Obama is not my real dad.
 
2011-06-12 08:00:07 PM

jake_lex: Rustem: remind me why wnd articles are still green lit

Because this thread has 77 comments as I post this one, and I'm sure there will be many more.


This one is my favorite:

jeff.baylis (signed in using Yahoo)
It's time to buck fauxbamullato
21 · Like · Reply · June 7 at 10:23pm

C'mon people. The man is POTUS. He had several years and the resources of the ENTIRE U.S. Government.
Do you really think that they couldn't come up with a PERFECT forgery? To see this kind of DERP is SO depressing.
 
2011-06-12 08:01:40 PM

Without Fail: fauxbamullato


So much harder to understand than Fartbongo.
 
2011-06-12 08:02:15 PM

LincolnLogolas: She believes that "natural born citizen", legally, means that you were not only born in the US, but both of your parents were as well.


That sounds like the "Well since Jesus was born perfect, that means the Virgin Mary would have to have been born perfect too" recursion stuff the Catholics argue.
 
2011-06-12 08:08:19 PM

Pappas: A 65+ guy in a NASCAR cap. Guys, I'm only speculating here, but I bet his investigation might have a political bias.


To be fair it IS a Jeff Gordon cap, so perhaps the guy is on to something. Or, and I'm just speculating here, he might be a closeted gay.
 
2011-06-12 08:11:26 PM

ultraholland: Sans negro is their favorite font.


</thread>

/That should probably be "White House Sans Negro" or some such.
 
2011-06-12 08:16:25 PM

RhineStoneTaco: And due to Penman the Secret Service is most likely monitoring this thread.


What the fark is that guy's problem?
 
2011-06-12 08:22:46 PM

namatad

2011-06-12 06:30:21 PM


LincolnLogolas: I knew Oily Taint would find someone crazy enough to try and get her back into the headlines. Even Oily has given up the "He wasn't born in Hawaii" argument, and is now pushing the argument that since BOTH of his parents weren't US citizens, he's ineligible to be president.

I once found a GREAT website which showed the changes over time for citizenship in the US.
cant find it again, so we get wikipedia, which still works

Title 8 U.S.C. § 1409 paragraph (c) provides that children born abroad after December 24, 1952 to unmarried American mothers are U.S. citizens, as long as the mother has lived in the U.S. for a continuous period of at least one year at any time prior to the birth.


First, I am choosing not to give a fark about this new claim/charge...

Second, came for the derp, but have actually learned something in this thread, which I never thought would happen. Thanks namatad
 
2011-06-12 08:35:21 PM

ultraholland: Sans negro is their favorite font.


*snicker*
 
2011-06-12 08:38:58 PM

Bloody William: ultraholland: Sans negro is their favorite font.

Typographical liberal, always race kerning.


You're just scared of Obama's x-height.
 
2011-06-12 08:40:24 PM

Without Fail:

C'mon people. The man is POTUS. He had several years and the resources of the ENTIRE U.S. Government.


Not really.
As the ranks of co-conspirators fills out, each new member becomes a more likely candidate to spill the beans.

And, so it seems, I've said too much.
 
2011-06-12 08:41:08 PM

love_alice: Well, that settles it. Obama is an alien. And the typeface expert is selling a t-shirt with proof.

Isn't capitalism CAPITALIZATION great!


ftfy. ;-)
 
2011-06-12 08:43:32 PM
You know, culling birthers would have the added benefit of eliminating a large number of lunatics and morons from the gene pool.

Three generations of imbeciles are enough.
 
2011-06-12 08:48:42 PM

indylaw: You know, culling birthers would have the added benefit of eliminating a large number of lunatics and morons from the gene pool.

Three generations of imbeciles are enough.


... just so there's no trouble, I'm not srs.
 
2011-06-12 08:53:21 PM

ultraholland: Sans negro is their favorite font.


2nd: Comic Sans
3rd: Wingdings

/favorited
 
2011-06-12 08:58:05 PM

Craptastic: 3_Butt_Cheeks: the winners who use the race card

You're an idiot.


FTFY

/hook
//line
///sinker
 
2011-06-12 09:00:09 PM

namatad: RhineStoneTaco: Guys, I heard this rumor the other day. Have you heard it? I heard this president Obama guy was a black man?

LIES!!! everyone KNOWS that a blackman can NEVER be president!!



Actually he's not Black. he is mulatto.

i676.photobucket.com

You can't make this shiat up!

http://thesaurus.com/browse/mulatto


/Ducks
//Runs
 
2011-06-12 09:10:17 PM

06Wahoo: I don't know about Birthers, but it is fun watching everyone else squirm over this thing. You Obama supporters have such thin skin.


Wahoowhat the fark are you talking about? You're like the baseball team this afternoon.
 
2011-06-12 09:19:38 PM
Obama is our President. This Birther stuff is a useless distraction from the real issues that we could be having with his presidency.

BTW I would like to see Obama's Senatorial emails. Much like Palin's, they may be illuminating. I guess the press is more interested in an ex-governor than a sitting president. So it goes.
 
2011-06-12 09:21:51 PM

dosboot: BTW I would like to see Obama's Senatorial emails. Much like Palin's, they may be illuminating. I guess the press is more interested in an ex-governor than a sitting president. So it goes.


You're the worst guesser ever.
 
2011-06-12 09:23:24 PM
Stupid people are stupid.
Can't explain that....
 
2011-06-12 09:29:49 PM

Lenny_da_Hog: dosboot: Obama is our President. This Birther stuff is a useless distraction from the real issues that we could be having with his presidency. BTW I would like to see Obama's Senatorial emails. Much like Palin's, they may be illuminating. I guess the press is more interested in an ex-governor than a sitting president. So it goes.

You're the worst guesser ever.


Awesome. I always wanted to be #1 at something. Thank you for the recognition.
 
2011-06-12 09:34:17 PM

Farker T: Actually he's not Black. he is mulatto.


At least he's not an octoroon.
 
2011-06-12 09:35:48 PM

LincolnLogolas: stoli n coke: LincolnLogolas: I knew Oily Taint would find someone crazy enough to try and get her back into the headlines. Even Oily has given up the "He wasn't born in Hawaii" argument, and is now pushing the argument that since BOTH of his parents weren't US citizens, he's ineligible to be president.

That's the new argument? For an attorney, Oily really has no idea how citizenship laws work.

Yeah, as soon as the birth certificate was released, she said something along the lines of it being a "positive first step" but that he was still ineligible due to the fact that his father wasn't a US citizen. She believes that "natural born citizen", legally, means that you were not only born in the US, but both of your parents were as well.

I have to wonder if we've had any other presidents who had at least one immigrant parent.


Both of Andrew Jackson's parents were Irish immigrants. If Orly Taitz wants to be logically consistent, she should claim that he was ineligible to the president too.
 
2011-06-12 09:40:32 PM
Jesus farking Christ, these people are absolute morons who should be strung up. I'm sick of this bullshiat.
 
2011-06-12 09:49:42 PM

dosboot: Obama is our President. This Birther stuff is a useless distraction from the real issues that we could be having with his presidency.

BTW I would like to see Obama's Senatorial emails. Much like Palin's, they may be illuminating. I guess the press is more interested in an ex-governor than a sitting president. So it goes.


You don't have to be a member of the press to file a FOIA request. I submitted one in high school. So why don't you send one in and find out everything you ever wanted to know? Difficulty: Your hoverround may not make it out to your mailbox.
 
2011-06-12 09:51:35 PM
Maybe I'm off base, and maybe this has been discussed before, but if the Birthers claim that Obama is

a.) not born in the U.S. and/or
b.) a British citizen

isn't it incumbent on THEM to produce evidence that would back up those claims, like a birth cert from Kenya or other proof of British citizenship?
 
2011-06-12 09:52:56 PM

dosboot: Obama is our President. This Birther stuff is a useless distraction from the real issues that we could be having with his presidency.

BTW I would like to see Obama's Senatorial emails. Much like Palin's, they may be illuminating. I guess the press is more interested in an ex-governor than a sitting president. So it goes.


farm3.static.flickr.com

/does not approve
 
2011-06-12 09:53:18 PM

sirrerun: Maybe I'm off base, and maybe this has been discussed before, but if the Birthers claim that Obama is

a.) not born in the U.S. and/or
b.) a British citizen

isn't it incumbent on THEM to produce evidence that would back up those claims, like a birth cert from Kenya or other proof of British citizenship?


Hey... it takes a long time to come up with good forgeries on their trial version of Paint Shop Pro. Give them time.
 
2011-06-12 09:55:51 PM

dave2198: dosboot: Obama is our President. This Birther stuff is a useless distraction from the real issues that we could be having with his presidency.

BTW I would like to see Obama's Senatorial emails. Much like Palin's, they may be illuminating. I guess the press is more interested in an ex-governor than a sitting president. So it goes.

You don't have to be a member of the press to file a FOIA request. I submitted one in high school. So why don't you send one in and find out everything you ever wanted to know? Difficulty: Your hoverround may not make it out to your mailbox.


the FOIA does not apply to congress.

/executive branch only
 
2011-06-12 09:58:22 PM

sirrerun: Maybe I'm off base, and maybe this has been discussed before, but if the Birthers claim that Obama is

a.) not born in the U.S. and/or
b.) a British citizen

isn't it incumbent on THEM to produce evidence that would back up those claims, like a birth cert from Kenya or other proof of British citizenship?


SHHHH! You wouldn't want those idiotic coonts to realize the burden of proof is on them. That would hurt their feelings.
 
2011-06-12 09:59:37 PM

monsatano: dave2198: dosboot: Obama is our President. This Birther stuff is a useless distraction from the real issues that we could be having with his presidency.

BTW I would like to see Obama's Senatorial emails. Much like Palin's, they may be illuminating. I guess the press is more interested in an ex-governor than a sitting president. So it goes.

You don't have to be a member of the press to file a FOIA request. I submitted one in high school. So why don't you send one in and find out everything you ever wanted to know? Difficulty: Your hoverround may not make it out to your mailbox.

the FOIA does not apply to congress.

/executive branch only


[citation] (new window)
 
2011-06-12 10:01:46 PM
I hope this has been stated already....

It sure looks like standard deviation from a typewriter/paper/xerox combo. If he wants to prove otherwise he needs to START with getting a contemporary document or similar typewriter/paper combo and compare type/letter deviations.

/but that would be crazy.
 
2011-06-12 10:03:03 PM

PC LOAD LETTER: These people are the typeface equivalent of the "engineers" who think 9/11 was a controlled demolition.


Building 7 certainly was.
 
2011-06-12 10:07:58 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: PC LOAD LETTER: These people are the typeface equivalent of the "engineers" who think 9/11 was a controlled demolition.

Building 7 certainly was.


0/10
 
2011-06-12 10:11:41 PM

Aldon: I hope this has been stated already....

It sure looks like standard deviation from a typewriter/paper/xerox combo. If he wants to prove otherwise he needs to START with getting a contemporary document or similar typewriter/paper combo and compare type/letter deviations.

/but that would be crazy.


Well I know if I wanted to pass something off as legit, I would piece it together like a ransom note from 22 different printed documents.
 
2011-06-12 10:14:42 PM

monsatano: dave2198: dosboot: Obama is our President. This Birther stuff is a useless distraction from the real issues that we could be having with his presidency.

BTW I would like to see Obama's Senatorial emails. Much like Palin's, they may be illuminating. I guess the press is more interested in an ex-governor than a sitting president. So it goes.

You don't have to be a member of the press to file a FOIA request. I submitted one in high school. So why don't you send one in and find out everything you ever wanted to know? Difficulty: Your hoverround may not make it out to your mailbox.

the FOIA does not apply to congress.

/executive branch only



Is that so?

Funny that congress should make a law and exempt themselves.

/Funny.
 
2011-06-12 10:21:08 PM
Wow...the facebook comments that follow the "story" are priceless...

i.imm.io
 
2011-06-12 10:21:15 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: PC LOAD LETTER: These people are the typeface equivalent of the "engineers" who think 9/11 was a controlled demolition.

Building 7 certainly was.


Building 7 is still very much standing.

farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2011-06-12 10:21:51 PM
www.wnd.com

Hello everybody.

I'm a delusional nutjob and I'm delighted WND gives me the the opportunity to let the whole world know what a loon I really am.

Yours insanely, Paul Irey.
 
2011-06-12 10:23:05 PM
*gasp*

How dare they question Obama's eligibility. They must be white Al-Qaeda!
 
2011-06-12 10:31:15 PM

Born to Die: Building 7 is still very much standing.


*clap clap clap*

Betcha not too many people here get that, even with the picture.
 
2011-06-12 10:39:54 PM

namatad: can we go further back? presidents which were born at home have NO proof that they were actually born in the US. so none of them were legal

bwhahahahahahahah

must be really confusing to some people, this thing called logic.


Dude, give it up.

You're more of a tard than the birthers.

/and that's not an easy thing to do
 
2011-06-12 10:41:36 PM

Close2TheEdge: machoprogrammer: Woo, 50th greenlight.

Aw hell no. You are the one responsible for this crap? God, you suck.


This is my first WND submission (it was in my google news feed and I found it hilarious), and no, I am not a birther. Hence the "unlikely" tag and the making fun of the "expert".
 
2011-06-12 10:43:18 PM

Dwight_Yeast: machoprogrammer: Woo, 50th greenlight.

And onto the Ignore list you go!


Here is the list of people who care:
 
2011-06-12 10:48:54 PM

sirrerun: Maybe I'm off base, and maybe this has been discussed before, but if the Birthers claim that Obama is

a.) not born in the U.S. and/or
b.) a British citizen

isn't it incumbent on THEM to produce evidence that would back up those claims, like a birth cert from Kenya or other proof of British citizenship?


It is incumbent on the wanna-be President to provide documentation. Otherwise anyone could take control.
 
2011-06-12 10:51:34 PM

namatad: better yet, if obama's being born overseas excluded him from being a "natural born" citizen but still be a us citizen (which is even more batshiat, but go with me), then mccain's being born in panama excludes him from being a "natural born" citizen also.

therefore, neither men were eligble for election, bwhahahahahahahaha

/god I love birfer tards


Overseas military bases are considered to be on U.S. soil, einstein.

/isn't there a street you should be playing in, sweet cheeks?
 
2011-06-12 10:58:45 PM
i236.photobucket.com
 
2011-06-12 10:59:33 PM

Penman: sirrerun: Maybe I'm off base, and maybe this has been discussed before, but if the Birthers claim that Obama is

a.) not born in the U.S. and/or
b.) a British citizen

isn't it incumbent on THEM to produce evidence that would back up those claims, like a birth cert from Kenya or other proof of British citizenship?

It is incumbent on the wanna-be President to provide documentation. Otherwise anyone could take control.


He has, farktard. More than once. Now, it's incumbent on the tards who don't believe him to prove otherwise. And they can't. So he'll be president until 2013 or 2017 and there's nothing morons like you can do about it.
 
2011-06-12 11:04:28 PM

Penman: Otherwise anyone could take control.


You forgot to use the word usurper
 
2011-06-12 11:09:02 PM

PC LOAD LETTER: These people are the typeface equivalent of the "engineers" who think 9/11 was a controlled demolition.


I don't understand why the people who accept the official explanations for 9/11 are the one who always bring it up and also bring up an alternate theory.

Something itching at the back of your brain perhaps?
 
2011-06-12 11:10:54 PM
My god.. I just have to come out and say it: These people are f*cking retards.

He's an expert in typefaces maybe, but apparently has never used an old typewriter.. (along with the fact that the online image is scanned).
 
2011-06-12 11:14:48 PM

monsatano: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: PC LOAD LETTER: These people are the typeface equivalent of the "engineers" who think 9/11 was a controlled demolition.

Building 7 certainly was.

0/10


You know the "#/10" thing is usually reserved for trolling attempts, right? And not people who may hold different opinions than you? Oh, that's right, this is Fark, where having a differing opinion is trolling! How could I forget.

10/10
 
2011-06-12 11:17:50 PM

machoprogrammer: Close2TheEdge: machoprogrammer: Woo, 50th greenlight.

Aw hell no. You are the one responsible for this crap? God, you suck.

This is my first WND submission (it was in my google news feed and I found it hilarious), and no, I am not a birther. Hence the "unlikely" tag and the making fun of the "expert".



WTF???

The ones that are biatching are eating it up!

"Oh that's stupid article about a stupid subject that no one should even be talking about. In fact, its' such a stupid subject that I think I'll join the thread and write fifty posts about what a stupid subject it is and tell everyone that they're stupid for talking about it."

LOL!
 
2011-06-12 11:21:54 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: monsatano: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: PC LOAD LETTER: These people are the typeface equivalent of the "engineers" who think 9/11 was a controlled demolition.

Building 7 certainly was.

0/10

You know the "#/10" thing is usually reserved for trolling attempts, right? And not people who may hold different opinions than you? Oh, that's right, this is Fark, where having a differing opinion is trolling! How could I forget.

10/10



Those three buildings.

The biggest coincidence in the history of coincidences.
 
2011-06-12 11:33:42 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: monsatano: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: PC LOAD LETTER: These people are the typeface equivalent of the "engineers" who think 9/11 was a controlled demolition.

Building 7 certainly was.

0/10

You know the "#/10" thing is usually reserved for trolling attempts, right? And not people who may hold different opinions than you? Oh, that's right, this is Fark, where having a differing opinion is trolling! How could I forget.

10/10


Opinions should be based on something other than drug-fueled paranoia and craziness. Why don't you give your winning buddy Charlie Sheen a call and you can talk about how the aliens in Roswell helped George Bush take the towers down?
 
2011-06-12 11:35:04 PM
Here's my question, what exactly has Obama done to deserve this much hatred and insistence on him not being Natural-Born? Last I checked we're not a Police-state, we're not being rounded up in the streets and shot, Republicans have not been declared illegal, there's no secret war crimes, nothing that he deserves to be kicked out of office and brought up on charges over. Yet they call him a dictator and a tyrant and mockingly call him The Chosen One, as though his supporters ever treated him like he was. What did he do besides be Black while President?
 
2011-06-12 11:38:00 PM

Deevra: what exactly has Obama done to deserve this much hatred and insistence on him not being Natural-Born


He's a democrat and he's black.

The latter is just something to attack him for being the former.

if he was white, it would be something else.
 
2011-06-12 11:49:09 PM

actualhuman: So, is it just me or would you have to have never seen anything produced by a typewriter to interpret those 'variations' as anything other then different degrees of ink saturation?


weave: As someone old enough to have used those blasted typewriters, I say it'd be impossible to make any two letters look exactly identical. You had letters on the end of a stalk that struck down against a ribbon with various amount of force, the ribbon's ink was never even, and the paper would even move about slightly as it was being hammered by the keys.


I had to learn to type on a manual typewriter, and anyone who bases an argument on an assumption that letters will be identical on the same sheet, in the same word, or even two letters right together is an absolute moron. On a manual typewriter, you could type "TTTTTTT" and come up with seven different looking T's. As a matter of fact, if the T's were identical it would be evidence of some kind of fraud. Autograph experts actually count on pressure points with a pen being different in order to authenticate an autograph, since a consistent line all the way through a signature is almost a sure sign of someone tracing it.
 
2011-06-12 11:53:43 PM

Penman: It is incumbent on the wanna-be President to provide documentation. Otherwise anyone could take control.


Really? Then Bush was an usurper because we never saw his "long form" BS?

Since it is incumbent on Bush to disprove my accusation that he was switched at birth.

/I'm sure you will apply this same standard from now on to Republican white guys.
 
2011-06-12 11:57:11 PM

Aldon: Really? Then Bush was an usurper because we never saw his "long form" BS?


He doesn't claim to be born in an area that wasn't even part of the US at the time.
 
2011-06-13 12:00:14 AM

Penman: He doesn't claim to be born in an area that wasn't even part of the US at the time


Skinnyhead is just as boring as you.
 
2011-06-13 12:11:03 AM

Rich Cream: I don't understand why the people who accept the official explanations for 9/11 are the one who always bring it up and also bring up an alternate theory.


Because it boggles our minds that there are people out there who think it was a giant conspiracy. In the same way it boggles my mind that people think we faked the moon landing.

/Interestingly, I believe the percentage of the population who believes each of those things is about the same: 23%
 
2011-06-13 12:13:10 AM

Penman: He doesn't claim to be born in an area that wasn't even part of the US at the time.


To whom are you referring? Obama's birth certificate shows him to be born in the state of Hawaii in 1961, (and he 'claims' the same). So it can't be Obama you are referring too, hmmmm curious.

So is that the standard? You have to claim to not be a natural born citizen in order to be questioned about your citizenship?

/let's see how much the goal posts will move.
 
2011-06-13 12:15:35 AM

Aldon: Penman: He doesn't claim to be born in an area that wasn't even part of the US at the time.

To whom are you referring? Obama's birth certificate shows him to be born in the state of Hawaii in 1961, (and he 'claims' the same). So it can't be Obama you are referring too, hmmmm curious.

So is that the standard? You have to claim to not be a natural born citizen in order to be questioned about your citizenship?

/let's see how much the goal posts will move.


Dude. It's Penman. His goalposts are on a conveyor belt.
 
2011-06-13 12:16:18 AM
I think we should carefully analyze all the Republican candidates' birth certificates too.

Oh, wait...
 
2011-06-13 12:16:54 AM

dave2198: You don't have to be a member of the press to file a FOIA request. I submitted one in high school. So why don't you send one in and find out everything you ever wanted to know? Difficulty: Your hoverround may not make it out to your mailbox.


FOIA does not apply to Congress. Difficulty: Actually reading and comprehending the law you cite is apparently too difficult for you. You fail.
 
2011-06-13 12:18:43 AM

Aldon: Penman: He doesn't claim to be born in an area that wasn't even part of the US at the time.

To whom are you referring? Obama's birth certificate shows him to be born in the state of Hawaii in 1961, (and he 'claims' the same). So it can't be Obama you are referring too, hmmmm curious.

So is that the standard? You have to claim to not be a natural born citizen in order to be questioned about your citizenship?

/let's see how much the goal posts will move.


Oh, Christ. Come on! He's trolling. Not even WND is claiming Hawaii wasn't a state in 1961.
 
2011-06-13 12:18:54 AM

Penman: Aldon: Really? Then Bush was an usurper because we never saw his "long form" BS?

He doesn't claim to be born in an area that wasn't even part of the US at the time.


Ruh?
 
2011-06-13 12:20:26 AM

eddiesocket: Not even WND is claiming Hawaii wasn't a state in 1961.


Yet.
 
2011-06-13 12:28:46 AM
Helpful hint: If it would be an arduous process to go through to create the different typefaces, it would also be arduous for a conspirator and document forger, not to mention that any document forger worth his salt wouldn't use materials which weren't supposed to exist when the document was supposed to have been written.

You can't have it both ways. They can't be cold, calculating, evil, and smart, AND be bumbling idiots.
 
2011-06-13 12:31:39 AM

Penman: Aldon: Really? Then Bush was an usurper because we never saw his "long form" BS?

He doesn't claim to be born in an area that wasn't even part of the US at the time.


Neither does Obama.

Hawaii became a state on August 21, 1959. Obama was born in Hawaii, on August 4th, 1961. Almost exactly two years AFTER statehood.

/It must suck to be so stupid that a Canadian knows more than you about American history/politics.
 
2011-06-13 12:37:51 AM

LavenderWolf: Helpful hint: If it would be an arduous process to go through to create the different typefaces, it would also be arduous for a conspirator and document forger, not to mention that any document forger worth his salt wouldn't use materials which weren't supposed to exist when the document was supposed to have been written.

You can't have it both ways. They can't be cold, calculating, evil, and smart, AND be bumbling idiots.


Unless they're ARROGANT.
 
2011-06-13 12:40:46 AM
So what I don't understand is why this "expert" was unable to show other Hawaiian birth certificates from that time period as further evidence of his claims.

If President Obama's certificate has all of these typeface inconsistencies then surely other birth certificates from that era can be shown that do not have those inconsistencies... correct?
 
2011-06-13 12:50:43 AM

BroadbandGremlin: So what I don't understand is why this "expert" was unable to show other Hawaiian birth certificates from that time period as further evidence of his claims.

If President Obama's certificate has all of these typeface inconsistencies then surely other birth certificates from that era can be shown that do not have those inconsistencies... correct?


Wait. You've posted heavily in favor of birther bullshiat in the past. Switching sides in the hopes of gaining credibility?
 
2011-06-13 12:54:08 AM

Satanic_Hamster: BroadbandGremlin: So what I don't understand is why this "expert" was unable to show other Hawaiian birth certificates from that time period as further evidence of his claims.

If President Obama's certificate has all of these typeface inconsistencies then surely other birth certificates from that era can be shown that do not have those inconsistencies... correct?

Wait. You've posted heavily in favor of birther bullshiat in the past. Switching sides in the hopes of gaining credibility?


In the past I posted in favor of President Obama releasing his birth certificate. Now that he has done that it would take substantial evidence for me to believe that he is not a natural born citizen.

If you Google my past posts you'll see that I always assumed he was a U.S. citizen but I found it strange that he had not released the live birth certificate. Apparently Trump was the catalyst necessary to make that happen. One of the few good things the man's political presence did for politics.
 
2011-06-13 01:00:26 AM

BroadbandGremlin: I found it strange that he had not released the live birth certificate


He released his birth certificate in 2008. The only thing I find strange is that he ever had to, much less release another form of it 3 years later.
 
2011-06-13 01:04:58 AM

eddiesocket: Aldon: Penman: He doesn't claim to be born in an area that wasn't even part of the US at the time.

To whom are you referring? Obama's birth certificate shows him to be born in the state of Hawaii in 1961, (and he 'claims' the same). So it can't be Obama you are referring too, hmmmm curious.

So is that the standard? You have to claim to not be a natural born citizen in order to be questioned about your citizenship?

/let's see how much the goal posts will move.

Oh, Christ. Come on! He's trolling. Not even WND is claiming Hawaii wasn't a state in 1961.



Yeah, it was like the 57th State admitted to the union, right?


LavenderWolf: Helpful hint: If it would be an arduous process to go through to create the different typefaces, it would also be arduous for a conspirator and document forger, not to mention that any document forger worth his salt wouldn't use materials which weren't supposed to exist when the document was supposed to have been written.

You can't have it both ways. They can't be cold, calculating, evil, and smart, AND be bumbling idiots.



Worked for the Nazis. Amirite?
 
2011-06-13 01:19:05 AM

Farker T: eddiesocket: Aldon: Penman: He doesn't claim to be born in an area that wasn't even part of the US at the time.

To whom are you referring? Obama's birth certificate shows him to be born in the state of Hawaii in 1961, (and he 'claims' the same). So it can't be Obama you are referring too, hmmmm curious.

So is that the standard? You have to claim to not be a natural born citizen in order to be questioned about your citizenship?

/let's see how much the goal posts will move.

Oh, Christ. Come on! He's trolling. Not even WND is claiming Hawaii wasn't a state in 1961.


Yeah, it was like the 57th State admitted to the union, right?


LavenderWolf: Helpful hint: If it would be an arduous process to go through to create the different typefaces, it would also be arduous for a conspirator and document forger, not to mention that any document forger worth his salt wouldn't use materials which weren't supposed to exist when the document was supposed to have been written.

You can't have it both ways. They can't be cold, calculating, evil, and smart, AND be bumbling idiots.


Worked for the Nazis. Amirite?


They weren't bumbling idiots, though. The Nazi regime was full of brilliant minds and some of the best soldiers of the time. The only bumbling idiocy was Hitler's micromanagement and his entry into Russia. If Hitler didn't micromanage his defenses like he did, and if he didn't piss on a sleeping bear like he did, we would be having this conversation in German. Say what you will about the actions, and their motivations, it's still mind-bogglingly impressive that they did things on such a scale and with such gusto and innovation.
 
2011-06-13 01:28:51 AM

whidbey: machoprogrammer: Woo, 50th greenlight.

You really want a cockpunch that bad, don't you?


Really...shouldn't that shiat result in a Boobies? It's way more annoying than Boobies.
 
2011-06-13 01:30:52 AM
LOL....filter pwned, even using l33+. I has a sad.

/sad
 
2011-06-13 01:35:45 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: monsatano: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: PC LOAD LETTER: These people are the typeface equivalent of the "engineers" who think 9/11 was a controlled demolition.

Building 7 certainly was.

0/10

You know the "#/10" thing is usually reserved for trolling attempts, right? And not people who may hold different opinions than you? Oh, that's right, this is Fark, where having a differing opinion is trolling! How could I forget.

10/10


It's not a matter of opinion.
 
2011-06-13 01:45:08 AM

LavenderWolf: Farker T: eddiesocket: Aldon: Penman: He doesn't claim to be born in an area that wasn't even part of the US at the time.

To whom are you referring? Obama's birth certificate shows him to be born in the state of Hawaii in 1961, (and he 'claims' the same). So it can't be Obama you are referring too, hmmmm curious.

So is that the standard? You have to claim to not be a natural born citizen in order to be questioned about your citizenship?

/let's see how much the goal posts will move.

Oh, Christ. Come on! He's trolling. Not even WND is claiming Hawaii wasn't a state in 1961.


Yeah, it was like the 57th State admitted to the union, right?


LavenderWolf: Helpful hint: If it would be an arduous process to go through to create the different typefaces, it would also be arduous for a conspirator and document forger, not to mention that any document forger worth his salt wouldn't use materials which weren't supposed to exist when the document was supposed to have been written.

You can't have it both ways. They can't be cold, calculating, evil, and smart, AND be bumbling idiots.


Worked for the Nazis. Amirite?

They weren't bumbling idiots, though. The Nazi regime was full of brilliant minds and some of the best soldiers of the time. The only bumbling idiocy was Hitler's micromanagement and his entry into Russia. If Hitler didn't micromanage his defenses like he did, and if he didn't piss on a sleeping bear like he did, we would be having this conversation in German. Say what you will about the actions, and their motivations, it's still mind-bogglingly impressive that they did things on such a scale and with such gusto and innovation.


Some people's only exposure to the history of WW2 is seeing reruns of Hogan's Heroes on late night tv. So of course they think all nazis were bumbling fools.
 
2011-06-13 02:34:47 AM
Not to sound like *them* but--

Why do I have to show my birth certificate to prove my residency, to get a passport, to apply for federal or state benefits, etc...

...and some wealthy politician prick can simply waltz into one of the highest offices in the world without producing documentation of his origin? Why is the demand for such on us and not him? I suppose some really are "more equal" then others, eh?

Now, I'm not one those people demanding proof of his eligibility to be commander-in-chief, but it is absolute hypocritical bull shiat in this regard.
 
2011-06-13 02:36:43 AM

This poster says: Not to sound like *them* but--

Why do I have to show my birth certificate to prove my residency, to get a passport, to apply for federal or state benefits, etc...

...and some wealthy politician prick can simply waltz into one of the highest offices in the world without producing documentation of his origin? Why is the demand for such on us and not him? I suppose some really are "more equal" then others, eh?

Now, I'm not one those people demanding proof of his eligibility to be commander-in-chief, but it is absolute hypocritical bull shiat in this regard.


He proved it, moron. Damn. Move on.
 
2011-06-13 02:38:56 AM

Satanic_Hamster: Wait. You've posted heavily in favor of birther bullshiat in the past. Switching sides in the hopes of gaining credibility?


He's a troll; he's going to take any position from which he can piss people off (though based on his frequent changes position mid-thread, I'm pretty sure he's "Phil").
 
2011-06-13 02:46:44 AM

This poster says: Not to sound like *them* but--

Why do I have to show my birth certificate to prove my residency, to get a passport, to apply for federal or state benefits, etc...

...and some wealthy politician prick can simply waltz into one of the highest offices in the world without producing documentation of his origin? Why is the demand for such on us and not him? I suppose some really are "more equal" then others, eh?

Now, I'm not one those people demanding proof of his eligibility to be commander-in-chief, but it is absolute hypocritical bull shiat in this regard.


He did produce documentation... just not to you. Just like when I apply for a passport, I produce documentation... just not to you.
 
2011-06-13 03:02:19 AM

This poster says: ...and some wealthy politician prick can simply waltz into one of the highest offices in the world without producing documentation of his origin? Why is the demand for such on us and not him? I suppose some really are "more equal" then others, eh?


Not sure what the hell you're talking about. To get on the ballots for the Presidential election, he would have proved to the State Secretaries of State that he was eligible by sending them certified copies of his birth certificate. He made another copy available to the press (the copy which can be seen at Factcheck.org) once questions were raised about where he was born.

He satisfied all legal requirements. He satisfied the press. It's only the 23% percenters like yourself who weren't satisfied.
 
2011-06-13 03:11:51 AM
Not to sound like *them* but--

...waltz into one of the highest offices in the world without producing documentation of his origin?


YOU DO SOUND LIKE *THEM*!!


This poster says *plonk*, you disingenuous hypocrite.
 
2011-06-13 04:24:40 AM

Dwight_Yeast: Born to Die: Building 7 is still very much standing.

*clap clap clap*

Betcha not too many people here get that, even with the picture.


lol

+1
 
2011-06-13 04:49:01 AM

Farker T: Yeah, it was like the 57th State admitted to the union, right?


I love the "57 states" thing.

Obama misspoke once, saying 57 states instead of 57 primaries, and the right thinks that equivocates to Bush's constant idiotic blunders. Such wishful thinking on their part.
 
2011-06-13 05:27:37 AM

I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: namatad: better yet, if obama's being born overseas excluded him from being a "natural born" citizen but still be a us citizen (which is even more batshiat, but go with me), then mccain's being born in panama excludes him from being a "natural born" citizen also.

therefore, neither men were eligble for election, bwhahahahahahahaha

/god I love birfer tards

Overseas military bases are considered to be on U.S. soil, einstein.


*BZZZZT!!* Wrong! Only embassies and consulates are considered "American Soil". Military bases are leased from the countries they are located in.
 
2011-06-13 06:41:46 AM

farkityfarker: Obama misspoke once, saying 57 states instead of 57 primaries, and the right thinks that equivocates to Bush's constant idiotic blunders. Such wishful thinking on their part.


Actually he had said he had traveled to 57 states... Republicans were just willfully ignoring the fact that you can visit states more than once.
 
2011-06-13 07:02:52 AM

JohnnyC: farkityfarker: Obama misspoke once, saying 57 states instead of 57 primaries, and the right thinks that equivocates to Bush's constant idiotic blunders. Such wishful thinking on their part.

Actually he had said he had traveled to 57 states... Republicans were just willfully ignoring the fact that you can visit states more than once.


Actually he said 57 states, but meant 47, because he was talking about the states he visited and there were some he wasn't visiting, and said so in words. That's a far cry from, say, thinking that Paul Revere was warning the British.
 
2011-06-13 07:35:15 AM
I guess I'm going to have to drag this out again!

www.rense.com

Farking morons.
 
2011-06-13 09:12:23 AM
It's obvious. Fartbongo used a Morpeth Jetsan avatar to travel back to 1960s Hawaii from his home in New New Nairobi, capital of the Great and Glorious Kenyan Republic, using his time machine.

www.strangecosmos.com

By the way, this seems appropriate...

www.smbc-comics.com
 
2011-06-13 09:13:07 AM

LavenderWolf: They weren't bumbling idiots, though. The Nazi regime was full of brilliant minds and some of the best soldiers of the time. The only bumbling idiocy was Hitler's micromanagement and his entry into Russia. If Hitler didn't micromanage his defenses like he did, and if he didn't piss on a sleeping bear like he did, we would be having this conversation in German. Say what you will about the actions, and their motivations, it's still mind-bogglingly impressive that they did things on such a scale and with such gusto and innovation.


The Nazis weren't particularly organized or brilliant. The German people certainly were, but the Nazi party command actually worked against itself most of the time.
 
2011-06-13 09:14:00 AM

JohnnyC: farkityfarker: Obama misspoke once, saying 57 states instead of 57 primaries, and the right thinks that equivocates to Bush's constant idiotic blunders. Such wishful thinking on their part.

Actually he had said he had traveled to 57 states... Republicans were just willfully ignoring the fact that you can visit states more than once.


Actually, what he said was that he had traveled to "fifty......seven states with one more." He had, in fact, traveled to FORTY seven states with one more to go in the continental US. So, he went to say "fifty states" realized that he had only traveled to all but one of the continental states and went to change it but missed changing the fifty to forty.

See: http://snopes.com/politics/obama/57states.asp
 
2011-06-13 09:16:48 AM

Somacandra: Apparently some "investigator" got ahold of the President's SSN and ran some sort of "check" demonstrating that Harrison J. Bounel (who apparently has the "same number") lived at the same address 3 years later than President Soetero did. Therefore they are the same person. Furthermore, as you can plainly see, Bounel's gender is marked as "U," meaning "Universal"--so the President is actually a hermaphrodite disguised as male, which explains his "metrosexuality," as well as his secret origins from the mythic state of "Connecticut," a euphemism coded in H.P. Blavatsky's "Isis Unveiled" as being one of several monikers for the lost continent of Atlantis.


So Lady Gaga is the president?
 
2011-06-13 09:29:43 AM
I never once cared about Obama's birth, but what if this guy's analysis is right? If he put in 50 years in the field he probably has a resume that supports his expertise. Are any of us experts with comparable skill who are in a position to contradict his analysis?

Not that I am a birther.

I'm just saying.
 
2011-06-13 09:31:11 AM

PC LOAD LETTER: Actually he said 57 states, but meant 47, because he was talking about the states he visited and there were some he wasn't visiting, and said so in words. That's a far cry from, say, thinking that Paul Revere was warning the British.


Have you noticed how the [f]right[ened] wing use one example, repeatedly, to counter what people can say about them on multiple issues?

The mysterious financer of 'radical madrassas' and the 'Ground Zero mosque' is the second-largest shareholder in Fox News? Bill Ayers blew up a statue in Chicago in 1969 and Obama met him, possibly twice!

Mark D. Siljander (R-Mich.) was convicted of obstruction of justice and acting as an unregistered foreign agent related to his work for an Islamic charity with ties to international terrorism? Bill Ayers blew up a statue in Chicago in 1969 and Obama met him, possibly twice!

The Fellowship Foundation, also known as "The Family", figured prominently in both Gov. Mark Sanford's and Sen. John Ensign's scandals? Bill Ayers blew up a statue in Chicago in 1969 and Obama met him, possibly twice!

Republican-oriented lobbying firm, Barbour, Griffith & Rogers (BGR), worked on behalf of Qatar, as well as Al-Jazeera, and yes the "Barbour" in BGR is Mississippi Governor Haley Barbour? Bill Ayers blew up a statue in Chicago in 1969 and Obama met him, possibly twice!

Peter King, the Republican who seized the national spotlight with a hearing on the radicalization of American Muslims, was a fervent supporter of the Irish Republican Army terrorist group responsible for killing civilians? Bill Ayers blew up a statue in Chicago in 1969 and Obama met him, possibly twice!

/Real ties of real adult Republican politicians to terrorist groups with real blood on their hands == the other guy met someone that blew up a statue when that other guy was 8 years old? This is what Freepers actually believe.
 
2011-06-13 09:35:56 AM

xkillyourfacex: I never once cared about Obama's birth, but what if this guy's analysis is right? If he put in 50 years in the field he probably has a resume that supports his expertise. Are any of us experts with comparable skill who are in a position to contradict his analysis?

Not that I am a birther.

I'm just saying.


What if his analysis was done with the assistance of a unicorn? If a unicorn was used in this, and the guy has fifty years experience in the field so he'd know if the unicorn's input was also worthy, it would shatter the studies of equine evolution going all the way back to the Hyracotherium some 55 million years ago. Who are we to doubt in the existance of unicorns.

Not that I'm a concern troll.

I'm just saying.
 
2011-06-13 10:38:01 AM

namatad: actualhuman: So, is it just me or would you have to have never seen anything produced by a typewriter to interpret those 'variations' as anything other then different degrees of ink saturation?

forget that the ribbon might have crap (bits of paper and crud) on it from having been reversed and used multiple times? (does ANYONE else remember doing this?)

that being said, the capital "A"s having different angles is a different story ..

CLEARLY this guy is a democratic PLANT to cause problems for the Teahadists and GOPtards so that they will lose the election to king obama the 3rd


I also notice a distinct lack of a copy of a similar document from the same time, evaluated in the same way. The guy should have no trouble proving that EVERY birth certificate from Hawaii from 1959 through 1963 is a forgery.
 
2011-06-13 10:41:41 AM
It's at least plausible, and I'd say likely, that the hospital would pre-fill fields that weren't going to change.

Since it's a typed document, they must be suggesting that it was typed on a few dozen different typewriters, when it would be far simpler to get ahold of an old selectric and type it all on the same one. Building a photoshopped composite would be utterly obvious, since a modern printer doesn't etch the paper the same way as a typewriter. Anyone with a slight degree of competency would notice on inspecting the physical document.
 
2011-06-13 11:26:09 AM
It would be easy enough to prove by checking someone else's Hawaii colb and seeing if it has the same problems. Now that we know the things do exist and any Hawaiian can get their original, just find another Hawaiian born in 61 and you'll have your answer.
 
2011-06-13 11:28:39 AM

Noam Chimpsky: It would be easy enough to prove by checking someone else's Hawaii colb and seeing if it has the same problems. Now that we know the things do exist and any Hawaiian can get their original, just find another Hawaiian born in 61 and you'll have your answer.


How about that lady's certificate they kept showing when they were going on about the numbers?
 
2011-06-13 11:37:33 AM

Epicedion: It's at least plausible, and I'd say likely, that the hospital would pre-fill fields that weren't going to change.

Since it's a typed document, they must be suggesting that it was typed on a few dozen different typewriters, when it would be far simpler to get ahold of an old selectric and type it all on the same one. Building a photoshopped composite would be utterly obvious, since a modern printer doesn't etch the paper the same way as a typewriter. Anyone with a slight degree of competency would notice on inspecting the physical document.


The whole issue is stupid anyways and any one who takes it seriously, is mentally deficient. I arguably an idiot myself just for posting here.
 
2011-06-13 11:41:07 AM
Farker T comments on 9/11 and doesn't blame the Mossad?

I am disappoint.
 
2011-06-13 11:48:51 AM
That "special one-day offer" is still available - just like last week!

SPECIAL ONE-DAY OFFER: GET "WHERE'S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE" FOR ONLY $4.95! OFFER ENDS TONIGHT AT 10 P.M. AND IS VALID IN THE U.S. ONLY.

And yes, it still automatically bills you for a magazine subscription if you don't cancel, which is bad enough with a normal subscription price, let alone a $40 one.

Important: For this very special $4.95 offer, you will receive "Where's the Birth Certificate" as well as three free issues of Whistleblower magazine. Also included with your free issues will be a renewal notice for a one-year Whistleblower subscription. If you wish to renew, do nothing, and your credit or debit card will be charged the discounted annual renewal rate of only $39.95. (There's no risk, because at any time you can cancel your subscription for a full refund on the unused portion.) If you don't want to renew, simply cancel by calling 1-800-4WNDCOM (800-496-3266) or by emailing c­anceltri­a­l­-W­B[nospam-﹫-backwards]dn­w*com before the charge date printed on the renewal card you'll receive. Either way, the book and the 3 free issues are yours to keep. (Only one copy of "Where's the Birth Certificate" at this price per household. Offer good with credit card purchase only, and only in the U.S.)

Pretty good idea - their target audience is full of people who will forget to cancel or aren't very good with that electronic interweb.

A couple of magazine reviews from their subscription page:

Name: CHARLES HAMILTON
Review Date: 1/3/2011 2:47 pm
Customer Rating: 5

light grey on white??? plese increse contrast!!!!
Not sure why I am still receiving two subscriptions but the Soros issue is fantastic. Keep it coming but PLEASE, do away with non primary colors for text!!! The Santa Fe pallette is just not legible to most of your base who are in their 60s or older...

Name: William Beckman
Review Date: 12/24/2010 9:00 am
Customer Rating: 5

Review
I must apologize since as on old-timer with 'challenged' eyesight, I could not read the light blue font on white page. I'm sure it was as excellent as I have found your Whisleblower magazine, but I just couldn't read it. The issue on Soros is beyond being excellent! It provides a picture of a Hitler with a bank book, instead of a pistol.

Perhaps someone will have to decide whether the layout should be pretty or readable?
 
2011-06-13 12:03:33 PM
The president is still black, I see. That must be tough for the "conservatives".
 
2011-06-13 01:02:20 PM
hellkid5.webs.com
 
2011-06-13 01:13:55 PM

rufus-t-firefly: Pretty good idea - their target audience is full of people who will forget to cancel or aren't very good with that electronic interweb.

A couple of magazine reviews from their subscription page:


Huh. Almost like they're afraid of writing in black for some reason.
 
2011-06-13 01:56:50 PM
So the Birthers are still bigots. What a shock.
 
2011-06-13 03:13:33 PM

This poster says: Not to sound like *them* but--


hahahahahahahaha
 
2011-06-13 06:49:54 PM

Kittypie070: Not to sound like *them* but--

...waltz into one of the highest offices in the world without producing documentation of his origin?

YOU DO SOUND LIKE *THEM*!!


eddiesocket: This poster

This poster says *plonk*, you disingenuous hypocrite.


serve.mysmiley.net

Tough guys throwing around insults over the internet.
 
2011-06-14 01:39:45 PM

ultraholland: Sans negro is their favorite font.


awesome
 
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