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(WLKY)   Man without limbs declares intent to swim across bay. Buoy, that's something   (wlky.com) divider line 48
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2011-06-12 01:13:03 AM
Well, he's gotta find some way to get his kicks, right?
 
2011-06-12 01:15:12 AM
I'll call him Bob.
 
2011-06-12 01:17:12 AM

2wolves: I'll call him Bob.


He plans to Skip across the bay
 
2011-06-12 01:20:34 AM

2wolves: I'll call him Bob.


He may turn out to be a Rock
 
2011-06-12 01:26:50 AM
At this point in his life I'm sure he's gotten used to just going with the flow.
 
2011-06-12 01:49:46 AM
Sometimes you just have to go with the flow.
 
2011-06-12 01:53:02 AM
t2.gstatic.com
 
2011-06-12 02:05:15 AM
Clever dick.
 
2011-06-12 07:56:58 AM
You could always hang him on the wall and call him Art.
 
2011-06-12 10:32:52 AM
Man, his ears are going to be tired
 
2011-06-12 01:04:10 PM
A man with no arms and no legs meets a compassionate woman. He says, "I've never been to the beach, will you take me there?"

So she does and when they get there he says, "I've never gotten a hug from a woman." So she gives him a hug. He says, "I've never been kissed." So she kisses him. "I've never been farked." So she picks him up and throws him in the water and says, "Now you're farked."
 
2011-06-12 01:29:29 PM

2wolves: I'll call him Bob.


I met him last week in the hot tub. Said his name was Stu.
 
2011-06-12 01:29:47 PM

IamKaiserSoze!!!: You could always hang him on the wall and call him Art.


Or put him on the floor and call him Matt.
 
2011-06-12 01:32:23 PM
His ex says he's just a snake...
 
2011-06-12 01:32:46 PM
When he washes ashore, I'll call him Sandy.
 
2011-06-12 01:33:35 PM
He plays second base.
 
2011-06-12 01:34:19 PM
Intent? Well I intend to be a billionaire. Doesn't mean its gonna happen.

/in fact, I'd say the odds are about as high as this guy "swimming" unassisted in any regard
 
2011-06-12 01:34:48 PM

give me doughnuts: He plays second base.


What?
 
2011-06-12 01:35:54 PM
I lol'd subby
 
2011-06-12 01:36:33 PM
Have you met his girlfriend with no arms and one leg? Eileen?
 
2011-06-12 01:37:12 PM

Dabble: Have you met his girlfriend with no arms and one leg? Eileen?


And her brother with no legs, Neil.
 
2011-06-12 01:37:25 PM
As he floated by he said, "Help !!! Drop me a line!!!" So, I wrote him.
 
2011-06-12 01:38:44 PM
A brunette,a redhead,and a blonde competed in breast-stroking across the bay.
Oh.......... you have heard it. Oh well.
 
2011-06-12 01:40:48 PM

Dabble: Have you met his girlfriend with no arms and one leg? Eileen?


Sorry, my mistake. She's Chinese and her name is Irene.
 
2011-06-12 01:42:56 PM
I love his "look ma no hands" license plate at 0:54. Also the bad grammar, filming of a screensaver, and the incoherently blathering non-nugget guy with nearly identical baldness and beard.
 
2011-06-12 01:45:56 PM

2wolves: I'll call him Bob.



Thanks for that.
 
2011-06-12 02:05:53 PM
He's going to have to blow really hard.
 
2011-06-12 02:08:27 PM
He and I grew up together. When we played hide and seek in the fall, we called him Rustle.
 
2011-06-12 02:18:03 PM
Hope he's successful in scratching that itch.
 
2011-06-12 02:20:40 PM
All these jokes, wow some real insensitivity on display.

Speaking of display, Find the guy a buddy with the same condition, hang 'em by the window and call them "Curt 'n Rod."
 
2011-06-12 02:35:30 PM
He can help with yard work, you know helping keep the leaves in place by sitting on them. We'll call him Russell, By the next summer, he'll be be Pete.
 
2011-06-12 02:43:17 PM

WelldeadLink: He's going to have to blow really hard.


Beans. Jet powered.
 
2011-06-12 02:45:26 PM
I heard he already has a sponsor:
woumpah.com
 
2011-06-12 02:58:51 PM
A guy like that fell into the meat grinder at the butcher shop.

Name was Chuck.

Another one got left out in the rain.

Rusty.
 
2011-06-12 03:00:42 PM
he can make it on his own!
 
2011-06-12 03:19:04 PM
IamKaiserSoze!!!

You could always hang him on the wall and call him Art.

Or leave him on the front porch and call him Mat.
 
2011-06-12 03:31:44 PM

OnlyM3: IamKaiserSoze!!!

You could always hang him on the wall and call him Art.

Or leave him on the front porch and call him Mat.


Or put him in the mailbox and call him Bill
 
2011-06-12 03:47:22 PM

sandbar67: OnlyM3: IamKaiserSoze!!!

You could always hang him on the wall and call him Art.

Or leave him on the front porch and call him Mat.

Or put him in the mailbox and call him Bill


Put him in a hole and call him Phil.
 
2011-06-12 04:50:30 PM
If you tied him to a waterski instead, you'd call him Skip.
 
2011-06-12 06:37:18 PM
I was there. (Farker finished? I got pulled out of the water early due to storms. Better man than me.)

Yes, he's heard the "bob" joke. He tells it himself.
 
2011-06-12 06:59:12 PM
www.wired.com

So what, this guy conquered a galaxy with no limbs (had robotic ones though).
 
2011-06-12 07:05:13 PM

jaylectricity: A man with no arms and no legs meets a compassionate woman. He says, "I've never been to the beach, will you take me there?"

So she does and when they get there he says, "I've never gotten a hug from a woman." So she gives him a hug. He says, "I've never been kissed." So she kisses him. "I've never been farked." So she picks him up and throws him in the water and says, "Now you're farked."


Came here to tell this joke, but you told it wrong before I could get here.

/Supposed to be a Marine Corps joke.
//First two guys are Army & Navy.
 
2011-06-12 07:37:58 PM
Has a legless mexican g/f, Consuelo.
 
2011-06-12 07:51:49 PM

Cerpin Taxt: You could always hang him on the wall and call him Art.

Or leave him on the front porch and call him Mat.

Or put him in the mailbox and call him Bill

Put him in a hole and call him Phil.


Put him in a pile of leaves and call him Russell.
 
2011-06-12 07:54:56 PM
Hope he stays clear of prison.

/think about it...
 
2011-06-12 11:10:47 PM

2wolves: I'll call him Bob.


Through in two!
 
2011-06-12 11:28:00 PM
I'd give an arm and a leg to see that.
 
2011-06-13 01:47:09 AM
What a cleverdick.
 
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