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(Daily Mail)   The sexy photo shoot of the German Soccer team for the Womens World Cup (like in a steam room). You know stuff like this might get more Americans interested in soccer (slightly not safe for work)   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Football in Germany, World Cup, German Playboy, teamworks, photo shoot, first team, Lil Wayne, Wolfsburg  
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2011-06-12 02:00:27 AM  
I'd use my hands on them but I'm not a goalie.
2011-06-12 02:21:17 AM  
I'd make a blinding run down their wing before dribbling into their box.
2011-06-12 02:51:29 AM  
I'd soccer term their vaginas and/or breasts.
2011-06-12 03:32:46 AM  
I would not flop.
2011-06-12 03:36:46 AM  
"Slightly" subby?
2011-06-12 03:51:40 AM  
I'd run it straight up the middle and finish with authority...
2011-06-12 03:59:30 AM  
I'd give a head'er
2011-06-12 04:06:41 AM  
I would be heard yelling "GOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!" all night long
2011-06-12 04:11:43 AM  
ich wuerde es wie die boese faust gottes schlagen.
2011-06-12 04:17:49 AM  
I'd use a penalty kick and plow through her goalposts

2011-06-12 04:27:21 AM  
How are they so much hotter than our women's national team? Wow.
2011-06-12 04:29:29 AM  
I'd hit it and still not give a damn about women's soccer.
2011-06-12 05:10:39 AM  
At least this is a considerable improvement over East German female athletes not named Katarina Witt.
2011-06-12 05:27:46 AM  
2011-06-12 05:43:38 AM  
Indeed, this is a subject I'd love to get behind...

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2011-06-12 06:00:25 AM  
These Germans could conquer my Poland any time.
2011-06-12 06:21:54 AM  
How do they feel about the offside rule?
2011-06-12 07:01:15 AM  

RabidDog: How do they feel about the offside rule?

I'd turn this into a hockey thread about getting the puck into the neutral zone, but I'm going to just stop now and imagine burying the ball in the back of the net. Repeatedly.
2011-06-12 07:15:38 AM  
I'd writhe about enthusiastically on their pitches in mock agony for the full 90 only to lose it in penalty time on a header that eventually leads to an own goal. Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!
2011-06-12 08:11:25 AM  
I'd flail for that!
2011-06-12 08:12:36 AM  
I'm going to masturbate to this thread when I get home. Also soccer-something.
2011-06-12 08:36:26 AM  
2011-06-12 08:47:38 AM  
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
2011-06-12 08:49:04 AM  

fatheifer: How are they so much hotter than our women's national team? Wow.

Pfah. Hope solo and heather mitts? Yes please.
2011-06-12 09:14:00 AM  
Deutschland, Deutschland, uuuuuuber alles...

ZAZ [TotalFark]
2011-06-12 09:34:18 AM  
I'd dive into the grass.
2011-06-12 09:37:14 AM  
ah, more hypocritical prurience from the league of decency...

/also, faptastic, etc.
2011-06-12 10:42:43 AM
your welcome
2011-06-12 10:49:06 AM  
Useless without lederhosen
2011-06-12 10:55:21 AM  
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/first thing I thought of
2011-06-12 11:12:54 AM  
Now I've got a bulge in the ol' onion bag
2011-06-12 11:43:07 AM  
Verplunken mein wanger und funfty-funf fappen fappen!
2011-06-12 12:00:50 PM  
America will never be interested in soccer unless they become the dominant force on the world stage.
As long as the United States remains a minor player, soccer will be continue to be considered a game for those "fancy frenchmen", and not a "real" sport (e.g. one that the United States dominates).

If the United States ever becomes a powerhouse, every Clem, Cletus, and Bubba will talk about how great a game soccer is.
2011-06-12 12:13:48 PM  

Candygram for Mongo: I'd use my hands on them but I'm not a goalie.

Other players can use other parts to score.
2011-06-12 12:17:19 PM  
I only see five of them. Where's the rest of the team?
2011-06-12 12:20:38 PM  
2011-06-12 12:39:45 PM  

brewssuds: I only see five of them. Where's the rest of the team?

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2011-06-12 01:06:42 PM  

your welcome

2011-06-12 01:24:44 PM  
2011-06-12 01:26:12 PM  
I'll be in my Koje.
2011-06-12 01:42:57 PM  
If you haven't read TFA, you should.
2011-06-12 01:44:19 PM  

Cajnik: If you haven't read TFA, you should.

And by read, I mean open for da ladies
2011-06-12 03:22:43 PM  
If anyone is still paying attention, this is the real video link you want to click on. (NSFW) (new window)
2011-06-12 03:47:17 PM  

dominick: Now I've got a bulge in the ol' onion bag

DAMMIT! Read almost the whole thread thinking "HAHA ONION BAG JOKE STILL IN PLAY!!"

Then I found your post, you magnificent bastard.
2011-06-12 04:06:02 PM  
Hot soccer player thread? I'll start

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2011-06-12 04:06:10 PM  
Is there a Julia Simic fan club and where can I sign up?
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2011-06-12 04:59:52 PM  
2011-06-12 05:13:07 PM  
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2011-06-12 05:24:20 PM  

ultimateklay: If anyone is still paying attention, this is the real video link you want to click on. (NSFW) (new window)

you're right - that's one badass looking stove.
2011-06-12 06:05:26 PM  
something something little hitler
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