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(Chicago Breaking News)   As if it weren't bad enough that Dwayne Wade caught a phantom finger in the eye at the end of Game 2, and a debilitating hip bruise that suddenly disappeared in Game 5, he now seems to have caught Dirk's cough   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 28
    More: Asinine, The End of the Game, Dirk Nowitzki, LeBron James, shootaround, triple-doubles, Grown Men, Dwyane Wade, coughs  
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2011-06-10 12:24:16 PM  
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2011-06-10 12:51:43 PM  
If he's going to act like that, DWade should just change his name to DBag and be done with it.

Lebrongo is the biggest tissue tiger in the league. Oh, he's under such pressure!

Steve Kerr even said James is under more pressure right now than any athlete in the history of sports.

Jackie Robinson? Roger Maris? Soccer players playing for Iraq under Saddam?
 
2011-06-10 12:52:33 PM  
Come on, Mavs. Go on and fark them up good in Game Six.

/Thugball after all
 
2011-06-10 01:24:21 PM  
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2011-06-10 03:02:39 PM  
What a pair of douches. Dirk gon' be pissed. And you don't want to see what happens when a German gets pissed.
 
2011-06-10 03:08:06 PM  

robsul82: What a pair of douches. Dirk gon' be pissed. And you don't want to see what happens when a German gets pissed.


You know who else was German and got pissed?
 
2011-06-10 03:10:59 PM  

SithLord: robsul82: What a pair of douches. Dirk gon' be pissed. And you don't want to see what happens when a German gets pissed.

You know who else was German and got pissed?


Not to mention Dirk's omnipresent shooting coach looks old enough to have actually been there the last time said German got pissed.
 
2011-06-10 03:14:29 PM  
symptoms include choking and wild flops.
 
2011-06-10 03:15:34 PM  

robsul82: SithLord: robsul82: What a pair of douches. Dirk gon' be pissed. And you don't want to see what happens when a German gets pissed.

You know who else was German and got pissed?

Not to mention Dirk's omnipresent shooting coach looks old enough to have actually been there the last time said German got pissed.


Dirk's probably his Apt Pupil.
 
2011-06-10 03:20:37 PM  

SithLord: You know who else was German and got pissed?


Yeah. It was a weird move by GW, but I thought Angela Merkel totally overreacted.
 
2011-06-10 03:21:00 PM  

SithLord: Dirk's probably his Apt Pupil.


+eleventy

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Obersturmbannführer Dussander sees what you did there.

/perfect thing for Dirk to do after a Game 6 victory, everyone's gathered on the podium, Stern's waiting with the Finals MVP trophy, and suddenly Dirk's up in the unused visiting owner's box with a sniper rifle
 
2011-06-10 03:21:04 PM  
They've gone full professional wrestling heal.

Seriously, a guy self nicknames himself The King, tattoos "Chosen One" on his back, calls himself a "Global Icon", holds a fake dog and pony show press conference about where he's taking his talents, openly mocks the injuries and hardships of others, and then loses to the "face" every title match ..typically in embarassing fashion.

He has to be managed by Bobby The Brain Heenan.
 
2011-06-10 03:22:01 PM  

InmanRoshi: and then loses to the "face" every title match ..typically in embarassing fashion.


Sounds like CM Punk's current "push"...straight out the door.
 
2011-06-10 03:27:43 PM  

robsul82: What a pair of douches. Dirk gon' be pissed. And you don't want to see what happens when a German gets pissed.


Dirty Dirk is going to take them down like a Cinnamon Roll.

Take Dat Wit Chew
 
2011-06-10 03:40:36 PM  
I teach at a school where parents think the more kids they have, the better chance one of them will turn out to be LeBron. And just like LeBron's mom, these women are addicted to crack, and will sleep with whoever to get their fix. The problem? Everything. Most crack babies do not turn out to be a freak of nature. Most of them fall through the cracks (no pun intended) and they end up being like mom, totally useless and addicted to crack. The chances of LeBron turning out as he did, a physical freak, is ridiciously small. It's no surprise he is a mental midget (on par for crack babies, no fault of their own) and yet people still try to identify with him. Everything about that freak is disgusting, and yet people love to white knight him. Dirk is too boring for most Americans. He isn't a walking reality show, he doesn't belong on the Maury show, and he doesn't have any tatoos showing his ignorance to the world. I guess it just a sign of the times, you LeBron fans can roll in his shiat as long as you like. I tend to enjoy people that live the right way, and present themselves in the right light. All you have to do is search for LeBron news, and you will find out he had a kid in HS...currently uses that same girl as his bottom biatch....and has many other girls that he has in his entourage.

/Drose does it right
//Barkley was right, Heat fans are the most ignorant and worst in the game
 
2011-06-10 03:50:59 PM  
sigh at thsi rate lebron never goign too be as good as vince carter hell i dunno if he even gona be as good as helicopter sigh he already better then escalade but at this point such wasted potential.. .
 
2011-06-10 04:06:04 PM  
I fear the Heat will win both at home and revisionist history will tell us how Lebron lead the team to the championship by stepping back and letting others play.

Regardless, even if Miami does win, it will belong to Wade; the Lebron/Jordan comparisons are laughable at this stage. When was the last time Jordan disappeared for large portions of a finals series (that is disappeared relative to expectations of a uber super star and greatest of all time)?
 
2011-06-10 04:29:28 PM  
My son was walking down downtown Miami today and he ran into LeBron James. I couldn't believe it when he told me that. He asked Lebron for change for a dollar and he only gave him 75 cents back. I guess he didn't have that 4th quarter.
 
2011-06-10 04:32:19 PM  
Jeez, a lot of Lebron hate. They still have home court advantage, which they earned in the regular season. The Mavs were shooting record threes last night with Miamis best player on sidelines.

Get over yourselves. I'm rooting for them just to see the crying.
 
2011-06-10 04:34:51 PM  

InmanRoshi: They've gone full professional wrestling heal.

Seriously, a guy self nicknames himself The King, tattoos "Chosen One" on his back, calls himself a "Global Icon", holds a fake dog and pony show press conference about where he's taking his talents, openly mocks the injuries and hardships of others, and then loses to the "face" every title match ..typically in embarassing fashion.

He has to be managed by Bobby The Brain Heenan.


If they're going to make fun of Dirk, the least they could do is keep him from being the game's high scorer.

/Waiting for a Macho Man-style promo from Dirk
 
2011-06-10 04:42:54 PM  

Krustofsky: /Waiting for a Macho Man-style promo from Dirk


I'd love to see Dirk paint his face and start yelling about crashing the Heat's plane.

/HOKE KOGAN
 
2011-06-10 04:45:50 PM  
Many Londoners referred to King James I as "Queen James" because he didn't bother to hide his homersexshuality very much.

/nttawwt
 
2011-06-10 04:47:30 PM  
D-W-Y-A-N-E
 
2011-06-10 06:22:39 PM  

danreb123456789: My son was walking down downtown Miami today and he ran into LeBron James. I couldn't believe it when he told me that. He asked Lebron for change for a dollar and he only gave him 75 cents back. I guess he didn't have that 4th quarter.


You should team up with Carlos Mencia
 
2011-06-10 06:37:57 PM  
As a Chicagoan, I used to root for Wade, but jesus, when did he turn into such a d-bag?
 
2011-06-10 11:22:38 PM  
Maybe they should be making fun of Bosh since he can't seem to guard an old, sick white dude on a basketball court. Ha. What a bunch of assfarks. I swear to raptor jesus I hate that whole team. I hope they perpetually choke and LeBrontasaurus quits and is forever known as the little engine that couldn't.
 
2011-06-11 05:11:05 AM  
you mean the pussy that got carted off on a stretcher with tears in his eyes because of an injured shoulder is making fun of a guy with a 101 fever? ya.... ok.

dwyane wade is a pussy.
flops around like a fish til he doesnt hear a whistle.
 
2011-06-11 05:11:58 AM  

uofacats2004: you mean the pussy that got carted off on a stretcher wheelchair with tears in his eyes because of an injured shoulder is making fun of a guy with a 101 fever? ya.... ok.


sorry.
 
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