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(Washington Post)   Personally, subby doesn't want to pay taxes to a government that won't fetch him live tigers and/or prostitutes   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 25
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2011-06-08 05:45:14 PM
But who will pay for all those tubes and trucks?
 
2011-06-08 05:49:07 PM
Government Overreach According To Sane Economists: the internet!
 
2011-06-08 05:49:41 PM
In before Pawlenty shows up with a Tiger Prostitute and it's tax-free.
 
2011-06-08 05:52:43 PM
vernonFL: Government Overreach According To Sane Economists: the internet!

What you did there.....
 
2011-06-08 05:58:48 PM
Aschlafly: Tiger Prostitute

Sounds more like something Charlie Sheen would say.
 
2011-06-08 05:59:06 PM
volfan: vernonFL: Government Overreach According To Sane Economists: the internet!

What you did there.....


...wish I could unsee
 
2011-06-08 06:03:55 PM
Every service. Want someone to dress up as a cat and come clean all the surfaces of your home? The Internet has that. I saw an ad once on Craigslist.


So the govt should be doing this?
 
2011-06-08 06:04:24 PM
Aschlafly: In before Pawlenty shows up with a Tiger Prostitute and it's tax-free.

After that whole scandal and his wife leaving him, dude's probably got enough of them to go around.

Especially that Perkin's manager.
 
2011-06-08 06:07:11 PM
Don't pay taxes anyway - a true waste of money.
 
2011-06-08 06:11:52 PM
HotSalsaZoot: Don't pay taxes anyway - a true waste of money.

It keeps the SWAT teams away.
 
2011-06-08 06:13:43 PM
Wait wait...hold on a sec.

Are we talking about tiger prostitutes or prostitute tigers ?

HUGE DIFFERENCE !
 
2011-06-08 06:22:17 PM
jigger: HotSalsaZoot: Don't pay taxes anyway - a true waste of money.

It keeps the SWAT teams away.


No, paying your student loans keeps the SWAT teams away.
 
2011-06-08 06:28:25 PM
jigger:
HotSalsaZoot: Don't pay taxes anyway - a true waste of money.

It keeps the SWAT teams away.


Not worried about the deadbeat SWAT teams. Just worried about MY dough. Thanx.
 
2011-06-08 06:39:29 PM
I can find Tim Pawlenty on Google.

So we clearly don't need that in our government.
 
2011-06-08 06:42:06 PM
Tried to read TFA but got bogged down in WTF.

Going with "Personally, subby doesn't want to pay taxes to a government ..." I'm guessing subby is a Republican or worse, a Libertarian.
 
2011-06-08 06:59:16 PM
dofus: Tried to read TFA but got bogged down in WTF.

Going with "Personally, subby doesn't want to pay taxes to a government ..." I'm guessing subby is a Republican or worse, a Libertarian.


Uh... I think you're missing something. Unless tiggers are really hot among republicans right now.
 
2011-06-08 07:09:23 PM
Zmog: I can find Tim Pawlenty on Google.

So we clearly don't need that in our government.


Heh. +1
 
2011-06-08 07:25:33 PM
I prefer both tigers and prostitutes to be live if the government is fetching them for me. Not sure about you farkers though.

/fark it, the tigers live!
 
2011-06-08 07:30:11 PM
I don't mind prostitutes as long as the government felches them first.
 
2011-06-08 07:34:53 PM
this is bad news... for Santorum.
 
2011-06-08 07:35:31 PM
I googled Tim Pawlenty and it returned results so we don't a government providing his services.
 
2011-06-08 07:36:41 PM
I googled God and it returned results so we don't need that in government either.
 
2011-06-08 07:41:58 PM
www.washingtonpost.com

I appreciate the time it took to diagram what can actually be found on the Google.
 
2011-06-08 08:07:46 PM
Pawlenty misunderstands the purpose of government.

It is not to compete with the private sector in the provision of goods and services (ie: wants).

It is to provide public services, utilities and assistance programs (ie: needs) to everybody, equally, all the time, for the benefit of community health and well-being.

Government programs are meant to operate at a loss, because their goal is not profit but the enrichment of public life and value. Water, roads, education, fire, police, ambulance, power, essential services, etc... all fit under this mandate.

To privatize any of these things, where they operate as competing fiefdoms for profit instead of public utilities for the well-being of the citizenry, is to invite suffering, misery, confusion and death.
 
2011-06-08 10:27:49 PM
I think subby missed the point. I'd gladly pay extra taxes knowing the government would provide me with live tigers whenever I needed them.

Whar Single-Payer Tiger Providers???? Whar??
 
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