That's a MAN baby!

/wait, what?

Where could he have gotten that idea?

From the article, "The astonishing bid to make sure his identity remained a secret came as Crute, a director of UK Oil and Gas Ltd, appeared in court charged with trading for 15 months without being registered to gas safety body Corgi."

That is one of the most obtuse sentences I've ever read. I honestly thought it was a proofreading error until I read more of the article.

Worked for Gene Hackman!

Damn it, Pivazena! :)

charity: From the article, "The astonishing bid to make sure his identity remained a secret came as Crute, a director of UK Oil and Gas Ltd, appeared in court charged with trading for 15 months without being registered to gas safety body Corgi."

That is one of the most obtuse sentences I've ever read. I honestly thought it was a proofreading error until I read more of the article.

America could learn something from this. We just give our [white] crooks tax dollars to ensure they can continue to screw us.

/hot

Came for the Senator Keeley references, left so proud of fellow Farkers.
/satisfied, too.
//Not for a million dollars!

Thresher: Damn it, Pivazena! :)

Sad! 30 seconds from epic simulpost

Beer Goggles won't help, will they?

And when it's revealed that the woman in the photos is one of the court clerks, and that she's pissed about being called a man, while Crute had left the courthouse by another door... where will the print the apology.

Irving Maimway: "Rather than dealing with it in an adult way he resigned his registration. It was a very stupid thing to do."

What is. I don't even. Wha?

Yeah, is that like "handing in your man card" or something?

God did not tell this man to do this ....however it is sad mental illness lead to the mans death.

i posted in the wrong thread .. sorry.

othmar: i posted in the wrong thread .. sorry.

It still works though. :)

fugeeface: Came for the Senator Keeley references, left so proud of fellow Farkers.
/satisfied, too.
//Not for a million dollars!



Wasn't expecting Pickle Surprise though...

[tl;dr]

A government body, the Health and Safety Executive, formerly contracted out the registration of gas installers to a company called CORGI*. Gas installers were legally required to maintain their entry in CORGI's registry.

This asshat fell out with the HSE and, apparently in a fit of pique, cancelled ('resigned') his registration and then boasted about doing so to the Executive. As a result of his illegally continuing to trade while unregistered, the HSE took him to court.

*
Council
Of
Registered
Gas
Installers

[/tl;dr]

He was fined £2,000 and ordered to pay £41,000 prosecutions costs and was also banned from being a company director for seven years.

He now lives off just £20 disposable income a week.

Judge Sean Morris told Crute: "This company carried out work in ways that put people's lives at risk."

Too bad all corporate 'suits' were''t punished by having all his/her worldly possessions confiscated and tossed out on the street to survive on a tiny stipend for wanton disregard of the safety rules. It would force them to be honest responsible (plus fulfill the need for revenge)

It would have been a very apt punishment for Tony Heywood.

The lack of visible female assets is a dead giveaway when trying to tell a woman from a man in drag.

You can tell from the photo he did not pad his bra at all, if he's even wearing one.

No hips and a flat buttocks to boot.

And the article mentions he had visible stubble?

If you're gonna rock a skirt, stockings and 4 inch stilettos, why half ass the rest of your appearance?

/total insult to the trans-community
//hates amateur t-people who parade around in public

dbirchall: Dunno, Steampunk Gallagher, lack of visible female assets, plus visible stubble, sounds like quite a lot of women I've seen in the UK.

I see you've been to Swansea...

TsarTom: Looks like he handles himself well in heels.

I wonder why.

Whatever the reason, I'm jealous; I can barely stand in heels, never mind walk....

Article's headline: Company director dresses as woman to try and evade press at court.

For fark's sake, it's "try to" not "try and." Why do the English not know English?