I got a free two year subscription to both Maxim and Stuff (actually I signed my dog up, and now she is getting offers for a credit cards). Anyhow, I never did get to thank the Farker who posted the free subscription link about 3-4 months ago, but hey.... if your reading this...THANKS!

Both are pretty good reads for free, but I don't think I'd pay to subscribe to either. Personally I like Stuff a Little more than Maxim.

I farking HATE websites that start playing sounds automatically when I go there. I use Mozilla so I don't get pop-ups, and banner ads have never bothered me. But those automatic sounds PISS ME OFF!!

/feels better now...

Stuff is a better bathroom mag. None of it's articles are more than half a page long. Maxim is good for long bus and train rides, or after a long night of taco bell and newcastle...

Actually FHM has the exact same article in them.

I sent something to them very similar exactly one year ago. I went to NYC and visited both the Maxim and FHM offices on the same day to drop off some samples in hopes of doing some freelance design work. Both portfolios contained my "fake cosmo" article. Coincidence that their fake cosmo editions appeared in the SAME FARKING MONTH one year after my visit.

The other thing I gave them was a fake DVD cover that you could rip out and slip into any embarassing DVDs you have. It was "the Lost Art of Mime"
(available on my website for download actually)... watch and see that comes out next.

-Mr. Stinkhead
(probably getting his panties in a bunch over nothing)

http://www.millionaireplayboy.com/lifestyle/freestuff.php

Fark em.

Mr. Stinkhead

Bernie Mac said "Maxim" is for little boys scared to buy poorn--nohg-raphie.

I stopped reading it, It was lame and repetitive.

Although I cant take the bet because by snitching them out, you RUINED it.

the Maxim link was posted on Hip-Clicks in the Life section of USAToday.com
I think everyone gets Maxim for free now.

Maxim sucks balls. I got the Mariah Carey cover yesterday (I subscribe) and threw it away without even looking at it. I'm not renewing.

You know it's bad for them when they've gone from Shannon Elizabeth and Tara Reid on the cover to Mariah Carey.

I don't think anyone expects it to actually work. It's funny. a.k.a.

Cool, my first approved submission. I actually thought the article was tongue-in-cheek, but I thought the headline had a good shot at making the main page.

...Am I the only one who thought this was funny?

I got the free subscriptions too. Then I got a call asking if I enjoyed the magazines, and did I want to subscribe to a bunch of hardcore porn magazines. I asked if they were free too, and they said no. I told them to call back when they are free.

Like "a baboon in estrus"? Jebus.
Stripping is fine, but I don't think I want my girlfriend doing ANYTHING like a baboon in estrus.

my name is cosmo

isn't this link a little old. i'm pretty sure that issue sat on top of my toilet for a while before being moved to the recycling pile.

say what you want about me, but I love maxim. About the only damn good thing that shows up in my mailbox.

It was pretty funny, and I think it sounded almost like a cosmo article, until they got to the baboon part. They pretty much blew their cover on that one.

page 69... cute.

This is actually pretty funny. "next month: the fatal rick of post-coital cuddling"? Obviously very tongue-in-cheek.

Well the last sentence:

"Next month: the Fatal Risks of Postcoital Cuddling."

I like the last part about the fatal risks of post-coital cuddling.

Ooh, nice timing.

did anyone see the part about the fatal risks of post-coital cuddling

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What a great caption!

"The more naked she gets, the more empowered she is"

I think I'd manage to strip for my BF without the help of this article. Of course, he'd have to do the same for me...ugh, on second thought, he has no rhythm, so maybe not.

My 2 cents.

jeez, all he would have to do is ask.

*shrug*

I can't read magazines like cosmo and maxim because they're um. Well, they're vacant fluff.

Wired now, THAT is a good magazine.

This is quite possibly the silliest thing I've ever seen.

My last girlfriend used to strip for me. Just thought I'd throw that out there.

haha
"For extra points, spank your behind. With a riding crop."


Cosmo is, like, so smart!

I think a lot of girls would be kind of tickled to try it if asked, actually. It's flattering that your boyfriend enjoys looking at you so much that he just wants to watch you take off your clothes while dancing.

I saw my brother bought this issue of maxim magizine... i personally thought it was for the large picture of anna kournikov in skimpy clothing...

I picked that issue up while on a road trip. The funny part of the whole article is that it has the cut-out of the cosmo article with "how to build a doghouse" on the back of it

Taco Bell gives me gas

I thought it was funny.

Bah, both Stuff and Maxim wear thin very quickly - reading them is like sitting next to a frat guy who thinks he's really damn funny, and he's damn sure you're gonna know it.

For my money, the best "men's mag" out there is Razor - it beats them hands down.

Cid_Highwind, nope, you're not the only one. This thing had me rolling (as it is obviously satire), especially the last line: "Next mont: the Fatal Risks of Postcoital Cuddling" Heh.

Hang on, my dog can get Maxim for free?
What is this amazing link thing?

Liverback
"I got the free subscriptions too. Then I got a call asking if I enjoyed the magazines, and did I want to subscribe to a bunch of....."

You gave them your real phone number? All I can think to say after I get done laughing is "Gump, you are a farking genius. You must have a farkin IQ of 140....."

And outright asking is so problematic?

I'm thinking that any girl willing to strip would do so without the article. If she isn't willing, I don't think that article would turn her around. Not even if they left out the part about the baboon.

Ahh, the sexy sound of Rammstein.

It's easy to make something look like an article in a women's magazine! Just end every sentence with an exclamation mark! According to these magazines, everything is incredibly exciting! And important!

I like maxim for being even more honest than cosmo. it's not pretending to be intelligent, or important, it's just silly articles and hot women.