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(Daily Mail)   Selena Gomez does the walk of shame   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 78
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2011-06-04 08:14:05 PM
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HAHAHA, nice one bieber you farking little coont
 
2011-06-04 08:18:09 PM
 
2011-06-04 08:44:25 PM
Yes, I am jealous of Justin Bieber.
 
2011-06-04 09:35:09 PM
I hope they had lots of sex, just to piss off their fans and anti-fans alike.
 
2011-06-04 09:39:12 PM

F22raptom: HAHAHA, nice one bieber you farking little coont


the expression she makes is priceless. LOL
 
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2011-06-04 09:54:11 PM
ha...she got bieber banged.
 
2011-06-04 11:32:22 PM
They both look like 'Dayyuum that was horrible!'
 
2011-06-05 01:28:11 AM
How pathetic do you have to be to hang out outside a house all night to catch a photo like that? Don't you have better things to do?

Also anyone who has fun has crashed at someones house before. How is this news?
 
2011-06-05 01:42:33 AM

m3000: How pathetic do you have to be to hang out outside a house all night to catch a photo like that? Don't you have better things to do?

Also anyone who has fun has crashed at someones house before. How is this news?


Did you get paid $10,000 to do it? The paparazzi are trash, but they didn't create the system. They just profit from it.
 
2011-06-05 01:53:28 AM
I don't know what a Justing Bieber is, but it just shagged Selena Gomez rotten.
 
2011-06-05 01:53:53 AM
www.bestmotivationalposters.com
 
2011-06-05 01:54:23 AM
Ok, it's 1:54 am, i'm on Tylenol PM, a vicodin, and some other ibuprofin-y stuff. Forgive my typos.
 
2011-06-05 01:56:33 AM

F22raptom: HAHAHA, nice one bieber you farking little coont


Eeeew. Forget knee sharpness. She looks like she's 9 in that picture.
 
2011-06-05 07:40:31 AM
Is that little shiat even legal yet?
 
2011-06-05 07:44:15 AM

Procedural Texture: F22raptom: HAHAHA, nice one bieber you farking little coont

Eeeew. Forget knee sharpness. She looks like she's 9 in that picture.


Too old for ya?
 
2011-06-05 07:45:26 AM

Procedural Texture: F22raptom: HAHAHA, nice one bieber you farking little coont

Eeeew. Forget knee sharpness. She looks like she's 9 in that picture.


You make it sound like that's a bad thing.
 
2011-06-05 07:59:52 AM

FeelsBadMan: Procedural Texture: F22raptom: HAHAHA, nice one bieber you farking little coont

Eeeew. Forget knee sharpness. She looks like she's 9 in that picture.

You make it sound like that's a bad thing.


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2011-06-05 08:00:06 AM

F22raptom: HAHAHA, nice one bieber you farking little coont


The fat redhead in the back looks like she's about to eat someone.
 
2011-06-05 08:00:41 AM

Mentat: m3000: How pathetic do you have to be to hang out outside a house all night to catch a photo like that? Don't you have better things to do?

Did you get paid $10,000 to do it? The paparazzi are trash, but they didn't create the system. They just profit from it.


Pretty much. A juicy shot of an A-lister can net you five figures for one day's work.
 
2011-06-05 08:06:09 AM
"after spending the night at her boyfriend's house in Canada"

Right. I'm supposed to believe this?
 
2011-06-05 08:08:42 AM
Subby sounds old, bitter, dried up, drooping, limp and jealous.


When I was 17 I would have walked out of my place waving and shouting woohoo after spending the night with Selena Gomez, not a micro gram of shame around.

And every chick, and a couple of guys I knew would have done the same after a night with Mr. Beaver or whatever his name is.

/Did not know any chicks back then that would have wanted to spend a night with S.G., but I was a sheltered kid and it WAS the '70's.
 
2011-06-05 08:10:19 AM

CanadianCommie: F22raptom: HAHAHA, nice one bieber you farking little coont

the expression she makes is priceless. LOL


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2011-06-05 08:12:13 AM

Kyro: Mentat: m3000: How pathetic do you have to be to hang out outside a house all night to catch a photo like that? Don't you have better things to do?

Did you get paid $10,000 to do it? The paparazzi are trash, but they didn't create the system. They just profit from it.

Pretty much. A juicy shot of an A-lister can net you five figures for one day's work.


It leads to ridiculous burnout and self-hatred, though. A friend of mine did it for a whole. He quit and got a job in MARKETING because that was a step up for his soul.

/CSB
 
2011-06-05 08:18:00 AM
Justin Beiber is getting laid and I'm not. Something is very wrong with this picture.
 
2011-06-05 09:35:21 AM

eddyatwork: Justin Beiber is getting laid and I'm not. Something is very wrong with this picture.



I bet he paid her a huge wad of cash and promised not to sing.

/Who knew S G was a carpet muncher?
 
2011-06-05 09:47:45 AM
Does she have some genetic issue that keeps her face from... getting older? Because it simply doesn't match her body anymore. The Kewpie doll face creeps me the f*ck out. That picture y'all are posting in thread. Crop it so it's just her face and show it to people who don't have a clue who Selena Gomez is and ask them how old they think it is.
 
2011-06-05 09:55:52 AM
While Bieber was banging that hot girl, some guy was hiding in his car all night hoping to make his paycheck.
 
2011-06-05 10:11:36 AM

Sarcastica75: Does she have some genetic issue that keeps her face from... getting older? Because it simply doesn't match her body anymore. The Kewpie doll face creeps me the f*ck out. That picture y'all are posting in thread. Crop it so it's just her face and show it to people who don't have a clue who Selena Gomez is and ask them how old they think it is.


She's one of those unfortunate girls who, no matter how skinny they get, will always have a chubby, baby-face. Then again, she doesn't appear ultra-thin, either. Just slim. Who knows how she'd look if she took up anorexia like several other starlettes have. It would look pretty funny if she ended up stick-thin with a bobble head on top.
 
2011-06-05 10:14:52 AM
 
2011-06-05 10:33:19 AM
EARTH TO SELENA GOMEZ

EARTH TO SELENA GOMEZ
 
2011-06-05 10:57:46 AM
That article had the distinction of having the ugliest pictures of Selena Gomez I've ever seen.
 
2011-06-05 11:00:11 AM

Wollffeey: Sarcastica75: Does she have some genetic issue that keeps her face from... getting older? Because it simply doesn't match her body anymore. The Kewpie doll face creeps me the f*ck out. That picture y'all are posting in thread. Crop it so it's just her face and show it to people who don't have a clue who Selena Gomez is and ask them how old they think it is.

She's one of those unfortunate girls who, no matter how skinny they get, will always have a chubby, baby-face. Then again, she doesn't appear ultra-thin, either. Just slim. Who knows how she'd look if she took up anorexia like several other starlettes have. It would look pretty funny if she ended up stick-thin with a bobble head on top.


No, see... that would be Tiffany Thiesen... who has or had a chubby babyface without looking like she was still, in fact, six years old. Babyface is one thing. This girl looks like someone hit pause on her benjamin button syndrome at age 6.
 
2011-06-05 11:00:45 AM
This just in: Selena Gomez is a lesbian.
 
2011-06-05 11:02:00 AM
I mean. Look at that "dat ass" photo. Tell me that's not freaky.
 
2011-06-05 11:08:13 AM
She could easily play a 5th grader.

She looks like a child.
 
2011-06-05 12:01:00 PM
So, her parents let their 17 yr old daughter stay the night at boys houses.


Awesome.
 
2011-06-05 12:04:39 PM
hoped she had better taste than that
 
2011-06-05 12:09:44 PM

Alphakronik: So, her parents let their 17 yr old daughter stay the night at boys houses.


Awesome.


She is 18. He is the one who is 17.

So technically, her parents couldn't do shiat about it
 
2011-06-05 12:11:16 PM
Ahh, to be that young again....
 
2011-06-05 12:34:00 PM
Justin Bieber showed off his ball skills

I imagine Selena showed off her ball skills as well...
 
2011-06-05 12:34:00 PM
Earlier this week met his half-siblings, Jazmyn and Jaxon, and his father, Jeremy, for a Memorial Day picnic.

Jazmyn, Jaxon, Jeremy, and Justin. I sense a pattern.
 
2011-06-05 12:44:00 PM
Woman body, child face. Scary, unnatural. She's like master blaster without the midget
 
2011-06-05 12:50:35 PM

jchuffyman: Alphakronik: So, her parents let their 17 yr old daughter stay the night at boys houses.


Awesome.

She is 18. He is the one who is 17.

So technically, her parents couldn't do shiat about it



Ahh, so his parents/relatives/whosever house that was, let a 17 yo kid's 18 yo girlfriend spend the night. Wish my parents had let my gf spend the night at that age.

//ahh, who am i kidding. I wish I'd had a gf willing to "spend the night" at 17
 
2011-06-05 12:52:31 PM
For anyone that feels weird fapping to Gomez, have this instead:

i150.photobucket.com

It's what Selena might look like in 20 years. If she's very, very lucky.
 
2011-06-05 01:16:27 PM

MrGuy: jchuffyman: Alphakronik: So, her parents let their 17 yr old daughter stay the night at boys houses.


Awesome.

She is 18. He is the one who is 17.

So technically, her parents couldn't do shiat about it


Ahh, so his parents/relatives/whosever house that was, let a 17 yo kid's 18 yo girlfriend spend the night. Wish my parents had let my gf spend the night at that age.

//ahh, who am i kidding. I wish I'd had a gf willing to "spend the night" at 17


Isn't 16 the legal age in Canada? Or is that the drinking age?
 
2011-06-05 01:18:46 PM

Tor_Eckman: For anyone that feels weird fapping to Gomez, have this instead:



It's what Selena might look like in 20 years. If she's very, very lucky.


Carla Gugino was on Craig Ferguson's show the other night, and I don't know if it was the haircut, a good makeup artist, or plastic surgery, but she looked 10 years younger.

/and the low-cut dress didn't hurt either
//fap
 
2011-06-05 01:54:16 PM

HempHead: MrGuy: jchuffyman: Alphakronik: So, her parents let their 17 yr old daughter stay the night at boys houses.


Awesome.

She is 18. He is the one who is 17.

So technically, her parents couldn't do shiat about it


Ahh, so his parents/relatives/whosever house that was, let a 17 yo kid's 18 yo girlfriend spend the night. Wish my parents had let my gf spend the night at that age.

//ahh, who am i kidding. I wish I'd had a gf willing to "spend the night" at 17

Isn't 16 the legal age in Canada? Or is that the drinking age?

Yeah, I think they finally upped the age to 16 in Ontario. Was previously 14, though there is a 2 year rule in effect as well. Think it might actually be a provincial statute as opposed to federal, can't remember.

Regardless... most people's parents still don't like letting their 17yo kid have sleepovers with their older boy/girlfriend.
 
2011-06-05 01:55:32 PM

Tor_Eckman: For anyone that feels weird fapping to Gomez, have this instead:



It's what Selena might look like in 20 years. If she's very, very lucky.


i280.photobucket.com
 
2011-06-05 02:00:00 PM

Caeldan: HempHead: MrGuy: jchuffyman: Alphakronik: So, her parents let their 17 yr old daughter stay the night at boys houses.


Awesome.

She is 18. He is the one who is 17.

So technically, her parents couldn't do shiat about it


Ahh, so his parents/relatives/whosever house that was, let a 17 yo kid's 18 yo girlfriend spend the night. Wish my parents had let my gf spend the night at that age.

//ahh, who am i kidding. I wish I'd had a gf willing to "spend the night" at 17

Isn't 16 the legal age in Canada? Or is that the drinking age?
Yeah, I think they finally upped the age to 16 in Ontario. Was previously 14, though there is a 2 year rule in effect as well. Think it might actually be a provincial statute as opposed to federal, can't remember.

Regardless... most people's parents still don't like letting their 17yo kid have sleepovers with their older boy/girlfriend.


Most people's 17 yo kids aren't gazillionaires.

It probably shouldn't make a difference, but I'm sure it does.
 
2011-06-05 02:24:31 PM

Tor_Eckman: For anyone that feels weird fapping to Gomez, have this instead:



It's what Selena might look like in 20 years. If she's very, very lucky.


Again. Babyface. She doesn't look like a freak with a midget head and Kewpie doll face. And Selena's already 18--she should be well on her way to having a normal adult-person head already. In 20 years, she'll be almost 40.

My guess is Miss Comic Book Movie Girl didn't look like a freak of nature when SHE was 18.
 
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